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Postby Cavirfi » Thu Mar 11, 2021 12:42 am

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Postby Cavirfi » Thu Mar 11, 2021 1:07 am

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Cavirfi finishes paying war reparations to Crabaiaia



After some economic backs and forths between members of THE Barn Council, Cavirfi has managed to accumulate enough money to repay all their war debt to Crabaiaia, Crabaiaia and Cavirfi had gone to war over "the right to kindness" in the last week. It ended swiftly killing almost 3,000. With Cavirfi suffering the most losses, because of Cavirfi's surrender in the war. Crabaiaia negotiated a war reparations of NS$ 500,000,000,000 to be payed at any time. Today, Cavirfi celebrates the day that they are free from economic debt to Crabaiaia.


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Postby Cavirfi » Sun Mar 14, 2021 12:16 am

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First batch of niceguy migrants arrive in Cavirfi. LGBTQ+ Nationalists outraged



After The Barnumberg Accords was signed between Crabaiaia and Cavirfi, 500,000 Nicepeople mostly men were allowed to move in to Cavirfi at a safety-net clause of 250 billion NS Dollars. However until yesterday, no niceguy has made the trip to Cavirfi. Today, 25,000 niceguys took the opportunity and got a "chance visa" to Cavirfi which expires by March 7, 2022. Once the visa expires, they are safe from Crabaiaian deportation. These men are optimistic about their future here. One even said

"Ah, it's refreshing to see a place that hasn't been taken over by the muscly abusive bad boys yet!"

Most of the Cavirfite population has also agreed about an optimistic future for these men and hope that this country will refresh their minds, however a small but growing faction of nationalists who are either allies or members of the LGBTQ+ community aren't celebrating this wave of immigration.

Earlier this day, at 10 am, a group of nationalists called "Queers against NG Migrants" staged a peaceful rally against the migrants holding signs calling the niceguys leeches, gigolos, and doormat tourists. This rally didn't exactly go well with the police and the migrants who agreed to protect each other at all costs decided to act. So after 5 hours of protesting, the police requested the protestors to move outside of the area where the migrant dorms were located, the protestors agreed and are now holding their protests by starting a blockade around the metro web-block G, the district of Barnumberg where the migrants are currently stationed. No violence has been reported yet. However, it is expected if the Tortune Government doesn't hold a meeting in time before the protests become mass-scale.


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Postby Cavirfi » Sun Mar 14, 2021 9:50 pm

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Cavirfi is planning non-applicant observer status to the European Union, thoughts?



So as Cavirfi has been ratified as a state and not a micronation, Cavirfi has been already making plans to build their ties with Europe.

The Tortune Government is now making plans to apply for "non-applicant observer status" with the European Union. If you do not know what that means, it basically means that a nation with this status is allowed to send a representative to the EU Parliament but they are not allowed to vote, and they are not allowed to have their positions upgraded to Membership status. This is basically an informal trade alliance with European Union members, currently Israel, Lebanon, Morroco, Estima (Estima is fictional country in my headcannon), and Weissprussine are the only 5 states that have this status with the European Union. The status' counterpart applicant observer status is meant for countries who want a rehearsal for should they join the EU. Albania, Turkey, Georgia, and the Ukraine have this status.

Now, what's the problem? Cavirfi doesn't even want membership so what's the big deal? Estima, Estima has a problem with Cavirfi being in the same boat as them. You see, the conflict that Cavirfites fled: Had Estima involved. Estima feels like Cavirfi is a nation of traitors who chose to stab them in the back to impose an unrealistic image of peace and kindness.

So, should Cavirfi be allowed to join the European Union as a non-member non-applicant observer?


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Postby Cavirfi » Mon Mar 15, 2021 8:37 pm

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Controversial ad promoting Cavirfi-Europe ties stokes anger in Crabaiaian Internet



Yesterday, an ad released by a Crabaiaian couple living in Cavirfi has caused outrage among Crabaiaian Internet users blaming the ad of "promoting misogyny", "condoning sexual harrassment", and "cannonizing stalking".

