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Apatosaurus
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[IE OPINION WANTED][AMOGUS] There is an Impostor Among Us

Postby Apatosaurus » Fri Aug 06, 2021 2:33 pm

amogus
Validity: Invalid for nations with No Immigration Policy

@@NAME@@'s Supreme United Security (SUS) council, when looking through old intelligence information, found that your Chief Advisor Amos Red was an impostor from East Lebatuck sent to infiltrate the @@PRETITLE@@! As a result, an emergency meeting has been called to discuss the incident.

Option 1. "This means WAR!", thunders General @@RANDOMNAME@@ in @@HIS@@ full military uniform, decorated with so many medals that the compass on your desk points to @@HIM@@. "We need to send our full military might to destroy Lebsus- whatever, and teach them a lesson not to mess with the great @@PRETITLE@@ once and for all!"

Option validity: Only valid for nations with a military

Result: @@NAME@@ has declared war on East Lebatuck after the Chief Advisor of government was discovered to be an impostor

Option 2. SUS spymaster @@RANDOMNAME@@ quietly tip-toes into your office, wearing a dark cloak and sunglasses. "We could've caught Red before," @@HE@@ whispers to you, checking that there is nobody else in your office. "Red was acting suspiciously like an impostor from the start, and if we want to sustain our suspired great nation, you need to grant more power to the SUS to investigate suspicious cases, or we would be suspending our nation's security!"

Result: government officials with dual citizenship in East Lebatuck are assumed to be impostors

Option 3. "I'm sure a polite letter of complaint would work?" argues ardent pacifist @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Just fire Amos Red from the government and send a non-threatening letter of complaint to the government of East Lebatuck to withdraw any other impostors they have here. That would work well, wouldn't it?"

Result: East Lebatuck infiltrations are responded to with a polite letter of complaint

Option 4. "While @@RANDOMNAME_4@@'s suggestion of just a complaint letter is unreasonable, @@HE_4@@ had a very good point." says @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister of Foreign Affairs. "We should ask the government of East Lebatuck to remove any other impostors they may have in the @@PRETITLE@@. If they refuse, we can just threaten to keep Mr. Red imprisoned for life. Instead of taking the extreme options, how about we take the middle ground?"

Removes policy: No Prisons

Result: @@NAME@@ threatens to keep its former Chief Advisor Amos Red imprisoned for life in exchange for East Lebatuck preventing dual citizens in @@NAME@@ from serving in @@NAME@@'s government

Option 5. "TRAITOR!!!" roars right-wing nationalist politician @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Don't listen to those liberal scumbags! We should have zero mercy towards @@RANDOMNAME_1@@ and any impostors infitrating the glory of the @@PRETITLE@@! Mr. Amos Red should be thrown into a rocket and ejected into space."

Result: politicians with dual citizenship in East Lebatuck are ejected into space

Adds policy: Space Program

Adds policy: Death penalty

Validity: Invalid for nations with No Immigration Policy

@@NAME@@'s Supreme United Security (SUS) council, when looking through old intelligence information, found that your Chief Advisor Amos Red was an impostor from East Lebatuck sent to infiltrate the @@PRETITLE@@! As a result, an emergency meeting has been called to discuss the incident.

Option 1. "This means WAR!", thunders General @@RANDOMNAME@@ in @@HIS@@ full military uniform, decorated with so many medals that the compass on your desk points to @@HIM@@. "We need to send our full military might to destroy Lebsus- whatever, and teach them a lesson not to mess with the great @@PRETITLE@@ once and for all!"

Option validity: Only valid for nations with a military

Result: @@NAME@@ has declared war on East Lebtuck after the Chief Advisor of government was discovered to be an impostor

Option 2. SUS spymaster @@RANDOMNAME@@ quietly tip-toes into your office, wearing a dark cloak and sunglasses. "We could've caught Red before," @@HE@@ whispers to you, checking that there is nobody else in your office. "Red was acting suspiciously like an impostor from the start, and if we want to sustain our suspired great nation, you need to grant more power to the SUS to investigate suspicious cases, or we would be suspending our nation's security!"

Result: government officials with dual citizenship in East Lebatuck are assumed to be impostors

Option 3. "I'm sure a polite letter of complaint would work?" argues ardent pacifist @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Just fire Amos Red from the government and send a non-threatening letter of complaint to the government of East Lebatuck to withdraw any other impostors they have here. That would work well, wouldn't it?"

