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The Near Islands
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AL does something to YL II

Postby The Near Islands » Sun Oct 24, 2021 11:02 am

I was searching for this thread and it apparently CTE, so I am going to revive it.

Similar to YL catches the AL doing something embarrassing, this thread is more general with the AL doing something - anything really, to YL - who thusly reacts to it.

Please try to avoid posts that boil down to "My character kills/godmods your character" or anything that breaks forum rules. Otherwise, make it as whacky/boring as you like.




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Sladski
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Sladski » Sun Oct 24, 2021 11:15 am

Council member 4 appreciates the gesture but declines. "Normally I would but I have a strict cleanliness rule that I adhere to at all times, shaking hands with someone who hasn't washed their hands violates this cleanliness rule, and as such I am obligated to decline." "Since when though?" Council member 1 asks to council member 4, in which they reply with "Don't ask."



While YL was walking through the sladskik embassy (or just parliament if you refuse to go with an embassy) Council member 3 asks a favour from YL.
"Can you get me some ramen noodles? I have been really enjoying them lately."
Hello yes i am the real sadskee 2day i will be procrastinating on my school work age- BONK

Who was that guy?
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The New Suriyen Republic
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Ex-Nation

Postby The New Suriyen Republic » Tue Oct 26, 2021 2:45 pm

"What are ramen noodles...? Is that some type of human food? If so, I'll try to find some for you."-Prime Minister Seylana Dureen


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Seylana decided to take your YL on a trip to Menja, where the both of you are walking along the sandy coastlines of the desert planet. Seylana and YL stop walking to face the sun as it began setting.

"During my younger years I would always come to the coastlines just to watch the sun set. It was always relaxing to just sit here and bask in the beauty of this planet." Seylana said.

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Valentine Z
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Postby Valentine Z » Wed Oct 27, 2021 10:02 am

1st Cpt. Angela Stella Trista Josephine Natalie Rv. E. Tps. “The Eternal Explorer” Bethany Alyssa Valeska Payton. Mikayla Gosling Josie Rowan Serenity Chelsea Lynette Hannah Tan Fang Ling was nothing short of amazed at the view that she was looking at. The sandy beaches, the coastline, and well, sand as far as her eyes can see. After going through a few tropical planets and oceans, this was quite a joy to see. Unsure of what to do and whether or not Seylana's body might adversely react to whatever the Valentians eat or drink, Angela held off for a while then said, "I can imagine and agree. This looks amazing! I mean... I didn't really grow up here, but I can appreciate the beauty and nature of the other worlds! Oh and yeah, would you like some water? You know- with here being a bit dry and all."

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Angela meets YL in her spaceship, with Angela showing one of the walls of the spaceship... filled to the brim with artifacts, weapons, and other treasures she has obtained from all over the world. She then took out a weapon with spikes on the top, which would be definitely familiar for some people. "I got this from Lodam. It's... it's pretty dangerous, actually, but hey, as long as it's only me here and people I supervise, there will be no accidental discharge of the weapon!"
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Tremulo
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Postby Tremulo » Wed Oct 27, 2021 10:22 am

"Well, I suppose 's alright if it's just you and your staff. But, if it's as dangerous as you say... Could you put it back for the moment? I don't think it's prudent to take it out of its spot."

- A bewildered President Johnson

Pres. Johnson meets YL at the Tremulo Museum of Natural History.
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Free Ravensburg
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Postby Free Ravensburg » Wed Oct 27, 2021 10:29 am

Amadeus Freidrich: “Always wonderful to learn more about the world.”

YL is invited to the first STC match with Amadeus and his nephew
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Postby Azur Deutschland » Wed Oct 27, 2021 7:57 pm

"No. Leave me alone already. I don't even know what an STC match is, so why would I want to go watch it?"