The ad in question was produced by couple: Elenes Masuskas (Ellen Masker) and Rovlejos Sminsis (Rowley Smithson), Elenes said that she was chasing the "bad boys" for 9 years while Rowley watched her get into trouble and pain over and over and over again. That they had come to terms only after Elenes was willing to give the relationship a shot. Before that, they were friends. Now, they are lovers.

Anyways, onto the ad, the ad in question goes like this

Hi, I'm Ellen
I'm Rowley.

This is why we think Europe is best for Cavirfi.

Ellen: We are not 2 people who can instantly click with each other, years and years of me being harmed by abuse, drugs, and objectification has made me blind to him. He was able to help me overcome the trauma and now we are 2 years together living in Cavirfi. But what does this have to do Europe?

Rowley: Well, we didn't click with each other at the start, look what is happening now with the EU Parliament they are making debates about whether or not Cavirfi deserves this status with the EU. Our relationship in a way, is like Cavirfi's relationship with Europe. There will be bad alliances and unions who will come harm Cavirfi economically and politically. But, if Cavirfi chooses to aim at the right path. One day, Cavirfi will click with Europe. Just how like she clicked with me.

Ellen and Rowley: So, we hope Cavirfi and Europe. Unity and Prosperity, it will take time but it's worth it.


The ad has now caused anger on many of Crabaiaia's most popular sites like SmartWeb and MediBlog triggering the political situation that Crabaiaia had been for the past few months. Some comments saying this.

Ellen, blink twice, if he is secretly abusing you


A nice guy is actually more abusive than the bad boy


Cringe


But this comment in particular stands out

So I got some info on the couple and I actually heard they are from here and moved after the first anniversary. So, I think they are not blind to the politics that is going on in Crabaiaia right now. Look, nice guys are not nice they have been sexually harassing gay men, lesbian women, women in general. Coercing many people to stand by their side, convincing many that this world is run by pumped up abusive bad boys on steroids or bitchy women on implants. Which is certainly not the case, if bad boys and bitches were at the top, why would they be the most incarcerated? The least wealthy? And the most likely to die of overdose, murder, or suicide?

It's a false narrative, stem from one rejection, turned into tens of thousands of deaths. Look around you! I lost my brother to the war in Savia! All because you couldn't pick someone in your league and thought that society is overall is messed up when YOU are at fault. Damn, I hate nice guys.

To the Commission of Europe in Cavirfi, if you are reading this, please send a cease and desist order to the couple who made this falsely narrated advertisement ASAP!


The Commision of Europe in Cavirfi has yet to respond but the Tortune Government has approved the ad for usage on IBTVNC commercial breaks.


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Postby Cavirfi » Tue Apr 06, 2021 4:41 pm

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The Cavirfite Constitution has now been ratified, and the 1st TechCo and the 1st GreTri appointments will be made.



Yesterday, the constitution of Cavirfi was read aloud to the Wolf Pack, the cabinet that ran the government of Cavirfi, signifying the ratification of the country's existence and wishing all countries across the multiverse to recognize and respect such existence. Now, with the constitution clarifying the members of the state, the people, and the military as well as their duties and freedoms. The State shall have all 3 branches of Government, however, the legislature and the judiciary are still empty. So now, Cavirfi will hold it's 1st appointment of legislative and judiciary officers.

As for the appointments themselves, currently there are 200 candidates for the legislature all across Cavirfi, only which 80 will be appointed among them. For the judiciary, 24 candidates shall be chosen, only which 8 will be selected among them to the Great Tribunal (or Supreme Court if you're not from around here).

Once the members are selected, announcements of their positions will be made.


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Postby Cavirfi » Sat Apr 10, 2021 12:10 am

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4 Crabaiaians killed and 2 Cavirfites injured in a military standoff over fleeing refugees



Today at 6:30 am exact, a Cavirfite Navy Frigate and a Crabaiaian Navy Speedboat fought each other off, over a refugee raft that was intercepted by the former.

