NATION

PASSWORD

Would you want to be President?

The place to relax, unwind, share a joke, and generally goof off.

Advertisement

Remove ads

Would You Want To Be The President?

Yes
24
52%
No
9
20%
Are you native born?
13
28%
 
Total votes : 46

User avatar
Wormfodder Delivery
Attaché
 
Posts: 68
Founded: Feb 14, 2021
Corporate Police State

Postby Wormfodder Delivery » Sat Apr 17, 2021 2:02 pm

I would totally improve(read: Dissolve) it
The Wormfodder Delivery Service, bringing Wormfodder to you, whereever you are.
Birdbox Archive
NS Stats do not count, unless it is funny.
Visit our Website at: www.Wormfodderdeliveryservice.com

Interview thread, come and ask your question about the Boss Deliveryworm
It is now safe to keep playing.

User avatar
Victorious Decepticons
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 8464
Founded: Sep 15, 2008
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Victorious Decepticons » Sat Apr 17, 2021 11:24 pm

Destructive Government Economic System wrote:Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.


Unfortunately, the President of the United States doesn't have anywhere near absolute power.

That's why I'd far prefer to be dictator. Nobody'd be blaming me for what Congress did (or refused to do), because there wouldn't be a Congress. ETA: Of course, I suppose I could be the president of some country where the word "president" is just a weird way to pronounce "dictator..."

Avuncula wrote:Not for me. Too much politics. I lack tact.

A lack of tact didn't keep the last guy from getting a term, so if that's the only problem you have, you might as well go for it!
Last edited by Victorious Decepticons on Sat Apr 17, 2021 11:25 pm, edited 1 time in total.
No war RPs; no open RPs.

Explosive .50 cal shells vs. Decepticons: REAL, IRL PROOF the Decepticons would laugh at them - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeVTZlNQfPA
Newaswa wrote:What is the greatest threat to your nation?
Vallermoore wrote:The Victorious Decepticons.

Bluquse wrote:Imperialist, aggressive, and genociding aliens or interdimensional beings that would most likely slaughter or enslave us
rather than meet up to have a talk. :(

TurtleShroom wrote:Also, like any sane, civilized nation, we always consider the Victorious Decepticons a clear, present, and obvious threat we must respect, honor, and leave alone in all circumstances. Always fear the Victorious Decepticons.


The Huskar Social Union wrote: ... massive empires of genocidal machines.

User avatar
Cornfederacy of Corn
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 11
Founded: Jul 07, 2017
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Cornfederacy of Corn » Sat Apr 17, 2021 11:44 pm

I wish, but I'm terrible at writing speeches and having debates/interviews face-to-face.

User avatar
Engadine Mcdonalds 1997
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 129
Founded: Jan 21, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Engadine Mcdonalds 1997 » Sat Apr 17, 2021 11:47 pm

The English Socialist Union of Oceania wrote:
Destructive Government Economic System wrote:Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.

This is one of the reasons why I would love to be President. For Life. Forever.

Amen comrade!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihoirTYqf2c&ab_channel=friendlyjordies

"You want to protect the world but you don't want it to change, how is humanity saved if it's not allowed to... evolve?"-Ultron

User avatar
Drongonia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1743
Founded: Feb 11, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Drongonia » Sat Apr 17, 2021 11:54 pm

Yes but I have the feeling nobody else on this forum supports that idea :rofl:
Republic of Drongonia | The conservative MT powerhouse of the South Pacific. | Drongonia's Index Index! | Note to me: remember to catch up on the IDI/IFI, dummy

News via TVDG: Activists arrested after flying LGBT flags at Parliament | New public safety bill "draconian, authoritarian" - opposition | Govt, PM retain popularity despite protests
Factbooks: Overview | Political Parties | Our Leader | Defence Force Info | OOC Info | [NEW!] Faces of Drongonia
Cavirfi wrote:It's nice to see someone who acts as an RP Census Man. Where is measuring statistics when we need it?

User avatar
Engadine Mcdonalds 1997
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 129
Founded: Jan 21, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Engadine Mcdonalds 1997 » Sat Apr 17, 2021 11:54 pm

Personally I'd enjoy it, knowing that the policies I would want to have implemented as well as changing the Democrats away from simply being socially liberal and into something like the Australian Labor Party. Things like increasing the minimum wage, more funding to public sectors, Medicare For All, empowering the Unions into a force to be reckoned with, lower taxes for the vast majority whilst forcing those who avoid taxes to pay their fair share, brining the automotive industry back, and much Much more.

Maybe I'd be remembered as a borderline communist by American standards, but the future generations would come to accept and love me for the policies I would implement.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihoirTYqf2c&ab_channel=friendlyjordies

"You want to protect the world but you don't want it to change, how is humanity saved if it's not allowed to... evolve?"-Ultron

User avatar
Destyntine
Envoy
 
Posts: 280
Founded: Jul 22, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Destyntine » Sun Apr 18, 2021 12:33 am

Knowing me, all much of the treasury would be going to funding artificial intelligence. Not sure if I'd make a good president or not but I'd definitely be at edge with both major political parties because I'm an impulsive centrist with ideas that would make the American majority look at me like I've lost my mind.
▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄ I do stuff n' thangs.¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀

Spaceship go Vroooom!
She/Her | They/Them
Yeah, I'm sassy! Get over it!

