This is the first time I've ever tried writing an issue, so any feedback is appreciated.
Validity: None of ["State press", "No Computers", "No Internet", "No Video Games"]
Description: After a seemingly routine press conference mainly focused on weather forecasting, the power grid, and vending machine regulations, it was discovered that several questions were not submitted by members of the press. As it turns out, they were submitted by an anonymous thirteen-year-old gamer who used a fake Twitcher account to pose as an online journalist. As you sit down for lunch in the capitol cafeteria, your press secretary calls an informal meeting.
Option 1. "How absurd!" complains your press secretary, venting her frustrations to everyone. "Who knows what damage could be done by these internet trolls messing with our system? We must thoroughly screen anyone claiming to be a journalist, and all questions should be approved beforehand!"
Result: script writers never speak ill of @@LEADER@@
Option 2. "Well, don't punish me!" says Baron Williamson, a popular news reporter, as he attempts to pay for his food with a credit card. "This is obviously the fault of social media. All social media sites should use state ID systems to verify the identity of their users, so no one can use fake accounts to hide behind a shroud of anonymity." As the card reader rejects his card for the fifth time, he pays in cash.
Result: teenagers monitor their parents' screen time
Option 3. "Are you guys for real?" ' shouts @@RANDOMNAME@@, leader of the @@DEMONYM Opposition Party, from across the room. "This kid asked several crucial questions that exposed important flaws in your most recent policies. The real imposters are the biased media that live in your back pocket! You should let anyone ask whatever questions they like of our government. You don't have a problem with transparency, do you? Huh? DO YOU?!" Having run out of oxygen, @@HE@@ faints, and is dragged out by an aid.
Validity: No dictatorships, no single-party rule.
Result: ministers request vacation time to use the restroom
Option 4. One of your aids looks up from her phone. "Why do we have press conferences anyway? They're boring, cause problems, and the media can clearly watch us do all our tasks. Save everyone time and sanity, and stop holding press conferences."
Result: @@LEADER@@ is sus