The Cavirfite Frigate, the FS Marley (named after Bob Marley), set off from Barnumberg bound for a strip of ocean 10 NM away from Crabaiaia's EEZ to investigate the sudden drop of refugees fleeing for Cavirfi. At the same time, a raft filled with Crabaiaian niceguys fleeing (in which they don't know where they'll end up) Crabaiaia left the shores 20 km west of Laker City.

An hour after both maritime vehicles left their respective location-of-port, the Crabaiaian Navy sensed a signal that a certain ship had entered into International Waters with a heading of 315 degrees (which points towards the Southeast Coast of Crabaiaia). So they decided to hold a Navy speedboat and a Coast Guard frigate on hold until the ship got too close, in which deployment will begin.

At 6:00 am, the ship, only 25 nautical miles away from the Crabaiaian EEZ had come into close contact with the raft and the conversation went like this:

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Blue = Refugee Raft
Yellowgreen = FS Marley

"Hey, what are you doing here?"

"We were trying to get away from Crabaiaia"

"What happened? Why are so little refugees fleeing?"

"The Crabaiaian Government had just issued blockades around major gentlemen cities and they are forcing us into submission through military force"

That is when the FS Marley's crew had finally got their answers to the enigma. The Crabaiaians were INTENTIONALLY violating the Barnumberg Accords, which allowed for at least 500,000 refugees to flee to Cavirfi with special status.

The FS Marley picked up the raft using ropes to pull it up onto the main deck.

However, unbeknownst to the crew of the FS Marley and the refugees, a Crabaiaian speedboat had already been heading their way. As for navy policy, requires an investigation of a ship if it reaches 50 NM away from the EEZ if it doesn't respond to their signals or isn't registered by the Lighthouse Assosciation (the main STC [sea traffic control] of Crabaiaia).

The Speedboat along with FS Marley then came into close contact 15 minutes later, just 35 NM away from the EEZ.

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Orange = Crabaiaian Speedboat
Yellowgreen = FS Marley

"You there! You have violated Crabaiaian Law by not respecting our water boundaries!"

"How?! We intercepted your refugees 25 NM OUTSIDE your territory. You have lots of questions out here to answer!"

"Like what?"

"Explain everything the refugees said, you intentionally blocked them from exit points out of your nation, what is the problem with you? Don't you know that violates the Barnumberg Accords?"

"They were rioting and they were intentionally taking advantage of trucks sending them food to keep them energized, they are destroying our property to advance their misogynistic cause."

"Violent? Misogynistic? How thwarted are you to think that being a good person is misogynistic and violent."

"Good? How thwarted are you think that being a violent and misogynistic person is good?"

The yelling continued for a few more minutes until both sides decided to draw out their guns and (although no one knows who shot first) began firing. The frigate (which was more well equipped) to fire a cannon into the speedboat making a hole on it's hull thus sinking it. The 3 crew and the 1 officer on board jumped to the sea before the boat fully sank however the Cavirfites shot them all, killing them before they could even swim for help. During the standoff, 2 Cavirfites were also shot by the crew of the Crabaiaian Speedboat however they were quickly sent down to the medical deck and were saved before anything bad could happen.

"OH MY GOD! WE JUST KILLED EVERYONE ON BOARD THE SPEEDBOAT!" One Cavirfite seaman said in a panic.

4/4 of the Crabaiaians on board their speedboat were killed, while 2/25 of the Cavirfite crew were injured, 0/25 were killed. No refugees were harmed in the standoff.

The FS Marley safely arrived at Barnumberg without further events at 10:00 am Cavirfi Time. While the 4 Crabaiaians were sent to the nearest morgue by the Coast Guard of Crabaiaia, and their deaths announced to their families.

"WHY?!!!! WHY DID YOU KILL MY HUSBAND?! WHY?!!!" A woman, allegedly being the wife of one of the killed was caught crying over the pronouncement of her husband's death.