User avatar
Lushansk
Envoy
 
Posts: 209
Founded: Mar 03, 2018
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Lushansk » Sun Apr 18, 2021 12:36 am

Yes so I can make anime illegal
Member of IPDA

IRL Mainland Territory is based on Ukraine with States in North Korea , French Guyana , Angola , and colonies are the same as the French Empire

User avatar
Aredita
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 149
Founded: Apr 05, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Aredita » Sun Apr 18, 2021 6:02 am

Lushansk wrote:Yes so I can make anime illegal

I’m not fond on anime either, but I don’t think I’d ban it.
He/Him/His
I designed this flag myself. Please don't reproduce or use it in any way without my permission.
My Personality Type: ENTJ-A
I support capitalism, LGBTQ+ rights, women's rights, democracy, gun control, the WA, moderators, being who you are, etc.
I stand against oppressive governments, communism, fascism, etc.

User avatar
Engadine Mcdonalds 1997
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 129
Founded: Jan 21, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Engadine Mcdonalds 1997 » Sun Apr 18, 2021 6:08 am

Aredita wrote:
Lushansk wrote:Yes so I can make anime illegal

I’m not fond on anime either, but I don’t think I’d ban it.

Yes, anime is big cringe, but banning it would only make the weebs more militant, and there are... enough issues regarding... stuff related to guns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihoirTYqf2c&ab_channel=friendlyjordies

"You want to protect the world but you don't want it to change, how is humanity saved if it's not allowed to... evolve?"-Ultron

User avatar
Ikania
Minister
 
Posts: 3472
Founded: Jun 28, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Ikania » Sun Apr 18, 2021 6:11 am

Previously I would have said no. But Donald Trump has shown us that you can be elected President without any qualifications, and actually enact parts of your agenda even when you don’t bother to even do the job, instead delegating tasks to your cronies. I would love to be President; if I took the job half-seriously, which is more than Trump ever did, I imagine I could get a lot done.
Nesapo.
Costa Fierro wrote:hope you get hit by a bus you cancerous piece of shit
Kamchastkia wrote:Piece of fucking shit
Kill yourself
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:You're historically illiterate and a piece of shit human
I am promising you that if I ever get ahold of you, I will cripple or kill you.
New World Oceania wrote:I wish you weren't such a straight up goddamn fucking idiot
go fuck yourself
94 Block wrote:But you can go fuck yourself, ungrateful cunt.
Cameron Romefeller wrote:you knuckle dragging fuckstick from a backwater gcr
Canton Empire wrote:You are a scumbag who deserves a special spot in hell for what you do
Big Bad Badger wrote:Ike, the petulant child act is getting old.

User avatar
Cetacea
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6286
Founded: Apr 27, 2012
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Cetacea » Sun Apr 18, 2021 12:40 pm

I get to send out tweets, make weird speeches, give my family high paying advisor roles and threaten use of executive orders while my advisors do the real work and congress cleans up the mess?

Plus a get my own jet? It sounds too good to not want it

Except I’m not a US citizen
And, unfortunately, I have a conscience

User avatar
Aredita
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 149
Founded: Apr 05, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Aredita » Sun Apr 18, 2021 5:41 pm

Ikania wrote:Previously I would have said no. But Donald Trump has shown us that you can be elected President without any qualifications, and actually enact parts of your agenda even when you don’t bother to even do the job, instead delegating tasks to your cronies. I would love to be President; if I took the job half-seriously, which is more than Trump ever did, I imagine I could get a lot done.

Your Trump statements speak the truth. :roll:
He/Him/His
I designed this flag myself. Please don't reproduce or use it in any way without my permission.
My Personality Type: ENTJ-A
I support capitalism, LGBTQ+ rights, women's rights, democracy, gun control, the WA, moderators, being who you are, etc.
I stand against oppressive governments, communism, fascism, etc.

User avatar
Drew Durrnil
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1182
Founded: Apr 30, 2020
Anarchy

Postby Drew Durrnil » Thu Apr 29, 2021 2:47 pm

bump
A Shark Republic
My Factbook
Atheris wrote:0/10. Using this fifth glyph in casual talk is not only inimical, but also shows that human minds act not of individual thoughts but of compulsory will by a dug-in aristocracy.
Atheris wrote:*pulls out anime weapons*
weeaboo mode!
*screams in depression and existential dread*
Nantoraka wrote:
The Nantorakan government would like to express their concerns about all the pedophiles lurking in this market. There's so much grease and body oil in the offers being made, that you could fry chicken in it. We strongly advise wearing a mask when making deals because the strong smell of kid-diddler permeates the air like a dead, fermenting animal.

News: Former Elite President Pæta Marlín joins the cult of Yahlia, calling it his "sexual and spiritual awakening".

User avatar
Intaglio
Envoy
 
Posts: 266
Founded: Jan 16, 2012
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Intaglio » Thu Apr 29, 2021 2:51 pm

Not unless I could run as an independent and win and maybe not even then

User avatar
San Lumen
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 58753
Founded: Jul 02, 2009
New York Times Democracy

Postby San Lumen » Thu Apr 29, 2021 2:52 pm

Intaglio wrote:Not unless I could run as an independent and win and maybe not even then


Ross Perot probably would have if he didn't withdraw.

User avatar
Badjuristan
Envoy
 
Posts: 339
Founded: Apr 06, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby Badjuristan » Thu Apr 29, 2021 2:55 pm

Would i Personally? No, Too stressful.
Do i think my policies would help? Absolutely.
The Islamic Republic of Badjuristan is a Post-soviet Republic, Which is Perpetually stuck in a Notion of Racism, Sexism, Homophobia, Poverty, Homelessness, Gang Wars, Corruption, and Famine.
Map
IRL i'm a Homosexual Yemeni-Uzbek who unironically likes arguments and getting people mad because im a sick cold hearted crapblock
nvm i couldnt fit it

Previous

Advertisement

Remove ads

Return to Forum 7

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes, Betelgeuse Alliance, Birchland and the NAF, FenexOrg, Goraria, Novo Wagondia, Remulia, The Vessels Resurgent, Uzbekstaland

Advertisement

Remove ads