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ENZONAR
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AL duels Your Leader.

Postby ENZONAR » Fri Sep 03, 2021 11:19 am

AL duels YL

First, finish the fight with AL, then begin a fight with BL.

For example:

Enzonar1:
My leader starts a fight with BN leader, then I immediately charge at their stomach.

Enzonar2:
My leader slashes at them and deflects their sword, then stabs them.


BN sees a massive neko doing the ni san nya dance in the sky. The neko charges towards them,

Enzonar 3:
My leader collapses and dies at such a cringe sight.


BN gets jumpscared by a jester with claws. My leader charges toward them.

And so on etc....

I start.
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Enzo leaps into the air and strikes the invisible fourth wall. He starts striking it until it leaks open. All of a sudden he gets hit by a red box with text on it, bleeding to death, even though his skull is of adamantine and him being incredibly skilled at dodging. His robotic eye jumps out of the socket and leaves.




You see Enzo at the Imperium's opening. He dons a dark, sinister cloak, and his red robot eye gleams a crimson glow. He approaches you and immediately throws the left side of the cloak away, revealing a black, glowing sword. His hand lowers, and he walks towards BN muttering something about revenge and execution. The Sun beats down on him and surrounds his body with a neon contrast, and the area away from the sun is a dark, unforgiving color. His suit is dark red and his form is covered in dust. He charges at you with the Quasar rapier with a huge aerial somersault and strikes BN.
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News: Enzonar drafts up a "democratic" constitution that acts as propaganda and oppresses it's citizens even more. Enzonar bans guns from all citizens and forces al citizens to take joy-drugs to limit their happiness.

