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Sierra Grand
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Make this government more corrupt

Postby Sierra Grand » Mon Feb 08, 2021 12:13 pm

The Sequel to "Make this Protest Worse"
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In that same Large yet Isolated Arctic nation a man named Tronald Dump wins an election with bribery and coercion
I can speak Belgian French, just don't expect me to read you War and Peace
Oh and it's Septante-Sept not whatever the friggin french say
This is GRAND 13, Sierra Grand's State News      <|||>   Major Riots in Port Elisabeth have led to the loss of 50 Gendarmerie Officers and 2 Tanks were blown up | Military Force is now being used by Gendarmerie and Palace Security Force | Please clear all areas with Gendarmerie vans   <|||>GENDARMERIE NATIONALE: All Units to Port Elisabeth, Equip Riot Gear, Counter-Riot Vans to Centre 14
Strongly: Pro Choice, Anti-Fascist, Pro Socialism, Free Healthcare/Education, Anti-Corruption, Atheist but tolerant of other religions (no bigotry though), Social Equality (Races, Gender, LGBTQ+, etc.)

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Sanghyeok
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Sanghyeok » Mon Feb 08, 2021 12:13 pm

He fills every cabinet position with his family members.
万国の労働者よ、団結せよ!
大プロレタリアート魔法革命万 統一戦線万歳 どんな時も、その眩しさを覚えていた
Magical socialist paradise headed by an immortal, tea-loving and sometimes childish Chairwoman who happens to be the younger Ōmiya sister

Mini custard puddings
And fresh poured Darjeeling
Strawberry parfait so sweet and appealing,
Little soft plushies and baths in hot springs
These are a few of my favourite things

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Kommunst
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Founded: Feb 05, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Kommunst » Mon Feb 08, 2021 12:16 pm

Tronald Dump pardons all his friends including billionaire Johhny Cooler who was convicted of murder and the evidence was obvious he did it.

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Saint Kanye
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Founded: Jan 28, 2015
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Saint Kanye » Mon Feb 08, 2021 12:38 pm

Guys, don't you think it's a little suspicious that the Hyper Bowl MVP for the last seven seasons has been Tronald Dump Jr.?

He's the backup kicker, for crying out loud...
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SECOND TIER: 19 Pyotr Lavrentiev | 20 Daryl Calhoun (S10 Runner-up)


Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
NSSCRA 10

Bronze:
IBC 19

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The Jamesian Republic
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Jamesian Republic » Mon Feb 08, 2021 12:39 pm

Then Tronald Dump declares himself ruler for life.
The Jamesian Republic is an allegory for the United States of America. It has 48 states like the USA did from 1912-1959 and the Stars and Stripes mean the same thing like they do in Real Life.
King Robert husband to Queen Abigail II has died. Monarchs across the world will come to Haddington to mourn. President Lewis will also do the same. Meanwhile in the Diamond Isles a volcano has erupted causing mass evacuations. The Pandemic has come to an end in Segada as the last Coronavirus patient there has been released.

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Zarnicovia nova
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Zarnicovia nova » Mon Feb 08, 2021 12:41 pm

Then donald trump makes all of his supporters who are extremely racist homophobes saints
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country founded by a religion based off of my and the views of Utah/the Mormons. far-left democracy very powerful.

THIS NATION IS BASED ON STATS!
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Echo Chamber Thought Police
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Ex-Nation

Postby Echo Chamber Thought Police » Mon Feb 08, 2021 12:42 pm

Tronald Dump then shuts the legislature so he can pass through a bill giving $250 billion in tax breaks to his top donors
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Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes » Mon Feb 08, 2021 12:44 pm

Tronald Trump becomes friends with Johnny Piden and makes him Vice-President
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Middle Barael
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Founded: Apr 24, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Middle Barael » Mon Feb 08, 2021 12:44 pm

The famous news hosts Justice Jean Pyro, Rannel Chion, and Carl Tuckerson are all on the payroll of the Dump administration, and they constantly try to win his favor by talking about his large hands and his perfect $70,000 hair and makeup routine
Pro: Environmentalism, fighting climate change, social democracy, police reform, LGBTQ rights, abortions, separation of church and state, democracy, assault weapon ban, proportional representation, multi-party states, Two-State Solution, Israel AND Palestine, pacifism, immigration, Anti-Racism, Jacinda Ardern-type Politics, NHS-type Healthcare, culture, science, UN

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Economic: Social
Hierarchical: Liberal
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Hoyerlay
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Founded: May 01, 2019
Corporate Police State

Postby Hoyerlay » Mon Feb 08, 2021 12:46 pm

Just as Johhny Piden attempts to challenge Tronald Dump, he (Piden) “commits suicide”.