Sylvia, Julienne, and Phym are all dressed for Halloween. The twins are wearing elegant witch attire, complete with fancy, wide-brimmed hats. Their little adopted daughter is wearing an adorable vampire costume, sporting a cape with a big collar. The little girl twirls about before noticing YL. She happily steps over with her little candy basket in hand. Lifting it up, she gives an adorable smile before saying, "trick or treat". The twins smile, stepping over to their daughter's sides, smiling at YL as well.
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Tremulo
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Postby Tremulo » Thu Oct 28, 2021 6:31 am

(Apologies if it seems like doubleposting, this's far too wholesome for me to pass up or leave without response.)

President Johnson is greeted at his door by the twins and their daughter, all dressed up for Halloween. After Phym says 'Trick or Treat' he pauses for a moment, goes into his house, and returns to give her a king size Twix Bar.
"You almost caught me off guard for a moment there. You're lucky I put out my candy early this year. Here you are! Oh, and I'd advise you go to the second house on the left. They always give out full sized candy bars."


Pres. Johnson has invited YL to a 'Midnight Hike'. Upon meeting him near New Busco State Park, he reveals his real plans.
"There's a bit of a local legend 'round here. They say there's a giant snapping turtle in the lake. I've been watching this lake since I was a boy, and it's always a fun time! What'd you say, up for a stakeout?"
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Mainly focusing on expanding trivia and culture factbooks, attempting an emphasis on humor.
This nation represents my views for the most part, with a few differences. I don't think there's any unironic anti-centrists, lol.
NS stats and policies have been shot out of the canonicity cannon.
Also, Jeremy Brett as Sherlock Holmes is very pogchamp.

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Unified Communist Councils
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Postby Unified Communist Councils » Thu Oct 28, 2021 6:48 am

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The Delegate of War of the Unified Communist Councils, Jihye Yi says:



"After listening to what you told me, my insides feel all cheeky like we are some kind of secret spies. Yes, I'd love to come with you, these giant snapping turtles sound so elusive!"



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The Delegate of War of the Unified Communist Councils, Jihye Yi says:



* YL and Defense Delegate Yi are standing at a pier where a giant Eukranoplan is moored. The pony-tailed Koriyan, the one with raven black hair and a smile brighter than the midday sun in Summer, points at the seaplane with her thumb enthusiastically. *
"What do you say we go on a joy ride across the Taal mega-lake on this bad boy? It takes off using ground-effect, making for a crazy experience at 500 kilometers per hour!"
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1876 America
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Postby 1876 America » Thu Oct 28, 2021 5:33 pm

Unified Communist Councils wrote:
The Delegate of War of the Unified Communist Councils, Jihye Yi says:



"After listening to what you told me, my insides feel all cheeky like we are some kind of secret spies. Yes, I'd love to come with you, these giant snapping turtles sound so elusive!"



The Delegate of War of the Unified Communist Councils, Jihye Yi says:



* YL and Defense Delegate Yi are standing at a pier where a giant Eukranoplan is moored. The pony-tailed Koriyan, the one with raven black hair and a smile brighter than the midday sun in Summer, points at the seaplane with her thumb enthusiastically. *
"What do you say we go on a joy ride across the Taal mega-lake on this bad boy? It takes off using ground-effect, making for a crazy experience at 500 kilometers per hour!"

Ulysses S. "Grant: uh, okay?"
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Ulysses S. Grant is the president, and also the president isn't a all power, the president has to get permission from congress.
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Unified Communist Councils
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Postby Unified Communist Councils » Thu Oct 28, 2021 5:46 pm

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Remulia
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Postby Remulia » Thu Oct 28, 2021 5:49 pm

Unified Communist Councils wrote:
The Delegate of War of the Unified Communist Councils, Jihye Yi says:



"After listening to what you told me, my insides feel all cheeky like we are some kind of secret spies. Yes, I'd love to come with you, these giant snapping turtles sound so elusive!"



