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[JOKE] Condemn The Rejected Realms

Postby Traden » Tue Apr 20, 2021 2:19 pm

The World Assembly,

Noting that TRR stores stupid nations who have leaders with a brain equivalent to the size of a peanut,

Discovering that some of them are North Korean and Chinese spies,

Worrying that North Korea and China will one day rise from He(double hockey sticks) and destroy the world,

Also frightened by the fact that TRR is full of Anime Waifu lovers,

Hereby condemns The Rejected Realms.
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Postby Alternate South Africa » Tue Apr 20, 2021 2:21 pm

I'm not even a WA member and I support this! 100% support this!
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Postby The Python » Tue Apr 20, 2021 3:42 pm

Full support. :P
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Postby Honeydewistania » Tue Apr 20, 2021 3:42 pm

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Postby Outer Sparta » Tue Apr 20, 2021 3:56 pm

Not even a good joke proposal.
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Postby GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob » Tue Apr 20, 2021 3:58 pm

Supported. I like joke proposals
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Postby Francois Isidore » Tue Apr 20, 2021 6:42 pm

In order for this to count as a joke proposal, you’re going to need a joke.

0/10 from a comedy perspective, 0/10 from a writing perspective, and 0/10 from an overall quality perspective.
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Postby Great Algerstonia » Tue Apr 20, 2021 7:40 pm

Support based on the anime waifus clause alone
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Postby Tinhampton » Tue Apr 20, 2021 11:40 pm

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Postby Drew Durrnil » Tue Apr 20, 2021 11:45 pm

this is a bad joke proposal
this is coming from someone who makes bad joke proposals
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Postby Bhang Bhang Duc » Wed Apr 21, 2021 12:06 am

Bravo OP, bravo. A draft that combines the wit of Oscar Wilde with the humour of such greats as Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor and Robin Williams. Surely your name will one day be mentioned in the same breath as these giants.

(Sarcasm by the way. I only put this disclaimer in as the OP seems to have a tin ear when it comes to comedy.)
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Postby Engadine Mcdonalds 1997 » Wed Apr 21, 2021 12:10 am

SMH My head, such SLANDER against my great region of The Rejected Realms will not be tolerated ya bloody Stooge... and as the motto says... No Mercy For Stooges!
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Postby Moonfungus » Wed Apr 21, 2021 12:16 am

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Postby Atheara » Wed Apr 21, 2021 12:18 am

What is this shit man?
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Postby Traden » Wed Apr 21, 2021 5:19 am

Drew Durrnil wrote:this is a bad joke proposal
this is coming from someone who makes bad joke proposals


Says the person who has noo sense of humor.
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Postby Traden » Wed Apr 21, 2021 5:20 am

Frisbeeteria wrote:Don't post theads like this in random forums. Moved, General :arrow: Security Council.


Thanks for moving it, I accidently posted in the wrong place.
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Postby Traden » Wed Apr 21, 2021 5:20 am

Honeydewistania wrote:what


Bro, you just got Commended recently. Can't you just understand SC proposals?
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Postby Traden » Wed Apr 21, 2021 5:22 am

Moonfungus wrote::eyebrow:


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Postby Traden » Wed Apr 21, 2021 5:23 am

Atheara wrote:What is this shit man?


Read the title.
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Postby Anarchisticstan » Wed Apr 21, 2021 6:33 am

Against. I support anime waifus.
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Postby Opiachus » Wed Apr 21, 2021 6:35 am

Our delegation supports this proposal in so far as we believe the Security Council is the equivalent of an international beauty pageant that is neither to do with Security nor is it a Council. Perhaps this proposal will discredit the Security Council and end the Anime Waifu menace once and for all. Two birds with one stone.
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