Famous millionaire Clare County received plastic surgery on her face last week, and the surgeons messed up and now her face looks like a monster. Some debate has risen.
1. “You should make sure anyone doing any kind of surgery is completely certified with numerous tests!” Screamed Clare County through your phone, refusing to do video chat or coming in or doing anything else that involves showing her face. “If you let these fake surgeons roam free then everyone will end up looking like me!”
Result: If your dream is to be a surgeon, it will be very hard.
2. “Don’t listen to her,” says Alex Bowmont, the surgeon that worked on Clare’s face. “How was I supposed to know that she had a rare birth disease that made the surgery not work! She even filled out a form saying she didn’t have that disease! This is her fault and I think that you should raise awareness for this birth disease so it doesn’t happen again! Oh, and, if she wants her face fixed, she’ll have to pay again.”
Result: If you die from surgery, it’s your fault.
3. “How do we even know her face is messed up?” Asks your Minister of Health. “None of us have seen her face so for all we known Clare County is just faking it for publicity! I say we only give it plastic surgery to those who need it!”
Result: Everyone’s dream of looking prettier has been destroyed.
4. “There is a compromise here,” says your genius grandfather. “If we take a test to see if the patient has this birth disease before the surgery, there wouldn’t be any problems. It might take a few Holy Credits but imagine Dictatorship Union being the country of prettiest people!”
Result: You now have to go through numerous tests to become pretty!
5. “Why don’t we try to cure this disease?” Asks your brother, during his visiting hours. “I mean, imagine how much Holy Credits we’ll make selling this cure to other countries! Just imagine us being the center for medicine and every country turning to us for medicine!”
Result: Medicine is one if Dictator Union’s top exports.
