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Posadist-Communalists
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NS Jail

Postby Posadist-Communalists » Mon May 03, 2021 7:57 am

Samee concept, but a jail.

Cell 1 has Iron Man and Walter Whiite playing dominos, they are in there for killing an IRS officer.

Cell 2 has Shrek and Donkey in it for being responsible for Lord Farquaad's death.

etc etc

I'll start.

Cell 1 has 13 fencers in for using their skills to rob a bank, somehow.

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Untecna
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Untecna » Mon May 03, 2021 7:59 am

Cell 2 has a new thread smell
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Latorik
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Latorik » Mon May 03, 2021 7:59 am

Shrek and Walter White get into a knife fight, leaving Walter heavily wounded

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Traden
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Founded: Nov 18, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Traden » Mon May 03, 2021 8:00 am

Cell 3 is full of every non-sapient animal except otters.
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Ebnious
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Founded: Aug 22, 2014
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Ebnious » Mon May 03, 2021 8:00 am

Cell 4 has the hopes and dreams of the Ebniousosian people -_-
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Traden
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Ex-Nation

Postby Traden » Mon May 03, 2021 8:00 am

Ebnious wrote:Cell 3 has the hopes and dreams of the Ebniousosian people


Edit it.

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Latorik
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Latorik » Mon May 03, 2021 8:02 am

cell 3 has the hopes and dreams of the ebniousosian people in animal form?

(except otters)
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Saarz
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Founded: Feb 08, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Saarz » Mon May 03, 2021 8:04 am

Cell 4 holds a man who frequently makes NS Tower ripoff threads.
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Esthe
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Founded: Feb 21, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Esthe » Mon May 03, 2021 8:05 am

I feel like there are way too many of these.

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Jack and Diane
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Founded: Apr 12, 2021
Corporate Bordello

Postby Jack and Diane » Sun May 09, 2021 9:36 pm

Cell 7 is where someone dangerous has been lurking in a dark corner, waiting for an opportunity to make an escape.

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Zandilund
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Zandilund » Sun May 16, 2021 10:24 am

Cell 8 is empty.
Controlled by the same player who controls The Allied Tribe.

I'm not as active as I used to be (probably active once every 3-7 days) as I'm spending a lot more time on more important things. This has nothing to do with why I'm not as active, but I'm sad because a lot of ideas I thought of but never used in an F7 thread (e.g. the life simulator and make a multiverse) were used. Next time I think of something I should probably use it immediately instead of waiting a few months and having somebody else take it.

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The American Anarchist Empire
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Founded: Jan 21, 2021
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The American Anarchist Empire » Sun May 16, 2021 10:27 am

Cell 9 has Peppa pig in.
She had been arrested for cannibalism.
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Philosocom
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Founded: Apr 24, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Philosocom » Sun May 16, 2021 11:41 am

Cell 10 has a squad of Pigmasks

They were arrested for doing the Nazi Salute in public.
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Zandilund
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Zandilund » Sun May 16, 2021 11:46 am

Cell 11 contains otters, arrested for eating aquarium fish.
Controlled by the same player who controls The Allied Tribe.

I'm not as active as I used to be (probably active once every 3-7 days) as I'm spending a lot more time on more important things. This has nothing to do with why I'm not as active, but I'm sad because a lot of ideas I thought of but never used in an F7 thread (e.g. the life simulator and make a multiverse) were used. Next time I think of something I should probably use it immediately instead of waiting a few months and having somebody else take it.

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Santa Selena
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Founded: May 07, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Santa Selena » Sun May 16, 2021 11:49 am

Cell 12 contains all DOS users, it is personally guarded by Frisbeeteria
Low quality posts from 2020-2021! Prob gonna go on a break from this nation

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Vladilan
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Founded: Jun 03, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Vladilan » Sun May 16, 2021 2:28 pm

Cell 13 smells of process cheese and garlic bread.
The most accursed timeline, when the Nazis almost won, and the NKVD didn't kill itself.

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Azalfia
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Founded: May 15, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Azalfia » Sun May 16, 2021 2:30 pm

Cell 14 has the weird occurrence of of a man in sunglasses wearing a black suit and a man with a bald head. What a weird incident.
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Philosocom
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Founded: Apr 24, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Philosocom » Sun May 16, 2021 3:48 pm

Cell 16 has James Sunderland from Silent Hill 2 who was convicted for the murder of his wife and another individual. He just sits there, in the cell, and looks down, plotting his own demise. He never spoke to anyone ever since his imprisonment. Nonetheless, this introverted murderer is more dangerous than one might think.
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Zandilund
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Zandilund » Sun May 16, 2021 6:59 pm

Cell 16 carries people named Man, living there until they are sent to die due to actions by NS players.
Controlled by the same player who controls The Allied Tribe.

I'm not as active as I used to be (probably active once every 3-7 days) as I'm spending a lot more time on more important things. This has nothing to do with why I'm not as active, but I'm sad because a lot of ideas I thought of but never used in an F7 thread (e.g. the life simulator and make a multiverse) were used. Next time I think of something I should probably use it immediately instead of waiting a few months and having somebody else take it.

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Philosocom
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Founded: Apr 24, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Philosocom » Sun May 16, 2021 7:00 pm

Zandilund wrote:Cell 16 carries people named Man, living there until they are sent to die due to actions by NS players.


Cell 17*

/skip
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Saint Kanye
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Saint Kanye » Mon May 17, 2021 6:40 am

Due to budget cuts, the prison's walk-in freezer also serves as Cell 18. The prisoners inside wear parkas.
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Islands Of Ventro
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Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Islands Of Ventro » Mon May 17, 2021 6:43 am

cell 19: does not exits, its just a whole in the void, though you think you can see something at the far end of it
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Vladilan
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Founded: Jun 03, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Vladilan » Mon May 17, 2021 1:26 pm

Cell 20 is shaped like an octagon on first sight, but has, in fact, 8½ sides.
The most accursed timeline, when the Nazis almost won, and the NKVD didn't kill itself.

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Atheris
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Ex-Nation

Postby Atheris » Mon May 17, 2021 1:27 pm

Cell 21 is an actual cell, which the wardens are desperately trying to contain as it continues to reproduce through mitosis.
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Kingdom Of Deutchland
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Ex-Nation

Postby Kingdom Of Deutchland » Mon May 17, 2021 1:30 pm

Cell 22 is full of whales that are about to explode.

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