Thneedville | EVERYBODY NEEDS A THNEED

[Nationalist Northumbria]

Thneedville is an up-and-coming prosperous region. Although we pack a punch far above our weight, so to speak, there is very little international awareness of our corner of the NS world, and as the only resident of Thneedville I have taken it upon myself to open an embassy here in the Gameplay forum. The people of Thneedville also invite any interested parties to join us in Thneedville.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

I am now WA Delegate of Thneedville. We have a password, which to obtain you must (a) prove your knowledge of The Lorax or (b) get an invitation from me.

[WayNeacTia]

I am now WA Delegate of Thneedville. We have a password, which to obtain you must (a) prove your knowledge of The Lorax or (b) get an invitation from me.

Seeing as how you are the founder, you didn't need to be the delegate to impose a password.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

I am now WA Delegate of Thneedville. We have a password, which to obtain you must (a) prove your knowledge of The Lorax or (b) get an invitation from me.

Seeing as how you are the founder, you didn't need to be the delegate to impose a password.

Having imposed a password without the delegacy before, I am perfectly aware of that. It's a separate event.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

Thneedville no longer has a password.

[Archinstinct]

Meanwhile, in Thneedville...

[Nationalist Northumbria]

Meanwhile, in Thneedville...

(Image)

Didn't laugh.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

My fellow Thneedvillers,

We have come under attack from an enemy most would not even think capable of such a heinous deed: The League. Though they purport to be defenders, they have disrupted a Thneedville-led operation against the Islamic States. This aggression cannot and will not be allowed to stand. Unless The League submits to our demands, we will have no choice but to declare war on not only them, but their allies: The Order of the Grey Wardens, 10000 Islands, Europeia, The Mystical Alliance, Declansburg, and The Union of Democratic States.

Our demands are as follows:

1. Rhaza (aka Quebecshire) formally apologises for banjecting me and falsely claiming credit for a Thneedville-led operation, as well as his related conduct.
2. Rhaza (aka Quebecshire) stands down from any and all roles of responsibility in The League and does not accept any such office on any nation for a period of one (1) year.
3. The League give Thneedville full credit for leading the invasion of the Islamic States.
4. The League apologise for having wasting the Security Council's time with an unneeded liberation, even demanding that others withdraw their proposals so it could pass as quickly as possible, and then taking days to turn up while Thneedville forces arrived before the resolution had even passed.
5. The League rebrand as "The League (formerly The League of Conservative Nations)".

These demands are not extreme. They are incredibly generous on our part.

In addition, I am demanding a formal apology from League ally The Order of the Grey Wardens. One of their members, The Aituia, has sent me a telegram with the text 'Book in Serbian'. For those not aware, 'book' as it translates into Serbo-Croat sounds like the N-word, the most offensive racial slur in the English language. This is frankly disgusting and they should be ashamed of harbouring such individuals in their region.

We await The League's decision, for what they decide will mean either peace... or war.

[Aituia alt1]

My fellow Thneedvillers,

We have come under attack from an enemy most would not even think capable of such a heinous deed: The League. Though they purport to be defenders, they have disrupted a Thneedville-led operation against the Islamic States. This aggression cannot and will not be allowed to stand. Unless The League submits to our demands, we will have no choice but to declare war on not only them, but their allies: The Order of the Grey Wardens, 10000 Islands, Europeia, The Mystical Alliance, Declansburg, and The Union of Democratic States.

Our demands are as follows:

1. Rhaza (aka Quebecshire) formally apologises for banjecting me and falsely claiming credit for a Thneedville-led operation, as well as his related conduct.
2. Rhaza (aka Quebecshire) stands down from any and all roles of responsibility in The League and does not accept any such office on any nation for a period of one (1) year.
3. The League give Thneedville full credit for leading the invasion of the Islamic States.
4. The League apologise for having wasting the Security Council's time with an unneeded liberation, even demanding that others withdraw their proposals so it could pass as quickly as possible, and then taking days to turn up while Thneedville forces arrived before the resolution had even passed.
5. The League rebrand as "The League (formerly The League of Conservative Nations)".

These demands are not extreme. They are incredibly generous on our part.

