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What was the emergency EMS before the nukes? REMASTER

A place for governments-in-exile, plucky survivors, unlucky survivors, the horrifically mutated, and other assorted characters to ride out the nuclear hellstorm until it's safe to go outside again.
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Wasteland West Virginia
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What was the emergency EMS before the nukes? REMASTER

Postby Wasteland West Virginia » Fri Sep 24, 2021 12:36 am

this is a Remaster of the Original One.

This is a example:

UNITED STATES DEFENCE AGENCY Were sorry to interrupt. but a class Nucflash emergency has been declared by the President of the united states of America.
a nuke is going to these cities:
Boston, New York. Los Angeles, San Francisco, Washington D.C.

Feel free to make your own!
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Kors
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Postby Kors » Fri Sep 24, 2021 7:22 am

Hello. I'm Kors. Welcome to my sig.It's a normal sig, a completely ordinary sig, an indifferent sig. You won't find anything different in this sig. MY LEADER AND MILITARY ARE IN MY OVERVIEW FACTBOOK!!!!!!!
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Janpia
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Postby Janpia » Fri Sep 24, 2021 7:54 am

Message receieved:

To the people,

Fort Kalinka has announced that an armed strike has been detected to hit at [Various city names]. We strongly advise you to follow the Public Marshalls for your safety. We ask you to go to your nearest underground evacuation centers or subway stations. Please bring 2 bottles per person and canned goods. If you have any animals, please bring them. Wait for further announcement


Public announcement systems:
intermission

Attention! Attention! Fort Kalinka calls! A message from the People's Marshall and the Revolutionary Council: the counter revolutionary nation of [enemy state] has launched a nuclear strike against our revolution! They have been detected to strike at [various city names]. Please go to the nearest underground evacuation centers or subway stations. Total War order has been declared and thus, they shall face the wrath of the Janpian People!

[repeated while on air raid siren]

Long live the Janpian Union of Revolutionary States!

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Countesia
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Postby Countesia » Fri Sep 24, 2021 3:02 pm

The Countesian Federal Government is permitted to hijack all radio and television outlets during matters of state emergency.


THIS IS AN EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF COUNTESIA.

MULTIPLE INBOUND BALLISTIC MISSILE THREATS HAVE BEEN DETECTED.

IN THE EVENT OF UNSUCCESSFUL INTERCEPTION PLEASE SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL.


The message will repeat every thirty seconds.

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Neo-Western East Korea
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Postby Neo-Western East Korea » Fri Sep 24, 2021 4:19 pm

The Nuclear Strike Warning is only played in event of a confirmed nuclear strike, if an occasion as such occurs, all mobile and television devices are hijacked by the state, leading to this message.

Warning: A Nuclear Strike has been detected near or within the nation of Neo-Korea.

This is not a drill. Prepare for prolonged underground survival protocols as outlined in Text 4746, within shelters located within the reinforced basements of all major buildings.

If the Nuclear Strike is stopped, a secondary warning will be played. If this warning is not played for 1 day or more, assume the nuke has hit. If this occurs, prepare the Final Procedures, as outlined within Text 4746, and prepare for an unsupported prolonged survival incident. If a member of a nation claiming to be Neo-Korea comes to your vault, do not open it until they have given official codes.
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National Femur Breakers
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Postby National Femur Breakers » Fri Sep 24, 2021 6:28 pm

Warning all Hackshirians! Browntownian Lungy Anti General Tso Yeomen's Constabulary giving love and support to Fallout 4 IQ level outpost delivered by Ball washing commander cucj via happy wheel. Inflicted maximum F Shire Femur pains upon the balls of the Republic. Would kindly militize towards the Trashuan front, would be profitable for vaccinating the Cuxjsets in and around the Greater Seawatershire Basin area of upper lower Carolina.