Result: East Lebatuck infiltrations are responded to with a polite letter of complaint

Option 4. "While @@RANDOMNAME_4@@'s suggestion of just a complaint letter is unreasonable, @@HE_4@@ had a very good point." says @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister of Foreign Affairs. "We should ask the government of East Lebatuck to remove any other impostors they may have in the @@PRETITLE@@. If they refuse, we can just threaten to keep Mr. Red imprisoned for life. Instead of taking the extreme options, how about we take the middle ground?"

Removes policy: No Prisons

Result: @@NAME@@ threatens to keep its former Chief Advisor Amos Red imprisoned for life in exchange for East Lebatuck preventing dual citizens in @@NAME@@ from serving in @@NAME@@'s government

Option 5. "TRAITOR!!!" roars right-wing nationalist politician @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Don't listen to those liberal scumbags! We should have zero mercy towards @@RANDOMNAME_1@@ and any impostors infitrating the glory of the @@PRETITLE@@! Mr. Amos Red should be thrown into a rocket and ejected into space."

Result: politicians with dual citizenship in East Lebatuck are ejected into space

Adds policy: Space Program

Adds policy: Death penalty

Validity: Invalid for nations with No Immigration Policy

Your Chief Advisor @@RANDOMNAME@@ was just discovered by the Supreme United Security (SUS) council to be an impostor from East Lebatuck sent to infiltrate the @@PRETITLE@@.

Option 1. "This means WAR!", thunders General @@RANDOMNAME@@ in @@HIS@@ full military uniform, decorated with so many medals on @@HIS@@ uniform that the compass on your desk is pointing at @@HIM@@. "We need to send our full military might to destroy Lebsus- whatever!"

Option validity: Only valid for nations with a military

Result: @@NAME@@ has declared war on East Lebtuck after the Chief Advisor of government was discovered to be an impostor from East Lebatuck

Option 2. SUS spymaster @@RANDOMNAME@@ quietly tip-toes into your office, wearing a dark cloak and sunglasses. "We could've caught @@HIM_1@@ before", @@HE@@ says quietly. "@@HE_1@@ was acting suspiciously like an impostor from the start, and if we want to sustain our suspired great nation, you need to grant more power to the SUS to investigate suspicious cases, or we would be suspending our nation's security!"

Result: government officials with dual citizenship in East Lebatuck are assumed to be impostors

Option 3. "I'm sure a polite letter of complaint would work?" argues ardent pacifist @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Just fire @@RANDOMNAME_1@@ from the government, and send a non-threatening letter of complaint to the government of East Lebatuck to withdraw any other impostors they have here. That would work well, wouldn't it?"

Result: East Lebatuck infiltrations are responded to with a polite letter of complaint

Option 4. "While @@RANDOMNAME_4@@'s suggestion of just a complaint letter is unreasonable, @@HE_4@@ had a very good point." says @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister of Foreign Affairs. "We should just impose sanctions and ask them to withdraw any other impostors they have here in exchange for lifting them. Enact peaceful measures towards East Lebatuck rather than fighting fire with fire!"

Option validity: Invalid for nations with Autarky policy

Result: the nation imposes sanctions on East Lebatuck after the Chief Advisor was discovered to be an impostor from East Lebatuck.

Option 5. "TRAITOR!!!" roars right-wing nationalist politician @@RANDOMNAME@@ "We should have zero mercy towards @@RANDOMNAME_1@@ and any impostors infitrating the glory of the @@PRETITLE@@! @@HE_1@@ should be thrown into a rocket and ejected into space. Don't listen to those liberal scumbags."

Result: politicians with dual citizenship in East Lebatuck are ejected into space

Adds policy: Space Program

Adds policy: Death penalty
Last edited by Apatosaurus on Thu Oct 14, 2021 4:00 pm, edited 28 times in total.
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Postby Great Algerstonia » Fri Aug 06, 2021 7:21 pm

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Postby New Antarcticania » Fri Aug 06, 2021 7:25 pm

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Postby Ostrovskiy » Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:48 pm

Very good!

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Postby Drew Durrnil » Fri Aug 06, 2021 11:00 pm

you're a bloody legend, legless lizard.
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Postby Arpasia » Fri Aug 06, 2021 11:03 pm

Drew Durrnil wrote:you're a bloody legend, legless lizard.