In addition, I am demanding a formal apology from League ally The Order of the Grey Wardens. One of their members, The Aituia, has sent me a telegram with the text 'Book in Serbian'. For those not aware, 'book' as it translates into Serbo-Croat sounds like the N-word, the most offensive racial slur in the English language. This is frankly disgusting and they should be ashamed of harbouring such individuals in their region.

We await The League's decision, for what they decide will mean either peace... or war.

I have sent my clarification due to my anger issue and unable to cooperate well to my own self. I would like to be rained with embarrassment. I shall take a break.

[Bhang Bhang Duc]

Wonderful, it’s popcorn and tin foil hat time.

In addition, I am demanding a formal apology from League ally The Order of the Grey Wardens. One of their members, The Aituia, has sent me a telegram with the text 'Book in Serbian'. For those not aware, 'book' as it translates into Serbo-Croat sounds like the N-word, the most offensive racial slur in the English language. This is frankly disgusting and they should be ashamed of harbouring such individuals in their region.

If you believe a rule has been broken gameside then you should submit a GHR, instead of whining about it here.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

My fellow Thneedvillers,

We have come under attack from an enemy most would not even think capable of such a heinous deed: The League. Though they purport to be defenders, they have disrupted a Thneedville-led operation against the Islamic States. This aggression cannot and will not be allowed to stand. Unless The League submits to our demands, we will have no choice but to declare war on not only them, but their allies: The Order of the Grey Wardens, 10000 Islands, Europeia, The Mystical Alliance, Declansburg, and The Union of Democratic States.

Our demands are as follows:

1. Rhaza (aka Quebecshire) formally apologises for banjecting me and falsely claiming credit for a Thneedville-led operation, as well as his related conduct.
2. Rhaza (aka Quebecshire) stands down from any and all roles of responsibility in The League and does not accept any such office on any nation for a period of one (1) year.
3. The League give Thneedville full credit for leading the invasion of the Islamic States.
4. The League apologise for having wasting the Security Council's time with an unneeded liberation, even demanding that others withdraw their proposals so it could pass as quickly as possible, and then taking days to turn up while Thneedville forces arrived before the resolution had even passed.
5. The League rebrand as "The League (formerly The League of Conservative Nations)".

These demands are not extreme. They are incredibly generous on our part.

In addition, I am demanding a formal apology from League ally The Order of the Grey Wardens. One of their members, The Aituia, has sent me a telegram with the text 'Book in Serbian'. For those not aware, 'book' as it translates into Serbo-Croat sounds like the N-word, the most offensive racial slur in the English language. This is frankly disgusting and they should be ashamed of harbouring such individuals in their region.

We await The League's decision, for what they decide will mean either peace... or war.

Also, I forgot to give a time limit on the ultimatum. It's 24 hours from this post (as in, the one I am making now).

[WayNeacTia]

Or?

[Nationalist Northumbria]

Or?

I believe I stated quite clearly the consequences if they did not accept our demands. If our demands are not accepted, we will go to war with them and their allies.

[WayNeacTia]

Thneedville will make a great trophy…..

[-Astoria-]

Or?

I believe I stated quite clearly the consequences if they did not accept our demands. If our demands are not accepted, we will go to war with them and their allies.

How do you intend to enforce such, given the rather severely lopsided stats (2 nations against 603)?

[Nationalist Northumbria]

Thneedville will make a great trophy…..

O ye of little faith...

I believe I stated quite clearly the consequences if they did not accept our demands. If our demands are not accepted, we will go to war with them and their allies.

How do you intend to enforce such, given the rather severely lopsided stats (2 nations against 603)?

I'm not going to give away our war plans on the forum.

[Hulldom]

I remember the last time a UCR gave an ultimatum to another--at least that I recall.

Went exceptionally well for the people issuing....for about two minutes.

[Bhang Bhang Duc]

Suggest you have a chat with those nations looking to overthrow The West Pacific. I’m sure they’ll have all kinds of useful advice for you.

[Artimos]

My fellow Thneedvillers,

We have come under attack from an enemy most would not even think capable of such a heinous deed: The League. Though they purport to be defenders, they have disrupted a Thneedville-led operation against the Islamic States. This aggression cannot and will not be allowed to stand. Unless The League submits to our demands, we will have no choice but to declare war on not only them, but their allies: The Order of the Grey Wardens, 10000 Islands, Europeia, The Mystical Alliance, Declansburg, and The Union of Democratic States.

