[Validity] Has WMDs
[Description] After the Ministry of Defense began testing nuclear weapons over uninhabited atolls last month, it has come to light that multiple neighboring atolls were unexpectedly covered with nuclear fallout, and their citizens are now suffering from radiation poisoning. The resounding outcry has forced you to make a decision.
[Option 1] "Stop the bombs"! wheezes @@RANDOMNAME@@, who was out fishing and received a nearly-fatal dose of radiation. After coughing up some blood into a tissue, he continues: "My home, Swim Shorts Bottom, has been irreparably damaged because of your ignorance. You must pay full compensation to the victims and stop nuclear testing everywhere, so that no-one has to suffer like I do!"
[Effect] nuclear weapons are no longer set off in the desert for risk of disturbing lizards
[Option 2] "Stop testing entirely?! How absurd," exclaims your Minister of Entertainment, @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Everyone knows that bombs are... the bomb, if you catch my drift. In fact, they're so hot I be people would pay to watch them"! @@HE@@ proceeds to jump on your desk, pulling out what seems to be a pre-made poster extolling the excitement of watching the bombs drop. @@HE@@ continues, "So, what do you say, @@LEADER@@? Do you want to make a pretty penny, and blow some stuff up while we're at it?"
[Effect] radiation induced lesions are the new craze
[Option 3] "Have NONE of you even stopped to think about the environmental impact of this disaster"? Questions @@RANDOMNAME@@, an environmental activist, as @@HE@@ drops down from the ceiling. "These atolls are precious little pearls, and all this human habitation is taking a toll on the coral reefs, not to mention the NUCLEAR WEAPONS! You should evict everyone living on these atolls at once, and make sure that the atolls are protected from us nasty humans. For the children, @@LEADER@@."
[Effect] the government of @@NATION@@ now says "If we can't be environmentally friendly, neither can you"