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Nooooooooooooooo
Diplomat
 
Posts: 744
Founded: Oct 18, 2017
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Nooooooooooooooo » Fri Jul 02, 2021 1:10 am

The Giants are bad
They lost to the Diamondbacks
Who are like the worst

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Keira
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Posts: 208
Founded: Oct 08, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Keira » Fri Jul 02, 2021 4:19 am

Thank you to Jacksfilms
For teaching how to haiku
Now it's so easy
⠀⠀⠀Federation⠀ of ⠀Keira⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Social Liberalism - Keynesianism - Technoliberalism
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Gondwandwa
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Jun 28, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Gondwandwa » Fri Jul 02, 2021 4:23 am

yo mama big gay
june's her favourite month of the year
so like, take that lol
THE REPUBLIC OF GONDWANDWA
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Gondwandwa is a Country in Southern Africa That was Created by Colonialism. It is a particularly horrid case of Colonialism, as the land it owns Follows no Ethnic Boundaries at all, so there are many rebels, separatists, and Plenty of Political Strife.
Twetsu Rebellion: TPDF's Leader Killed, though Twetsu Rebellion continues to capture more Territory | 450 Twetsu Rebels Killed | Up to 830 Government Soldiers dead
Other News: Gondwandwans are getting buried with their national flag, to show god "They've already been to Hell once, they cant go there again"

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Esthe
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Posts: 338
Founded: Feb 21, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Esthe » Fri Jul 02, 2021 4:26 am

I am so evil*
I kick puppies in the nose
I like doing it

* do not believe anything he says
I cannot take any music later than 1980, with a few exceptions.

I’m at the right end of the center-left. You could potentially call me a neocon, because when I bite, I bite down hard.

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Pro: Nature, Biden, equality, optimism
Anti: Corruption, racism, Trump, Nazis, overt pessimism
#FreeRojava


Resident NS proghead.

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Keira
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Posts: 208
Founded: Oct 08, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Keira » Fri Jul 02, 2021 5:27 am

Gondwandwa wrote:june's her favourite month of the year

That's eight syllables
You failed such a simple task
Teacher spanks you now
⠀⠀⠀Federation⠀ of ⠀Keira⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Social Liberalism - Keynesianism - Technoliberalism
Wiki | Map | President | Factbooks

About me | she / they | Progressive & Pragmatic Social Democrat | Prussian Lithuanian in UK | No game stats | Dark theme | ex-DOS
Main: Helvena | Other puppets: Ygria Osttera

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Gondwandwa
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Jun 28, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Gondwandwa » Fri Jul 02, 2021 5:28 am

Keira wrote:
Gondwandwa wrote:june's her favourite month of the year

That's eight syllables
You failed such a simple task
Teacher spanks you now

Yup, because it's the worst Ever Haiku.
THE REPUBLIC OF GONDWANDWA
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Gondwandwa is a Country in Southern Africa That was Created by Colonialism. It is a particularly horrid case of Colonialism, as the land it owns Follows no Ethnic Boundaries at all, so there are many rebels, separatists, and Plenty of Political Strife.
Twetsu Rebellion: TPDF's Leader Killed, though Twetsu Rebellion continues to capture more Territory | 450 Twetsu Rebels Killed | Up to 830 Government Soldiers dead
Other News: Gondwandwans are getting buried with their national flag, to show god "They've already been to Hell once, they cant go there again"

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Sarzonia
Negotiator
 
Posts: 7107
Founded: Mar 22, 2004
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Sarzonia » Fri Jul 02, 2021 5:30 am

Haikus are often
An impossible mission
And too much effort
Former WLC President. Member of the WBC Council, the IBO Committee and the WCoH Federation. He/him/his.
World Cup 22; World Baseball Classic 18; Di Bradini Cup 8 (U21 World Cup 29); World Bowl XI & XIV; FHWC 15 & 18; Quidditch World Cup 9 & 11; NS World Cup of Masters; Wonder Cup: Back From The Stars; World Indoor Soccer Championship I; Aussie Rules Football World Cup I & III; World Softball Classic I; AOCAF XII & XXIX; Gold Coast Basketball Tournament; AOLC 3; Handball World Cup 23; 3-time Draggonnii Inviyatii champions; 4-time IBC champions; 5-time Scott Cup and 6-time WLC champions.
First nation to win NSWC grand slam (Baptism of Fire Cup 3; Cup of Harmony 10; World Cup 22; AOCAF XII and XXIX). NSWC Hall of Fame
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Mestovakia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 658
Founded: Mar 10, 2013
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Mestovakia » Fri Jul 02, 2021 5:34 am

