The security council,
DEFINING Crocodiles as Semi-aquatic reptiles that are carnivores
BELIEVING that Crocodiles are the epitome of “Yeah the dinosaurs died but we didn’t.”
FURTHER BELIEVING that there is no such thing as an “Alligator” as the difference is a tooth, A TOOTH.
RECOGNIZING that Crocodiles can be huge and deadly. Making them an apex predator in their environment.
NOTING that Crocodiles are very territorial and wouldn’t mind sending someone off to the Golden gates if they are in its territory. And that they like Flesh.
FURTHER NOTING that the Death roll is the most badass thing nature ever created and it was given to the Crocodile
FURTHER RECOGNIZING that Crocodiles are one of the best parents in nature and put their newborn babies in their pouch.
FURTHER FURTHER NOTING that Crocodiles can be also friendly and friends with other animals.
Hereby,
Urges nations to conserve these beasts as best they can and ban poaching on them
Urges nations to research Crocodiles and help stop threats like invasive species that can drive native Crocodiles to extinction
Urges nations to hate on Jaguars as they kill Crocodiles