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Corporate Police State

Postby Wormfodder Delivery » Fri Sep 03, 2021 12:01 pm

Boss wears a black, tattered cloak and has her back turned to Enzo and, at the same time as him, throws her cloak away, with it quickly beginning to flicker and despawns. Apart from the Wormfodder Delivery Cap, she wears nothing at all.
She then slowly turns around, a smug look on her face, with her arms crossed.
Ả̠ ̝̥͛͌n͈̯̹̾҉i̷̙̙̾̽ͪ͜c̷̙̙̲̍̓̿̃ẽ̼̙̣̱́ͥ̐͟͝ ̶̨̪̠͓̙ͩ̐ͩ͑͘Ř̨̧̘̫̳̠̽̄ͤ̍ͪ͜o̶̸̪̺̙̦̬ͪ̏̄̊ͭ̽̓b̡̰̱̪̙͙̺ͧͨ͗̊ͧ͗̍̕o̤̜͕͉̲͓̺͎̝ͨͧͣ͛̽͑͆̔t͇͈̠̼̯̤͇̽̏̉̇ͥ̊ͯ͊͑̿͝ ̴̧̟̳ͬ͒̃̉̈ͅ҉̷̷̭͚̀ͫ̄͜E̷̲̫̼͍̥̫̽́͆̉͐̍͋ͤ̿͐ͬ͜͠͠y̽҉̴̪͍̰̮̭͍̼͕͌̆́͑ͨ̿̍̚͝͞͠e̢͇̪̩̘̝͚͓͖͂̃̾̑̃͂ͬ͊ͫ͘͢͝͡͞ ̶̴̡̛̠̞̭̼̜̲͎̗̅̃ͨ͒́͐͗̄̄͘͜ͅy̨̡̟͓͈͙ͨ̉́̋̈͑͂͟҉̷̜͈̩̝̳͓̤͊͊a̴̴̴̡̘̪̟̱̦̎̏́ͣ̽̊ͫͤͨͣ̈͒͗̕͝͡͞ ̴̵̧̧̗͈̝̈́̔̒ͥ̂̌͠͞҉̨̮̼͙̾̌͛͒̈́̀͡g̸̱͚̘͚͓̺̦͕̦̣̹̤̥̯̏̀̋ͦͩ̈̌̀̃͆͘҉͊ọ̤͖̞̬̗̘̰̖͍̭͈͙͌̓ͪͨͯ̓̽̐ͣ̕̚͜͢͢͠ͅt҉̡̧̡̺̣͕̫̘̮͓̹̰̙̲́ͨ̂̌̒͛͊ͦ̆ͩ͟͡͝͝c̴̰̻͚͈͓͎̫̝̬͎̠̊̅̓ͤ̓̎̾̄̆͊ͤ͘͜͢͝͡͞͞h̵̸̶̛͎̟͍̗̭͉͓̼͓̻̳̼͛̓ͬ̎̒̒ͯ̉̏̕̚͟͡͡ͅá̷̜̭̻̭̱ͮ̽͌̍͛ͣ͆̓ͪ̂̏̈̋҉̵̗̟̘͒͐̈ͮ̎ͅ ̴̶̥̫̝̮̱̙̲̪̠̦̣̥̖̺̤̹̩͛ͮ̀͆̄̐ͣ̇́͂́ͭ͗t̢̧̢̢̛̰͖͉̹͈̻̙̱͌̿̇͒́̾̀̋ͥ̓͂͋ͯ͊͑̈́̏͟͝h̨͎̼̠͔͖̣̟̤̘̣̋ͬͪ̑ͤ̓ͪ҉̷̢̰̪̗̒̈́̊̂̌ͥ̈́͝e̴͓̰̦̮̲͕̻̱̼̩̣͊ͦͦ̈̀̿̽ͪ̂ͥ̇ͥ͊ͪ̕͘͘͘͢͠͡r̶̵̴̵̵͍̮̰͈̫̭͉͇̥̪̟̀ͤ̓ͥͯ̉́ͬͫ̒́̍̃̇ͬ͘͞ę̶̡̢͚̳͙̰̯̠̯̼̺̜̣̮̐ͣ̊͐̒͂ͭ̀̅̔ͭ͗ͯ͌̾̕ͅ.̧̹͙̻̘̜̦̘̫̦̮̪̲͕̜̦̒͊̑̐̆̀̃̈͐ͪ͆̂̀ͥ̚͟͝ ̴̨̯̗͍̞͕̭̞̻̓ͤ̅͛̎̍ͫ̔̓̈́͑͒̓͗ͧ̉̏͊͛̚͢͡ͅD̃҉̷̶̛̞͔͙̪̤̬͇̂͑̑̍̍ͫ̂ͯ͗́͒̓̽̄̚̕͘͜͡͠͞i̷̴̸̢̡̢̛̙̟͙̫͈̣̯̯̗͇͍͐͂̽̓̆́ͤ̏̐ͫ̓̈́͢͜͝d̷̢̨̡͎͔̻̯͖̫͎̫̭́ͦ͑͗͊́̈͋͋ͬ͆ͦ̊́̅̚͝͞ͅ ̖̟̝̥͇͖̮̮͇̫͇̝̃ͧͦ̐͛̀́̀̅ͣ͑̃ͬ̓͋͑̚͜͞ͅy̷̛̤̩̘͖̖͚͇̱͔̏ͩ̐͗ͪ̀ͯ̌̃̅͛̑̈͑ͥͬ́ͧ̕͜͡é̶̵̢̛̮͙̤͓̺̖͍̥̮̎̈̌̔̆̾̃̽ͣ̓͒͐̕͟͜͝͠r̵̶̨̧̧̨̡̡͕͈͚͎̝̳̬ͨͩ̍̌̔̂̍́̎ͤ͛͢͢͟͞ͅ ̷̸̧̛̩͉̖͈̦̟̣̩̪̝͓̝̟̬̏ͥͩͩ̀̊̈ͭͧ͐̑ͤM̷̷̹̬̺̣̹͈̫̳̞̞̳̞̓̔̊ͥ͂͆̄̒̈́ͩ̃̇̊ͅͅo̢̟̗͕̬͙͕̜͕̰͍͈̎͋̓ͤ͐̅́̀̊̍͂ͩ̕͘͟͠ṃ̴̸̷̨̨͖̼͎͉͎̝̄̋̍ͦͫ͒̾͂̈ͭ̀̈́̚͢͞͞m͎҉͕͓̞̟̰̼͈ͯͬ́͂͛ͭ̒̓̏̂̍̌ͦ͛͘̚͠͠ā̴̸̵̴̷̴̢̨͓͖̭͈̳̳̘͎͗ͪͮͫ̐̿̚͜͜ ̨̧̨̡̼͉̟̰̗̹̥̱̒̀͛͊ͫ́͐ͤͮ̓̇͘͞m̷͇̘͍̙̘͕͍̝̩̅ͦ̍ͩ̎ͤͭ̑ͬ̔ͨ͊̚̚a̘͔̯̬͈̪̤̳͚͕̳̹̿ͥ̇̓͛́̆̉͘͞͠k̸̹̯̺̙̥̀̓̐̏̐̏̈́ͦ̽͌̕͟͢͢e̮̫͔̬͚̯̣͐̓̃ͫͩ͊́ͮ̾̔̂͞҉ ̴̲̠͓̘̖̬͓̻͉̊̉͋́̒̐̉͞ͅi̴̞͔̣͉̻̲̩̺̱̗̎̓ͨͬ̑̓͢t̛̮̭͚̤̳̝͚ͧ̓́̌̃͛̚͞ ̡̛̤̱̙̙͋͆̃ͤ̅̄̚͞͝f̴̧̛̛̞̙̘̙̀ͤ̑ͨ̆̕o̵̧̪̼̘ͭ̾̿̍ͬ͞͡r͉̤̬̦͔̫̆̽͛͛́ ͉̊͊ͭ̍͒͂͆͢y̵̨̼̳̠̲̿͘ǒ̺̗̂ͬ̈́u̡̩̰̞͜!̸̶ͭ?̹͌

