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Tupeia sells cheap WMD (Open)

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Tupeia1
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Tupeia sells cheap WMD (Open)

Postby Tupeia1 » Sat Mar 13, 2021 4:52 am

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Are you a pariah state developing WMD as a deterrent, are you a terrorist who wants WMD for the purpose of spreading freedom. Are you just an ordinary state that wants WMD as a means of deterrence from neighbors or any other purpose and you don’t want to spend trillions on building your own or buying expensive WMD. We would like to inform you that the warehouses of Theocracy Tupeia are full of WMD waiting to be delivered to you at a low price. You must be wondering why we sell for such low prices, the answer is a simple overproduction of the same.

Our prices are:
The price is $ 100.000 per piece.
We have all species.

The current exclusive price is 1 crates 25 dollars.

list:
1-Antrax
2-Plague
3-Cholera
4-Tulameria
5-smallpox
6-Ebola
7-Nipah
8-Spiral Disease (1 |2)
9-other by choice

Exclusive Price is 1 crates $ 20. We have all kinds,iperit, mustard, etc.We promise your country to save money.

$ 15 per bomb.


Order form:
Code: Select all
[box][b]Buyer's full name:
Buyer's full address :
What WMD do you want? :
How much? :
Any other notes? :[/b][/box]
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Surrealist Patagonia
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Postby Surrealist Patagonia » Sat Mar 13, 2021 5:04 am

Buyer's full name: Konrad Svoboda
Buyer's full address : Libertad Street, Puerto Soleil, Patagonia
What WMD do you want? : Thermonuclear missile
How much? : 3
Any other notes? : Deliver it using a covert and secure cargo flying a Liberian flag. Make sure it sails safely to Soleil ports.
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Tupeia1
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Postby Tupeia1 » Sun Mar 14, 2021 12:53 pm

Surrealist Patagonia wrote:
Buyer's full name: Konrad Svoboda
Buyer's full address : Libertad Street, Puerto Soleil, Patagonia
What WMD do you want? : Thermonuclear missile
How much? : 3
Any other notes? : Deliver it using a covert and secure cargo flying a Liberian flag. Make sure it sails safely to Soleil ports.

This order has been confirmed.

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Tupeia1
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Postby Tupeia1 » Wed Mar 17, 2021 5:23 pm

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Postby Earth Allies » Wed Mar 17, 2021 7:17 pm

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Islamic Holy Sites
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Postby Islamic Holy Sites » Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:34 am

I am torn between condemning this and admiring the low prices.
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The Dodo Republic
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Postby The Dodo Republic » Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:39 am

Buyer's full name: Admiral Pidus Waldoon
Buyer's full address : 5 presidential avenue, Fort Valkyrie, Dodoian Republic.
What WMD do you want? : Thermonuclear missile
How much? : 500
Any other notes? :
Bombs go boom. I like big boom bombs.

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Eternal Iron
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Postby Eternal Iron » Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:20 pm

Order form:
Code: Select all
[box][b]Buyer's full name: Eternal Iron
Buyer's full address :Torina Eternal Iron
What WMD do you want? : All
How much? : 100 thousand of each product
Any other notes? :[/b][/box]
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Tupeia1
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Postby Tupeia1 » Fri Mar 26, 2021 7:32 am

Islamic Holy Sites wrote:I am torn between condemning this and admiring the low prices.

"Respected, there is no reason for condemnation. You see, our warehouses have to be emptied because we have too many WMD weapons. We sell at low prices, you buy,job is done. There is nothing immoral or evil because everyone is happy on the to end."

-The Great Apostate Nikkilus

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Islamic Holy Sites
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Postby Islamic Holy Sites » Fri Mar 26, 2021 7:36 am

Tupeia1 wrote:
Islamic Holy Sites wrote:I am torn between condemning this and admiring the low prices.

"Respected, there is no reason for condemnation. You see, our warehouses have to be emptied because we have too many WMD weapons. We sell at low prices, you buy,job is done. There is nothing immoral or evil because everyone is happy on the to end."

-The Great Apostate Nikkilus

"Except those who get nuked."-
President Murtaza Tamimi
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FREEDOM, DEMOCRACY, ISLAM

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Tupeia1
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Postby Tupeia1 » Fri Mar 26, 2021 8:23 am

Islamic Holy Sites wrote:
Tupeia1 wrote:"Respected, there is no reason for condemnation. You see, our warehouses have to be emptied because we have too many WMD weapons. We sell at low prices, you buy,job is done. There is nothing immoral or evil because everyone is happy on the to end."

-The Great Apostate Nikkilus

"Except those who get nuked."-
President Murtaza Tamimi


"They are irrelevant. No one throws nuclear bombs at their enemies without a valid reason."

-The Great Apostate Nikkilus

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Tupeia1
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Postby Tupeia1 » Fri Mar 26, 2021 8:24 am

The Dodo Republic wrote:
Buyer's full name: Admiral Pidus Waldoon
Buyer's full address : 5 presidential avenue, Fort Valkyrie, Dodoian Republic.
What WMD do you want? : Thermonuclear missile
How much? : 500
Any other notes? :
Bombs go boom. I like big boom bombs.

