[TITLE] The Defenestration of Prague
[DESCRIPTION] Just as you are reaching the dessert course of a lovely dinner, the doors fly open to reveal @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME_1@@ Prague, the governor of one of your most remote provinces, covered in what you're fairly sure isn't chocolate. Sputtering with rage, @@HE_1@@ declares that the local populace, incensed by some new policy, burst into his office and threw @@HIM_1@@ out the window and into a septic tank that was open for maintenance nearby.
[VALIDITY] Devolution
[OPTION 1] "I hurried here immediately, @@LEADER@@!" concludes the governor, seemingly oblivious to the odor that is choking your nearby staff. "This rabble is completely mad. Send in the police! Send in the military! Quash this rebellion before it starts, and prosecute the ringleaders! I have a list of 27 names here that I suspect took part. We need to send the message that the government is not to be challenged, and we won't tolerate the unwashed masses laying hands upon politicians!"
[EFFECT 1] a fierce crackdown on public opinion is underway
[OPTION 2] "Smells like you're the unwashed one, Governor" quips @@RANDOMNAME@@, a representative of the mob in question, carefully concealing a pitchfork. "Listen, @@LEADER@@, nobody touched this oaf. Sure we went to @@HIS_1@@ office, but @@HE_1@@ jumped out the window rather than hear us out! Did you know @@HE_1@@ was demanding bribes for basic services? Just say no to dirty politics! Audit local officials to make sure they're clean, and then check on the auditors too!"
[EFFECT 2] the people responsible for auditing auditors are being audited
[OPTION 3] "Well this is as clear as sludge" mutters @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Director of Sewage and Wastewater Management, who was on a tour of the government building's bathrooms while you ate. "Without your people having been there, who knows what the truth is? Maybe it's time you exert a bit more personal control over the provinces, so this kind of thing doesn't happen again. That's the only way to be sure it doesn't get mucked up!"
[EFFECT 3] if you want something done right you have to do it yourself
As of draft 1 I'm definitely still wanting to re-work the effect lines, but these will suffice for the moment.