He's right, you Spineless Maggot.
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Postby Berhakonia » Sat Aug 07, 2021 12:57 am

Submit it just so the editors can experience the pain of reading this meme-ridden mess
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Postby The Python » Sat Aug 07, 2021 12:22 pm

Drew Durrnil wrote:legless lizard.

I am not a legless lizard! D:

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Postby Kors » Sat Aug 07, 2021 7:20 pm

Why Daguo? Why not East Lebatuck? since East Lebatuck is the soviet union instead of Daguo which is china? that would make more sense since spies were common during the cold war.
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Postby Drew Durrnil » Sat Aug 07, 2021 9:17 pm

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Drew Durrnil wrote:legless lizard.

I am not a legless lizard! D:

...but you definitely are a sussy Baka!
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The Nantorakan government would like to express their concerns about all the pedophiles lurking in this market. There's so much grease and body oil in the offers being made, that you could fry chicken in it. We strongly advise wearing a mask when making deals because the strong smell of kid-diddler permeates the air like a dead, fermenting animal.

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Postby Australian rePublic » Tue Aug 10, 2021 4:59 am

Option 4- what makes you think that they'll be truthful and hold up their end of the bargin?
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Postby The Python » Tue Aug 10, 2021 2:12 pm

Australian rePublic wrote:Option 4- what makes you think that they'll be truthful and hold up their end of the bargin?

Well the point is that if they don't the country will keep sanctions imposed :P There's also that Daguo is a close trade partner (at least according to this).

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Postby Doge Land » Wed Aug 11, 2021 8:23 am

All memes aside this actually reads like a decent issue. Option 3's effect line could be a bit more sussy though.
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Postby The Python » Sun Aug 15, 2021 5:19 pm

sus (bump)

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Postby Falangist Yunnan » Sun Aug 15, 2021 5:22 pm

THIS IS AMAZING PLEASE I NEED THIS ISSU(s)E TO BE A THING PLEASEPLEASPELASPELAPSLEPALSEPLEASE (bump)
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Postby Jutsa » Tue Aug 17, 2021 7:02 am

There's something oddly suspicious about this draft, I just can't put my finger on it.
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Postby Most Catholic Empire of Antarctica » Tue Aug 17, 2021 7:06 am

5th option makes little sense if player nation is communist

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Postby A m e n r i a » Tue Aug 17, 2021 7:08 am

Kors wrote:Why Daguo? Why not East Lebatuck? since East Lebatuck is the soviet union instead of Daguo which is china? that would make more sense since spies were common during the cold war.
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Would even make better sense if it were the United Federation because they're the USA.
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Postby The Python » Tue Aug 17, 2021 12:48 pm

Most Catholic Empire of Antarctica wrote:5th option makes little sense if player nation is communist

Hmm, changed that "communist" to "liberal" then.
Jutsa wrote:There's something oddly suspicious about this draft, I just can't put my finger on it.

sus

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Postby The Python » Wed Aug 18, 2021 1:37 pm

A m e n r i a wrote:
Kors wrote:Why Daguo? Why not East Lebatuck? since East Lebatuck is the soviet union instead of Daguo which is china? that would make more sense since spies were common during the cold war.
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Would even make better sense if it were the United Federation because they're the USA.

I did Daguo because it makes more sense for option 4 (because there's more trade), also because I like the duckgo pun in option 1 lol

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Postby A m e n r i a » Wed Aug 18, 2021 5:46 pm

The Python wrote:
A m e n r i a wrote:
Would even make better sense if it were the United Federation because they're the USA.

I did Daguo because it makes more sense for option 4 (because there's more trade), also because I like the duckgo pun in option 1 lol


Duckgo..Duck Duck Go..hmm..
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Postby The Python » Wed Aug 18, 2021 5:57 pm

A m e n r i a wrote:
The Python wrote:I did Daguo because it makes more sense for option 4 (because there's more trade), also because I like the duckgo pun in option 1 lol


Duckgo..Duck Duck Go..hmm..

Hmmmmmmmm :P

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Postby The Python » Wed Aug 25, 2021 1:49 pm

bump

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Postby The Python » Sun Aug 29, 2021 9:56 pm

sus?

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Postby Porde » Mon Aug 30, 2021 4:49 am

:shock: When the issue is sus!
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