The Delegate of War of the Unified Communist Councils, Jihye Yi says:



* YL and Defense Delegate Yi are standing at a pier where a giant Eukranoplan is moored. The pony-tailed Koriyan, the one with raven black hair and a smile brighter than the midday sun in Summer, points at the seaplane with her thumb enthusiastically. *
"What do you say we go on a joy ride across the Taal mega-lake on this bad boy? It takes off using ground-effect, making for a crazy experience at 500 kilometers per hour!"


"Ok, the last one os a rotten egg"
—Kamile, Kmer of the Imperium.
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Kamile invites YL to eat a breakfast. when YL arrives, they notice that Kamile prepared all the breakfast and, while smiling, says "Ok, i hope you enjoy your meal".
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NSstats aren't used by this nation...at least some of them aren't used

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Free Ravensburg
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Postby Free Ravensburg » Thu Oct 28, 2021 5:56 pm

Amadeus Freidrich: “Thank you, but I must say, I never had anyone cook for me, except for my wife.” [he sighs] “I miss my wife. I miss her every day.”



YL and Amadeus Freidrich are walking down to the place Amadeus goes to mourn for his late son. He begins asking you if you had any dead relatives due to war. YL notices that Amadeus is starting to shed tears.
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Postby NOMAYUKI » Thu Oct 28, 2021 6:13 pm

(NINJA'D)

AAN: "Thanks for the great meal."

AN: "It's ok. And yes. A bunch of Germans brutally killed and tortured my grand-uncle in WW2. He was a very devout and good person. The Germans were then killed by a bunch of Nomayukian soldiers the same day." I'd say.




While holding hot coffee, I was walking somewhere inside the highest floor of the Kado Tower (a very tall tower of 2989m), while suddenly, a group of racist Americans who were going to Nomayuki, took hold of my arms and then made them splash the coffee to the nearest person...

who was YL. What they were wearing got wet.

The racists then said, in a mocking voice: "CHING CHONG CHANG CHENG, ASIAN!" They then proceed to beat me up. Many people nearby said "人種差別的なスカムバッグ!", and with some off-duty policemen, tackled the racists and then made them forgive.

Meanwhile, I'd say: "UGH! Look. That coffee was hot. I'm so sorry. americans... Please forgive me. Look, there's a launderer down there. You can clean your clothes there. I'll get some new clothes for you, don't worry."
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Postby Sherechia » Thu Oct 28, 2021 6:15 pm

AAN:

"It's a miracle that both of my parents are still alive, that's for sure though it's likely that someone in my extended family is no more from the civil war."
-Inogo Estima

"Same for me, though I did lose my steed Kiyan during the civil war, so if you see a Shudak saddle somewhere in my apartment, now you know why."
-Atkhal Daishin

Inogo then proceeds to give Amadeus a box of tissues with a straight face, he tries to sympathize with Amadeus though finds it somewhat hard since he doesn't experience strong emotions.



AN:

Ok thats hot... literally not figuratively, Inogo then proceeds to swing his axe right into the racists. 30 seconds later all of them are being sent to the ER.

Inogo then looks at AL
"That's how you deal with racism. Too bad we're in a building, if I was outside I could have made Daikan kill all of them but the stupid building had a no pets policy."




YL has been invited to a meeting with Inogo Estima, Atkhal Daishin, Kaoma Haishi and Khameday Tansagar to discuss trade, infrastructure and everything else when suddenly, everyone felt a slight vibration, then everyone's mobile phones sounded "Earthquake early warning!" At first, everyone remained calm until Inogo checked his phone to see the epicenter right under Aruday and a magnitude of 6.5. Inogo then said "Oh shit! Danger-danger!" and the ground begins to shake more violently, enough to tip over cupboards and drag heavy furniture several cm's from their position. 30 seconds later, the shaking has mostly stopped with a gentle rolling motion that continues for a minute or so but it's safe to say the room is a mess. Outside it seems that a small fire has started somewhere in the capital as seen by smoke rising out the skyline. Inogo checks his phone again. Magnitude Magnitude 6.7, depth 78Km, Maximum intensity Shindo 6-.
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Postby Remulia » Fri Oct 29, 2021 8:44 am