A nice Robot Eye ya gotcha there. Did yer Momma make it for you!?

the boss taunted, pointing her right hands pointing finger at Enzo, while using the other to pull sunglasses out of nowhere, because that sun was seriously blinding her.
Once he charges, she grabs her cap, throws it in the air, and casts Locomotor Mortis on Enzo, causing him to fall because his legs were magically locked.

Then she turns around again, casts Confundo on him, making him extremely influencable and convinces him to become a customer instead and import lotsa wormfodder.
She then catches her cap and slithers of into the sunset.




"IN THE RED CORNER, WE GOT THE BOSS DELIVERYWORM!
6 Times Champion of the annual Worm-Fu tournament, Suplexer of many birds, merchant of Wormfodder Extraordinare! The one, the only, the magnificent BOSS DELIVERYWORM!" the announcer shouted as Boss slithered into the ring, wearing trophies she made from the birds just mentioned, before throwing them off and revealing that she actually wore a proper wrestling outfit containing advertisements for Wormfodder this time.

She looked pretty cocky.
"AND IN THE BLUE CORNER, WE GOT...(Insert BN's intro here)"
The Boss then did some smacktalk about BN
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The Transcripts canonically do not exist and merely serve to make the garbled Wormsspeak readable.
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Wormfodder Delivery
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Corporate Police State

Postby Wormfodder Delivery » Wed Sep 08, 2021 4:35 am

/bump
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The Transcripts canonically do not exist and merely serve to make the garbled Wormsspeak readable.
Canon Policies.
Open to RP, send me Telegrams, Pretty much compatible with everything.
Powerlevel of 4,5 according to this classification
Industrial Age Schizotech and Proud
Zero tolerance for godmodders and no effortposters are nearing that too.
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I also am currently making a pocket guide on how to have a good time on F7.
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Postby Tremulo » Wed Sep 08, 2021 5:27 am

"AND IN THE BLUE CORNER, WE GOT.... Just some guy? Who is this?"

An exasperated Johnson, for some reason dressed in jet black a spandex business suit, stands cluelessly in the blue corner, desperately hiding his tiredness behind a fake smile. He blankly stares at the Boss as she smack talks him, the harsh lighting highlighting the bags under his eyes.

The bell rings, and the Boss charges him. Johnson just barely ducks before she slams into the other side of the ring. He continues this routine as the Boss performs Worm-Fu with perfect form, ducking and weaving away from her blows. The Boss, seemingly never running out of energy, simply continues on.

As the Boss goes in for a punch, Johnson jumps behind her and kicks her into the edge of the ring. As she turns, as if on a dime, Johnson gives a brutal upper-cut to the chin. The Boss stumbles back for a moment, giving Johnson another opportunity. He gives her a kick to the gut, followed by a punch. The Boss backs out of the ring, with Johnson left victorious. Having gotton himself out of the situation, Johnson gives the Boss a handshake and leaves.