I can't make one work
I'm not philosophical
And this one shows why

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Saint Kanye
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Posts: 1566
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Saint Kanye » Fri Jul 02, 2021 5:50 am

Never gonna give
You up, or let you down, or
Even desert you
Glorious Free Republic Motorsports (NSSCRA Main Tier)
3 Sage Caldwell | 18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks with Max Gannon (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Daryl Calhoun (S10 Runner-up) | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev


Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
NSSCRA 10

Bronze:
IBC 19

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Keira
Envoy
 
Posts: 208
Founded: Oct 08, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Keira » Fri Jul 02, 2021 12:21 pm

Batai buvo du
Lietuviška klasika
Dingo nerandu
⠀⠀⠀Federation⠀ of ⠀Keira⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Social Liberalism - Keynesianism - Technoliberalism
Wiki | Map | President | Factbooks

About me | she / they | Progressive & Pragmatic Social Democrat | Prussian Lithuanian in UK | No game stats | Dark theme | ex-DOS
Main: Helvena | Other puppets: Ygria Osttera

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Drew Durrnil
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Posts: 1559
Founded: Apr 30, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Drew Durrnil » Fri Jul 02, 2021 12:22 pm

uwu and owo
uwu uwu and owo
owo and uwu
Nantoraka wrote:
The Nantorakan government would like to express their concerns about all the pedophiles lurking in this market. There's so much grease and body oil in the offers being made, that you could fry chicken in it. We strongly advise wearing a mask when making deals because the strong smell of kid-diddler permeates the air like a dead, fermenting animal.

Tarsonis wrote:Translation: "Notice me Senpai Donaldsan"

News: Former Elite President Pæta Marlín joins the cult of Yahlia, calling it his "sexual and spiritual awakening".

Join my Murder Mystery RP: viewtopic.php?f=31&t=507321

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Drew Durrnil
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Posts: 1559
Founded: Apr 30, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Drew Durrnil » Fri Jul 02, 2021 12:27 pm

thomas the train is
stalking me creepily and
please help me please help
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Nantoraka wrote:
The Nantorakan government would like to express their concerns about all the pedophiles lurking in this market. There's so much grease and body oil in the offers being made, that you could fry chicken in it. We strongly advise wearing a mask when making deals because the strong smell of kid-diddler permeates the air like a dead, fermenting animal.

Tarsonis wrote:Translation: "Notice me Senpai Donaldsan"

News: Former Elite President Pæta Marlín joins the cult of Yahlia, calling it his "sexual and spiritual awakening".

Join my Murder Mystery RP: viewtopic.php?f=31&t=507321

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Nooooooooooooooo
Diplomat
 
Posts: 744
Founded: Oct 18, 2017
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Nooooooooooooooo » Fri Jul 02, 2021 12:30 pm

Sori is deflate!!
What you gonna do 'bout it
He is a bad man

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Greater Zeritae
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 13
Founded: Apr 03, 2018
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Greater Zeritae » Fri Jul 02, 2021 12:36 pm

roses are red and
violets are blue therefore
i will annex you
-X- In union and in strength, all are equal.-X-

The Social Autocracy of Greater Zeritae

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Quclington
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: May 23, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Quclington » Fri Jul 02, 2021 12:38 pm

I cannot think
Of an actually funny
Bad haiku

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Asouzu
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 22
Founded: May 06, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Asouzu » Fri Jul 02, 2021 1:38 pm

Where is the land here?
Clearly, repeating land road
A road to epic
- My Old Signature, Archived as a Reminder of My First Days Here -
じゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱんじゃぱん

- My Current Signature -
Asо̄zu-Fūkei・The Scenery of Asо̄zu・浅水風景
  • My personal political beliefs, with a dose of Edo to Heisei Japanese aesthetics.
  • Asо̄zu is located on a planet that isn't Earth, and most, if not all countries on said planet are counterparts to other real life nations. I might write a factbook later on the planet's cosmology.
  • Technology-wise, Earth's 1000 AD is 0 TY in this universe. HY predates TY.
  • As an homage to the Civilization game series, Asо̄zu's leader will not be the one during the present day, but rather a leader from Asо̄zuan history.
  • The "Asо̄zuan language" is literally just Japanese with a different name.

