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Hats off to the Crabs of the Apocalypse

Postby Swertania » Sun Sep 26, 2021 4:54 am

This is a fucking mess and I love it. I shall now sink with my potato ship. Adios.
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Postby Omnicontrol » Sun Sep 26, 2021 4:57 am

Swertania wrote:This is a fucking mess and I love it. I shall now sink with my potato ship. Adios.

Same.
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Postby Barlyy » Sun Sep 26, 2021 4:59 am

It was obvious that they would win - 15k vs 8k was not a favourable match-up for the potatoes.
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Postby Picairn » Sun Sep 26, 2021 5:00 am

Swertania wrote:This is a fucking mess and I love it. I shall now sink with my potato ship. Adios.

Proud Potato member here, kudos to the Crabs.
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Postby Swertania » Sun Sep 26, 2021 5:01 am

Barlyy wrote:It was obvious that they would win - 15k vs 8k was not a favourable match-up for the potatoes.


Yeah that was pretty clear from the get go. In any which case though it was still fun to watch destruction.
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Postby The Cordian Isles » Sun Sep 26, 2021 5:02 am

gg wp. Hopefully this sort of thing doesn't happen again, but the climactic battle was fun to participate in.
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Postby Loreintor » Sun Sep 26, 2021 5:03 am

There always exists a balance in all things. Light and dark, good and evil, cookies and cream. One cannot exist without the other.

If there must be an ultimate winner, than so shall there be an ultimate loser. The Potato Alliance shall humbly fill that role, so in a sense, both of us are winners.

Nah but fr great job, Crabs!

I'm still counting this as a win, though, we broke through the shields for at least one, glorious, moment.
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Postby Huosheng » Sun Sep 26, 2021 5:04 am

I woke up from a nap right when Crabs started firing all the nukes. Pretty cool to see after waiting hours for anything fun to happen
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Postby Freedom and memes » Sun Sep 26, 2021 5:05 am

GG crabs

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Postby Altion » Sun Sep 26, 2021 5:07 am

GG Crabs, this was fun!
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Postby Chinese laboers » Sun Sep 26, 2021 5:08 am

Altion wrote:GG Crabs, this was fun!

How am i not dead

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Barlyy
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Postby Barlyy » Sun Sep 26, 2021 5:13 am

Swertania wrote:
Barlyy wrote:It was obvious that they would win - 15k vs 8k was not a favourable match-up for the potatoes.


Yeah that was pretty clear from the get go. In any which case though it was still fun to watch destruction.

Yeah - potatoes went into the negatives around 17 minutes after both sides went to war. The crabs were too op, please nerf...
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Postby Lemsrow » Sun Sep 26, 2021 5:16 am

plays It Ain’t The End of The World - 2012

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Postby Mirum » Sun Sep 26, 2021 5:16 am

Picairn wrote:
Swertania wrote:I shall now sink with my potato ship. Adios.

Proud Potato member here, kudos to the Crabs.

Agreed. Not sending my status out yet though.

Kudos to the Crabs.


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Postby Swertania » Sun Sep 26, 2021 5:19 am

Barlyy wrote:
Swertania wrote:
Yeah that was pretty clear from the get go. In any which case though it was still fun to watch destruction.

Yeah - potatoes went into the negatives around 17 minutes after both sides went to war. The crabs were too op, please nerf...


Well everything has to end sometime. We were still in second place for half a day. Not bad for a bunch of nations working together from different regions. Kudos to everyone. We all did good.
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Postby Perikuresu » Sun Sep 26, 2021 5:23 am

Chinese laboers wrote:
Altion wrote:GG Crabs, this was fun!

How am i not dead

Bonjour
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American Socialist Republicans
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Postby American Socialist Republicans » Sun Sep 26, 2021 5:30 am

gg potatoes. crabs on top.

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Postby Owlograd » Sun Sep 26, 2021 5:33 am

Touché Crabs! Touché…
Thanks guys. :)

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Postby Perikuresu » Sun Sep 26, 2021 5:34 am

Perikuresu wrote:
Chinese laboers wrote:How am i not dead

Bonjour

guy tg'd me to tell me to not waste my nukes, i'm calling it off
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I comment on F7 way too much
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Postby The Stalker » Sun Sep 26, 2021 5:37 am

And I heard as it were the noise of thunder, One of the four beasts saying come and see and I saw, and behold... Crabs...
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Postby Hymenop » Sun Sep 26, 2021 5:44 am

We need Beethoven, 7th Symphony, 2nd movement.

Preferably played with additional sound effects of a swarm.

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Swertania
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Postby Swertania » Sun Sep 26, 2021 5:45 am

American Socialist Republicans wrote:gg potatoes. crabs on top.


Oh we'll get you next time!
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Postby New Goldman » Sun Sep 26, 2021 6:02 am

GG Tatoes. CRABS ON TOP!
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Postby Perikuresu » Sun Sep 26, 2021 6:12 am

Ig joining the Crabs wasn't a bad idea after all
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In other words: A MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities (oh, and also fantastical superpowers because clearly I have watched too much JoJo even though it's not in my top 10)
I comment on F7 way too much
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!


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Chinese laboers
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Postby Chinese laboers » Sun Sep 26, 2021 6:16 am

They should make it so you cant join teams and switch sides. I feel like ITALY WW2

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