The Commander-In-Chief of both countries' militaries have yet to react to the situation


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Postby Cavirfi » Sat Apr 10, 2021 11:01 pm

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Crabaiaian Central Bank reports 2nd major loss of 2021 after military standoffs



In the wake of the recent navy standoff between Cavirfi and Crabaiaia, the central bank of Crabaiaia, Goldossavas della Subus (or Bank of the Land in English), reported a NS$ 5 MILLION loss after investors rushed to pull out money, and several people who owed debt to the bank, failed to pay their dues. The main cause of the sudden rush-and-fail recession that the bank faced, was the heightened fears of financial security, as the citizens of Crabaiaia's fear came true; Cavirfi could penetrate the country's territorial defenses, leading to the 2nd fear; that Cavirfi could rob the country if they wanted to.

The Interim Commander of Crabaiaia, Fritz Milk, the Commander of Diplomacy, Tai'ibah Cummings, and the Commander of Finance, Robert Stilles, decided to hold a parliamentary meeting tomorrow, regarding about the loss of the bank's assets, and what to do about it.

More news regarding the Crabaiaian Economy will be issued after events unfold.


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Postby Cavirfi » Sat Apr 10, 2021 11:42 pm

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The Cavirfite Minister of Defense reaction on the standoff: "We are sorry that we killed 4 of your citizens, but please follow the agreements."



Earlier today, the Cavirfite Minister of Defense, Suzanne Mackenzie, issued a statement regretting causing the deaths of 3 Crabaiaian Navy Enlistees and 1 Crabaiaian Navy Officer, but that Crabaiaia should follow the conditions of The Barnumberg Accords; which allow for the entry of 500,000 refugees from Crabaiaia to Cavirfi under special status, without any further red tape. Currently 50,000 Crabaiaian Citizens have filled the accords' slots, therefore 450,000 Crabaiaian Citizens are still allowed to migrate to Cavirfi openly and without delay, if Crabaiaia wishes no further incident to occur

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The post was issued in light of the recent standoff between Crabaiaia and Cavirfi over fleeing refugees, which killed 4 Crabaiaians and injured 2 Cavirfites. The refugees in concern arrived in Cavirfi safely without further event.

More updates will be made as we get deeper into the story.


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Interim Commander Fritz Milk: "We will prepare for war if we have to..."



After the standoff yesterday that killed 4 in our navy, the Interim Commander made a statement in Parliament, that in the case that any further incidents involving Crabaiaia and Cavirfi's Navy, are to result in total war with Cavirfi.

We will prepare for war if we have to,
It is clear that Cavirfi isn't willing to respect our sovereignty, we have warned them multiple times in the past, during THE Barn Conference. That kindness doesn't owe you anything, and it shouldn't have been a political issue. Yet orders like the White Knights, and the fallen Gentlemen. Haven't listened to us; and I can't believe that Cavirfi would utterly support them, just to what? Advance some "righteous" cause? No, they want to destroy our sovereignty and use the banner of "righteousness" and "morality" as an excuse.

They may have the courage, the skill, and the dignity to invade us. But we have the manpower and the technology to even this out, so fellow citizens, if Cavirfi doesn't respect our sovereignty. We won't respect theirs.


This statement was made to bring a feeling of vengeance to the families of those killed, to seek out justice, against Cavirf. However, will these statements be taken seriously?

More will be updated soon.


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Postby Cavirfi » Mon Apr 12, 2021 11:18 pm

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Crabaiaian MP demands Government to "respect the privacy of the families of those afflicted".



Yesterday, at 5:00 pm, during a parliamentary session regarding the recent standoffs between Crabaiaia and Cavirfi, that killed 4 Crabaiaian Navy personnel, as well as the sudden liquidation of funds from Goldossavas della Subus, which led to a NS$ 5,000,000 loss. An MP, presumably from the General Conservative Party made a statement during the section of the debate regarding the funerals of those killed.

I would like to request the Federal Government of Crabaiaia to respect the privacy of the families of those afflicted.


He said, that the Government shall "respect the privacy of the families of those afflicted." meaning that he wishes that the Government would allow the families of those killed to hold a private funeral for them to allow a proper period of mourning without government interference.

