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Northumbrian Special Forces man seeks wife (OOC/sign-ups)

Postby Ideal Britain » Fri Jun 18, 2021 11:56 am

Abdullah Muhammad Wazir (age: 28), Northumbrian Special Forces sniper, millionaire business-owner and suspected gangster
(OOC: the suspicion is correct) is looking for a wife.


Requirements:

- 18-25

- attractive in appearance

- South Asian

- Not employed by the British government.

- Not a slut

(OOC: none of this is actionable, see viewtopic.php?f=16&t=504045)
Application:
Full name:
Age:
Current occupation (if applicable):
Former occupation(s):
Appearance (image or describe):
Political views (if applicable):
Personality (describe):
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An MT alt-history Britain.
Due to events linked to the Northumbrian War and rising Islamophobia after Sikandar Khan’s premiership, this nation’s current government does not represent my views (despite it’s name).
Year: 2022

British mixed-race (white and South Asian) Muslim Pashtun, advocate of Islamic unity,
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Postby Nationalist Northumbria » Fri Jun 18, 2021 3:52 pm

Since you asked:

Full name: Amina Shah
Age: 22
Current occupation (if applicable): Political adviser
Former occupation(s): Alvin Ashleigh's mistress
Appearance (image or describe): Womanly
Political views (if applicable): Centre-left
Personality (describe): Energetic and personable
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Postby Ideal Britain » Fri Jun 18, 2021 4:28 pm

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:Since you asked:

Full name: Amina Shah
Age: 22
Current occupation (if applicable): Political adviser
Former occupation(s): Alvin Ashleigh's mistress
Appearance (image or describe): Womanly
Political views (if applicable): Centre-left
Personality (describe): Energetic and personable

Accepted
An MT alt-history Britain.
Due to events linked to the Northumbrian War and rising Islamophobia after Sikandar Khan’s premiership, this nation’s current government does not represent my views (despite it’s name).
Year: 2022

British mixed-race (white and South Asian) Muslim Pashtun, advocate of Islamic unity,
Not a racist.

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Postby Polish Prussian Commonwealth » Sat Jun 19, 2021 9:22 am

...again?
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Postby Ideal Britain » Sat Jun 19, 2021 12:57 pm

Polish Prussian Commonwealth wrote:...again?

Getting married is a frequent occurrence in real life.
An MT alt-history Britain.
Due to events linked to the Northumbrian War and rising Islamophobia after Sikandar Khan’s premiership, this nation’s current government does not represent my views (despite it’s name).
Year: 2022

British mixed-race (white and South Asian) Muslim Pashtun, advocate of Islamic unity,
Not a racist.

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Postby The Islamic Caliphate of the Balkans » Sun Jun 20, 2021 8:22 am

Full name: Layla Al Abdah
Age:18
Current occupation (if applicable): Slave of the Sultan Caliph of The Sultanate of the Islamic Caliphate of the Balkans, Qadir Al Islami Al Andalusi Al Sheikh ul Islam Al Sultan Al Khalifah.
Former occupation(s): Has been a slave since she was born, as she was given birth by another female slave.
Appearance (image or describe): 150cms. Black eyes. Long and slightly curly hair till her waist, tanned.

Political views (if applicable): She doesn't know what politics are, only absolute power. She doesn't know to read or to write.

Personality (describe): Submissive but passionated at the same time.

The Sultan Caliph would like to kindly remind you about what was said in the last telegram.
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Postby Ideal Britain » Sun Jun 20, 2021 10:05 am

The Islamic Caliphate of the Balkans wrote:Full name: Layla Al Abdah
Age:18
Current occupation (if applicable): Slave of the Sultan Caliph of The Sultanate of the Islamic Caliphate of the Balkans, Qadir Al Islami Al Andalusi Al Sheikh ul Islam Al Sultan Al Khalifah.
Former occupation(s): Has been a slave since she was born, as she was given birth by another female slave.
Appearance (image or describe): 50cms. Black eyes. Long and slightly curly hair till her waist, tanned.

Political views (if applicable): She doesn't know what politics are, only absolute power. She doesn't know to read or to write.

Personality (describe): Submissive but passionated at the same time.

The Sultan Caliph would like to kindly remind you about what was said in the last telegram.

What did you say in the last TG again?
An MT alt-history Britain.
Due to events linked to the Northumbrian War and rising Islamophobia after Sikandar Khan’s premiership, this nation’s current government does not represent my views (despite it’s name).
Year: 2022

British mixed-race (white and South Asian) Muslim Pashtun, advocate of Islamic unity,
Not a racist.

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Postby Ideal Britain » Sun Jun 20, 2021 10:06 am

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:Since you asked:

Full name: Amina Shah
Age: 22
Current occupation (if applicable): Political adviser
Former occupation(s): Alvin Ashleigh's mistress
Appearance (image or describe): Womanly
Political views (if applicable): Centre-left
Personality (describe): Energetic and personable


Can Northumbrian soldiers bring their girlfriends on deployment to the occupied territories?
An MT alt-history Britain.
Due to events linked to the Northumbrian War and rising Islamophobia after Sikandar Khan’s premiership, this nation’s current government does not represent my views (despite it’s name).
Year: 2022

British mixed-race (white and South Asian) Muslim Pashtun, advocate of Islamic unity,
Not a racist.

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Postby Nationalist Northumbria » Sun Jun 20, 2021 11:23 am

Ideal Britain wrote:
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:Since you asked:

Full name: Amina Shah
Age: 22
Current occupation (if applicable): Political adviser
Former occupation(s): Alvin Ashleigh's mistress
Appearance (image or describe): Womanly
Political views (if applicable): Centre-left
Personality (describe): Energetic and personable


Can Northumbrian soldiers bring their girlfriends on deployment to the occupied territories?