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Postby Cayians » Fri Sep 24, 2021 7:03 pm

WARNING!
A CLASS DEATHBOMB EMERGENCY HAS BEEN DECLARED!
PLEASE EVACUATE TO YOUR NEAREST SUBWAY OR SHELTER!
PLEASE BRING ANY PETS AND CHILDREN!
BRING 3 CANS OF NON PERISHABLES PER LIVING PERSON AND PET AND WAIT UNTIL THE RADIATION BEEPER IN YOUR SHELTER BEEPS. WHEN IT BEEPS. LEAVE AND CHECK IF THE AREA IS SAFE!
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Postby Astolfotopia » Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:25 pm

!EAS! !NUCLEAR BOMB INBOUND! !EAS!
Founding Date: 1202
Current Year: none anymore
Capital: Palmetto
Leader: Matija Colombo
Government Type: Federal Representative Parliamentary Socialist Democracy
Official State Language: Montianitie Latin
Anthem: https://youtu.be/zyh_OVeQZH0
Currency: Montianitie Mediderraneom Moneda (MMM)
Timezone: GMT+2

Age: 16
Name: Monti
Gender: Non-binary
Sexuality: Pansexual

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Alistan Democratic Nation
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Postby Alistan Democratic Nation » Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:56 pm

*Sirens*
Nuclear Missiles incoming. The Holy Emperor orders all citizens to evacuate to the mountain vault. Do not worry as this is merely a great trial to our nation we shall emerge victorious. Glory to the Great Creator! Glory to the Divine Leader! Glory to the Sacred Destroyer! GLORY TO EMPEROR!
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Postby South Olpen » Fri Sep 24, 2021 10:09 pm

!!ALARMS!!
!!WARNING WARNING!! THE OFFICE OF THE STRATEGIC ROCKET FORCE HAS RECENTLY ANNOUNCED A POSSIBLE NUCLEAR WEAPON INBOUND. I REPEAT THE OFFICE OF THE STRATEGIC ROCKET FORCE HAS RECENTLY ANNOUNCED A POSSIBLE NUCLEAR WEAPON INBOUND! PLEASE MAKE IT TO THE NEAREST NUCLEAR FALLOUT BUNKER IMMEDIATELY. I REPEAT, PLEASE MAKE IT TO THE NEAREST NUCLEAR FALLOUT BUNKER IMMEDIATELY. VAULT DOORS WILL CLOSE 15-30 MINUTES BEFORE IMPACT.

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Konolas
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Postby Konolas » Sat Sep 25, 2021 2:05 am

*Siren*

!!WARNING, ICBM DETECTED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
At 13:45 MSTZ, the Konlasian Early Warning System, or the KEWS, has detected several Class-5 Unidentified Objects heading towards major centers of population.
If you are indoors, stay indoors and block out any sunlight and seal your windows.
If you are outdoors, make your way towards a fallout shelter immediately.
If you are too far from any building, please attempt to leave the city right now.
After a nuclear strike, please do not attempt to make your way outside under any circumstances, fallout radiation can be more deadly than the strike itself.

This message will now repeat, untill further notice

!!WARNING, ICBM DETECTED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
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Conklandi
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Conklandi Nuclear Authority.

Postby Conklandi » Sat Sep 25, 2021 6:01 am

THIS IS THE CONKLANDI NUCLEAR AUTHORITY

WE ARE SORRY TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR REGION IS CURRENTLY GOING UNDER NUCLEAR BOMBARDMENT.
IF YOU ARE UNSATISFIED WITH YOUR SITUATION, CALL 13289032 TO EXPRESS YOUR CONCERNS.

GO INTO YOUR NEAREST SHELTER, THOSE WHO ARE CAUGHT OUTSIDE WILL DIE.
IF YOU ARE UNABLE TO STOCK UP, CALL 13289035 TO GET YOUR DELIVERY OF SUPPLIES.
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS WILL BE MADE AT 78MHZ, TUNE IN FOR ADVICE.


THANK YOU FOR LISTENING.

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Free Stalliongrad
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Postby Free Stalliongrad » Sat Sep 25, 2021 7:50 am

*Alarm*
ImageATTENTION COMRADES! ATTENTION!Image

This message is authorized by the Stalliongradian Government and the Supreme Soviet. Listening to it and its immediate execution by the population is requested.

The enemies of the People of Stalliongrad have begun hostilities and are launching nuclear weapons towards the territory of our glorious Nation!To preserve the life of the Stalliongrad People and and its glorious Revolution, the government authorized the opening of public fallout bunkers.
Reach the nearest shelter calmly and in order, do not bring any objects with you except food and water and help the comrade most in difficulty.

Do not leave the shelter until the all-clear signal.

Our response will be relentless and will wipe out the enemies of the proletariat! Long live Stalliongrad, long live the Revolution!

The message will be repeated every 60 seconds.


ImageВНИМАНИЕ ТОВАРИЩИ! ВНИМАНИЕ!Image

Это послание санкционировано Сталлионградским правительством и Верховным Советом. Требуется прислушаться к нему и его немедленное исполнение населением.

