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Postby New Aeyariss » Wed Mar 03, 2021 2:22 am

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Greetings! Kali Yuga News Network is the premier service for all regional happenings. Please no posting here unless you are a member of KY - and don't read this thread unless you want your blood frozen cold in your veins!


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Postby New Aeyariss » Wed Mar 03, 2021 4:30 am

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POPE JOHN XXV DEAD AT 91!
REMAN CURIA : "WE MOURN HIS LOSS!"



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Cardinal Rossi over the dead pope




Reman Curia has officially confirmed that Pope John XXV has passed today at 00.10 after a long struggle with cancer. This marks the end of over four months of struggle of the late Reman pontiff with cancer, which left him bed-laid since late october. However, as his pontificate comes to an end, more questions arise over the issue of his succession, and what it ultimately means for the Reman Catholic Church.

The Pope's death was officially broken today by Cardinal Rossi, a jesuit and now deceased Pope's right hand. Full of teats, the Cardinal called the press conference roughly at one A.M, where - full of tears, he had announced that "our beloved Holy Father has left for his home". During said conference, the cardinal reminded us of past accomplishments of said pope; namely his contribution to ecumenism and inter-faith dialogue, care for the poor and charity for wenchuani refugees. Finally, the cardinal said that ages-old procedure will enacted instantly and soon conclave will gather to elect the person to sit on St. Peter's Throne.

The past pontificate wasn't however, without scandals. Three years ago, a Palmyri newspaper published photos alleged orgy that the late Pope, Cardinal Rossi, Mauricia Vanelli (current CEO of Mario & Lugi, largest Reman investment bank) and four other women were supposed to take part in an exclusive five star hotel. Though the Curia has dismissed the scandal as "fabrication of Palmyri intelligence, aiming to undermine the good name of the religious institutions", the scandal was enough to undermine the Pope's standing with the conservative factions within the church. Especially vocal among them was Cardinal Tomislav Novak from Vyeluncha, who accused the current pope of "pandering to liberalism, tolerating deviancies, changing rites and selling the holy mother church out to the corporations". Especially controversial was appointment of Cardinal Rossi - very well known for his liberal views - to position of Papal Chamberlain.

It is unclear who the conclave will elect, but there seem to be two main camps forming around two principal figures. Cardinal Rossi, who despite the scandal managed to capture the modernist wing of the church, and Cardinal Novak, who secured the vote of traditionalists. It is however reported that most cardinals seem to favour more moderate positions than the extremes presented by two most vocal candidates. If so, the conclave will be in a hard choice. [TS]
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Postby Svadyetsk » Thu Mar 04, 2021 4:09 am

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Duovograd Police Disperse Religious Gathering

Memorial Services Held By Reman Catholic Church


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Duovograd's Reman Catholic Church which has been closed until further notice.


Units of the People's Police were called to downtown Duovograd earlier today after residents complained about a disturbance caused by a gathering outside Duovograd's only Reman Catholic Church. Members of the small religious minority were taking part in an authorised gathering to mourn the death of Pope John XXV who passed way earlier this week after a long battle with cancer.

Narodnaya Pravda understands that the mourners were in the process of leaving the church, located in the Novetskaia District at the junction of General Oleksy Duov Routeway and Komsomol Street, when Bishop Andrey Severnikov, the most senior clerical figure in the United Soviet States, began to give an unplanned final sermon in a bid to lift the spirits of his congregation. Eyewitnesses report that the mood of the congregation had been 'most subdued'. A spokesperson for the Internal Security Service of the State Directorate of Internal Affairs(GUVD) which was monitoring the gathering stated that the content of the sermon was well within the approved parameters. However, the start of the sermon caused the crowd to stall in the process of exiting which caused a blockade of the local footpath. Pedestrians using the footpath were forced to step onto the road in order to proceed and curious onlookers caused the crowd to grow in size until it began to obstruct the flow of vehicle traffic. Residents reported hearing the beeping of horns and shouting as angry commuters attempted to pass. When the disturbance showed no signs of clearing up, numerous calls were placed to the Novetskaia District's local police station.

