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The Nuka-Cola Bar V

A place for governments-in-exile, plucky survivors, unlucky survivors, the horrifically mutated, and other assorted characters to ride out the nuclear hellstorm until it's safe to go outside again.
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The Nuka-Cola Bar V

Postby Indo-Malaysia » Tue Sep 21, 2021 3:45 pm

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The Nuka-Cola Bar V
It's the end of the world as we know it, but we feel fine!
Ruins of Previous Bars
I (2017) • II (2018) • III (2019) • IV (2020)
Welcome to the fifth premises of the Nuka-Cola Bar. The fact you guys keep blowing us up has not only pretty much bankrupted us, but has also caused our insurance costs to rise sky high. So if you are wondering why this is a dangerous looking shed... yes, this is an unlicensed premises.

So, what can we fetch for you to drink?
All customers must be double jabbed with Rad-X, or you will be turned away. Due to a rather tumultuous past year, there happens to be a .. major issue radiation.
Obligatory 2-headed rat lizard comment, stashed away in a spoiler. Get ratrolled.
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Postby Kors » Tue Sep 21, 2021 3:59 pm

Sure, I could help defend you with an alliance
And sure, I'll take 2
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Postby Lemsrow » Tue Sep 21, 2021 4:01 pm

Sure, I can take 5.
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Postby Nono germani » Tue Sep 21, 2021 4:01 pm

war. war never changes
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Postby Indo-Malaysia » Tue Sep 21, 2021 4:02 pm

Kors wrote:Sure, I could help defend you with an alliance
And sure, I'll take 2

slides 2 nuka colas across the bar
Lemsrow wrote:Sure, I can take 5.

"blimmin' 'eck, easy tiger. You better pay for them..."

hands package of 5 nuka colas
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Postby Untecna » Tue Sep 21, 2021 4:04 pm

Nuka-Cola, obviously.

Say, are there any lizards around here?
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Postby Indo-Malaysia » Tue Sep 21, 2021 4:06 pm

Untecna wrote:Nuka-Cola, obviously.

Say, are there any lizards around here?

slides nuka cola across bar

"Aye, there be lizards. They have 2 heads, have rat tails, and are generally very annoying. They tend to show up when you least expect them."
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Postby Untecna » Tue Sep 21, 2021 4:07 pm

Indo-Malaysia wrote:
Untecna wrote:Nuka-Cola, obviously.

Say, are there any lizards around here?

slides nuka cola across bar

"Aye, there be lizards. They have 2 heads, have rat tails, and are generally very annoying. They tend to show up when you least expect them."

Great. I planned on doing some hunting around here.
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Postby Kors » Tue Sep 21, 2021 5:36 pm

the pony ends her long gulp and smashes her 2 glasses out onto the table. The horse gives a 5 dollar tip.
Hello. I'm Kors. Welcome to my sig.It's a normal sig, a completely ordinary sig, an indifferent sig. You won't find anything different in this sig. MY LEADER AND MILITARY ARE IN MY OVERVIEW FACTBOOK!!!!!!!
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Planned obsolescence banned in Kors : Several unknown satellites crash land into highest mountain in Iceland : Korsian welfare programs cut spending by 50% : Terrorist attacks on the Korsian governmental building result in the enaction of the emergency measures act : Carbon monoxide threat in southern Kors due to wildfires : Giant potato rolls off and chases farmer off mountain into the city, crushing and mortally injuring 3
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Postby FNU » Tue Sep 21, 2021 5:38 pm

How much for a Cherry?
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BlazingAngel
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Libertarian Police State

Postby BlazingAngel » Tue Sep 21, 2021 5:44 pm

Takes a long drink from the Nuka Cola bottle

Ah. It seems like I'll be sitting this one out. You don't mind me staying here till this one blows over?
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Postby Hwiteard » Tue Sep 21, 2021 6:50 pm

[hands over a pouch of ten Legion denarii]
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Postby Vikanias » Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:27 pm

I want 100 of em
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Postby Eden Creation Kit » Tue Sep 21, 2021 11:12 pm

*lurks, dusty and unnoticed in a dark corner of the bar*
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Postby Nono germani » Wed Sep 22, 2021 3:30 am

notices the G.E.C.K and takes it, putting it in my pip boy pocket dimension. [i]also the pony and 'horse' are shot too because they're abominations [/i]
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Untecna
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Postby Untecna » Wed Sep 22, 2021 1:38 pm

Walks in, with a lizard

Found this guy sneaking behind the storage room. Took him out with my revolver. Anyone want to take care of 'em?
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Postby Omnicontrol » Thu Sep 23, 2021 11:41 am

"Heya. One Nuka, please. With ice."
*looks back*
"What's that, Vic? You want one?"
"Uhh... Two Nuka-Colas, then."
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Postby Forhillia » Thu Sep 23, 2021 2:03 pm

One Nuka-Cola please. No ice. Thank you!
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Postby Wasteland West Virginia » Fri Sep 24, 2021 1:12 am

one Nuka cola Lemon and Cream with alot of ice.
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Postby Indo-Malaysia » Mon Sep 27, 2021 7:47 am

dishes out several nuka colas
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