Johnson tosses YL a shotgun, and pulls out his Spas-12. He then walks fifteen paces away, and points it at YL.
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Postby Tremulo » Mon Sep 13, 2021 9:32 am

/bump
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Mainly focusing on expanding trivia and culture factbooks, attempting an emphasis on humor.
This nation represents my views for the most part, with a few differences. I don't think there's any unironic anti-centrists, lol.
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Postby Greater Victora » Mon Sep 13, 2021 9:45 am

I mean... It is canonical that the Phoenix (in his fourth incarnation) dies after intentionally deloping in a duel. Though in this case, the Phoenix could use the shotgun to shoot Johnson's bullet out of the air




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Postby Sherechia » Mon Sep 13, 2021 10:00 am

Combat abilities of Inogo and Daikan can be found here: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1570681

Inogo jumps, swings his axe towards Phoenix. Phoenix proceeds to hit the axe causing it to shatter. Phoenix then tries to punch (upper cut) Inogo but Inogo's 6th sense activates and he is able to dodge the punch.

"Well shit, this is rather useless now is it?"
-Inogo Estima


Daikan with Inogo on his back charges at YL.
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Postby Sherechia » Thu Sep 16, 2021 9:13 am

/bump
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Postby Sherechia » Wed Sep 22, 2021 6:56 am

/bump
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Postby Lescaaris » Wed Sep 22, 2021 5:20 pm

Durand prepares for the impact, if it ever were to fail. "Two against one? Doesn't seem like right but I guess an animal counts.". Durand already had her attack planned, it wasn't trying to deal with the charge. Durand needed to kick Estima off Daikan and deal with an isolated fist fight with him, as she was confident in her fisticuffs.

"Un, deux, trois!", Durand counts. On the third second, she lifts her leg to aim against Estima while dodging Daikan.

The rest of the fight is spent exchanging punches, grapples, and dodges with Estima, with the occasional getting away from Daikan. Who wins is up for interpretation, but I do predict a slight edge goes to Estima, who pins down Durand, concluding with her getting stomped by Daikan.

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Ling begins to shudder and step back. She tries to grab her pocket, which contains a self-defense device. She is interrupted by Durand in a motorcycle. "That's not pepper spray right!?", she yells to Ling while twirling her weapon, a metal ball on a string like a flail, to defend herself, "Jesus that's dueling to you!?". Durand looks straight towards YL and wields the ball-on-string in an arming position, ready to duel, "I got this!", exclaiming as Ling stays behind Durand.
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Postby Wejas » Fri Sep 24, 2021 10:06 pm

Jerry II Walters thought the idea of such a weapon was cute. "Pardner... Do you know what time period I come from? If you want medieval, I will give you medieval." He put on some gloves and then pulled out a bastard sword from its scabbard. He held it to the ground, standing straight as he stared at Ling. "To yield. Awn Gawrd."

Perhaps the fight was unfair to start with. Jerry was imposing compared to Ling and a trained professional in his field. Ling passed high school Physical Education and then picked a political career. But Jerry went ahead with it anyways. He walked towards Ying, firmly keeping his sword and his sword hand still as he approached. He let Ying let out the first swing. Jerry leaned back, allowing the ball to just barely miss his neck. He stepped back as she swung again, this time he could feel the wind rush against his nose. He genuinely smiled. "Not bad, actually. But let me sho-" He paused to dodge another attack. "-ow you why we make our flails out of stronger material." Dodging one last attack from his left, he swung his sword into the air. The ball went flying in the air before hitting the ground below. "... String. You could have at least used cord." He looked at the ball. "You did pretty well though, for a person of your position. But I am afraid I am going to have to call yield for you." He sheaths his sword. "No honor era contaminado." The words he said were tradition after a duel, indicating that the losing side had lost no honor despite their loss. He smiled, tipped his hat, and walked away.




YL sees Jerry walking around when he sees YL. He walks up to them and shakes their hand. "Hello there [sir/madam if applicable]. I suppose you wouldn't be interested in a friendly duel. I have some wooden swords lying around and thought you might be interested."
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Postby Aerlanica » Fri Sep 24, 2021 10:10 pm

Jonathan gave Jerry a warm smile.
"I...I must warn you, I am a little rusty...however...I will be more than happy to humour you."

