A life of infinite pleasure

[Loeje]

I wouldn't accept the offer. Life would be a lot more boring if it were perfect, and I think most of my books would become meaningless to me in that life.

[The Blaatschapen]

I grab the cat.

I now have a cat.

Why would I want to change that reality?

You also have a talking cat

Indeed. I'm gonna be rich.

I mean, cat videos are already popular on YouTube as it is. If they can narrate what they are doing, I'll just get more money.

[Sengoku Americas]

No, especially because I only have Luna's word as evidence that the simulation is what they say it is.

Why is an alien trying to get a random primitive to plug themselves into their simulation? I doubt there's no ulterior motive involved here - I'd guess it's probably an experiment of some sort, and in their simulation I have no ability to keep them from doing whatever they want to me whenever they want.

Luna isn't an alien, she's a magical cat.

[Trollzyn the Infinite]

I mean you basically just described Heaven so I don't see much point. I'll just wait till I die.

[L-453]

No, especially because I only have Luna's word as evidence that the simulation is what they say it is.

Why is an alien trying to get a random primitive to plug themselves into their simulation? I doubt there's no ulterior motive involved here - I'd guess it's probably an experiment of some sort, and in their simulation I have no ability to keep them from doing whatever they want to me whenever they want.

Luna isn't an alien, she's a magical cat.

A magical cat is still alien to a world of normality, ergo, one could still consider it an alien.

[A-Series-Of-Tubes]

I don't accept any offers from magical cats. I might suddenly turn into a fat mouse with comically short legs and a bell around my neck, in a 4D maze populated by playful cats.

[Nookville]

Assuming that this cat is telling the truth, I would accept purely out of the possibility of several loopholes. If there were no way out of such simulation, however, I may decline.

[Picairn]

Wait, why does this scenario give me deja vu? Feels like I've been in this hypothetical before.

[Bear Stearns]

There is literally a Tears for Fears song about this

[Great Pacific Switzerland]

I wouldn't. It seems like my humanity would be stripped away. I seek no pleasure, I seek to help those around me and work hard to achieve what I need, unless this cat can sell me some product to improve my work ethic then i'd take it

[Great Pacific Switzerland]

Would you like to make a contract?

／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼

I'll pull a Homura on you

[Hakinda Herseyi Duymak istiyorum]

I want more happiness with the same level of dopamine all the time. tolerance is the enemy of happiness.

[Diahon]

Would you like to make a contract?

／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼

Give the world infinite life without any drawbacks.

I can take it.

[SD_Film Artists]

The current version of the Matrix is working fine, with 99% of humans accepting the existance. The first attempt was a perfect world and it was a failure because the human mind wouldn't accept perfection in life.

This also reminds me of RockPaperShotgun's review of hardcore Minecraft survival mods saying - "If you don't download these mods then you'll lose your opportunity to die cold and alone".

[The Blaatschapen]

I grab the cat.

I now have a cat.

Why would I want to change that reality?

D'aaawwwww

Don't be too enthusiastic about this.

The cat will be neutered.

Unless the speaking is a genetic thing, then I am going to be a cat breeder.

[The Free Joy State]

D'aaawwwww

Don't be too enthusiastic about this.

The cat will be neutered.

Unless the speaking is a genetic thing, then I am going to be a cat breeder.

How will you know if it's genetic unless you give the cat a chance?

[Ethel mermania]

D'aaawwwww

Don't be too enthusiastic about this.

The cat will be neutered.

Unless the speaking is a genetic thing, then I am going to be a cat breeder.

I am a magic cat bitch, ain't no neutering for meeeee.


Now speak to me about this breeding program...

[Ethel mermania]

Don't be too enthusiastic about this.

The cat will be neutered.

Unless the speaking is a genetic thing, then I am going to be a cat breeder.

How will you know if it's genetic unless you give the cat a chance?

<=== hides behind joy.

[The Blaatschapen]

Don't be too enthusiastic about this.

The cat will be neutered.

Unless the speaking is a genetic thing, then I am going to be a cat breeder.

How will you know if it's genetic unless you give the cat a chance?

DNA analysis.

[Lamenia]

If everything is pleasure, than nothing is.

Not if you reengineer the brain

[Deacarsia]

Nay, I would not accept Luna’s offer.