The first policemen on the scene were members of the Traffic Corps who attempted to move the traffic onwards. However, the size of the crowd that had gathered at this point meant that these efforts were unsuccessful. The Bishop is understood to have stopped preaching and to have urged his followers to move back into the church but the size of the crowd meant that these efforts were also thwarted. Reinforcements were deployed by the police commander of the Novetskaia District in order to resolve the issue. As a precaution, the OMON police tactical unit was mobilised but was later stood down as unnecessary. Police halted all traffic at the intersection and herded all of the pedestrians who had strayed onto the road back to the safety of the pavement. The original group which had emerged from the church were ordered to return inside until the onlookers had been dispersed. Once this had been achieved, traffic movement was restored and the churchgoers were instructed to leave in an orderly fashion while the Bishop was taken into GUVD custody.

In a public statement, Colonel Oleg Levin of the Duovograd People's Police announced that the Novetskaia District Church is being fined the sum of 5000 People's Labour Credits for causing a public disturbance. He also announced that Bishop Severnikov is being fined for breaching State regulations prohibiting unauthorised public preaching and may face imprisonment if the fine is not paid. The Colonel continued by stating that the People's Police would undertake a review of its policies regarding the policing of religious gatherings as well as the issuance of permits to religious bodies. Narodnaya Pravda understands that the Novetskaia District Church had acquired a police permit in order to display the pope's portrait on a stand outside the church for a week. Finally, Colonel Levin announced that no action would be taken against members of the church congregation unless further public disturbances occurred in the future. Bishop Severnikov has since been released by the GUVD. He is expected to appear before the People's Tribunal next week.

The Soviet Government has yet to comment on the death of the Reman pope. However, the General Staff of the People's Armed Forces indicated that discrete memorial services could be held in barracks at the discretion of the garrison commander.
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Postby Inyourfaceistan » Fri Mar 12, 2021 9:11 pm

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Postby New Aeyariss » Thu Mar 18, 2021 1:20 am

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ELECTIONS IN RADITIA!
HIS EXCELLENCY: "WE WILL SEE WHAT IT MEANS FOR OUR PARTNERS IN THE REGION"


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Prokop Sramek is the most likely candidate to win in the elections.




Just as every four years, the Kryvian nation of Raditia has one again launched it's elections. The three main candidates are Karel Linhart, Anna Jicova and Prokop Šrámek. This election comes as the most likely to win candidate, Prokop Sramek, openly criticized SACTO's involvement in Kryvian affairs. So far, Sramek - san has been leading in national polls, despite Linhart-san following him closely.

On a press conference called in Ishikawa, his excellency, the Shogun of the Empire of Greater Nifon, Kojiro-dono ue, announced that he does not intend to involve the Empire of Greater Nifon too deeply in Eulabian affairs. In his excellency's words, there is nothing that Nifon could gain from protracted involved in any area of Eulabia. Neither will Empire of Greater Nifon endorse any candidate, seeing the elections as domestic affair of Raditia.

On the other hand, his excellency expressed concern, citing that until now Raditia had been a recipient of Nifonese military hardware, as well having growing economic ties with the Empire of Greater Nifon. In addition to that, two SACTO nations - Bolrieg and Stojam - are located in the region, both having positive ties with Nifon. His excellency expressed hopes that no deterioration in relations between those states will happen and offered to act as mediator in potential conflicts.

On concluding note, the shogun himself offered any victor in the elections to visit Ishikawa. "I hope that such a meeting will further the cause of intrnational collective security" he said, edning the press conference.

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Inyourfaceistan wrote:You didn't know that Cusc is actually a 4-armed cyborg genius commander and skillful warrior created in secret by a cabal of rich capitalist financiers built to lead and army of drones and other renegades against and overbearing socialist regime?
Psalms 144:1 wrote:Blessed be the LORD my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight.
Also known as El Cuscatlan, Jesus will offer you eternal life if you believe in him!