This order has been confirmed.

Eternal Iron wrote:Order form:
Code: Select all
[box][b]Buyer's full name: Eternal Iron
Buyer's full address :Torina Eternal Iron
What WMD do you want? : All
How much? : 100 thousand of each product
Any other notes? :[/b][/box]

This order has been confirmed.
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Islamic Holy Sites
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Postby Islamic Holy Sites » Fri Mar 26, 2021 8:41 am

Tupeia1 wrote:
Islamic Holy Sites wrote:"Except those who get nuked."-
President Murtaza Tamimi


"They are irrelevant. No one throws nuclear bombs at their enemies without a valid reason."

-The Great Apostate Nikkilus

"How about if NK nuked someone? Those guys get relevantised?"
Proud member of the UIC, CFTC, LITA, the DEA and the ICDN. Host nation of SETZA. Founder/Co-founder of the IDSF.

FREEDOM, DEMOCRACY, ISLAM

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Tupeia1
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Postby Tupeia1 » Tue Mar 30, 2021 6:30 am

Islamic Holy Sites wrote:
Tupeia1 wrote:
"They are irrelevant. No one throws nuclear bombs at their enemies without a valid reason."

-The Great Apostate Nikkilus

"How about if NK nuked someone? Those guys get relevantised?"

"Still, no one throws nuclear bombs like snowballs at their enemies. Nuclear weapons are almost always used as a last resort."

-The Great Apostate Nikkilus

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Islamic Holy Sites
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Postby Islamic Holy Sites » Tue Mar 30, 2021 1:42 pm

Tupeia1 wrote:
Islamic Holy Sites wrote:"How about if NK nuked someone? Those guys get relevantised?"

"Still, no one throws nuclear bombs like snowballs at their enemies. Nuclear weapons are almost always used as a last resort."

-The Great Apostate Nikkilus

"Some certainly do."
Proud member of the UIC, CFTC, LITA, the DEA and the ICDN. Host nation of SETZA. Founder/Co-founder of the IDSF.

FREEDOM, DEMOCRACY, ISLAM

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Mystery Realms
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Postby Mystery Realms » Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:30 pm

Buyer's full name: Mystery Realms
Buyer's full address : central Iran
What WMD do you want? : Biological weapons
How much? : 100 each
Any other notes? :
Need them for development and direct attacks.
Resignation at ISDF, and New Member of ICDN.

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Tupeia1
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Postby Tupeia1 » Fri Apr 09, 2021 8:41 am

Mystery Realms wrote:
Buyer's full name: Mystery Realms
Buyer's full address : central Iran
What WMD do you want? : Biological weapons
How much? : 100 each
Any other notes? :
Need them for development and direct attacks.

This order has been confirmed.

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GreatOceania
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Founded: Mar 25, 2021
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Postby GreatOceania » Tue Apr 13, 2021 10:15 am

Buyer's full name: 17 (that's his name)
Buyer's full address: FOB F4
What WMD do you want? : Spiral Disease
How much? : 12
Any other notes? : shipped them through the air and make sure to have the Oceania Airforce Roundel painted on the aircraft so it won't be shot down by AA
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Tyrantio Land
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Postby Tyrantio Land » Tue Apr 13, 2021 10:21 am

Buyer's full name: Tyrantio Land
Buyer's full address : 2563 Arin Street, Tekos Military Base and WMD site
What WMD do you want? : Nuclear Weapon
How much? : 1000
Any other notes? :

These prices are ridiculously low!
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Tupeia1
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Postby Tupeia1 » Sun Apr 18, 2021 10:25 am

GreatOceania wrote:
Buyer's full name: 17 (that's his name)
Buyer's full address: FOB F4
What WMD do you want? : Spiral Disease
How much? : 12
Any other notes? : shipped them through the air and make sure to have the Oceania Airforce Roundel painted on the aircraft so it won't be shot down by AA

This order has been confirmed.

Tyrantio Land wrote:
Buyer's full name: Tyrantio Land
Buyer's full address : 2563 Arin Street, Tekos Military Base and WMD site
What WMD do you want? : Nuclear Weapon
How much? : 1000
Any other notes? :

These prices are ridiculously low!

This order has been confirmed.

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Soveiniesberg
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Postby Soveiniesberg » Sun Apr 18, 2021 2:45 pm

a note was left, and it read:


Buyer's full name: Joseph Sovei
Buyer's full address : 53002 Soveinian Street
What WMD do you want? : Nuclear bombs, cluster bombs, and napalm bombs
How much? : 50 Nukes, 500,000,000 Cluster Bombs, and 3,000 Napalm Bombs
Any other notes? : can you leave it at the back entrance, please?
Sincerely, Joseph Sovei
I guess I made one of these, now.
what do people put here?
I don't really know, but I have one, now.

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