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Annihilators of Chan Island
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[Joke] The Unicameral Reversal Issue

Postby Annihilators of Chan Island » Wed Apr 21, 2021 5:45 am

Look, Imma be real with you chief. We at the Got Issues? forum have absolutely no clue how to undo your decision to have only one chamber in your parliament. Why'd you even do that anyway, you just chose a disgusting half-way house between a dictator with no legislature and a fully democrat government constantly arguing with each other in 2 different rooms. Get your life in order, Jesus. So get this instead. Congratulations.

validity: Won't be a real issue
Has unicameralism

[option] "Oh thank God I'm relevant now!" Shouts @@RANDOMNAME@@, the long-suffering head of the Bicameral Support Group, which recently has seen more success by providing its members therapy instead of campaigning on such a cursed, doomed issue. "At long last, a worthy, contrived time, my speech shall be legendary!.... Um, yeah, second chambers are cool. Do that."
[effect] congratulations, you now have a senate as well as a parliament, happy?

[option] "Oh my gooooood, what are we like this?" Moans @@RANDOMNAME@@, I dunno some rando who for some reason has an opinion. "Isn't one room like, totes cool right now? Why are we even discussing this at such a forced time anyway? I'm going home."
[effect] I hope you like getting this trashfire again, because you just voted to get this again.

[option] "Hm, this is actually such a fascinating subject, says a nerd overthinking things. "Uni versus bicameralism is definitely a worthy issue, and one that could have wide-reaching implications for the game. On the one hand, it can be argued, legislation is done faster, but in the other, we arguably have it more democratic. There are myriad scenarios where such a thing could come about as a relevant discussion too, like immediately after a revolution, during a time of great existential crisis for the state, or maybe some crackpot starts mucking things up on the national level. Maybe it could be embraced as a fringe thing, with the scenario just being some nutter cornering you and arguing. Whatever the case, it's such a tragedy that we are resorting to this instead of taking the time to productively make our own issue with a well-thought out scenario, compelling characters, humour...."
[effect] hey! Why'd you throw the ball back into our court?! We donnu what to do with it?! Take it back!

[option] "All in favour of burning this guy at the stake, say "Aye', " says a bored-looking biker ganger, to a thunderous chorus of 'aye'. It's too late for you to stop them, everyone has already grasped the nerd and are piling up the stake. Soon, the sweet merciful embers of the elements will make that awful previous speaker go away. But, there is still time. Yup. You can still say 'aye' and join in the ritual. Maybe with this death, you can banish this subject forever, never to be spoken of again.
[effect] wow, you just burned a man to death, over bicameralism of all things? That's brutal. Now stay the hell away from me you psycho.
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Postby Daarwyrth » Wed Apr 21, 2021 5:47 am

This is it people, this is the one. Submit it already! ;P
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Postby Drew Durrnil » Wed Apr 21, 2021 8:16 am

Effect lines are way too long. Otherwise, great issue, needs to be submitted.
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Postby Jutsa » Wed Apr 21, 2021 2:35 pm

Where's the tricameral option?
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Postby Daarwyrth » Wed Apr 21, 2021 2:53 pm

Jutsa wrote:Where's the tricameral option?

You mean Quatricameral?
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Postby Westinor » Wed Apr 21, 2021 2:57 pm

What's with you people and cameras? If something's that important to you you shouldn't need a picture to remember how it looks.
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Postby Chan Island » Thu Apr 22, 2021 1:54 pm

Daarwyrth wrote:
Jutsa wrote:Where's the tricameral option?

You mean Quatricameral?


Nah, I'm sure he meant Quinticameral.

Westinor wrote:What's with you people and cameras? If something's that important to you you shouldn't need a picture to remember how it looks.


Finally a serious issue suggestion.
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Postby Jutsa » Fri Apr 23, 2021 9:57 am

Chan Island wrote:
Daarwyrth wrote:You mean Quatricameral?


Nah, I'm sure he meant Quinticameral.


Hexicameral is the besticameral.
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Postby Chan Island » Fri Apr 23, 2021 12:35 pm

Jutsa wrote:
Chan Island wrote:
Nah, I'm sure he meant Quinticameral.


Hexicameral is the besticameral.


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Conserative Morality wrote:"It's not time yet" is a tactic used by reactionaries in every era. "It's not time for democracy, it's not time for capitalism, it's not time for emancipation." Of course it's not time. It's never time, not on its own. You make it time. If you're under fire in the no-man's land of WW1, you start digging a foxhole even if the ideal time would be when you *aren't* being bombarded, because once you wait for it to be 'time', other situations will need your attention, assuming you survive that long. If the fields aren't furrowed, plow them. If the iron is not hot, make it so. If society is not ready, change it.


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