Highways cluttered with parked vehicles

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Do you think highways cluttered with parked vehicles is acceptable?

Poll ended at Thu Mar 04, 2021 11:41 am

1. Yaay.. Keep the traffic, collisions, and public transit systems in gridlock
2. Naay.. middle lanes on highway should be for emergency services when needed and speed limits, including those in children's school zones should be observed.
3. Whatchubtalkinbout willis?
4. idk idc
Total votes : 13

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DeerField Cove
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Highways cluttered with parked vehicles

Postby DeerField Cove » Sat Feb 27, 2021 11:41 am

As a newly active member of WA I am sure there are some of y'all who are going to try and beat me into submission and that's fine. We can have a little more fun with the hazing if that's what you want but I think it's time we get together and fix a few faulty gears that have been missing the mark for eons ..

With that said; my acknowledgement of the fact I am new; my willingness to be battered a bit by the "ancients" and my intention to improve the quality of life for the nation-states as a whole rather for selfish reasons, I hereby submit the ROUGH DRAFT proposal.

Many nations have seen my rough draft copy postage paid to all WA delegates.

Please find a copy below. Your input to correct the drivers from plaguing highways by parking in the center lane would be absolutely amazing for all nation states.

The following matter is hereby proposed for immediate implementation and "intergalactic" resolution as required for improving quality of life:

Any [nation]state currently suffering from "the middle lane of all highways being used as parking" as an inconvenient result of an issue brought to state for a decision, the same offering a result causing constant public and private accidents, unnecessary traffic, inconvenience and generally a chaos that could be resolved simply by repealing such result, should be relieved of same and implement additional parking for trucks, etc and drivers should immediately stop using the center lane of highways for parking.

This resolution should broad sweeping and implemented immediately regardless of whether or not the [nation]state is a member of WA due to public, social, environmental and other issues this absurd type of parking resolution has and continues to cause.

Traffic caused by the center lane parking is causing horrible environmental, health and happiness to become disparaging at best.

Public transit systems are being taxed by the unusual parking and schedules are difficult to maintain.

Implementation of this resolution has only green, clean, happy and healthy rewards

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Separatist Peoples
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Postby Separatist Peoples » Sat Feb 27, 2021 12:26 pm

OOC: This is a joke, right? You're trying to ban something that doesn't actually happen, surely.

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Postby Jedinsto » Sat Feb 27, 2021 12:33 pm

In what world is this legal in a single country?
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Postby Tinhampton » Sat Feb 27, 2021 1:36 pm

Alexander Smith, Tinhamptonian Delegate-Ambassador to the World Assembly: I support this proposition - common sense may be common but it is not universal! I am more than happy to give my DeerField Covean colleague some help in cleaning his proposal up if desired.
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Postby Scalizagasti » Sat Feb 27, 2021 2:49 pm

Parking in the middle of the highway is a sacred tradition to my people! Dodging cars while walking across the highway is also a healthy replacement for caffeine. Strongly opposed.
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Postby Ardiveds » Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:47 pm

Separatist Peoples wrote:OOC: This is a joke, right? You're trying to ban something that doesn't actually happen, surely.

OOC: And if it does, it most probably illegal but simply lacks proper enforcement which wouldn't change by making it internationally illegal.
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Postby The Langburn Islands » Sun Feb 28, 2021 6:09 am

"Ambassador from DeerField Cove, if this very grave and serious problem does in fact occur in your country, why do you believe that the WA General Assembly is an appropriate venue to address this problem?

Surely this a matter that is better addressed by national and subnational legislatures in WA member states rather than by the General Assembly itself?"
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Postby Island Girl Herby » Tue Mar 02, 2021 1:17 am

WTF did I just read?

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Postby Outer Sparta » Tue Mar 02, 2021 7:37 pm

What in the world is this even about? Nothing but a rant it seems like.
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