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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 22375
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Capitalist Paradise

Dr. Google's Diagnosis

Postby Australian rePublic » Fri Mar 26, 2021 2:31 am

This is a game, not real life.
Based on the 911 thread, state your aliement and the person below you will diagnose you in a Dr. Googlesque fashion- i.e. serverly hyperinflating the diagnosis to the worst possible scanario

E.g.
Person 1. I have a headache
Person 2. You have a brain tumour
I drank a lot of water and have to pee a lot
Person 3. You have a bladder infection
I have a stomache ache
Person 4. You have cancer

Let's start:
Dr. Google- I bumped my toe on the coffee table, and now my toe hurts
The Australian Labor Party- A subsidiary of the Chinese communist party since Kevin Rudd
Not even one year has passed since Biden became president of the USA, and already, there's a lot of chaos in the Middle East
The Chinese Communist Party, the bum-buddies of terrorist organisation, the Taliban
I support the legitimate government of China- the one located in Taiwan
From Greek Ancestry Orthodox Christian
18 Published Issues and 1 WA Resolution
In-Character posts made by this fictious account do not reflect the actions of any real world government

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Xomista
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Sep 30, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Xomista » Fri Mar 26, 2021 2:36 am

Your foot was infected after the injury and needs to be amputated.

I got a brain freeze after eating ice cream
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Kashimura
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 124
Founded: Apr 24, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Kashimura » Fri Mar 26, 2021 2:40 am

You likely are suffering from intracranial hemorrhaging.

My elbow hurts a little when I bend it like this.
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⚠️ Currently operating this and one other factbook. ⚠️
This empire DOES NOT use NSStats, but it does guide its own NSStats to better fit the nation.

An 11.75 civilization, according to this index.

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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 22375
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Australian rePublic » Fri Mar 26, 2021 2:43 am

You have a broken arm and need surgery


Dr. Google, I sneezed, once
The Australian Labor Party- A subsidiary of the Chinese communist party since Kevin Rudd
Not even one year has passed since Biden became president of the USA, and already, there's a lot of chaos in the Middle East
The Chinese Communist Party, the bum-buddies of terrorist organisation, the Taliban
I support the legitimate government of China- the one located in Taiwan
From Greek Ancestry Orthodox Christian
18 Published Issues and 1 WA Resolution
In-Character posts made by this fictious account do not reflect the actions of any real world government

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Santa Selena
Envoy
 
Posts: 240
Founded: May 07, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Santa Selena » Fri Mar 26, 2021 4:11 am

You have the spanish flu and will die in 10 seconds.


I breathed
Low quality posts from 2020-2021!
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Silvedania
Minister
 
Posts: 3159
Founded: Apr 17, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Silvedania » Fri Mar 26, 2021 4:13 am

Your hyperventilating and will have a heart attack soon.

My brother hit my toe with a pillow.
Silvedania, the majestic nation.
NS Stats are mostly accurate except for a few things, like this nation is capitalist and the death penalty isn't in effect

News:All trade with Crabaiaia and Pikala has stopped as diplomats meet in Trenaka.  Silvedanians are confused by Quentin Tarantulatino's new film, Seasonal Snackbox(This is a Bojack Horseman reference.) Weird song goes viral for making no sense.

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FenexOrg
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 19
Founded: Nov 28, 2020
Libertarian Police State

Postby FenexOrg » Fri Mar 26, 2021 4:14 am

You may be suffering from hyperventilation and must visit a doctor as soon as possible.
AN: You may suffer from excess blunt trauma to the foot, which may lead to the molecular breakdown of your joints.


Dr. Google, I seem to have a stinging pain in my eyes after a haircut.
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Odreria
Minister
 
Posts: 2309
Founded: Jun 15, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Odreria » Fri Mar 26, 2021 4:14 am

the hyperventilation likely caused permanent lung damage.

My calves are sore.
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Anti: mind virus, globalism, racism, great reset

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Dominos Pizza Restaurant
Secretary
 
Posts: 37
Founded: Oct 28, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Dominos Pizza Restaurant » Fri Mar 26, 2021 4:17 am

It may be complications with the land you are raising them on. You may want to make sure that the grass is well-maintained, and that they are getting all vital nutrients to grow into strong cows.