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Postby Radimostan » Thu Mar 18, 2021 3:08 am

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"Good morning everyone, I welcome you at the daily morning news. The Telejournal rapporteurs have already began gathering data for the upcomming, though temporarily postponed, 2020 election. And here is the polling...

Mr Prokop Šrámek currently seems to be in the lead. Šrámek took over the party leadership following the 2016 elections, in which the Labour Pary suffered a major defeat. Could this be the return of the RLP? On the other hand, the numbers of the Prime Minister Anna Jicova seems to staggeringly weak, she is currently at the third post. Which means if the Šrámek fails to secure 50% of the vote, we will see a Linhart-Šrámek runoff election. I believe that will be definitely be a spectactle...

For mor detailed overview we have invited Dr. Josef Pavlíček from the Kundrata's Institute of Political Science. Good Morning Dr. Pavlíček."

"And good morning to you too! Now... to understand what we are seeing right now, we have to acknowledge that the Homofront Attacks of 2016 are still in our recent national memory. This of course made the issue of LGBT much more important that ever... which explains the low polling numbers of Ms. Jizcova?"

"How so?"

"Well Ms. Jizcova... and the LibDems in general are too focused on the economic issues and she failed to take a resolute stance when it comes to LGBT rights. This makes her looks weak."

"Could you explain why Šrámek has such high numbers compared to the rest? One would thought the people would be even more hostile towards the LGBT community."

"Well you see... It is fair to suggest that when it comes to LGBT issues the nation is split 50% holding favourable and 50% holding unfavourable views. There are two main factors that come to play, which make Šrámek so liked right now. First, Šrámek is still a moderate when it comes to these issues... His proposed civil rights legislation is not that radical... definitely not from western point of view..."

"Are we sure we can call Raditia a western country?"

"Well... that's debatable... but there is till the second thing that comes in tnto play... Šrámek is still not as centralist as Linhart, which makes him more favourable in the eyes of traditional Linhart voters."

"When we are at it... What about Linhart? Can he still make it?"

"Well definitely, things are far from over, he can still mobilize a huge voting base and sweep both Šrámek and Jizcova away... And even if he doesn't win... Taking a second place is still a huge victory for the young National Unity Party."
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Postby New Aeyariss » Fri Mar 26, 2021 2:56 am

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<sound of news annoucing. Camera zooms on the anchor>

Presenter: Good morning, this is channel 2, and we bring you your daily news! Death toll of the recent riot in Prostna, where dangerous mob of Stojamian hooligans attacked fans of FK Orao reached 30 as another person died in the hospital from a knife wound. We are now connecting to our reporter in Prostna.

<split screen, reporter appears on background of a demolished football stadium>

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Presenter: Radina, what happened there?

Reporter: It is like looking at a place hit by typhoon <camera zooms on ripped out chairs, rubble, demolished fence> an angry mob of Stojamian hooligans came and rushed at fans of FK Orao, who were forced to defend themselves. It took minutes until the police managed to stabilize the situation, and thousands of bystanders were caught in the riot. The police of prostna did not include even basic security measures as body checks as multiple hooligans were reported to posses dangerous items such as switch-blades.


Presenter: Do you think it was an organized incident?

Reporter: Of course! It was reported that members of most active Stojamian nationalist organisations, even supporters of LDS were here. In fact it looks like the aggression was organized not under football, but under nationalist pretense. Stojamanian hooligans were repeatedly chanting their desire for Cetynia to burn after all.

Presenter: Thank you. We are now moving to Ceytnia, where the Prime Minister is holding a press conference on the issue:

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Petrovij: My dear countrymen;

Yesterday, our country found itself under assault. What went on in Tomasevic Arena wasn't just a mere football riot; it was an organized assault on our nationality by a coalition of Stojamian criminals and nationalists, who see our claim to possess a separate identity as a challenge to their attempts to exploit our country. Our domestic intelligence services uncovered credible evidence that the aggression was organized and financed by Chernogorsk Clan, and by members of LDS and other Stojamian nationalist groups. For them to partake in acts of violence is unforgivable.

