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Esekistan
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 63
Founded: Jul 01, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Baby

Postby Esekistan » Wed Jul 14, 2021 7:52 pm

You guys already know the concept, here we go


Baby is born to an alcoholic and a housewife in 1922. He is male.
The Democratic Free People's Socialist Federative Republic of Esekistan
(JOIN TODAY!) Founder of The Sixth International
General-Secretary Tursunbay Beshimov
Update Channel
Generally just a bumfickle
Esekistan is basically the polar opposite of my views
Don't take anything I say seriously, just ask literally anyone on F7
Chicken is nice, ig


Links
OOC: Who Am I?
More Coming Soon! (Maybe?)


RP Characters
Mayor Frank Polizzi (Welcome to Springfield)
Various RPs involving General-Secretary Tursunbay Beshimov

OP of Welcome to Springfield (WS) RP

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Vikanias
Diplomat
 
Posts: 921
Founded: May 01, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Vikanias » Wed Jul 14, 2021 7:54 pm

Baby eats his mother’s fingers off
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AAAAA IM ON FIRE!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE READING THIS SIG COME HELP ME FOR GODS SAKE AAAAAAA!!!!!!


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(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

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Hellscapia
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: May 05, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Hellscapia » Wed Jul 14, 2021 7:55 pm

Baby wishes people would stop making these unoriginal threads

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Lescaaris
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 55
Founded: Jul 03, 2021
Anarchy

Postby Lescaaris » Wed Jul 14, 2021 7:56 pm

Baby proceeds to touch a computer, randomly gaining knowledge on how to type and read. Makes another unoriginal F7 thread after creating an NS account.
Lescaaris, a progressive democratic-diarchic merchant republic in the near-future "post-post-apocalyptic" America, where society is rebuilt and new nation-states have been created while the United States government is nowhere to be found (I doubt the setting is really important and relevant though). Famous for European architecture, EDM, nightclubs, civil liberties, job opportunities, and trade fairs.

(To get a general theme-idea, Lescaarch culture is a combination of Dutch, Italian, Belgian, Monégasque, and French cultures.)


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Drew Durrnil
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1619
Founded: Apr 30, 2020
Anarchy

Postby Drew Durrnil » Wed Jul 14, 2021 7:57 pm

Baby finds his father's drug stash and proceeds to overdose on cocaine. He then dies from the overdose.


New baby:
Nantoraka wrote:
The Nantorakan government would like to express their concerns about all the pedophiles lurking in this market. There's so much grease and body oil in the offers being made, that you could fry chicken in it. We strongly advise wearing a mask when making deals because the strong smell of kid-diddler permeates the air like a dead, fermenting animal.

Tarsonis wrote:Translation: "Notice me Senpai Donaldsan"

News: Former Elite President Pæta Marlín joins the cult of Yahlia, calling it his "sexual and spiritual awakening".

Proud title holder of "Most nations rickrolled on this site".

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Vikanias
Diplomat
 
Posts: 921
Founded: May 01, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Vikanias » Wed Jul 14, 2021 7:57 pm

Baby goes into space
AAAAA IM ON FIRE!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE READING THIS SIG COME HELP ME FOR GODS SAKE AAAAAAA!!!!!!


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(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

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Kombinita Socialisma Demokratio
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Posts: 1064
Founded: Apr 14, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Kombinita Socialisma Demokratio » Wed Jul 14, 2021 7:58 pm

Baby dies due to exposure to extremes such as vacuum and temperature.

New baby
❤Pro: Immigration, gun control, demilitarization, internationalism, socialism, direct democracy, disestablishmentarianism, feminism, open boarders, unity, peace, pacifism, vegetarianism, and lbgt+
Anti: Unfair wages/capitalism, war, military, violence, hate, ignorance, weapons, racism, imperialism, patriotism, nationalism, fascism, nativism, violent protest, ANTIFA, USA, and sexism
Collectivism score: 100
Authoritarianism score: 50
Internationalism score: 33
Tribalism score: -100
Liberalism score: 83
I apologize for all the hate and violence that has been caused and will be caused by humanity.
More detailed flag and Seal
[☮] and [_✯_] ☭
Kune ni sukcesos egale
Together we prosper equally

Вместе мы процветать в равной степени

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The Champions League
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 449
Founded: Jul 12, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Champions League » Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:01 pm

Baby is part of Tribe

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Free Rosabell
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 22
Founded: Oct 22, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Free Rosabell » Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:06 pm

Baby ate the tribal initiation fruit given by the Tribe
When Life Gives You Crap, Flush It Away

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Vikanias
Diplomat
 
Posts: 921
Founded: May 01, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Vikanias » Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:22 pm

Baby eats a rock and chokes,

New baby
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AAAAA IM ON FIRE!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE READING THIS SIG COME HELP ME FOR GODS SAKE AAAAAAA!!!!!!


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(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

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The Champions League
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 449
Founded: Jul 12, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Champions League » Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:29 pm

Baby's father is Man

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Narland
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Posts: 1372
Founded: Apr 19, 2013
Anarchy

Postby Narland » Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:33 pm

Baby is resident of Planet.
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Free Rosabell
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 22
Founded: Oct 22, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Free Rosabell » Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:35 pm

Baby's planet is orbiting Star
When Life Gives You Crap, Flush It Away

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Deblar
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1778
Founded: Jan 28, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Deblar » Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:37 pm

Star, for some reason, explodes in a supernova.