* * *

After some time (and after a considerable amount of time of Jerry being beaten by Jonathan), the Prime Minister of Aerlanica was beginning to teach Jerry the ancient art of Aerlanic swordplay. Soon, Jerry would become an unparalleled swordsman, but neither one of them would rival Field Marshal Andrew Montgomery.

************

YL meets Jonathan Blinds (Six foot five and built like a unit) currently practicing boxing. He sees YL walk in, and smiles.
"Ah...hello there...wish to go a couple of rounds in the ring? just some idle sparring; nothing lethal." he said with a chuckle.
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Democratic Socialists

Postby UNSPDC » Fri Sep 24, 2021 10:31 pm

"A few rounds and nothing lethal, huh? Alright, as the representative of the United Nations ABDACOM Task Force 23, I have to say, let's see about that."

- Task Force Commander HNLMS De Ruyter, Dutch Light Cruiser


De Ruyter, despite her size, is perfectly capable of being twice as strong as someone larger than her. She has.no problem taking a few punches and more. After all, the Koninklijke Marine wasn't a branch that would exactly allow failures.

De Ruyter then retaliates with her own flurry of punches, despite being a girl, she was a ship too, so that obviously meant very bad things if she wasn't careful, but she still hit with some decent precision. Without using her guns, too.

And with that, De Ruyter had ...won. Sort of. She was getting bored, but called it fun either way. She bid farewell to Jonathan, and wished him luck.





BL: De Ruyter, idling about, asks YL if they want to try attacking a shipgirl, mostly for research purposes and to test durability of a poorly-designed light cruiser such as herself. She asks "Well, wanna see how this goes?" And prepares to fight hand-to-hand.

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Postby Aerlanica » Wed Sep 29, 2021 5:29 pm

/bump and /skip
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Postby Valentine Z » Wed Sep 29, 2021 5:40 pm

Valentijn “De Sierlijke en Vrij Valkyrie General ov Valentine Z” Samantha Maxwell Delta Weston Stijn Angelus Tracey Mitchell Tristian Marnix Basilisk Lewis Hyatt X. Constantine Sein Lin Zaw Naing was confused, simply staring at the relatively-larger-than-her shipgirl - known as De Ruyter - who asked her to attack for testing durability, or whatever that ships do in order to assess themselves. Valentijn simply shrugged, combing a bit of her hair with her hand as she agreed to the duel. "Yeah, but just be careful, okay? This is supposed to be a test, not either one of us getting destroyed into bits." In Valentijn's mind, she was absolutely happy, because she was going to fight someone larger than her for the first time (I assume De Ruyter is 170 meters tall, as compared to Valentijn being 117 meters).

And then it started, and it happened. The Ruyter definitely knew how to pack a punch, and the few hits that landed on Valentijn definitely winded her, even with her armor. She staggered back for a few moments, trying to find some openings and launching a few punches of her own. Valentijn definitely does not like fighting dirty, and thus would always go for the face or the arms, not anywhere else.

In the end, Valentijn probably got floored. She did enough damage to Ruyter, but there is something to be said about trying to attack someone or something larger than her, who in turn is also armored. "Hmph, should have asked Anastasia to cast a spell, then I'll be twice as huge!" she remarked, simply chuckling as she lied on the ground.

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Valentijn challenges you to a normal (hopefully) sized person vs a Giantess fight. Probably some misguided reenactment of a fairy tale that would see a small person take down a larger one.

(Whether or not AL succeeds, it's up to them, ahaha).


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Postby ENZONAR » Wed Sep 29, 2021 5:44 pm

UNSPDC wrote:
"A few rounds and nothing lethal, huh? Alright, as the representative of the United Nations ABDACOM Task Force 23, I have to say, let's see about that."

- Task Force Commander HNLMS De Ruyter, Dutch Light Cruiser


De Ruyter, despite her size, is perfectly capable of being twice as strong as someone larger than her. She has.no problem taking a few punches and more. After all, the Koninklijke Marine wasn't a branch that would exactly allow failures.