As such I vow that organizers of this assault will be swiftly brought to justice, wherever they may hide. It is time to demonstrate that our country is and will be more than a criminal black market the word considers us to be.

God bless Lendija!
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Inyourfaceistan wrote:You didn't know that Cusc is actually a 4-armed cyborg genius commander and skillful warrior created in secret by a cabal of rich capitalist financiers built to lead and army of drones and other renegades against and overbearing socialist regime?
Psalms 144:1 wrote:Blessed be the LORD my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight.
Also known as El Cuscatlan, Jesus will offer you eternal life if you believe in him!


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Postby Radimostan » Fri Apr 02, 2021 9:57 am

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ŠRÁMEK CLAIMS THE PRESIDENCY, LINHART CONTESTS

The Raditian Presidential election concluded yesterday at midnight and with the 95% of votes counted, it is safe to assume that Prokop Šrámek of the Raditian Labour Party is to be inaugurated as the 6th President of the Second Raditian victory. Šrámek claims 53.3% of the vote, giving him absolute majority making the second round of the Presidential Election unnecessary.

Though the victory is currently contested by Karel Linhart who ended up second claiming 34.1% of the vote. Meanwhile the LDA's candidate, Prime Minister Anna Jizcova suffered a major defeat, securing only 10% of the vote.

All is not yet over though, as the National Assembly is still controlled by the centre-right coalition. The fate of the current status quo will have will be decided in the upcoming legislative election.

There are plans for a speedy inauguration by the next friday. Mr. Šrámek also announced that he would be happy to meet with the Nifonese government in Ishikawa and discuss the current situation in Kryvia.

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Postby Radimostan » Sat Apr 10, 2021 2:47 am

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INAUGURATION OF PROKOP ŠRÁMEK

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Yesterday afternoon, 9th of April 2021, the Raditian Labour Party veteran Prokop Šrámek successfully swore the oath to protect the Republic, its constitution and its people. As such he was officially recognized as the 7th President of the Second Raditian Republic. Even though the Karel Linhart attempted to overturn the results in the courts, the recount has not changed the elections in any major way.

The new President's inauguration speech began charitably. "It can not be denied that our nation has done great progress since it threw away the shackles of the totalitarian dictatorship. Many of us enjoy great prosperity even in these otherwise dire times."

But continued a bit more critically. "But it also can not be denied that no all of our citizens were able to reap the full fruits of their labour. And that many were left behind when it came to their economic situation."
He then moved away from economic issues towards the social ones. "And it also can not be denied that our state failed to ensure basic protection to all its citizens no matter their creed, no matter their kind."

Afterwards he summarized his views on the issues. "To me that represents a certain degree of failure in our pursuit to create a civilized and humane society."".

He ended his brief speech with this: "It is not may goal to start revolutions. We already had a plenty of them to see they solve nothing. It is not my goal to return us to pre-1976 times. I am not a madman. But it is, always was and always will be my goal to fight against injustice everywhere and to ensure a basic level of social and material dignity every human being of good nature is entitled to."

As was expected, the President's first action was to call for a legislative election to secure majority in the National Assembly.
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Postby Inyourfaceistan » Sun Apr 11, 2021 1:22 am

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NOTE: All Kali-Yuga Canon is an alt-history dystopian version of Inyursta.
TL:DR; lost a big war, very different (incompetant/malicious) government is in power. Many of the characters you may know are imprisoned, exiled, forced into irrelevancy or otherwise dead. The actions and positions of certain characters in the government-media apparatus most certainly DO NOT represent normal canon Inyursta or my OOC views.


It's not French,it's not Spanish,it's Inyurstan
"Inyourfaceistan" refers to my player/user name, "Inyursta" is my IC name. NOT INYURSTAN. IF YOU CALL INYURSTA "INYURSTAN" THEN IT SHOWS THAT YOU CANT READ. Just refer to me as IYF or Stan.


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