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Name AL's political scandal

Postby Sengoku Americas » Mon Feb 15, 2021 9:00 am

As title says, what would AL's political scandal be named, and what would the reason be?

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Postby Wormfodder Delivery » Mon Feb 15, 2021 10:31 am

The grand Branding, where all members of the parliament were branded as weebs.
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Postby Sengoku Americas » Wed Feb 17, 2021 6:34 pm

/bump
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Postby Baizou » Wed Feb 17, 2021 6:44 pm

Sengoku Americas wrote:snip

Premier Charlotte Kato has recently been trying to run public relations damage control after Crowngate, a scandal in which during a visit with Empress Hyeja Park of California the two leaders took photographs of themselves wearing high-fashion dresses and ornamental tiaras. Although the crowns were purely aesthetic, critics have accused Kato of revealing a monarchic ambition to make herself an unelected monarch in the vein of Park's empresship.

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Postby Archeofuturist-Iberia » Wed Feb 17, 2021 9:04 pm

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He has a communist brother.

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Postby Garden at 6th Mile Road » Thu Feb 25, 2021 12:07 am

AAN: Subjected to Approval - something about Harold Lawson Foundation focusing on a set of... unusual subjects in the schools that they have set up.

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Postby Baizou » Thu Feb 25, 2021 12:20 am

Garden at 6th Mile Road wrote:snip

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Postby Hoyerlay » Thu Feb 25, 2021 12:43 am

The Premier is discovered to have shares in magnetic tape companies.

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Postby Hoyerlay » Mon Mar 01, 2021 10:10 pm

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Postby The Jamesian Republic » Tue Mar 09, 2021 6:11 am

Hoyerlay wrote:The Premier is discovered to have shares in magnetic tape companies.


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Scott Lewis did have sexual relations with that woman.
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The "backyardgate" scandal erupted after reporters discovered that Marko Tadović and other members of government have used backroom dealings to get homes with backyards at reduced costs, going around the expensive Capital Territory housing market most other Couranians deal with.* Newspapers and citizens alike have accused Tadović of being an elite and out of touch with the people!

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Postby Novostia » Mon Mar 15, 2021 8:34 pm

Strong Evidence Supports That Premier Fukushima Sonoko Participated In A Riot When She Was Younger



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Postby Baizou » Tue Mar 23, 2021 3:26 pm

Quartia and Karafuto wrote:snip

In a slip of the tongue now called the "Karafuto Immigration Blunder," Premier Nimagyeo accidentally referred to former Karafuto residents moving to Quartia as "immigrants" instead of as "migrants." This linguistic lapse ended up igniting conversations about Karafuto independence. Some took Nimagyeo's word-choice as implicit support for independence. Others saw it as a slight against Karafuto by implying it wasn't part of the nation. Either way, lots of folks on all sides have become unhappy, leaving Nimagyeo needing to do some damage control.


What would Tomoko's political scandal be?
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Baizogate

Turns out, Tomoko's father was a communist spy working for the Soviet Union who has fed them information on Baizouan labor life. Her father is also built on the same mold as Jimmy Hoffa; a corrupt union man who gave company funds to organized crime in Russia (formerly connected with his KGB handlers) in order to maintain his position as well as to bring about change. The press are pushing this Baizogate because she's related to the man as well as guilty by association.
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