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Cristali
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Posts: 3
Founded: Mar 07, 2021
Democratic Socialists

NationStates Store

Postby Cristali » Mon Jul 19, 2021 8:12 pm

NationStates Store!
a fictional store where you can Sell ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING.
be sure to add a price!
item 1: doritos: M E G A P A C K for 4.99$A
Address: 313 main street, NationStates City
Last edited by Cristali on Thu Aug 12, 2021 7:59 pm, edited 4 times in total.

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Vikanias
Diplomat
 
Posts: 655
Founded: May 01, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Vikanias » Mon Jul 19, 2021 8:13 pm

Item 2: Eggs for 1,000$
AAAAA IM ON FIRE!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE READING THIS SIG COME HELP ME FOR GODS SAKE AAAAAAA!!!!!!

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Colligny
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Jul 15, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Colligny » Mon Jul 19, 2021 8:14 pm

Item 3: nationstates store for Your soul
The Republic of Colligny is A French-Majority Conservative Calvinist Huguenot Nation that Owns Most of French Louisiana.
|President: Pierre Guilson (Yes, He's dead now, My nation is set in the 19th Century)| What Year is it?: 1833|
News:After the Colignian Declaration of war on Mexico, the Colignian army has began Pushing into mexico via Acadiana, to get more land inbetween the capital of New Orleans and the border. Mexico's push into Coleurouge Stagnates, Colignians hold the Line.

Doesn't Represent my IRL views. Bro, Colligny is a Racist 19th Century Nation led by a Racist Pro-Slaver. Did you really think it represented my Views?

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Cristali
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Mar 07, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cristali » Mon Jul 19, 2021 8:16 pm

item 4: mentos flavored cola! for 7.00$

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New Lindale
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 375
Founded: Jun 21, 2018
Capitalist Paradise

Postby New Lindale » Mon Jul 19, 2021 8:22 pm

Item 5: Fre Shevacado Ice Cream 500ml: 75- Kroner
For God so loved the world that He gave His only Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. John 3:16
For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord. Romans 6:23

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Vikanias
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Posts: 655
Founded: May 01, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Vikanias » Mon Jul 19, 2021 8:22 pm

Ayo this thread gotta be moved to F7, I just remembered.
AAAAA IM ON FIRE!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE READING THIS SIG COME HELP ME FOR GODS SAKE AAAAAAA!!!!!!

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Cristali
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Posts: 3
Founded: Mar 07, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cristali » Tue Jul 20, 2021 6:45 am

sorry bout that

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Keira
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Posts: 633
Founded: Oct 08, 2018
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Keira » Tue Jul 20, 2021 11:58 am

Shall we continue?

Item 6: a bronze statue of a ferret standing up, 20 cm tall
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Social Liberalism - Keynesianism - Technoliberalism
Wiki | Map | President | Factbooks

About me | she / they | Progressive & Pragmatic Social Democrat | Prussian Lithuanian in UK | No game stats | Dark theme | ex-DOS
Main: Helvena | Other puppets: Ygria Osttera

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Sanhana
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 108
Founded: Jul 18, 2021
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Sanhana » Tue Jul 20, 2021 12:01 pm

item 7: a abnormally large pack of flags which restocks every day on its own. contains the flags of BN, BBN, AN, AAN, and of course, Sanhana
3.99$ per flag
Last edited by Sanhana on Tue Jul 20, 2021 12:02 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Welcome to Sanhana! Tier 4, Type 3, Regional power in Africa according to viewtopic.php?f=23&t=244917
We do not use NS stats. as it's very hard to accurately represent the life and peoples of Sanhana using them

BREAKING NEWS:If you are reading this, I am the Sands and Sun news man, and I've been diagnosed with cancer.

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Drew Durrnil
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1591
Founded: Apr 30, 2020
Anarchy

Postby Drew Durrnil » Tue Jul 20, 2021 12:02 pm

item 7: amogus
that's it
Nantoraka wrote:
The Nantorakan government would like to express their concerns about all the pedophiles lurking in this market. There's so much grease and body oil in the offers being made, that you could fry chicken in it. We strongly advise wearing a mask when making deals because the strong smell of kid-diddler permeates the air like a dead, fermenting animal.

Tarsonis wrote:Translation: "Notice me Senpai Donaldsan"

News: Former Elite President Pæta Marlín joins the cult of Yahlia, calling it his "sexual and spiritual awakening".

Proud title holder of "Most nations rickrolled on this site".

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Inner Planets
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 46
Founded: Jul 09, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Inner Planets » Tue Jul 20, 2021 12:03 pm

item 8: a single baked bean ($1000.000)
Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the stars

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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 538
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Goraria » Tue Jul 20, 2021 2:35 pm

Item 9: Everything $1
Last edited by Goraria on Tue Jul 20, 2021 2:35 pm, edited 1 time in total.
WIP Overview
Btw I don’t use NS stats. And also a big fan of Polandballs.
You might find me in forum 7. I also have no other social media because I suck. About the OOC thing, yeah no I’d rather keep that private. He/Him btw

Ninja’d

News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. Due to the weather being extremely outdated we have disabled the weather forecast for all nations in NationStates and only let the citizens see it. One peep in the IDSF region and there’s stuff everywhere.

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Lescaaris
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Jul 03, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Lescaaris » Tue Jul 20, 2021 2:43 pm

Item 10: The cabinet for the popular country management game, NationStates, now with an arcade machine port!
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$450.00 to take home, however you could hang out by the arcade and slot in $0.25 cents to try out.
Lescaaris, a progressive democratic-diarchic merchant republic in the near-future "post-post-apocalyptic" America, where society is rebuilt and new nation-states have been created while the United States government is nowhere to be found (I doubt the setting is really important and relevant though). Famous for European architecture, EDM, nightclubs, civil liberties, job opportunities, and trade fairs.

