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I don't want to be ruled by crabs

A place for governments-in-exile, plucky survivors, unlucky survivors, the horrifically mutated, and other assorted characters to ride out the nuclear hellstorm until it's safe to go outside again.
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Nantoraka
Diplomat
 
Posts: 532
Founded: Oct 19, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

I don't want to be ruled by crabs

Postby Nantoraka » Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:05 am

Everyone eat whatever crustacean body parts may be in your fridge before they find you and drag you into the dungeons.
Factbooks are designed for dark theme users with vision that hasn't been burned away by light theme.
I'm politically chaotic evil
Anything that causes all around human misery or destroys the planet gets a thumbs up in my book

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Planet Rucia
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Sep 09, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Planet Rucia » Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:09 am

The Rucian Interstellar Space Enforcement will investigate the matter with authorization from the Prime Minister of Rucia, but it will take a lot of funding, time, and research, as well as cooperating with any local authorities to see if they have any good evidence.
K-ITE: Rail tunnels are undergoing repairs, most of the city infrastructure will take months before it is fully repaired from the melted ice. Banks are re-opened. All 400 habitation stations temporarily re-opened to refugees. Karola fixes her own starship, the Marchana, and safely returned to Rucia after learning of Valrora's reign ended to find her missing childhood friend.

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Salcanceacy
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 44
Founded: Nov 07, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Salcanceacy » Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:10 am

Reject your humanity and evolve to crab

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Anisop
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Feb 13, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Anisop » Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:12 am

Dragonfly here - we are on the crabs´ side too.

Arthropods unite!

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Rkr
Secretary
 
Posts: 30
Founded: Sep 12, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Rkr » Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:13 am

Welp time to use the antimatter bombs

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Astolfotopia
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 53
Founded: Feb 01, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Astolfotopia » Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:15 am

IT'S ALL CRAB!
The Maltnese-Montianitie Xeosian Duchy of Montanity

fuck, new leader. uhh catgirls and catboys
I know 2 Island nations with catgirls! Me and Las Palmeras!
Founding Date: 1202
Current Year: 3219
Capital: Ukqtz Ana (U-ku-kees An-a)
Leader: Khalil Argyros
Government Type: Direct Democracy
Official State Language: Traditional Montianitie
Anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTLOBC0QBM8
Currency: Montianitie Dollar (MSD)
Timezone: GMT+2

Age: rather not say
Name: Monti
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Lesbian
quotes
what- ron
scout wtf are you doing- heavy
Dumizz-NUTS, got 'em- Free Paris
FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!- Big Bill Hell
mEoWWW- my cat
can i put my balls in yo jaws- tf2 scout
All warfare is based- Sun Tzu

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The King Isle
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1712
Founded: Jun 21, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby The King Isle » Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:17 am

I want to eat crabs
Communist democratic nation
Capital city: Gloria
Largest city: Canton
King: Wilhelm Richard IV
Prime minister: Anna Hanvoson

Member of Global Alliance and NATO
☭ Long live The King Isle! ☭

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Perikuresu
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 200
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Perikuresu » Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:17 am

A suggestion:
We play the Crab Rave music when we drag the criminals into the dungeons
A Pacific nation that's primarily a melting point of Pacific Islander, East Asian and French cultures, to rephrase: an independent Hawai'i
In other words: A MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities (oh, and also fantastical superpowers because clearly I have watched too much JoJo even though it's not in my top 10)
I comment on F7 way too much
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!


Rebooting...

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Not a crab spy
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Mar 28, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Not a crab spy » Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:17 am

Hey guys,

how are all you fellow non-crabs doing?

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Astolfotopia
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 53
Founded: Feb 01, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Astolfotopia » Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:18 am

Not a crab spy wrote:Hey guys,

how are all you fellow non-crabs doing?

im a fucking gun
The Maltnese-Montianitie Xeosian Duchy of Montanity

fuck, new leader. uhh catgirls and catboys
I know 2 Island nations with catgirls! Me and Las Palmeras!
Founding Date: 1202
Current Year: 3219
Capital: Ukqtz Ana (U-ku-kees An-a)
Leader: Khalil Argyros
Government Type: Direct Democracy
Official State Language: Traditional Montianitie
Anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTLOBC0QBM8
Currency: Montianitie Dollar (MSD)
Timezone: GMT+2

Age: rather not say
Name: Monti
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Lesbian
quotes
what- ron
scout wtf are you doing- heavy
Dumizz-NUTS, got 'em- Free Paris
FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!- Big Bill Hell
mEoWWW- my cat
can i put my balls in yo jaws- tf2 scout
All warfare is based- Sun Tzu

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Qhevak
Envoy
 
Posts: 331
Founded: Jul 22, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Qhevak » Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:19 am

Your flesh is a relic; a mere vessel. Hand over your flesh, and a Crab world awaits you. We demand it.
The Oortian Community of Qhevak
Distributed association of posthuman Oort cloud space habitats in deep Scutum Centaurus - basically all of these ideologies living together. A Power 5 civilization according to this index. Does not use NS stats. Wiki here.
Aerospace Engineering grad student, currently doing work on smallsat and sounding rocket projects.
Previously Gogol Transcendancy, Ibis Galaxy Alliance.
N&I RP in a shellnut

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The King Isle
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1712
Founded: Jun 21, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby The King Isle » Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:19 am

Not a crab spy wrote:Hey guys,

how are all you fellow non-crabs doing?

