Thank you for any advice. (Draft 2)
A group of Neanderthals have been sighted behind the country’s northern glacier by some hikers, the cave people have sparked such interest and debate in the community that during your opening of the new history museum a group of people accost you to share their thoughts as to what you should do.
“Integrate them that’s what I say!” Exclaims the excitable museum curator. “imagine how much tourism we’d get from people coming to ——— if we had them working in the museum!” He bounces on his heels. “Equally paid of course.”
Museum guests confuse wax caveman models for museum workers.
“No leave them alone!” Cries a visitor pushing her way to the front. “God knows what diseases they have or what we’ll give them!” She sneezes violently into a tissue. “Not to mention the shock they’d have integrating into such a fast paced modern world *sniff*.”
People are advised to socially distance in the wild.
A skinny man shoves her out of the way. “As the museum labs top scientist I believe it would only be right to let us experiment on them.” He rubs his hands. “Imagine we could take their strength and stamina and combine it with ours, I…we could benefit greatly with a scientific opportunity such as that.”
Gyms go out of business.
“You’re onto something there doc” states a woman you recognise as the ex defence secretary for the previous leader “My name is Nicola Furious, make me defence secretary again, let me take doc here and we’ll combine their genes with the soldiers, we’ll create a super army the envy of the world.”
Soldiers wear their underpants on the outside of latex suits.