I am deeply saddened by the recent killings of 4 in our Navy by the FS Marley's crew, however I wish that the government won't hold a public broadcasted funeral for those fallen, instead, I wish that the families of those afflicted would be allowed to hold funerals for the fallen loved ones and as well as an uninterrupted mourning period.

I just fear that the we, the government, will use a broadcasted public funeral to further justify tensions against Cavirfi, when really all Cavirfi has done is try to do their job, which is to make sure we follow the agreements we made with them, and they did it, through military investigations. We provoked them to kill us, it's our fault; that our navymen died at their hands, we should have followed the rules, but instead we continued to abuse the gentlemen of this nation, and prevent them from fleeing for what they believe to be a better life.

I thought we are a Democracy; shouldn't democracies allow the people to leave when they don't like the situation and feel like it will never improve? Don't democracies allow people to speak out rather than blockade them? I thought Democracies, should follow the agreements made with other people of other nations, rather than violate them. If we can't do all 3, why call ourselves free?

So, Crabaiaia, dear Crabaiaia, apologize to Cavirfi for violating the agreements, forgive them for killing our soldiers, and lastly apologize to and forgive our gentlemen for both blockading and rioting them. Do it now, while we still have time.


The Parliament then kicked him out of the chamber for the rest of the session, today, we got to speak with him.

Honestly, I am not surprised anymore. I have already sensed the downfall of Crabaiaian Democracy, since I began being an MP back in {20}'14. The lack of willingness for the government to listen to the people has shown you that, I just got kicked out of Parliament for stating the obvious. Now, do I plan to quit being an MP? No, I will continue to be an MP until changes are made, or until I die and those changes never come.

I'd rather die standing than live kneeling.


More will be updated of this ongoing conflict.


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Postby Cavirfi » Thu Apr 15, 2021 3:27 am

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204 killed, 612 injured in Chatia Terrorist Attack.



Earlier this morning, 204 people including 51 schoolchildren were killed, in the worst and deadliest terrorist attack in Crabaiaian History since the Confederal Wars. 2 terrorists from the Stigmatised Heroes of Crabaiaia, a Manosphere-oriented terrorist group. Drove an IED-filled van into a crowded mall in Chatia, the capital city of Amino, an Autonomous territory in Crabaiaia, they then blew it up through a remote hacking detonation scheme, which uses several lines of code to tell the bomb to detonate. 1 of the bombers died when they got stuck in their van while the hacker in charge of detonating was programming the detonation scheme, several in the mall were killed instantly while most were killed in the structural collapse of the mall, this is what led to most of the injuries.

In the following minutes a van of a similar model, also filled with IEDs drove to a public school just a few hours away. Through the same remote hacking mechanism, the van blew up giving leeway for the terrorists to enter to the school, undetected (many of the surveillance cameras were destroyed in the explosion, 1 security guard was killed). They then opened the doors of several classrooms and began firing indiscriminately, killing 51 schoolchildren and injuring many more.

Emergency services immediately came to treat the wounded in the mall and police arrested the shooters, but not without a gun fight that would then kill 15 officers. The surviving bomber back in the mall bombing was not found.

In total, 204 were killed (220 if you count the officers and guards killed trying to stop the attacks from continuing) and 612 were injured. Making it the deadliest terrorist attack in all of CONSTITUTIONAL Crabaiaian History (A much deadlier attack before the Constitution was amended happened in 1968 killing 500). This is also the worst peacetime attack during the 2nd Beta Uprising, the ongoing revolt going on in Crabaiaia.

More will be updated of the story


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Postby Cavirfi » Sun Apr 18, 2021 3:19 am

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Fritz Milk: "Keep children out of this"



In the recent light of the terrorist attacks in Chatia, Amino. That killed 204 including 51 students. Interim Commander Fritz Milk made a speech about how believers of manosphere ideology in Crabaiaia, should stop indoctrinating or even killing children in the name of "preserving moral values."

I understand, you are in a "struggle", because of us. I undestand, that you have difficulty living life because of this "bad boy" society. But please, please, do not include children in this.

