Romextlian-Italian conflict on the Italian Question IC

[Insaanistan]

“Giovanni! Shut the foreigner up!”
After they hit him on the head with a gun, they begin to tie and gag him.

Alfred tarts coughing as he struggles to say
“What do you want me to do? I will plead loyalty to your cause, I will be like a dog, always by your side, anything to... stop you from.. h.. urting ... me... please let me go...”
Alfred starts crying and sobbing.

Seeing him cry disgusted them.
“This is why we need to rid ourselves of those who are weak as well as the ethnically inferior.”

[Viradan]

Alfred tarts coughing as he struggles to say
“What do you want me to do? I will plead loyalty to your cause, I will be like a dog, always by your side, anything to... stop you from.. h.. urting ... me... please let me go...”
Alfred starts crying and sobbing.

Seeing him cry disgusted them.
“This is why we need to rid ourselves of those who are weak as well as the ethnically inferior.”

“So you want to commit mass genocide? Look, I can honestly help the Isaani and easily take out your people, but I advocated for your cause. Make me your slave your servant and I will serve faithfully. See me as inferior and unequal to you, but know I will help you... a weak man would never say that, and I can prove I am not weak if need be.”

[Insaanistan]

Seeing him cry disgusted them.
“This is why we need to rid ourselves of those who are weak as well as the ethnically inferior.”

“So you want to commit mass genocide? Look, I can honestly help the Isaani and easily take out your people, but I advocated for your cause. Make me your slave your servant and I will serve faithfully. See me as inferior and unequal to you, but know I will help you... a weak man would never say that, and I can prove I am not weak if need be.”

Giovanni and the other man laughed.
“Well Mario,” Giovanni said. “The weakling may prove to be useful.”
“We’ll see,” Mario said.

(For those wondering, yes: this is the Mario from the Civil War. He kinda just sat in his cell until someone discreetly broke him out one day and he’s been planning a new revolt ever since.)

[New Antarcticania]

“So you want to commit mass genocide? Look, I can honestly help the Isaani and easily take out your people, but I advocated for your cause. Make me your slave your servant and I will serve faithfully. See me as inferior and unequal to you, but know I will help you... a weak man would never say that, and I can prove I am not weak if need be.”

Giovanni and the other man laughed.
“Well Mario,” Giovanni said. “The weakling may prove to be useful.”
“We’ll see,” Mario said.

(For those wondering, yes: this is the Mario from the Civil War. He kinda just sat in his cell until someone discreetly broke him out one day and he’s been planning a new revolt ever since.)

(All in favor for someone to force feed him pineapple pizza when he gets inevitably captured?)

[Insaanistan]

Giovanni and the other man laughed.
“Well Mario,” Giovanni said. “The weakling may prove to be useful.”
“We’ll see,” Mario said.

(For those wondering, yes: this is the Mario from the Civil War. He kinda just sat in his cell until someone discreetly broke him out one day and he’s been planning a new revolt ever since.)

(All in favor for someone to force feed him pineapple pizza when he gets inevitably captured?)

(Aye.)

[Langenia]

(All in favor for someone to force feed him pineapple pizza when he gets inevitably captured?)

(Aye.)

OOC: Aye. Mario is a Maoist? Has Italy been taken over by Maoists? Are we all teaming up to liberate Italy from the Maoists and continue arguing?

[Earth Allies]

HRM: Someone put the frping guns down, please?

[Polish Prussian Commonwealth]

(Aye.)

OOC: Aye. Mario is a Maoist? Has Italy been taken over by Maoists? Are we all teaming up to liberate Italy from the Maoists and continue arguing?

OOC: Oi, oi, oi. The Social Welfare Organization also exists and is fighting both Inna and the Maoists.

[Caribbean Confederation]

Confederate Navy Ship Hispaniola, Somewhere in the Mediterranean Sea

"So in conclusion, negotiations went poorly?" Clarke asked the foreign secretary hours after his extraction. The process had been difficult in and of itself, including a trip into Roman sewers and catacombs, as well as aid from Polish-Prussian -Italian?- and Selkie operatives, but Murphy and Mercy had both survived long enough for Clarke's chopper to reach the peninsula and successfully extract them. "Yes, I'd very much say so." the Confederate diplomat responded. "I'm not sure who was responsible for the shit that went down yet, but whatever happened, the one thing I know for certain is that diplomacy isn't going to give Italians their independence at this time."

"Well I can't authorise a military intervention against Italy, though I'm sure the General Staff and the Marble Cabin have already sent their draft of a war with Insaanistan over decolonisation and a diplomatic insult to the Congress." Clarke responded, "Let's get you back home, Mr. Secretary."

[Viradan]

“So you want to commit mass genocide? Look, I can honestly help the Isaani and easily take out your people, but I advocated for your cause. Make me your slave your servant and I will serve faithfully. See me as inferior and unequal to you, but know I will help you... a weak man would never say that, and I can prove I am not weak if need be.”

Giovanni and the other man laughed.
“Well Mario,” Giovanni said. “The weakling may prove to be useful.”
“We’ll see,” Mario said.

(For those wondering, yes: this is the Mario from the Civil War. He kinda just sat in his cell until someone discreetly broke him out one day and he’s been planning a new revolt ever since.)

Alfred who was offended but knowing that expressing that could get him killed laughed too. He looked at Mario for one moment, and thought for a second ‘wait is that the guy who tired to take over that nation? The civil war starter?’
Alfred felt the need to bow down
“Mario, I’m at your command. I may not be the same race as you however, my Uncle was born in Italy and lived there for 10 years. He was a proud communist though he had to hide it. Currently who rules a small province, which he rules over. I will reach him for you... if you let me.”