New baby
Free Ravensburg wrote:I miss Club Penguin.
Ed Asner
1929-2021
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Republic of Deblar
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Member of:
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Embassy Program
SapplyValues Results cuz why not

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The Champions League
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 449
Founded: Jul 12, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Champions League » Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:40 pm

Baby is disappointed that the crossover ended abruptly

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Lescaaris
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 55
Founded: Jul 03, 2021
Anarchy

Postby Lescaaris » Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:45 pm

Baby tries to find out how to deal with an alien invasion
Lescaaris, a progressive democratic-diarchic merchant republic in the near-future "post-post-apocalyptic" America, where society is rebuilt and new nation-states have been created while the United States government is nowhere to be found (I doubt the setting is really important and relevant though). Famous for European architecture, EDM, nightclubs, civil liberties, job opportunities, and trade fairs.

(To get a general theme-idea, Lescaarch culture is a combination of Dutch, Italian, Belgian, Monégasque, and French cultures.)


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Free Rosabell
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 22
Founded: Oct 22, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Free Rosabell » Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:46 pm

Baby opens a portal connecting this thread with other threads in F7
When Life Gives You Crap, Flush It Away

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Middle Barael
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 428
Founded: Apr 24, 2020
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Middle Barael » Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:52 pm

Baby enters the NS Tower
Pro: Environmentalism, fighting climate change, social democracy, police reform, LGBTQ rights, abortions, separation of church and state, democracy, assault weapon ban, proportional representation, multi-party states, Two-State Solution, Israel AND Palestine, pacifism, immigration, Anti-Racism, NHS-type Healthcare, culture, science, multiculturalism, UN, EU

Anti: Environmental destruction, fossil fuels, Trump, Laissez-faire economy, communism, far-right, homophobia, “Pro-Life”, dictatorships, one/two-party systems, guns, Netanyahu, Israeli settlements, Hamas, Jihadism, war, racism, anti-immigration, nationalism, fascism, chauvinism,


8Values
Social: Very Progressive
Economic: Social
Hierarchical: Liberal
Foreign: Internationalist

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The Imagination Animals
Diplomat
 
Posts: 766
Founded: Mar 27, 2020
Moralistic Democracy

Postby The Imagination Animals » Thu Jul 15, 2021 10:44 am

Baby starts to wonder off in the middle of the NS Tower
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NEWS :: The Final Debate between Presidential candidates Hamad bin Ahmad Al Meskin of the Theocratic Party and Porkchop Funnie of the Anthro Party are commencing, being the final stage of the entire election in Crossoveria | Former President Rostam Ergodan Turure appears on the debating stage to moderate the debate between the two Presidential Candidtaes

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Penguinya
Envoy
 
Posts: 219
Founded: Jan 25, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Penguinya » Thu Jul 15, 2021 10:49 am

Baby begins to question why there are so many of these useless, unoriginal threads.
I use NS stats because the Pacific has a guidebook.
I’m Penguinya, a nation which is themed off of penguins, but we have humans too and aims to build a big military. It's just hard to answer issues correctly sometimes...

Kathol Rift wrote:No, it shouldn’t be renamed. George Washington was the first President, and without his leadership, this country probably wouldn’t exist today. I’m not saying he was all sunshine and rainbows, but we can’t just ignore history in favor of political correctness.

Hey, I'm Penguinya, a dude residing in Canuckland. Penguinya mostly doesn’t represent my RL views.

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Pan-European State
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 397
Founded: Jul 14, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Pan-European State » Thu Jul 15, 2021 10:50 am

Baby enters man's dimension.

Alliances
UDAF
EAO
UCA

RPs

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Pan-European States
RP Year: 2030s/Post Modern Tech
The Cold War went hot, Europe banded together in the aftermath and rebuilt.
Flag with animated character for Internet points, give me points!
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The Tsunterlands
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 45
Founded: Mar 23, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby The Tsunterlands » Thu Jul 15, 2021 10:53 am

Baby sells their life story to Disney
The Tsunterlands is a colloquial name. The formal name is the
Cooperative Tsunter Republic (CTR)

Historically a pirate utopia. We have beautiful coasts, mountains, jungles and less beautiful feuding clans.

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North Cromch
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 140
Founded: Apr 22, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby North Cromch » Thu Jul 15, 2021 11:16 am

Disney trademarks Baby life story, Baby starts a civil war

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Jarvikan
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 448
Founded: Dec 24, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Jarvikan » Thu Jul 15, 2021 11:34 am

Baby dies from an artillery strike.

New baby is Dalai Lama in exile
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Apocalyst Italy
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jul 09, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Apocalyst Italy » Thu Jul 15, 2021 11:35 am

Baby is hunted down.
The most environmentally conscious genocidal regime you've ever seen!

HUMANITY IS A SCOURGE ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH.
SHE CAN ONLY BE HEALED BY TOTAL ELIMINATION OF THE SPECIES.

Italy went mad and decided that the only
way to save the world is to kill everyone.
Main is Vladilan.

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