Children just want to live life, they only have one goal, and that is to be happy, now you may say, adults want to be happy too. Yes, you are right, but the methodology is different. Children just want to have a max-enjoyment lifestyle where they get to fulfill their hobbies as they wish, they don't care about money or politics or whatever, and this is where I have a problem; You cannot stop involving children, the future of this nation, you keep telling them; we are in a fucked up world ruled by crappy elite.

*sounds of Parliament booing in the background*

And that, if they want to live a happy life, that they need to join your movement. I think that is wrong. Do you wanna know why? None of the parties in this parliament, except your favourite, BOOKERS OVER THERE. Don't have a children's wing? Because we understand that having children being indoctrinated by politics; isn't healthy for our society in the long run.



Milk commented on how child involvement in politics should be highly minimized and even made comments on the 'Children of Hope', a Booker Party-funded group designated for children who want to understand more of Booker politics.

More will be updated regarding the story


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News (DEVELOPING STORY) (AMINO ULTRA-AUTONOMY MOVEMENT: A TLCS SPECIAL)


First round of protests erupt in Chatia.



Yesterday, a first round of protests had occured outside of the Aminoan Governor's office in Chatia, calling for the increasing of autonomy for the territory of Amino in Crabaiaia.

The protests were made in the light of the recent terrorist attacks, and the 2nd Beta Uprising altogether. The protests calls for the introduction of an Independent Economic Board, that will monitor economic and civic regulations in the territory. As well as the introduction of the proposed "Aminoan Qrykder", a new currency that will be allowed to be used in Amino, and will be the EXCLUSIVE currency of the territory.

Politicians are confused as to how a separate Aminoan Qrykder, that is independent from the nationally used Crabaiaian Qrykder, will allow for a better autonomy. However one Booker Party member who is not a MP in any state said this:

Amino as a territory is tired of the current economic strain and tensions with other territories and governorates within the Crabaiaian nation, we are the poorest territory in all the land, it is better if people negotiate in exchanging powers they are comfortable with. An Aminoan Qrykder independent from the Crabaiaian Qrykder, will allow for regulation BY the Aminoan people, and will allow for regulation against the TYRANNICAL domestic trade laws of Crabaiaia.

We will not spend our money on an economy on a state that hates us just for being poor, and a state that endorses domestic violence and manipulation of women and men alike.

So Crabaiaia, GIVE US MORE AUTONOMY.


The protests ended peacefully after the protestors lost energy, however more rounds are expected and Crabaiaia is requesting the Civil Guard, a branch of the army. To be prepared for insurgency in the region should it further destabilize.

More will be updated of this story.


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It's official, Cavirfi will apply for EU observership



Last Friday, the Wolf Pack has approved Chancellery Resolution #1: Cavirfi with Europe (Also known as, CR#1), after confirmation by the Great Tribunal, and secondary approval by the Technocratic Council, in a tense debate.

CR#1 will allow for Cavirfi to apply for "Non-Member Non-Applicant Observer Status" in the European Union, which allows for trade ties economically with the EU and will allow for the EU to monitor economic regulations in nations holding this status.

The European Union Parliament in Strassbourg will yet to approve Cavirfi to enter this position, however due to the non-member nature of such status, chances are the EU will accept Cavirfi regardless of their economic or political situation.

You can read the full resolution, by clicking here.

More will be updated soon.


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Postby Cavirfi » Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:03 pm

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Trial for captured terrorists that killed 204 in Chatia begins tomorrow.



After several back and forth Parliamentary inquiries, the Territorial Court of Amino is finally allowed to hold the trial for the terrorists that committed an attack in Chatia last Thursday.

The attack in question involved the bombing of a mall and school, and the shooting of the latter, the attack occured last Thursday morning and was motivated by recent lack of progress by the Crabaiaian Government to listen to the recent revolters of the 2nd Beta Uprising. The attack killed 204 people, including 51 students at the school mentioned earlier, families are still mourning the deaths of their loved ones.

The trial will be held tomorrow and is expected to span the course of 3 days.

