[description]Seeds from the rare endangered species of Stifuonis stonkis has spread from a nearby nation via jet streams after a greenhouse fire. Your advisors have come to you with some bad news. The plant stinks to high heaven and is driving people away! The police won't go near them and the local botanists won't cut it down due to it being an "endangered species". Both sides of the party have come to you with their arguments.
Validity: All nations
Option 1
"You know, I had to leave my house and take my children out of school to go live with my aunt. My aunt!" shouts @@RANDOMNAME@@, a local from where the plant sprouted up. "Please help us @@LEADER@@, order these botanists to cut it down right this instant! Sure it's endangered, but life will go on. Well, maybe not for it."
Validity: All nations
effect: no plants are allowed into the country without an extensive smell test
Option 2 "@@LEADER@@, please don't do this, this plant is one of a kind!" exclaims @@RANDOMNAME@@, a botanist who lives in the town. "Destroying it is helping murder an entire species. We have been trying to get it to grow outside of greenhouses for years and even though have barely worked. Now that it's finally growing, you have to let it stay. If people don't like it then they should just leave, at least until we can figure out what makes it grow."
Validity: All Nations
Effect: local towns have had their population halved for the time being
Option 3 Just then, @@RANDOMNAME@@, your crazy Minister of the Environment bursts into the room out of breath. "He.....he has a point, we have been trying to get this plant to grow for years with no continuous success. The soil here is perfect. We have to spread the plant around, we just can't let this species die out. Especially if we can save it. I don't care if people don't like the smell, supply them with noseplugs or something. Just save the plant." He proceeds to collapse on the ground.
Validity: All nations
effect: more and more people are moving to urban areas to escape the foul smell
Option 4 "You know, if this plant is really as foul-smelling as these people make it up to be, we should totally use this in our military," suggests @@RANDOMNAME@@, your head military strategist. "They are all-natural so we won't be hurting the environment, and they don't last long, as evident by it not being able to grow well in different climates. I vote we use this to strengthen our military might. You have to think outside the box. Outside the pot, if I dare say."
Validity: All nations with a military
Effect: the nation's enemies have added weed killer to their arsenal of weapons
My only problem with it is that it seems a little too unrealistic, but this is nation-states so hopefully, it fits right in. Is it realistic enough to do that?
here is the link to my old issue for this contest
Edit: Thanks so much to Minskeiv for all the help, they basically fixed up all grammatical errors and even added a few bits