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GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob
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Posts: 102
Founded: Nov 17, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Where there's a ______ there's a ______

Postby GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob » Mon Apr 19, 2021 8:48 pm

I came up with this awesome idea in the car today...
Where there's a _______ there's a ______.

AN has the incomplete phrase "Where there's a will", but they have replaced "will" with something of their choice, like "waffle".
You complete the phrase with something semi-relevant of your choosing, in the format "there's a ____".
To continue the game post a new phrase starter following the same format, and insert a line break in between the two.

Yes, you can use a/an interchangeably.

Demo:

Nation1: Where there's a waffle...
Nation2: There's a bottle of syrup.

Where there's an ant...
Nation3: There's a mound.

Please, try to make this funnier than the demo. I shall start.

Where there's a Forum 7 thread...
my national anthem
I love nuking stuff. I recommend you don't start nuclear war with me.
Pro- don't-give-a-s***-bout-nothin-ism
Anti-... (I havent filled this out yet.)
dont copy any of this. it's mine. copyrighted by the GRHBian government 4-19-21

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Drew Durrnil
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Posts: 1222
Founded: Apr 30, 2020
Anarchy

Postby Drew Durrnil » Mon Apr 19, 2021 8:50 pm

There's a spammer.


When there's a White Supremacy Discussion Thread...
A Shark Republic
My Factbook
Atheris wrote:0/10. Using this fifth glyph in casual talk is not only inimical, but also shows that human minds act not of individual thoughts but of compulsory will by a dug-in aristocracy.
Atheris wrote:*pulls out anime weapons*
weeaboo mode!
*screams in depression and existential dread*
Nantoraka wrote:
The Nantorakan government would like to express their concerns about all the pedophiles lurking in this market. There's so much grease and body oil in the offers being made, that you could fry chicken in it. We strongly advise wearing a mask when making deals because the strong smell of kid-diddler permeates the air like a dead, fermenting animal.

News: Former Elite President Pæta Marlín joins the cult of Yahlia, calling it his "sexual and spiritual awakening".

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Goraria
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Posts: 444
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Goraria » Mon Apr 19, 2021 8:54 pm

There’s the handful of bans.


Where there’s a lawn mower...
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WIP Overview
Btw I don’t use NS stats. And also a big fan of Polandballs.
You might find me in forum 7. I also have no other social media because I suck. About the OOC thing, yeah no I’d rather keep that private. He/Him btw

Ninja’d

News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. Due to the weather being extremely outdated we have disabled the weather forecast for all nations in NationStates and only let the citizens see it. I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

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GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob
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Posts: 102
Founded: Nov 17, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob » Mon Apr 19, 2021 8:57 pm

There's a careless guy's toe rumbling around in there.
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Where there's a bottle of wine...
my national anthem
I love nuking stuff. I recommend you don't start nuclear war with me.
Pro- don't-give-a-s***-bout-nothin-ism
Anti-... (I havent filled this out yet.)
dont copy any of this. it's mine. copyrighted by the GRHBian government 4-19-21

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Brittany Normandy Aquitaine
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Posts: 186
Founded: Feb 01, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Brittany Normandy Aquitaine » Mon Apr 19, 2021 8:59 pm

There's a middle-aged single mom.



Where there's a city...

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GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob
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Posts: 102
Founded: Nov 17, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob » Mon Apr 19, 2021 9:05 pm

There's a gang.
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Where there's a school...
my national anthem
I love nuking stuff. I recommend you don't start nuclear war with me.
Pro- don't-give-a-s***-bout-nothin-ism
Anti-... (I havent filled this out yet.)
dont copy any of this. it's mine. copyrighted by the GRHBian government 4-19-21

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Super Duper Nice People
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Posts: 16
Founded: Sep 10, 2018
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Super Duper Nice People » Mon Apr 19, 2021 9:07 pm

There's a traffic jam at 5:00
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Where there's a kitten...
Last edited by Super Duper Nice People on Mon Apr 19, 2021 9:07 pm, edited 1 time in total.
I love kittens
I'm Bisexual
And I love kittens

Did I mention I love kittens?

KITTENS!

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Goraria
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 444
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Goraria » Mon Apr 19, 2021 9:08 pm

There’s girls surrounding the kitten.


When there’s a new player in moderation...
WIP Overview
Btw I don’t use NS stats. And also a big fan of Polandballs.
You might find me in forum 7. I also have no other social media because I suck. About the OOC thing, yeah no I’d rather keep that private. He/Him btw

Ninja’d

News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. Due to the weather being extremely outdated we have disabled the weather forecast for all nations in NationStates and only let the citizens see it. I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

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Companus Mutati
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Apr 23, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Companus Mutati » Mon Apr 19, 2021 9:09 pm

There's someone (else) who gets warned for spamming in moderation.