(To get a general theme-idea, Lescaarch culture is a combination of Dutch, Italian, Belgian, Monégasque, and French cultures.)


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Dollystana
Envoy
 
Posts: 280
Founded: Aug 31, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Dollystana » Tue Jul 20, 2021 2:47 pm

item 11: a potato ($69420 Zimbabwe dollars)
I like warrior cats uwu and having fun
Catocratic Constitutional Monarchy.
Economic -3.38 Social -5.28
the best book series Eat sleep read warriors repeat. Warriors Wiki
Self-appointed Warrior cat of F7 overvuwu The Truth Behind Area 51 All About Me


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Greater Liyue
Secretary
 
Posts: 30
Founded: Jun 05, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Greater Liyue » Tue Jul 20, 2021 2:49 pm

Item 12: Grilled Snapper in Gochujang Sauce (Family Size Platter) for 10 Mora ($10), for 3 Mora extra you get iced green tea and Japchae with Vegetables on the side.
Last edited by Greater Liyue on Tue Jul 20, 2021 2:52 pm, edited 2 times in total.

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The Hazar Amisnery
Envoy
 
Posts: 268
Founded: Oct 26, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Hazar Amisnery » Tue Jul 20, 2021 2:53 pm

Item 13: A loaf of bread for AU$5
Last edited by The Hazar Amisnery on Tue Jul 20, 2021 2:54 pm, edited 1 time in total.
WA Delegate of The European Commowealth of Nations
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My lieblingsfach is multimedia
My geburtstag is November
I'm currently in my 7th lockdown

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Vikanias
Diplomat
 
Posts: 655
Founded: May 01, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Vikanias » Wed Jul 21, 2021 2:16 am

Item 14: Death (your soul)
AAAAA IM ON FIRE!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE READING THIS SIG COME HELP ME FOR GODS SAKE AAAAAAA!!!!!!

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The Turlesz
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Turlesz » Wed Jul 21, 2021 2:26 am

Item 15: turtle for 7 turtles

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Colligny
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Jul 15, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Colligny » Wed Jul 21, 2021 2:29 am

Item 15: item 15 for 15 item 1s
The Republic of Colligny is A French-Majority Conservative Calvinist Huguenot Nation that Owns Most of French Louisiana.
|President: Pierre Guilson (Yes, He's dead now, My nation is set in the 19th Century)| What Year is it?: 1833|
News:After the Colignian Declaration of war on Mexico, the Colignian army has began Pushing into mexico via Acadiana, to get more land inbetween the capital of New Orleans and the border. Mexico's push into Coleurouge Stagnates, Colignians hold the Line.

Doesn't Represent my IRL views. Bro, Colligny is a Racist 19th Century Nation led by a Racist Pro-Slaver. Did you really think it represented my Views?

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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 538
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Goraria » Wed Jul 21, 2021 9:16 am

Item 16: inflation ($30000000 Venezuelan Bolívars)
WIP Overview
Btw I don’t use NS stats. And also a big fan of Polandballs.
You might find me in forum 7. I also have no other social media because I suck. About the OOC thing, yeah no I’d rather keep that private. He/Him btw

Ninja’d

News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. Due to the weather being extremely outdated we have disabled the weather forecast for all nations in NationStates and only let the citizens see it. One peep in the IDSF region and there’s stuff everywhere.

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Vikanias
Diplomat
 
Posts: 655
Founded: May 01, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Vikanias » Wed Jul 21, 2021 3:41 pm

Item 17: 17 item 17’s
AAAAA IM ON FIRE!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE READING THIS SIG COME HELP ME FOR GODS SAKE AAAAAAA!!!!!!

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Keira
Diplomat
 
Posts: 633
Founded: Oct 08, 2018
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Keira » Wed Jul 21, 2021 3:55 pm

Item 18: myself, price is negotiable.
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Social Liberalism - Keynesianism - Technoliberalism
Wiki | Map | President | Factbooks

About me | she / they | Progressive & Pragmatic Social Democrat | Prussian Lithuanian in UK | No game stats | Dark theme | ex-DOS
Main: Helvena | Other puppets: Ygria Osttera

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Cristali
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Posts: 3
Founded: Mar 07, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cristali » Wed Jul 21, 2021 5:25 pm

Collgny's post shill be item 19 now

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Blackhawk Realm
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Feb 13, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Blackhawk Realm » Wed Jul 21, 2021 6:12 pm

item 20: a cup holding obama's last name
- Blackhawk Realm / Schwarzhabichtreich / Faucon-noir Royaume / Zwarte-havik Rijk / Sort-høg Rige -

A nation in an alternative Earth with different and varying degrees of similarity to nations that exist now and existed in OTL, the Blackhawk Realm attempts to cement itself as a world power under fascism (for now, all of the time, but potentially some time in the future, most of the time).
Depending on the timeline, the Blackhawk Realm is either only existent in the history books, exists as a blemish on Earth, or is the only blemish on Earth.

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The Hazar Amisnery
Envoy
 
Posts: 268
Founded: Oct 26, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Hazar Amisnery » Wed Jul 21, 2021 6:16 pm

item 21: a cup holding obama's first name
WA Delegate of The European Commowealth of Nations
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My lieblingsfach is multimedia
My geburtstag is November
I'm currently in my 7th lockdown

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