My bones hurt
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Nilokeras wrote:Ah yes, our primate cousins the bonobos, where conflicts with outsiders are solved by having sex with them then cuddling.

That would be... an interesting solution to international diplomacy. Trump x Khamenei when?

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Wexas wrote:What's your Etsy? I need this in my life.

B O W D O W N T O T H E G E O R G E .

Neanderthaland wrote:

Is it bad that I kinda want one?

The Blaatschapen wrote:I would be committing fraud. I do not have a soul, so I cannot sell it.
And committing fraud for a 50 pound gain, meh. Not doing it.

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Ittonia
Attaché
 
Posts: 75
Founded: Aug 10, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ittonia » Fri Mar 26, 2021 4:18 am

You suffer from the lack of calcium in your body and,if you continue like this,you'll have your bones breaking by themselves





Dr Google,I have a cold which is lasting two weeks by now!
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Ittonia, an island at the northernmost of the north sea experiencing great history,and culture

From the Prussian colonization era to the discovery of Haeven (Now dying) This nation developed itself and doesn't hesitate continuing!Now,we're trying to do our best in this great world.(Even though it doesn't always work out,LOL)

So now,we honorably sign this post in the name of our nation:The Republic of Ittonia

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Obets
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 176
Founded: Jan 04, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Obets » Fri Mar 26, 2021 4:20 am

Probably a new strain of influenza!

Dr Google, I have a rash on my back
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Obets United Republic
Member of LITA
We do NOT use NS stats when RPing
This country DOES represent my ideological beliefs. Although, my welfare and civil rights like to lower randomly which I don't like.

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Silvedania
Minister
 
Posts: 3159
Founded: Apr 17, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Silvedania » Fri Mar 26, 2021 4:21 am

Skin cancer.

My computer has tons of rotating neon green circles on it.
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Silvedania, the majestic nation.
NS Stats are mostly accurate except for a few things, like this nation is capitalist and the death penalty isn't in effect

News:All trade with Crabaiaia and Pikala has stopped as diplomats meet in Trenaka.  Silvedanians are confused by Quentin Tarantulatino's new film, Seasonal Snackbox(This is a Bojack Horseman reference.) Weird song goes viral for making no sense.

Co-founder of LITA | Member of ICDN | Former Member of SETA | Member of IFTC | He/Him/His | Airport: viewtopic.php?f=6&t=493569#p37851012
Being president looks like the worst job in the world. -John Mulaney

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Badjuristan
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 371
Founded: Apr 06, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby Badjuristan » Fri Mar 26, 2021 4:23 am

Silvedania wrote:Skin cancer.

My computer has tons of rotating neon green circles on it.

You are dead.

I kinda felt a bit of pain on my cheek a few years ago
The Islamic Republic of Badjuristan is a Post-soviet Republic, Which is Perpetually stuck in a Notion of Racism, Sexism, Homophobia, Poverty, Homelessness, Gang Wars, Corruption, and Famine.
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Ittonia
Attaché
 
Posts: 75
Founded: Aug 10, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ittonia » Fri Mar 26, 2021 4:31 am

Your jaw bone is broke and you have a cancer on it,it will kill you next week



Dr Google,I got cut by paper and I had been bleeding for 1 second then it stopped
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Ittonia, an island at the northernmost of the north sea experiencing great history,and culture

From the Prussian colonization era to the discovery of Haeven (Now dying) This nation developed itself and doesn't hesitate continuing!Now,we're trying to do our best in this great world.(Even though it doesn't always work out,LOL)

So now,we honorably sign this post in the name of our nation:The Republic of Ittonia

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Blanjiland
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Posts: 80
Founded: Sep 30, 2015
New York Times Democracy

Postby Blanjiland » Fri Mar 26, 2021 4:36 am

You have internal bleeding and hemophilia.

I misspelt my own name.
An Oligarchic state where the ultra-rich govern a nation of entrepreneurs and innovators. Just as corrupt, hedonistic and materialistic as you think, despite its progressive policies and emphasis on quality of life.