Where there's a nation with the default flag...
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GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob
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Posts: 102
Founded: Nov 17, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob » Mon Apr 19, 2021 9:12 pm

There's a guy who thinks they're lazy.
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Where there's a spammer in moderation...

(some guy previously ninja'd me)
my national anthem
I love nuking stuff. I recommend you don't start nuclear war with me.
Pro- don't-give-a-s***-bout-nothin-ism
Anti-... (I havent filled this out yet.)
dont copy any of this. it's mine. copyrighted by the GRHBian government 4-19-21

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Jestar Falls
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Apr 27, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Jestar Falls » Mon Apr 19, 2021 9:16 pm

There's another ban.
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When turtles are on land...
I LIKE turtles. Like a lot.
My nation is based on turtles and turtle stuff.
I don't really use NS stats.
Also, TURTLE!

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Goraria
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Posts: 444
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Goraria » Mon Apr 19, 2021 9:18 pm

Humans and birds harass them.


When there’s a floating iceberg...
WIP Overview
Btw I don’t use NS stats. And also a big fan of Polandballs.
You might find me in forum 7. I also have no other social media because I suck. About the OOC thing, yeah no I’d rather keep that private. He/Him btw

Ninja’d

News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. Due to the weather being extremely outdated we have disabled the weather forecast for all nations in NationStates and only let the citizens see it. I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

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GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob
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Posts: 102
Founded: Nov 17, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob » Mon Apr 19, 2021 9:22 pm

There's a poor penguin on it who is forever separated from his family, and left in the middle of the sea to die when it melts.
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Where there's a sad phrase...
my national anthem
I love nuking stuff. I recommend you don't start nuclear war with me.
Pro- don't-give-a-s***-bout-nothin-ism
Anti-... (I havent filled this out yet.)
dont copy any of this. it's mine. copyrighted by the GRHBian government 4-19-21

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Baizou
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Posts: 112
Founded: Jan 02, 2018
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Baizou » Mon Apr 19, 2021 9:35 pm

GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob wrote:Where there's a sad phrase...

...there's a riff.



Where there's a revolution...
Premise: MT, videocassettepunk, Japanese heritage, always 2004. | Factbook | Parties | Main Cast | Q&A | News | Development Index
Stories From Baizou
"A Revolutionary Compromise," starring Meikawa Tomoko. | More to come.
Premier Fukushima
Ambassador Mizushima
Sovereign Haruto
Princess Consort Yuu
Rep. Meikawa
Councilor Akitamoto
CARRIE
Flag features Ambassador Mizushima. | Sakuraverse quiz result: Charlotte Kato
MTish nation with videocassettepunk tech, Japanese heritage, minority of magic occult practitioners, casuistic Catholic plurality, sovereign deriving authority by Anglican coronation, and policymaking so byzantine parties wonder if it'd be easier to pursue agendas via international law. Also, it's always 2004.

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Jestar Falls
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Apr 27, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Jestar Falls » Mon Apr 19, 2021 9:45 pm

there's revolutinaries
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where there's a civil war...
I LIKE turtles. Like a lot.
My nation is based on turtles and turtle stuff.
I don't really use NS stats.
Also, TURTLE!

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Novostia
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Posts: 126
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Novostia » Mon Apr 19, 2021 9:47 pm

There’s a war profiteer



Where there’s a Political Debate
NS Stats Are Gay
My Views Are Trash And I Should Probably Get Sent To A Concentration Camp
Social Democrat With Right Wing Characteristics
Sapply Results
My Nation Semi-Represents My Political Views
Don’t Take Everything I Say Seriously
Pro: Liberalism, Centrism, Progressivism, Social Democracy, Neo-Liberalism, Secularism, Environmentalism, BLM (Protests), Equality (By That I Mean No Gender & Racial Bias *Cough* *Cough* Radical Feminism And Radical BLM), Freedom of Speech.
Neutral: G.O.P, Trump, Conservativism, Religion, Independence Movements, Democratic Socialism, Transhumanism, Libertarianism
Against: Radicalism, Socialism, Communism, Extremism, Nazism, BLM (Riots), Anarchism, Antifa, The Current Status Quo (USA), Censorship.