De Ruyter then retaliates with her own flurry of punches, despite being a girl, she was a ship too, so that obviously meant very bad things if she wasn't careful, but she still hit with some decent precision. Without using her guns, too.

And with that, De Ruyter had ...won. Sort of. She was getting bored, but called it fun either way. She bid farewell to Jonathan, and wished him luck.





BL: De Ruyter, idling about, asks YL if they want to try attacking a shipgirl, mostly for research purposes and to test durability of a poorly-designed light cruiser such as herself. She asks "Well, wanna see how this goes?" And prepares to fight hand-to-hand.

Enzo waves his thick, crooked hands with a dantily poise that sends a wave of lightning flying, striking AL De Ruyter and destroying their balance. He flashes his eye and a delta beam stems from the bulb. It knocks De Ruyter into a ship, crashing her into the cargo.

YL sees Enzo wave his celestial rapier around. He stops and sees YL. He throws the Rapier at YL.
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Enzo strikes AN with his Rapier, streaking open some fleshy insides of the giant. He holographically projects himself to Valintijn's size and blasts a photon beam at AL. Val is blinded, and gets knocked off balance by Enzo. However, Enzo retreats due to not wanting to hurt him.
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Postby Aerlanica » Wed Sep 29, 2021 6:00 pm

Jonathan merely raises a hand. His mind reached out rapidly into the psionic aether that perforated the entire universe, and felt the hum of the energy of the rapier.

It halted mid air, and Jonathan wrapped his hands around the hilt. He tested the balance, and gave it a few flicks and twists, betraying his combat prowess.

"Interesting weapon...very very peculiar in nature...unfortunately, you appear to be unarmed now, and there is no honour in fighting you in such a state."
He shrugged.
"Besides, I have better things to attend to than fight against an individual who is such wasteful with his weapons...please...respect your blade in the future."
He left.

* * *

YL see's Jonathan practicing some basic drills with an Aerlanic Longblade; a falchion-like weapon the quarters of the length of a longsword, specifically designed in such a way that it didn't just slice through flesh, but also shattered bone. Thankfully, upon seeing YL, he smiles and tosses a practice one to YL as well as some very hefty padding.

"Come on, I'll show you a few tricks and tips." he says with a smile.
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Postby Sherechia » Thu Sep 30, 2021 4:07 am

"Teach me how to fight master, so that I won't be limited to the office when Hyongtang (China) invades Sherechia"
-Khameday Tansagar

He then proceeds to put on the padding and take the sword, however when trying to swing the sword, he lost his balance and falls face first, probably due to being a bit fat.

(Im guessing Jonathan would be laughing his arse off on Khameday's incompetence)



Inogo offers YL to practice the traditional Sherechian sport of ram wrestling, a sport where 2 people mounted on Sherechian Rams make their mounts bash each other until either someone falls off or gets pushed too far from the center of the arena.

"Ok just get on that brown ram, its basically like riding a horse, with ram horns. The rams will naturally want to bash each other so all you really need to do is hold on, maybe coordinate your animal using the reins, also you will probably be very sore after this."

Inogo then gets on Daikan

"Oh yeah, there is a chance you might fall, or smash against the front of the saddle, or have your ram fall on you."
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Postby Tremulo » Thu Sep 30, 2021 5:08 am

President Johnson gives his secretary, Greg, a worried look, and hops on the ram. Greg gives him a reluctant thumbs up, and holds up a video camera.
"Well, I can safely say this isn't what I exacted when I asked if I could record here. Let's do this!"

The two rams charge each other, and Johnson desperately death-grips his saddle. He manages to stay on the ram and in the ring for an hour or so, his cheap business suit falling apart and getting coated in a layer of dust. At the hour and two minutes mark Daikan charged at the other ram at full speed, knocking over the other ram and sending Johnson flying.
"That's a solid hour more than I thought I'd last!"


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Postby ENZONAR » Thu Sep 30, 2021 6:04 am

Enzo takes the magazine out, dumps all the balls out and with a flick of a hand, causes the forest where the airsoft arena is to topple. He then electrically sounds the balls, making them rise in midair and points a finger at Johnson, sending the balls towards the helpless man.
Enzo laughs, and leaves.