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Elejamie
Minister
 
Posts: 3166
Founded: Jan 31, 2009
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Elejamie » Fri Jul 02, 2021 1:41 pm

I can't write haikus
I can't do five-seven-five
Wait a minute... oh...
Elejamie (English); Elejamia (Spanish); Elejam (Iyilim) - Denonym: Elejamian - Pronounced (English): Eh-leh-jah-meh
I INTRODUCED THE NS SPORTS COMMUNITY TO URINATINGTREE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS SIGNATURE

OOC: Miserable opinionated hipster.
SISU OUT!

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Destructive Government Economic System
Minister
 
Posts: 3329
Founded: Jun 15, 2017
Corporate Police State

Postby Destructive Government Economic System » Fri Jul 02, 2021 1:41 pm

My disappointment
is immeasurable and
my day is ruined


Image
"All I wish is to see the world burn."
-The Great Uniter and Beast of the DGES
(By the way, the DGES is a servant to DEAREST LEADER of Psychotic Dictatorships.)
Just your typical guy who wants to have fun. Don't take this nation seriously,
ever.
I DO NOT use NS stats!
Keshiland literally wrote:I would give it a no. A country that lies about how free, or how great, or how humanitarian it is can never be developed. Example, NK lies and says they are democratic and are not, the US lies and says we are free yet we incarcerate millions for a medical plant. See we are basically a larger more populated North Korea.

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Esthe
Envoy
 
Posts: 338
Founded: Feb 21, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Esthe » Fri Jul 02, 2021 1:42 pm

El Dorado sounds
So neat I want to go there
It sounds like a blast
I cannot take any music later than 1980, with a few exceptions.

I’m at the right end of the center-left. You could potentially call me a neocon, because when I bite, I bite down hard.

Sapply value results: https://sapplyvalues.github.io/results.html?right=-2.00&auth=-2.00&prog=4.06
Pro: Nature, Biden, equality, optimism
Anti: Corruption, racism, Trump, Nazis, overt pessimism
#FreeRojava


Resident NS proghead.

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Saint Kanye
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1566
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Saint Kanye » Fri Jul 02, 2021 7:16 pm

You are my fi-re
The one desi-re, believe
I want it that way
Glorious Free Republic Motorsports (NSSCRA Main Tier)
3 Sage Caldwell | 18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks with Max Gannon (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Daryl Calhoun (S10 Runner-up) | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev


Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
NSSCRA 10

Bronze:
IBC 19

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Piste-Land
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 487
Founded: Aug 30, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Piste-Land » Sat Jul 03, 2021 7:50 am

Whenever Ross comes,
Even peaceful gatherings
Turn into bloodbaths.


(Source)
-- The Republic of Goldonia --
-- An island nation on the planet of Equinox that maintains a non-aligned stance in international affairs. -- Lore is currently being rewritten. -- We're (physically identical to) humans. --
-- Overview -- President -- Retconned Factbooks -- (OOC) The F7 Choir! -- IC Flag -- (CLOSED/READ-ONLY) NSPoliteia Index -- (OOC) Other Nations
-- Tech Level: MT -- NS Stats Used: Take a wild guess. -- Alastair is a Stickmin. --

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Voxija
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1331
Founded: Jan 17, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Voxija » Sat Jul 03, 2021 9:37 am

Your writing is bad
Please retcon all your factbooks
Durn summerposters.
The Republic of Voxija (pronounced: Voshiya)
I'm female.
Some weird Jew. Trying to learn French and failing. An American who wishes the US would switch to the metric system. Part of a giant conspiracy. Secret pyromaniac? I will never make an OOC factbook!

my politics are confused and muddled
Most of my grammar errors are on purpose. Sppeling errors, tho...
I'd rather be fishing. | Author of Issues 1324 and 1346.
Generic MT liberal democracy Meh. | I think that by now I've created more lore for my nation than most real-world nations have.
Disclaimer: the views of my characters do not necessarily represent the views of the author.

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Saint Kanye
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1566
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Saint Kanye » Sat Jul 03, 2021 9:41 am

I am so ronery
And sadry arone
Oh, poor rittre me
Glorious Free Republic Motorsports (NSSCRA Main Tier)
3 Sage Caldwell | 18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks with Max Gannon (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Daryl Calhoun (S10 Runner-up) | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev


Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
NSSCRA 10

Bronze:
IBC 19

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Ellbonnia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 379
Founded: Sep 26, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Ellbonnia » Sat Jul 03, 2021 9:45 am

I just heard something
There's scratching noises right there
What the hell is that-

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