No?
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I congratulate you both on creating a thread that is actually qualitatively worse than Twilight: Breaking Dawn.
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Postby Ideal Britain » Sun Jun 20, 2021 11:25 am

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:
Ideal Britain wrote:
Can Northumbrian soldiers bring their girlfriends on deployment to the occupied territories?

No?

Ok. Would Abdullah M.Wazir be given leave?

He fought in the war that’s recently over and wants time with his girlfriend.
An MT alt-history Britain.
Due to events linked to the Northumbrian War and rising Islamophobia after Sikandar Khan’s premiership, this nation’s current government does not represent my views (despite it’s name).
Year: 2022

British mixed-race (white and South Asian) Muslim Pashtun, advocate of Islamic unity,
Not a racist.

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Postby Nationalist Northumbria » Sun Jun 20, 2021 11:30 am

Ideal Britain wrote:
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:No?

Ok. Would Abdullah M.Wazir be given leave?

He fought in the war that’s recently over and wants time with his girlfriend.

Yes.
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I congratulate you both on creating a thread that is actually qualitatively worse than Twilight: Breaking Dawn.
Because what? No reason? Exactly. Please reply.

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Postby The Islamic Caliphate of the Balkans » Sun Jun 20, 2021 4:16 pm

Ideal Britain wrote:
The Islamic Caliphate of the Balkans wrote:Full name: Layla Al Abdah
Age:18
Current occupation (if applicable): Slave of the Sultan Caliph of The Sultanate of the Islamic Caliphate of the Balkans, Qadir Al Islami Al Andalusi Al Sheikh ul Islam Al Sultan Al Khalifah.
Former occupation(s): Has been a slave since she was born, as she was given birth by another female slave.
Appearance (image or describe): 150cms. Black eyes. Long and slightly curly hair till her waist, tanned.

Political views (if applicable): She doesn't know what politics are, only absolute power. She doesn't know to read or to write.

Personality (describe): Submissive but passionated at the same time.

The Sultan Caliph would like to kindly remind you about what was said in the last telegram.

What did you say in the last TG again?


Sorry, 150cms.

What we were talking about. But I may consider the negotiations closed if you want.

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Postby Ideal Britain » Sun Jun 20, 2021 5:58 pm

The Islamic Caliphate of the Balkans wrote:
Ideal Britain wrote:What did you say in the last TG again?


Sorry, 150cms.

What we were talking about. But I may consider the negotiations closed if you want.

can you send me the TG again please?
Last edited by Ideal Britain on Mon Jun 21, 2021 6:16 am, edited 1 time in total.
An MT alt-history Britain.
Due to events linked to the Northumbrian War and rising Islamophobia after Sikandar Khan’s premiership, this nation’s current government does not represent my views (despite it’s name).
Year: 2022

British mixed-race (white and South Asian) Muslim Pashtun, advocate of Islamic unity,
Not a racist.

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Postby The Islamic Caliphate of the Balkans » Mon Jun 21, 2021 11:02 am

Done, my brother.

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Ideal Britain
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Postby Ideal Britain » Mon Jun 21, 2021 12:48 pm

If The Republic of Northumbria isn’t going to deploy their special forces for a while would they let some of them leave and go into Northumbrian Nationalist politics?
An MT alt-history Britain.
Due to events linked to the Northumbrian War and rising Islamophobia after Sikandar Khan’s premiership, this nation’s current government does not represent my views (despite it’s name).
Year: 2022

British mixed-race (white and South Asian) Muslim Pashtun, advocate of Islamic unity,
Not a racist.

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Postby Nationalist Northumbria » Mon Jun 21, 2021 1:53 pm

Ideal Britain wrote:If The Republic of Northumbria isn’t going to deploy their special forces for a while would they let some of them leave and go into Northumbrian Nationalist politics?

for a while =/= ever
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I congratulate you both on creating a thread that is actually qualitatively worse than Twilight: Breaking Dawn.
Because what? No reason? Exactly. Please reply.

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Postby Fahran » Mon Jun 21, 2021 2:56 pm

Full name: Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar, known professionally as Cardi B.

Age: 25 (She's actually 28, but she lied about her age on the application. Cause she wants that clout.)

Current occupation (if applicable): Rapper, Songwriter, and Role Model to the Children

Former occupation(s): Belcalis previously worked at a local deli before branching out into stripping and working as an escort. During this time, she engaged in minor crimes such as theft and prostitution. Her career trajectory underwent a substantial change following her breakout performance on a small television show, allowing her to pursue her true passion of making hip-hop albums.

Appearance (image or describe): She's literally Cardi B except she's of South Asian heritage by the magic of Fahrani shenanigans.

Political views (if applicable): She supports social justice and the uplifting of persecuted and dispossessed minorities.

Personality (describe): She has been described as lively, open-minded, liberated, and willing to speak her mind. She's outgoing and enjoys parties and clubbing. Her detractors have described her as loud, toxic, and super duper slutty. But they're just hating.

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Postby Nationalist Northumbria » Tue Jun 22, 2021 3:46 am

Sadly, Abdullah Muhammad Wazir is killed in a roadside bomb explosion while travelling through North Yorkshire. Ashleigh promises to hunt down the terrorists responsible.
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I congratulate you both on creating a thread that is actually qualitatively worse than Twilight: Breaking Dawn.
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Postby The Islamic Caliphate of the Balkans » Wed Jun 23, 2021 1:47 pm

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