More will be updated of this story


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2nd round of protests leads to 6 arrests, 4 injuries.



Yesterday, a protest took place in a farming village 500 km Southwest of the capital of the Crabaiaian territory of Amino, Chatia. The protestors were demanding that Samuel Bate, the leader of the Booker Party and one of the 3 MPs representing the territory, to propose a law that will allow for Amino's ultra-autonomy. The protests were met with riot police who threw tear gas and even shot live bullets to scare the protestors into submission, 4 were injured as a result of the shooting, and 6 surrendered themselves to the police and were eventually arrested and fined Q25 each for "disturbing the peace".

Critics of the police's actions claim that the police are once again trying to silence the people on behalf of the Crabaiaian Government. However, the Crabaiaian Government they are just trying to keep the situation under control so that the legislative process won't be disturbed and progress will actually go underway.

More will be updated of this story.


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EU declares Cavirfi eligible for NMNAOS



In a Parliamentary session in Strassbourg last Wednesday, the EU finally declares Cavirfi eligible for NMNAOS, a status that would allow Cavirfi to propose legislation in the EU but also allow the political process to be free of EU interference.

The vote came unanimously and Cavirfi will now join the NMNAOS group tomorrow.

We thank the EU for accepting Cavirfi


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Postby Cavirfi » Sun Apr 25, 2021 12:25 am

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Cavirfi celebrates EU observership entry.



Yesterday, Cavirfi became the 6th member of the NMNAOS group, a group with ties with the European Union (and technically, a puppet organization of the EU). The Cavirfite Government celebrates by enforcing a temporary mandate to replace all Cavirfite flags with EU flags from today, Sunday, April 25th. Until Saturday, May 1st.

The Cavirfite Government also made their 1st speech to the EU Parliament via online conference, the speech calls for bigger ties between member states and assistance with the UK to adapt to a post-Brexit society.

We once again thank the EU for accepting Cavirfi's entry into the NMNAOS group


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Postby Cavirfi » Mon Apr 26, 2021 6:01 pm

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Terrorists involved in Chatia attack sentenced to death



After a 6-1 decision by the Federal Tribunal of Crabaiaia, the people involved in the Chatia attack that killed 204 will now be sentenced to death, the attack in question took place on April 15th and involved a school shooting and a mall bombing

The verdict came after 3 days of back and fourth debate between the attackers and their local prosecutors, initially they were only susceptible to 100 torture sessions however due to the grave situation of the number of deaths (no pun intended), the Federal Tribunal, the highest court of Crabaiaia requested that the attackers had their trial with them instead. The Federal Tribunal then decided death was the fairest punishment for the mass harm caused to the public. At a 6:45 AM court session almost all juries (except for the only jury who was a member of the Booker Party), voted to sentence the attackers to death, because of the supermajority, the verdict was official and could not be reversed.

The attackers are now on death row at a high security prison near Laker City, the capital of Crabaiaia, they will wait for their execution along with 200 other prisoners.

The public has rejoiced the decision however some niceguys who believed they could fuel a bigger revolution, were dissatisfied.


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Postby Cavirfi » Fri Apr 30, 2021 7:57 pm

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3rd round of protests leads to 3 arrests, 22 injured



In a recent round of protests in Chatia, Amino, Crabaiaia. 25 protestors marched to the territory's Parliament last morning. They were then met with 2 police office who formed an insufficient barricade in an attempt to keep the protestors from storming the building. Protestors then shouted "Free Amino, Amino shall be free" over and over again. Their demands? For the Crabaiaian Federal Government to give extra autonomy to Amino, an already autonomous territory similar to Yukon in Canada, or Gibraltar in the UK.

This extra autonomy would have granted Amino the right to control their own currency independent from the Central Currency of Crabaiaia, the Crabaiaian Qrykder. The protestors claim that the lack of currency control has led Amino to contribute to the Crabaiaian economy, who they believe; is run by "crooks and gangsters" and have "stabbed the founding fathers in the back".