Factbook
Higher Parliament approves Emergency Funding for Vaccine Production | Blanjiland to withdraw from Indochina | Tirole approves investigation into alleged atrocities committed by BAF | Second recession expected in coming months | Death Penalty for suicide overturned, “[The Law] seemed kind of silly” Lower Parliament says | National Vaccination Campaign in full force | Blanji Man steals 57 cats in broad daylight

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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 22375
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Australian rePublic » Fri Mar 26, 2021 4:36 am

You have demensia


Dr. Google, I ate 20 pizzas in the space of ten minutes and now my stomach hurts
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The Australian Labor Party- A subsidiary of the Chinese communist party since Kevin Rudd
Not even one year has passed since Biden became president of the USA, and already, there's a lot of chaos in the Middle East
The Chinese Communist Party, the bum-buddies of terrorist organisation, the Taliban
I support the legitimate government of China- the one located in Taiwan
From Greek Ancestry Orthodox Christian
18 Published Issues and 1 WA Resolution
In-Character posts made by this fictious account do not reflect the actions of any real world government

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Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Aug 31, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa » Fri Mar 26, 2021 5:19 am

Malignant stomach tumor

I had deja vu

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Jeffersonian Oregon
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 143
Founded: Jul 04, 2015
Anarchy

Postby Jeffersonian Oregon » Fri Apr 02, 2021 5:06 am

It’s PTSD

I’m hungry.

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Voxija
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1346
Founded: Jan 17, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Voxija » Thu Apr 08, 2021 1:11 pm

There is an alien worm parasite in your stomach eating all the excess food and body fat in your stomach, causing your hunger. The only remedy is an experimental surgery that will probably kill you.

I feel dead inside.
The Republic of Voxija (pronounced: Voshiya)
I'm female.
Some weird Jew. Trying to learn French and failing. An American who wishes the US would switch to the metric system. Part of a giant conspiracy. Secret pyromaniac? I will never make an OOC factbook!

my politics are confused and muddled
Most of my grammar errors are on purpose. Sppeling errors, tho...
I'd rather be fishing. | Author of Issues 1324 and 1346.
Generic MT liberal democracy Meh. | I think that by now I've created more lore for my nation than most real-world nations have.
Disclaimer: the views of my characters do not necessarily represent the views of the author.

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Atheris
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6412
Founded: Oct 05, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Atheris » Thu Apr 08, 2021 1:12 pm

Dr. Google says you're slowly being eaten from the inside out.



Dr. Google, I can't read.
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Trenaka
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1591
Founded: Aug 18, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Trenaka » Thu Apr 08, 2021 1:13 pm

You are blind.

I have a sore throat.
I am now using a new nation, Eurum

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Quevilis
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Nov 07, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Quevilis » Thu Apr 08, 2021 1:33 pm

You have severe allergy induced asthma

BN : My skin gets all wrinkly in the pool and bath

. This message has been through proper screening by experts of the appropriate sector of science. .

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Complete and Utter Freedom
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Aug 28, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Complete and Utter Freedom » Thu Apr 08, 2021 1:45 pm

You are turning into a raisin.

My dog won't stop barking.

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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 22375
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Australian rePublic » Thu Apr 08, 2021 4:46 pm

Your dogs has whooping couph


I shoved a knitting needle in my belly button, now my belly button sore
The Australian Labor Party- A subsidiary of the Chinese communist party since Kevin Rudd
Not even one year has passed since Biden became president of the USA, and already, there's a lot of chaos in the Middle East
The Chinese Communist Party, the bum-buddies of terrorist organisation, the Taliban
I support the legitimate government of China- the one located in Taiwan
From Greek Ancestry Orthodox Christian
18 Published Issues and 1 WA Resolution
In-Character posts made by this fictious account do not reflect the actions of any real world government

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Trenaka
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1591
Founded: Aug 18, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Trenaka » Thu Apr 08, 2021 5:44 pm

You have stomach cancer

My nails are too long
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I am now using a new nation, Eurum

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