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[DRAFT] Amber = Bug Prison?

Postby Ushornaia » Sat Mar 06, 2021 7:01 am

[TITLE] Amber = Bug Prison?

[DESCRIPTION] Recent scientific research has accidentally led to the creation of Wasinium which can melt amber without harming the bug inside.

[VALIDITY] Any Nation

[OPTION 1] "This is an amazing breakthrough!" Exclaims scientist Volu Wasin, the scientist who invented Wasinium as he dances around your office, "Think of all the prehistoric bugs we could free! We could learn so much about them..."

[EFFECT] Prehistoric diseases are making a comeback

[OPTION 2] "What?! Are you crazy?" Yells Randy Dolbu the owner of the "Amber Museum" as he tries to discretely push some money into sleeve, "Half of my profits would be gone without the bugs inside of the amber! You can't do this to an already struggling bussiness!"

[EFFECT] Amber is more valuable then gold

[OPTION 3] "I has som ideaf," says 4 year old Anne Yoodler, "my mommy won't lef me get a doggie so I wan one of hese buggy tingies as a pet!"

[EFFECT] Prehistoric mosquitos have replaced pet rocks as toddler's first pets




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Postby Australian rePublic » Sat Mar 06, 2021 2:53 pm

Why is this a government issue? What would happen is that a private company would start selling this product, and if people don't like it, they won't buy it
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Postby Drew Durrnil » Sat Mar 06, 2021 2:55 pm

This is not important enough to be an issue. Try again with a bigger-scale one.
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Postby Ushornaia » Sat Mar 06, 2021 5:25 pm

Australian rePublic wrote:Why is this a government issue? What would happen is that a private company would start selling this product, and if people don't like it, they won't buy it
Australian rePublic wrote:Why is this a government issue? What would happen is that a private company would start selling this product, and if people don't like it, they won't buy it

Alright. I'll write a different one.
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