"So this is an earthquake? just kidding, i know earthquakes, and, if you allow, i can give you a machine that can predict those earth movements with an accuracy of 78%. Hey, we are still upgrading it"

—Kamile, Kmer of the Imperium.
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YL is in the hall of the imperial palace waiting for kamile when the latter appears and gives a big hug to YL while saying "Hello there. I though you will need a hug and so, i decided to give you one".
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Stanier
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Postby Stanier » Fri Oct 29, 2021 4:24 pm

"Why, thank you then. I could use a hug from someone who isn't my sister every once in a while... God you're cute - Sorry! Couldn't resist!"
- Aiko, before hastily pulling away.


It is a lovely day out in the street, but as YL walks along the sidewalk, they crash into Aiko. Who promptly drops something to the floor despite the fact the impact wasn't nearly as strong to knock the object off her hand.

"Ooops!" She says as she bends over to pick up the fallen... Wrapper? "I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum DONG"

She then looks at YL with the biggest shit-eating grin imaginable.
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Fri Oct 29, 2021 4:49 pm

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"Aiko Suzuki! How dare you make a completel out-of-context d*ck joke! I am absolutely disgusted! Zy VP is facing an inquiry at work, and 'tis entirely zy fault! If thou put'st another organ out of line, we'll get ze flammenwerfer!
Oh, and Mario dear, congratulations on zy deposition. Ze royalists and I are so proud."


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Julia and Al (see above) make a meme of YL and post it on Discord. Amogus is not involved.
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Aerlanica
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Postby Aerlanica » Fri Oct 29, 2021 4:58 pm

Jonathan squints at the computer screen.
"What...what is this...discord?"

"It is an application, Prime Minister, where people are capable of making servers to chat, talk and...do other things, such as post the meme in question." said the aid.

The Prime Minister shrugged.
"Ah well...I should download it to see this meme."

******

YL watches as Jonathan hands a small drawing to YL. It is of an above average quality, drawn in pencil. It is a landscape drawing, showing a small valley with a river. There is a noticeable amount of flaws.
"Here, a gift; I drew it myself."
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The Vault 87 Super Mutants
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Postby The Vault 87 Super Mutants » Fri Oct 29, 2021 4:59 pm

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-Shephard

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Although furiously throwing him to the side and stomping past, haul of weapons in tow, Shephard holds onto the drawing.
"Hm, river... reminds me of... something. Something old. Don't know what, can't remember. From before? Maybe."



Shephard encounters YL in an open field, and sets a pack of three centaurs after them, simultaneously drawing his rifle and taking a few shots.
"Hahaha, dance human! Dance till you die! Gonna throw you in a pot and steam you like a crab!"
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Free Ravensburg
Minister
 
Posts: 2450
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Fri Oct 29, 2021 6:16 pm

Amadeus Freidrich: [yeets AL]

Amadeus Freidrich hires YL as a therapist to talk about both his childhood and dead family
INT:| Fourth Reich Established in Teutonia after Successful Coup | York to Set up Skynet | South Saharan War for Independence Ends as Mali Signs Peace Treaty | Raid on the BTS HQ Leads to Capture of 4 of the 7 Members | Algeria in Civil War as Southern Militants Seize Most of Algerian Sahara | Chinese Civil War expands into Burma / NAT:| Ravenian Man Found Dead Due to Squid Games |  Ravenian Bean Space Program Found to be Man Just Playing Kerbal Space Program | Local Mall Hacked, Robots now “T-Posing” and “Hovering Menacingly”
Forgets That he Lives in a Generation | NSStats Killed for Aurora Australis to be Seen in the Northern Hemisphere | Current Global Mood: Ace Combat Belka | Teaser/Reminder | OOC

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Remulia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 529
Founded: Jun 22, 2014
Father Knows Best State

Postby Remulia » Fri Oct 29, 2021 6:27 pm

Kamile just gives back the money to Amadeus: she's the one who needs a Therapist, not being one.