Our demands are as follows:

1. Rhaza (aka Quebecshire) formally apologises for banjecting me and falsely claiming credit for a Thneedville-led operation, as well as his related conduct.
2. Rhaza (aka Quebecshire) stands down from any and all roles of responsibility in The League and does not accept any such office on any nation for a period of one (1) year.
3. The League give Thneedville full credit for leading the invasion of the Islamic States.
4. The League apologise for having wasting the Security Council's time with an unneeded liberation, even demanding that others withdraw their proposals so it could pass as quickly as possible, and then taking days to turn up while Thneedville forces arrived before the resolution had even passed.
5. The League rebrand as "The League (formerly The League of Conservative Nations)".

These demands are not extreme. They are incredibly generous on our part.

In addition, I am demanding a formal apology from League ally The Order of the Grey Wardens. One of their members, The Aituia, has sent me a telegram with the text 'Book in Serbian'. For those not aware, 'book' as it translates into Serbo-Croat sounds like the N-word, the most offensive racial slur in the English language. This is frankly disgusting and they should be ashamed of harbouring such individuals in their region.

We await The League's decision, for what they decide will mean either peace... or war.

oh boy they must be shaking in their boots oh no whatever will they do

oh wait, they'd ignore you, right

[Nationalist Northumbria]

Suggest you have a chat with those nations looking to overthrow The West Pacific. I’m sure they’ll have all kinds of useful advice for you.

We're not aiming to overthrow a region, so I doubt they would.

My fellow Thneedvillers,

We have come under attack from an enemy most would not even think capable of such a heinous deed: The League. Though they purport to be defenders, they have disrupted a Thneedville-led operation against the Islamic States. This aggression cannot and will not be allowed to stand. Unless The League submits to our demands, we will have no choice but to declare war on not only them, but their allies: The Order of the Grey Wardens, 10000 Islands, Europeia, The Mystical Alliance, Declansburg, and The Union of Democratic States.

Our demands are as follows:

1. Rhaza (aka Quebecshire) formally apologises for banjecting me and falsely claiming credit for a Thneedville-led operation, as well as his related conduct.
2. Rhaza (aka Quebecshire) stands down from any and all roles of responsibility in The League and does not accept any such office on any nation for a period of one (1) year.
3. The League give Thneedville full credit for leading the invasion of the Islamic States.
4. The League apologise for having wasting the Security Council's time with an unneeded liberation, even demanding that others withdraw their proposals so it could pass as quickly as possible, and then taking days to turn up while Thneedville forces arrived before the resolution had even passed.
5. The League rebrand as "The League (formerly The League of Conservative Nations)".

These demands are not extreme. They are incredibly generous on our part.

In addition, I am demanding a formal apology from League ally The Order of the Grey Wardens. One of their members, The Aituia, has sent me a telegram with the text 'Book in Serbian'. For those not aware, 'book' as it translates into Serbo-Croat sounds like the N-word, the most offensive racial slur in the English language. This is frankly disgusting and they should be ashamed of harbouring such individuals in their region.

We await The League's decision, for what they decide will mean either peace... or war.

oh boy they must be shaking in their boots oh no whatever will they do

oh wait, they'd ignore you, right

Wrong...

[Occidius]

How do you intend to enforce such, given the rather severely lopsided stats (2 nations against 603)?

By sitting in the region and waiting for an unrelated outside force to do it for them, duh. Just need to take credit after the fact and say it was all according to plan.

[Artimos]

Suggest you have a chat with those nations looking to overthrow The West Pacific. I’m sure they’ll have all kinds of useful advice for you.

We're not aiming to overthrow a region, so I doubt they would.

oh boy they must be shaking in their boots oh no whatever will they do

oh wait, they'd ignore you, right

Wrong...

[Nationalist Northumbria]

How do you intend to enforce such, given the rather severely lopsided stats (2 nations against 603)?

By sitting in the region and waiting for an unrelated outside force to do it for them, duh. Just need to take credit after the fact and say it was all according to plan.

Hilarious. As opposed to sitting outside the region and waiting for an unrelated outside force to do it for them… which is what The League did.

[Loraxville]

cool region

[Moukden and Kirin]

Shiver me timbers