The Issue:
Draft 5
[title] Does Eisnerland Need Cultural Sensitivity?
[desc] Following the opening of Eisner Entreprises’ Eisnerland, some of the park’s themed attractions have been criticized for being both culturally and racially insensitive, the foremost attraction in the matter being Eisnerland’s Paradise Riverboats. Examples of such racial insensitivity include the ride's gruesome depiction of native Bigtopians as savages and the riverboat pilot's scripted tendencies to crack offensive "Bigwig" puns. While visiting the park the unrest is clear.
[validity] Must have received Issue 818 and allowed Eisnerland to be constructed in some form, must have Capitalism installed
[option]"It’s time for Eisnerland to change for the better," chants @@RANDOMNAME@@, vigorously waving @@HIS@@ 'Bigtopian Lives Matter' sign. "Eisnerland’s Paradise Riverboats are blatantly racist and Walter Eisner knows it! I mean, the attraction literally refers to the natives as ‘Bigwigs’ for Violet’s sake! I demand Eisner Entreprises shut down this horrid attraction permanently unless they can replace it with something I would want to show my children."
[effect]anything short of racial colorblindness is prohibited in the Eisnerland Park
[option]"We apologize for any problems you may have with our attraction," recites @@RANDOMNAME@@, one of the various faceless employees of Eisnerland. "Mr. Eisner does not wish to offend anyone, especially those of Bigtopian background. Please, let us mildly alter the Paradise Riverboats, perhaps eliminate some particularly questionable jokes, and tone down on a couple of the native depictions you deem insensitive. Maybe you could overlook this mishap, and allow us to keep this cherished attraction open. Eisnerland would be happy to accommodate you if choose so."
[effect]suspicious amounts of Quickpasses have been arriving at your doorstep lately
[option]"Alter Paradise Riverboats?! You can’t do that!" shouts @@RANDOMNAME@@, with a slew of Eisnerland pins and memorabilia slung across @@HIS@@ body. "The Paradise Riverboats is a classic and iconic attraction! Altering it would destroy my nostalgia- I mean would be disrespecting Walter Eisner's masterpiece! I implore you to dictate that Eisner cannot change the attraction, in fact, I suggest you seize Eisner Entreprises altogether. That'll set a precedent. @@LEADER@@, don’t let them take away my childhood memories!"
[policy]cancels Capitalism policy, installs Socialism policy
[effect]Eisnerland has proudly been renamed to "@@@LEADER@@land"