Enzo takes a celestial rapier and channels the hivemind's energy. He snaps his hands, and bolt of plasma strikes AN.
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Postby Sladski » Thu Sep 30, 2021 6:35 am

The mere look of enzo causes all 4 council members to die horribly. Enzo OP, literally SSS+ tier, pls nerf.


The 4 council members proceed to get their weapons out. Council member 1 has no weapon though, so were skipping to Council member 2, he proceeds to bring out a handgun and loads it. Council member 3 brings a... shovel? Council member 4 brings 12 stainless steel kitchen knives and holds them in their hand with a menacing pose. First off, Council member 2 shoots BL with the handgun, presumably stunning him with the feeling of pain. Council member 4 proceed to throw 6 of his 12 knives, most of them missing, but 2 hits BL, causing them to presumably feel more pain and thus being stunned more, Council member 1 then starts punching BL rapidly, and all of a sudden council member 3 bashes BLs skull with a shovel, causing council member 1 to trip and fall out of suprise. "Oh, that wasn't supposed to happen." Council member 4 said, before realizing that BL is assumingly very angry, and is preparing to attack the council members.
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Postby Kiu Ghesik » Thu Sep 30, 2021 6:39 am

as the ghesite basin is a very broad swathe of land and very lightly populated, a single "bolt" of ionized gas plowing into the ground in an unpopulated field is not noticed. the brief fire it lights is shortly put out by the general lack of fuel of the fall season, most kindling already consumed by summer grass-fires.

it's "bl" not "bn"
(also speaking technically an and bn are two different places)

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yeah shooting someone with a handgun, stabbing them, and then bashing them over the skull with a shovel just flat out kills them
caller's dead now
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ari really has no interest in dueling yl, but nonetheless she has to. thread rules and all.

so she kinda just challenges yl to a game of horseshoes.
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Valentine Z » Thu Sep 30, 2021 6:53 am

Exuberant Superintendent T-2000/2904-3 Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya « La Amoureux Chéri » Millie Taissa Butterfly Mélody Coraline Jolijn Trini Clementine Hollie Samantha Zeta Harumi gleefully accepted. She wasn't really intent on winning, because after all, spending time with her friend was more than enough for her. "Oooh, that would be lovely, yes! ♥" She carefully, in her head, adjusted some settings here and there so that she would still be competent, but not AI-levels of unfairness that would be associated with computers. Ari and Clarissa stood together, taking turns flinging horseshoes and generally having a great time. "I always love a little break like this!" she said exuberantly, looking down on her friend. She could see a bit of stress melting away from Ari. Perhaps Clarissa will say something to her later after a game or two. ♥

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Exuberant Superintendent T-2000/2904-3 Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya « La Amoureux Chéri » Millie Taissa Butterfly Mélody Coraline Jolijn Trini Clementine Hollie Samantha Zeta Harumi challenges you to a RTS game / match of AL's choice!


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Postby Qhevak » Thu Sep 30, 2021 8:43 am

Strategic Network Intelligence Kokopelli accepts happily, always looking for an interesting modelling challenge, chooses Starcraft Brood War as the game of choice. Kokopelli chooses Terran and Clarissa chooses Zerg, and the nanosecond the game starts, both sides open with with iterative modelling, running personality estimates of their opponent across billions of simulated games run in extreme hypertime. Extreme strategic optimization ends in draws every time, with both sides exhausting all minerals on the map. A warmind component of Kokopelli gets pissed and hacks the game, which is immediately detected and Kokopelli looses via disqualification.




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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Thu Sep 30, 2021 8:54 am

Qhevak wrote:Strategic Network Intelligence Kokopelli accepts happily, always looking for an interesting modelling challenge, chooses Starcraft Brood War as the game of choice. Kokopelli chooses Terran and Clarissa chooses Zerg, and the nanosecond the game starts, both sides open with with iterative modelling, running personality estimates of their opponent across billions of simulated games run in extreme hypertime. Extreme strategic optimization ends in draws every time, with both sides exhausting all minerals on the map. A warmind component of Kokopelli gets pissed and hacks the game, which is immediately detected and Kokopelli looses via disqualification.




Ambassador Bobby Tomlinson challenges the BN to a Halo: Reach deathmatch.

"Artificial hyperintelligence, zou says't? Well, zis is easy."

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