Враги Сталлионградского народа начали военные действия и запускают ядерное оружие на территорию нашей славной Нации! Чтобы сохранить жизнь Сталлионградского народа и его славную Революцию, правительство санкционировало открытие общественных бункеров для радиоактивных осадков.
Спокойно и по порядку доберитесь до ближайшего укрытия, не берите с собой никаких предметов, кроме еды и воды, и помогайте товарищу в наибольшей трудной ситуации.

Не выходите из укрытия до сигнала полного освобождения.

Наш ответ будет беспощадным и уничтожит врагов пролетариата! Да здравствует Сталлионград, да здравствует Революция!

Сообщение будет повторяться каждые 60 секунд.

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Imperial States of Duotona
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Postby Imperial States of Duotona » Sat Sep 25, 2021 8:00 am

*Loud deep siren plays*

*EMS tone plays, sounds like a rising and falling synth*
DUOTONAN EMERGENCY MESSAGE

This is not a test.

Several nuclear weapons have been detected to hit major cities in the country. This includes: [CITY NAMES HERE] Seek shelter imminantly. The ETA is around 15 minutes. Fallout (the particles after a nuclear explosion) is extremely dangerous and will lead to death of overexposed to it. Do not leave your shelter until the all-clear has been given.

Please carry a battery-powered radio at all times and tune to 100.1FM for news on the developing situation. Carry a gas mask for travel in the fallout. Bring long lasting food, water and energy with you. Do not bring any non-essential items that may impede your evacuation.

SEEK UNDERGROUND SHELTER NOW.


MESSAGE D’URGENCE DUOTONAN

Ce n’est pas un test.

Plusieurs armes nucléaires ont été détectées pour frapper les grandes villes du pays. Cela comprend: [NOMS DE VILLES ICI] Cherchez un abri imminant. L’ETA est d’environ 15 minutes. Les retombées (les particules après une explosion nucléaire) sont extrêmement dangereuses et entraîneront la mort d’une surexposition à celui-ci. Ne quittez pas votre abri tant que le tout clair n’a pas été donné.

Veuillez porter une radio alimentée par batterie en tout temps et syntoniser 100.1FM pour obtenir des nouvelles sur l’évolution de la situation. Portez un masque à gaz pour voyager dans les retombées. Apportez de la nourriture, de l’eau et de l’énergie durables avec vous. Ne s’agit pas d’articles non essentiels qui pourraient entraver votre évacuation.

CHERCHEZ UN ABRI SOUTERRAIN MAINTENANT.


These both repeat in 15 Second intervals.

(Notice: I used the Bing translator for the French (because that's my tablet's main search engine for some reason) so the French may have been butchered severely.)
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Imperial States of Duotona
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Postby Imperial States of Duotona » Sat Sep 25, 2021 8:20 am

Imperial States of Duotona wrote:*Loud deep siren plays*

*EMS tone plays, sounds like a rising and falling synth*
DUOTONAN EMERGENCY MESSAGE

This is not a test.

Several nuclear weapons have been detected to hit major cities in the country. This includes: [CITY NAMES HERE] Seek shelter imminantly. The ETA is around 15 minutes. Fallout (the particles after a nuclear explosion) is extremely dangerous and will lead to death of overexposed to it. Do not leave your shelter until the all-clear has been given.

Please carry a battery-powered radio at all times and tune to 100.1FM for news on the developing situation. Carry a gas mask for travel in the fallout. Bring long lasting food, water and energy with you. Do not bring any non-essential items that may impede your evacuation.

SEEK UNDERGROUND SHELTER NOW.


MESSAGE D’URGENCE DUOTONAN

Ce n’est pas un test.

Plusieurs armes nucléaires ont été détectées pour frapper les grandes villes du pays. Cela comprend: [NOMS DE VILLES ICI] Cherchez un abri imminant. L’ETA est d’environ 15 minutes. Les retombées (les particules après une explosion nucléaire) sont extrêmement dangereuses et entraîneront la mort d’une surexposition à celui-ci. Ne quittez pas votre abri tant que le tout clair n’a pas été donné.

Veuillez porter une radio alimentée par batterie en tout temps et syntoniser 100.1FM pour obtenir des nouvelles sur l’évolution de la situation. Portez un masque à gaz pour voyager dans les retombées. Apportez de la nourriture, de l’eau et de l’énergie durables avec vous. Ne s’agit pas d’articles non essentiels qui pourraient entraver votre évacuation.