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GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob
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Posts: 102
Founded: Nov 17, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob » Mon Apr 19, 2021 9:49 pm

there's two old kahoots shouting political nonsense at each other, known as Trump and Biden
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Where there's a Commie...
my national anthem
I love nuking stuff. I recommend you don't start nuclear war with me.
Pro- don't-give-a-s***-bout-nothin-ism
Anti-... (I havent filled this out yet.)
dont copy any of this. it's mine. copyrighted by the GRHBian government 4-19-21

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Divided Wastelands of America
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Apr 13, 2021
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Divided Wastelands of America » Mon Apr 19, 2021 9:50 pm

their is Screaming

when there's Money involved...
*edit Ninja'ed but it still fits...
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https://www.nationstates.net/nation=divided_wastelands_of_america/detail=factbook/id=main

I do not use NS stats, I am Neither a Democrat or a Republican, just a Borderline Nihilist with a sense of impending doom.
if you have questions about my Lore feel free to TG me,
This nation is set 100 years in the future after a Nuclear Apocalypse and what I describe in the lore is what I think could Feasibly Happen in the aftermath of such a catastrophe, with some Dark Humor Tossed in.
I am a Supporter of the 2nd Amendment, I do Not like the Political Establishment, nor am I a Fan of Mega Corporations. I also think lowering Recruiting standards and Physical Requirements for Combat Assignment's in the Military is a Bad Idea, the Military should be made of the Best Killers, not a Job program,

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The Union of British North America
Diplomat
 
Posts: 547
Founded: Sep 03, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Union of British North America » Mon Apr 19, 2021 9:53 pm

There are guns involved.

When there is an economist involved...
An alt-history version of an America that peacefully avoided the American Revolution and remained connected to Britain (Turtledove's "The Two Georges"), mixed with some of Sobel's "For Want of a Nail" and a lot of the anthology "Columbia and Britannia".

Tech level: MT+
IC/RP name: North American Union (NAU).
IC/RP main supranational IGO: United British Commonwealth of Nations.
NSverse organization member/agreement signatory: CAPINTERN, IFTC, ICDN, ECO, IBA, Amistad.

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Atheara
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 166
Founded: Sep 11, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Atheara » Tue Apr 20, 2021 1:19 am

There are fluxuation charts.

Where there's a random asian involved...
Atheara is a PMT set in the 2050s whom has achieved Unity and Peace in Fennoscandia for 20 Years. But the people seem to want more. Going through a Cultural Revolution, it will change what it means to be Athearan... World Leader in Aviation and Major eSports Culture. Stuck in 2050, as Time passes but does not Continue. To keep our pride in the air, we continue to unite ourselves together.


Countryball made by Nooooooooooooooo

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Goraria
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 444
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Goraria » Tue Apr 20, 2021 3:43 am

There will be dead corpses of cats and dogs everywhere.


When there’s a sheep...
WIP Overview
Btw I don’t use NS stats. And also a big fan of Polandballs.
You might find me in forum 7. I also have no other social media because I suck. About the OOC thing, yeah no I’d rather keep that private. He/Him btw

Ninja’d

News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. Due to the weather being extremely outdated we have disabled the weather forecast for all nations in NationStates and only let the citizens see it. I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

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Aerlanica
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 16
Founded: Sep 11, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Aerlanica » Tue Apr 20, 2021 3:45 am

there's a wolf wearing it's clothes

******

where there's America
According to Chemistry, Alcohol is a solution. It is therefore a solution to my problems.

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Senator
 
Posts: 4451
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Tue Apr 20, 2021 5:53 pm

There's Fahrenheit.
Where there's Alastair...
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 11 May 2021 | King "Adjusting Well" to Rehab| #Makecourtneyintoalesbian2021

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Divided Wastelands of America
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Apr 13, 2021
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Divided Wastelands of America » Tue Apr 20, 2021 10:07 pm

a Drug Fueled Alcohol induced bender is coming soon.

when their is a Karen yelling at a manager...
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=divided_wastelands_of_america/detail=factbook/id=main

I do not use NS stats, I am Neither a Democrat or a Republican, just a Borderline Nihilist with a sense of impending doom.
if you have questions about my Lore feel free to TG me,
This nation is set 100 years in the future after a Nuclear Apocalypse and what I describe in the lore is what I think could Feasibly Happen in the aftermath of such a catastrophe, with some Dark Humor Tossed in.
I am a Supporter of the 2nd Amendment, I do Not like the Political Establishment, nor am I a Fan of Mega Corporations. I also think lowering Recruiting standards and Physical Requirements for Combat Assignment's in the Military is a Bad Idea, the Military should be made of the Best Killers, not a Job program,

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Jestar Falls
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Apr 27, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Jestar Falls » Tue Apr 20, 2021 10:10 pm

There's a bunch of people recording it
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when there's a flying donkey...
I LIKE turtles. Like a lot.
My nation is based on turtles and turtle stuff.
I don't really use NS stats.
Also, TURTLE!

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