The protest was peaceful until one man amongst the demonstrators decided to run towards the Parliament building in which police stopped him but then a stamped continued which led to 22 injuries including the 2 cops and 3 arrests, 2 were left unharmed.

The Federal Government of Crabaiaia has condemned the stampede and has called an Parliamentary forum to discuss the morale of the protestors.

More will be updated of this story


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Postby Cavirfi » Thu May 06, 2021 8:15 pm

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4th wave of protests erupt in fishing town, 15 injured. Peaceful protests in Laker City ends in tourists confused.



After a week of peaceful strikes, another violent protest has erupted in Amino this time in the fishing town of Finafi, which has a population of 10,000. 50 demonstrators held a convoy that would block access to the city of Chatia, where anti-autonomy demonstrators planned to meet the Chief Commander of Amino (who is the head of state of the territory) to discuss the creation of an anti-autonomy referrendum.

At 7:30 am (Crabaiaian Time), the convoy began blocking most, if not all of the major roads. The anti-autonomy demonstrators were unhappy. At 8:00 am, someone shot a hunting rifle at one of the convoy's vehicles, injuring the driver. Then, the pro-autonomy demonstrators fought back and shot gunpowder projectiles (which if set on fire, can explode smaller projectiles on targets upon contact) at the anti-autonomy protestors, the onslaught of violence lead to 15 injuries, 2 near-fatal (all on the anti-autonomy side), the Crabaiaian Civil Guard then drove tanks and the soldiers arrested 26 of the 50 pro-autonomy demonstrators.

The riots were condemned by State-Owned Media branch, Krabjas 24/7, calling it "a reason to further persecute "good men"". However, independent journalists, believe that these protests were staged by the Crabaiaian Military to justify further persecution.

In Laker City, The Good Ones, a semi-Ghandist religious order held a peaceful demonstration in Laker City by vandalising local restaurants whose owners have been accused of "spreading misinformation about the movement", as well as dumping dog and cat feces on government vehicles, 12 were arrested, 8 of which were given fines for public indecency. However, no violence was reported.

In the Laker City Marina, cruisers were met by TGO members waving Crabaiaian and TGO flags, sort of as a silent call for help. The tourists didn't know what the move was supposed to mean, but they were welcomed by it anyways.

"I honestly don't know what's going on in this country, I am just here for an Arctic summer getaway.", one tourist said.

More will be updated of this story.


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Postby Cavirfi » Wed May 12, 2021 9:16 pm

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New protest song becomes popular in Amino



Christian demonstrators in Amino made a demonstrative version of "O Tannenbaum" and sang it in a protest in a park in Chatia. The song had themes of Amino being "under a red dark winter sky" and wishing for the territory to be under a "bright vivid light".

This song was made in a recent light of the protests in Amino, a special autonomous territory in Crabaiaia, who has certain rights like independent education and agriculture, but doesn't have the right to have an independent trade or criminal policy. Which has upset several of its citizens, who they believe; their values don't exactly align with the less autonomous governorates. This has lead to protests which has caused the arrests and injuries of many. Including a high school student who was just trying to drive home with his mom's groceries.

The leader of the Church of Amino says he no longer wants a fight and just wants to "go down with the Alpha Government", when he made the song.

I honestly don't care about whether or not we will get what we want, we have been constantly defeated by the Alpha Government for 29 years, not a single victory for us, it was defeat after defeat after defeat, I have no hope anymore, not even the powers of God can save us now. I just want to know that we will not be defeated alone, we will be defeated by the Muslims' side, we will be defeated by the Hellenists' side, we will be defeated by the Jews' side, we will defeated by everyone else's side. If we will go down, everyone will go down, because that is fair.


More will be updated of this story.


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Federal Parliament denies Amino, a referendum



In a recent Parliamentary forum, a vote of 25-75 has denied the Autonomous Territory of Amino, a referendum for more autonomy; in fear this will cause a Domino Effect that will lead to the breakup of Crabaiaia as a whole. This has lead to anger in the Aminoan populace and protests intensified.

More will be updated of this story.


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