CHERCHEZ UN ABRI SOUTERRAIN MAINTENANT.


These both repeat in 15 Second intervals.

(Notice: I used the Bing translator for the French (because that's my tablet's main search engine for some reason) so the French may have been butchered severely.)


Guys, I keep playing the English EMS in a voice synthesizer program and now I get to hear MC Ride from Death Grips yell about how we are screwed. I love modern tech!
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Great Algerstonia
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Postby Great Algerstonia » Sat Sep 25, 2021 9:00 am

LOADING.
LOADING..
LOADING...

THIS IS AN AUTOMATED MESSAGE FOR THOSE WITH ZETA-LEVEL CLEARANCE. IF YOU ARE BELOW ZETA-LEVEL CLEARANCE, WALK AWAY FROM TRANSMISSION IMMEDIATELY AT A SPEEDY PACE AND DO NOT RETURN TO THIS INSTALLATION. VIOLATIONS OF THIS ORDER WILL RESULT IN YOUR DEATH.

PLEASE SCAN YOUR ZETA-ISSUED ID.

CONFIRMING.
CONFIRMING..
CONFIRMING...
ID CONFIRMED.

PLEASE AIM YOUR PRE-APPROVED EYE AT YOUR PRE-APPROVED CAMERA FOR RETINAL SCAN.

CONFIRMING.
CONFIRMING..
CONFIRMING...
RETINAL SCAN CONFIRMED.

THIS TRANSMISSION IS FOR YOUR EYES AND EARS ONLY. IMMEDIATELY DESTROY ALL DEVICES CAPABLE OF VERBAL AND/OR AUDIO RECORDING IMMEDIATELY AND SUBMIT ALL PARTS FOR INSPECTION. DO NOT SPEAK ABOUT THIS TRANSMISSION TO ANYBODY, INCLUDING ANYBODY WITH ZETA OR SUPERIOR CLEARANCE. VIOLATIONS OF THIS ORDER WILL RESULT IN YOUR DEATH.


AT 104903 PERMLOT TIME, APPROXIMATELY ONE THREE FOUR TWO ENEMY INTER-CONTINENTIAL BALLISTIC MISSILES WERE DETECTED BY ADVANCE ALGERSTONEN SATELLITE SYSTEMS BEING MOVED INTO ARMED POSITIONS. UNKNOWN INTENTIONS AT THIS TIME. ALL ENEMY NUCLEAR BASES SUSPECTED TO BE AT FULL STAFF. UNKNOWN INTENTIONS AT THIS TIME. LITTLE TO NO ENEMY CONVENTIONAL MOVEMENT DETECTED BY ADVANCE ALGERSTONEN SATELLITE SYSTEMS. UNKNOWN INTENTIONS AT THIS TIME.

RECOMMEND IMMEDIATE INSPECTION OF NUCLEAR INTER-CONTINENTIAL BALLISTIC MISSILES AND ANTI-NUCLEAR DEFENSE SYSTEMS. RECOMMEND ALL MILITARY BASES TO BE PUT ON EXTREME ALERT IMMEDIATELY. RECOMMEND IMMEDIATE INSPECTION OF ALL NUCLEAR FALLOUT SHELTERS.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

REPEAT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

GLORY TO ALGERSTONIA.
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European Federation Reunified
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Postby European Federation Reunified » Sat Sep 25, 2021 9:25 am

*EAS alarm
Image
The following message will be repeated in all EF languages.

Attention!
A series of nuclear warheads have been launched to hit major European cities and military strategic objectives throughout Europe.
The Federal Government of the United States of Europe orders the immediate evacuation of the civilian population and the activation of martial law.
European citizens are asked to go to the nearest atomic shelter or underground. Only carry materials such as food, water, and other items useful for fallout survival. Soldiers guarding the shelters will be allowed to remove any items deemed unnecessary. Please don't resist.

To ensure survival, the management of the nuclear shelters will be entrusted to the military personnel of the EFEC who will distribute masks and food to civilians.
All external contact is prohibited until the end of hostilities or further orders from the Federal Government.

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Rogue River
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Founded: Feb 15, 2021
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Postby Rogue River » Sat Sep 25, 2021 9:51 am

The Malaysia EAS alarm would play on all TVs, then they would fade to black, being quickly replaced by the Chinese EAS. This message would scroll across the screen.