Kamile gives YL a potatoe, yeah, just a normal potatoe...
FACTBOOKS and DISPATCHES

NSstats aren't used by this nation...at least some of them aren't used

A Class 0,5 Civilization according to this index.

The Imperium controls 12 stellar systems...and a lot of space habitats and dimensions

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Sherechia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 176
Founded: Jan 22, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Sherechia » Sat Oct 30, 2021 5:52 am

"Thanks for the potatoes, Now all I need is a pufferfish and some carrots to make the ideal Sherechian dish 'Traditional Sherechian Cold Soup', I might also spare 1-2 of these for replanting."

"What? I eat that fish every day relax, I know how to chop it without sending myself to an early afterlife."
-Kaoma Haishi


note
KT: Khameday Tamsagar
KH: Kaoma Haishi

Khameday Tansagar runs past YL.

KT: "HELP ME! SHIT! OUCH!"

2 seconds later Daikan and Kaoma Haishi pass by YL. Daikan chases down Khameday while Kaoma Haishi who's mounted on Daikan throws slippers/flying chanclas with deadly speed and accuracy toward Khameday Tansagar.

KH: "Run faster Daikan, I need to express my anger towards this fat useless general."

Once's she's ran out of slippers, she throws a 300-page economics textbook at Khameday.

KH: "And now, for the coup de grâce"

The flying textbook hits Khameday at the back of his head, knocking him out. Daikan quickly stops so that he doesn't run over the fat general and Kaoma Haishi jumps off.

KH: "Good lad, you're just as thrilling as running over lazy people with a tram, anyway..."

Kaoma grabs the slippers on the ground and throws them a second time at Tansagar who's still lying flat on the ground.

Meanwhile at the distance Inogo Estima is dying from laughter.
Highly democratic and freedom-loving population, everyone is a better rider than Genghis Khan, increasing tensions between Market Socialists and Maoists, eats the aeugh fish, 12km tall mountains, thinks that riding a headbutting shudak is a sport.
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Aerlanica
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Sep 11, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Aerlanica » Mon Nov 01, 2021 2:11 pm

Jonathan, unsure as to what to do, slowly continues to drink his cup of tea, standing incredibly still with the cliche belief that sight is based on movement.

Looking around, he slowly begins to walk away.
"Your disputes are not my problem...good day." he says politely as he makes his exit from the scene.

******

YL is enjoying a nice day at a park, feeding some ducks, before a portion of a spacecraft slams onto the feathered water fowl in question, barely missing YL. Stepping out of the rubble, a relatively unscathed (save a few cuts and bruises, along with a rather nasty gut wound) is the Prime Minister, dressed in a very...feminine...tube dress.

Shameless and uncaring of his appearance, he looks around.

"Sorry about that, I was caught in a rather tricky situation involving a psychotic seamstress, a hamster with rabies, three lemons, a frigate and a rather lack-lustre knife...that thing could not cut the rear end of a used tissue."
He looked around.
"Sorry to bother you, I must now find the nearest hospital."

After djusting his glasses, he begins reaching with a hand to adjust his tie...which isn't there. He lets out a hearty chuckle.
"Do you know where I could find the nearest physician? and possibly a change of clothes."
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Hanoverian Great Britain
Envoy
 
Posts: 213
Founded: Nov 20, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hanoverian Great Britain » Tue Nov 02, 2021 2:16 am

"A physician? Well, I'm not quite sure about the nearest one here but one thing is certain, your choice of outfit is.., quite interesting, to say the least"


YL was minding his/her own business when all of a sudden, a ball from afar appears to be heading straight towards YL, which ultimately hits him/her in the nuts. Almost immediately, Alexandra promptly apologises for the kick, calling it a "simple accident".
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