The World Assembly,
Noticing that education, usually taking one-third of a day for five-sevenths of a week, can teach children a variety of subjects,
Concerned, however, that math homework is pulling children apart from the square root of learning,
Realizing that math homework stresses one-hundred percent of students out which can lead to physical and mental issues,
Worried that math homework can increase youth rebelliousness plus decrease niceness, equaling a sum of revolution,
Finding that math homework restricts the opportunity to let kids play outside with three-dimensional spheres,
Summarizing that math homework is odd because it doesn't provide any benefit,
And finally, condemning the eating of π (also known as Pi) due to its mathematical recipe,
Hereby declares math homework as a work of the devil.