Look I am eating crabs
Communist democratic nation
Capital city: Gloria
Largest city: Canton
King: Wilhelm Richard IV
Prime minister: Anna Hanvoson

Member of Global Alliance and NATO
☭ Long live The King Isle! ☭

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Salcanceacy
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 44
Founded: Nov 07, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Salcanceacy » Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:21 am

Qhevak wrote:Your flesh is a relic; a mere vessel. Hand over your flesh, and a Crab world awaits you. We demand it.


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Luziyca
Post Czar
 
Posts: 36955
Founded: Nov 13, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Luziyca » Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:23 am

Not a crab spy wrote:Hey guys,

how are all you fellow non-crabs doing?

Ready to be put of my misery after receiving 76 radiation.
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Planet Rucia
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Sep 09, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Planet Rucia » Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:38 am

Not a crab spy wrote:Hey guys,

how are all you fellow non-crabs doing?

One of the very few intact regions with no faction present in total isolation from everyone else trying to figure out the whole mess like a detective-in-training.
Astolfotopia wrote:IT'S ALL CRAB!

Yes, but I have to connect the dots into all the incidents first, their motives first, find the accomplices second and then the mastermind for last.
Luziyca wrote:
Not a crab spy wrote:Hey guys,

how are all you fellow non-crabs doing?

Ready to be put of my misery after receiving 76 radiation.

You're barely okay with that amount of lethal radiation, but that's not the priority, the priority of my matter of debate is the unregulated seafood industry.
K-ITE: Rail tunnels are undergoing repairs, most of the city infrastructure will take months before it is fully repaired from the melted ice. Banks are re-opened. All 400 habitation stations temporarily re-opened to refugees. Karola fixes her own starship, the Marchana, and safely returned to Rucia after learning of Valrora's reign ended to find her missing childhood friend.

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Qhevak
Envoy
 
Posts: 331
Founded: Jul 22, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Qhevak » Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:46 am

Salcanceacy wrote:
Qhevak wrote:Your flesh is a relic; a mere vessel. Hand over your flesh, and a Crab world awaits you. We demand it.

snip

Dread it. Run from it. Carcinization arrives all the same.
The Oortian Community of Qhevak
Distributed association of posthuman Oort cloud space habitats in deep Scutum Centaurus - basically all of these ideologies living together. A Power 5 civilization according to this index. Does not use NS stats. Wiki here.
Aerospace Engineering grad student, currently doing work on smallsat and sounding rocket projects.
Previously Gogol Transcendancy, Ibis Galaxy Alliance.
N&I RP in a shellnut

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Langenia
Negotiator
 
Posts: 7009
Founded: Apr 22, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Langenia » Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:48 am

Nantoraka wrote:Everyone eat whatever crustacean body parts may be in your fridge before they find you and drag you into the dungeons.


No. We're already there. *breaks in and drags you to dungeon*
Last edited by Langenia on Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:48 am, edited 1 time in total.
LANGENIA
Fatherland, Unity, and Valor
Overview|Armed Forces|Politics|Embassy Program|LangenArPort| Incumbent President: Nicolas Furia
Langenia is an MT-early PMT nation located in northern South America, the result of Spain not successfully colonizing the region but leaving its mark. A few NS stats are used. We outpollo PolloHut.

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Amaurita
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 134
Founded: Apr 23, 2017
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Amaurita » Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:50 am

There's no reason for y'all to get crabby over all this.

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Great Algerstonia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1858
Founded: Mar 21, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Great Algerstonia » Sun Sep 26, 2021 12:29 pm

I would happily eat some delicious crabs... if everybody in my entire country weren't dead. :(
"Nothing can stop us!" ~Ashli Babbitt

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Orthop
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Feb 13, 2021
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Orthop » Sun Sep 26, 2021 12:34 pm

Don´t worry, we are coming for the few straws of life still standing after all the radiation.

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Cappedore
Envoy
 
Posts: 210
Founded: Dec 16, 2017
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Cappedore » Sun Sep 26, 2021 12:37 pm

im currently eating crab, so yummy
they/them
President: Austin Merrill
Chancellor: Maya Murray
World Assembly Delegate: Anthony King
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Deputy Provost, Magister, WA Affairs Member and UTEP Professor in the East Pacific.

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Paris Saint-Germain
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Jun 07, 2020
Corporate Police State

Postby Paris Saint-Germain » Sun Sep 26, 2021 1:44 pm

I put ten targets on a random nation in the crab alliance. Not much but it's something.
Puppet football nation of Outer Sparta. Proud Qatari team. Wants to win a CL. QSI forever! (Posts usually in-character, are satirical, often revolving around Qatari propaganda because Qatar is the best!)
Qatar, oil, cheating, corruption, farming, winning Ligue 1 every year, Neymar, Mbappe, skirting FFP, huge transfers, Messi, huge wages
Lille, Not winning a CL, not winning Ligue 1 every year, bottling games, renewable energy, FFP regulations, every other French team who is not like us

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Fractalnavel
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Oct 04, 2005
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fractalnavel » Sun Sep 26, 2021 1:48 pm

I, for one, welcome our new crustacean overlords.

Looking forward to pax apocalyptica.

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Salcanceacy
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 44
Founded: Nov 07, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Salcanceacy » Sun Sep 26, 2021 1:51 pm

Crustacean Mindset all day, throughout N-day

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Yaak
Secretary
 
Posts: 40
Founded: Sep 19, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Yaak » Sun Sep 26, 2021 1:59 pm

Too late, crabs got a sure win.

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