New World Order
Validity: High Defense Forces, high Charmlessness, low Pacifism, low Civil Rights, low Foreign Aid, and has WMDs.
Description
Following an unfortunate incident involving a new @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ warship, ten Brancalandian diplomats, massive property damage, and several off-the-cuff remarks that happened to be caught on tape, a new Brancalandian survey has listed you as "the greatest threat to world peace."
Option 1
"A THREAT to PEACE? How DARE they?!" roars Supreme General @@RANDOMNAME@@, sending several interns fleeing in terror. "We're barely top 5. Maybe top 3, but that's pushing it! This is nothing short of an attack on our great nation! Let's have our agents send some not-so-subtle threats to their leaders, and make sure they receive them just as we publicly unveil our new bioweapon. That'll get the message across nicely."
Effect: foreign dignitaries meeting with @@LEADER@@ always wear heavy ballistic armor underneath a hazmat suit
Option 2
"These surveys are always manipulated in one way or another. You know how it is," says government statistician @@RANDOMNAME@@, who keeps insisting that all the data support @@HIM@@ getting an enormous severance package. "We should release our own survey that irrefutably lists you as the greatest contributor to world peace. Then it'll be our word against theirs."
Effect: tourists complaining of clogged government toilets are handed hundred-page reports on how the toilets aren't actually clogged
Option 3
"Just hear me out: maybe the Brancs are actually onto something," suggests one of your less patriotic advisors, while discreetly assuming a position away from any sharp objects. "If a nation so prominent in the international community is so comfortable releasing these results, it doesn't bode well for us. The best course of action is to open a dialogue with them and see how we can improve our image. Maybe we could also publicly axe one of our more controversial military projects while we're at it."
Effect: government critics are cheering at the cancellation of "Project City-Destroying Death Laser"