OFFICIAL WARNING FROM THE FEDERAL STRATOCRACY, ALL ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAMS SUSPENDED:

THERE IS AN IMPENDING NUCLEAR STRIKE ON ROGUE RIVER, AFFECTED STATES ARE, CALIFORNIA, MONTANA, OREGON. CITIES INCLUDE, ILLATUM DEFERENDENT, LOS ANGELES, AND HELENA.

THE GOVERNMENT HAS PROVIDED NUCLEAR BUNKERS TO KEEP YOU ALIVE, HOWEVER THERE IS NOT ENOUGH FOR ALL.

IF A FAMILY MEMBER OR LOVED ONE IS STUCK OUTSIDE, ONLY SAVE YOURSELF.

GOOD LUCK, WE ARE RETALIATING NOW.
THE UNITED REPUBLIC OF ROGUE RIVER
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Meretica
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Postby Meretica » Sat Sep 25, 2021 12:02 pm

Message from the Offices of the President and Her Majesty the Queen
A nuclear strike is imminent. Please, do not be alarmed. Make your way to your assigned shelters immediately. If you have not been assigned a shelter, please make your way in an orderly fashion to the shelter nearest to you. If you are unable to reach your assigned shelter, head to the shelter nearest to you and present your identification. This message will repeat in ten seconds.

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Forhillia
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Ex-Nation

Postby Forhillia » Sat Sep 25, 2021 12:15 pm

“Warning! This is not a test. A nuclear attack has commenced. This is not a test! Please seek shelter immediately. Water will be rationed. If you are outside, seek shelter in a nearby ditch.” Sound the siren. Then, it would play in other languages.
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Octahedralia
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Founded: Nov 23, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Octahedralia » Sat Sep 25, 2021 1:20 pm

ODRB 6 WARNING

MULTIPLE NUCLEAR WEAPONS ARE HEADED FOR OCTAHEDRALIA.
ALL ENTITES SHOULD SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY.
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO SEEK MORE NON-PERISHABLE FOODSTUFFS AND WATER.
LOCATE YOUR RADIATION GEAR AND BATTERY-POWERED RADIO.
TAKE YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS WITH YOU.
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE UNTIL IT IS DEEMED SAFE TO DO SO.


This message was broadcasted by the request of the Octahedralian Government. Good luck and godspeed.
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Ellinika Nisia
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Postby Ellinika Nisia » Sat Sep 25, 2021 1:29 pm

EMERGENCY BROADCAST

MULTIPLE W.M.DS (WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION) HAVE ENTERED ELLINIKA NISIAN AIRSPACE. AT THIS TIME, A COMPULSORY EVACUATION TO BUNKERS OR OTHER SAFE AREAS IS IN EFFECT.

MILITARY FORCES ARE ACTIVELY ATTEMPTING TO STOP THESE WEAPONS, WHILE RETALIATING IN THEIR OWN CAPACITY.

FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY, EVACUATION IS IN EFFECT. THOSE CAUGHT DISOBEYING WILL BE LEFT BEHIND.

FREEDOM, DEMOCRACY AND TECHNOLOGY!

Communication lost.


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Meebritolia
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Founded: Jul 03, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Meebritolia » Sat Sep 25, 2021 1:31 pm

WARNING AKJUUN

Nuclear warfare is imminent. Take cover in your basement or the lowest section of your home, and crouch into a fetal position until further instruction. Blockade all windows and doorways. Gasmasks will be distributed to citizens shortly. DO NOT go outside.

note: akjuun means warning in eshreebni, a major language in meebritolia
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Greater Cosmicium
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Greater Cosmicium » Sat Sep 25, 2021 1:38 pm

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MESSAGE FROM THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNIVERSAL EMPIRE OF GREATER COSMICIUM
[DAY]/[MONTH]/[YEAR]
ADW LEVEL 10 IN EFFECT
The government of Cosmicium has reported numerous attacks with dimensional-level weapons on our country's inhabited planets from unknown sources, causing [number] casualties over the last 24 hours.
Due to the inability to effectively handle this escalating situation, from now until [DAY]/[MONTH]/[YEAR], the entire country is currently at Anomalous Defense Warning Level 10.
All citizens should immediately evacuate to secure bunkers, placed on most Cosmician planets and in deep space, rated to withstand ADW 10 events.

If still functioning, the Cosmician government, and your regional government will update on the situation in an hour.
Long live the Emperor, long live Greater Cosmicium!
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