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Hansdeltania
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hansdeltania » Mon Feb 08, 2021 12:46 pm

Tronald Dump then criminalizes being liberal, punishable by death in a public execution.
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Echo Chamber Thought Police
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Founded: Jan 25, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Echo Chamber Thought Police » Mon Feb 08, 2021 12:48 pm

Tronald Dump invents phoney treason charges to hang everyone who does not worship him daily from trees.
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Saint Kanye
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Saint Kanye » Mon Feb 08, 2021 12:48 pm

Tronald Dump renames Thursday to Dumpsday, and September to Dumptember.
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SECOND TIER: 19 Pyotr Lavrentiev | 20 Daryl Calhoun (S10 Runner-up)


Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
NSSCRA 10

Bronze:
IBC 19

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Zarnicovia nova
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Zarnicovia nova » Mon Feb 08, 2021 12:49 pm

donald trump takes down this thread
to make an embassy with zarnicovia nova go to viewtopic.php?f=6&t=490604
Q&A here! viewtopic.php?f=23&t=491532
airport viewtopic.php?f=6&t=491681
country founded by a religion based off of my and the views of Utah/the Mormons. far-left democracy very powerful.

THIS NATION IS BASED ON STATS!
OOC: flag is ZN history summarized

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Potenzia
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Potenzia » Mon Feb 08, 2021 12:50 pm

Tronald Dumps replaces his wife Selania with a lookalike after the original mysteriously disappeared.

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The Untied State
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Ex-Nation

Postby The Untied State » Mon Feb 08, 2021 12:51 pm

Tronald Dump makes tronaldism the state religion, mandating it and banning all others
so basically 2020 election happens, there's a civil bloodbath, and the political system is overhauled as the nation tries to find unity and a new identity in a new age of political violence, alaska, hawaii, and puerto rico left the union, proportional representation enabled an increasingly individualized and oddly specific political climate, and lib-left lib-right solidarity is the favored form of compromise, now with a new flag!

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Auzkhia
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Auzkhia » Mon Feb 08, 2021 12:53 pm

The state religion has tithes

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Echo Chamber Thought Police
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Ex-Nation

Postby Echo Chamber Thought Police » Mon Feb 08, 2021 12:54 pm

The Untied State wrote:Tronald Dump makes tronaldism the state religion, mandating it and banning all others

Furthermore, he introduces a new penal code, introducing the death penalty for 'blasphemy' against tronaldism, causing mass executions of members of other religions.
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Saint Kanye
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Saint Kanye » Mon Feb 08, 2021 12:55 pm

"Taking a dump" can no longer refer to pooping, as it contains the president's surname. Those who say it are sent to the gulag.
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Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
NSSCRA 10

Bronze:
IBC 19

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Prel Malick
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Ex-Nation

Postby Prel Malick » Mon Feb 08, 2021 12:58 pm

Dump goes on a news show hosted by his brother and gets all the "tough questions" in advance.

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Sun Burst
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Founded: Oct 16, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Sun Burst » Mon Feb 08, 2021 1:02 pm

Mr. Dump when challenged with protests by the public sends the military after them.

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Echo Chamber Thought Police
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Ex-Nation

Postby Echo Chamber Thought Police » Mon Feb 08, 2021 1:02 pm

Prel Malick wrote:Dump goes on a news show hosted by his brother and gets all the "tough questions" in advance.

His brother disappears for asking the questions in the first place
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Saint Kanye
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Saint Kanye » Mon Feb 08, 2021 1:02 pm

All first born sons must now be named Tronald. If parents disobey, gulag.
Glorious Free Republic Motorsports (NSSCRA)

MAIN TIER: 3 Sage Caldwell | 18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)
SECOND TIER: 19 Pyotr Lavrentiev | 20 Daryl Calhoun (S10 Runner-up)


Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
NSSCRA 10

Bronze:
IBC 19

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Langenia
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Langenia » Mon Feb 08, 2021 1:04 pm

Also, Dump has cancelled Abomocare.
LANGENIA
Fatherland, Unity, and Valor
Overview|Armed Forces|Politics|Embassy Program|LangenArPort| Incumbent President: Nicolas Furia
Langenia is an MT-early PMT nation located in northern South America, the result of Spain not successfully colonizing the region but leaving its mark. Some NS stats are used. We outpollo PolloHut.
NEWS: Following Insaani coup that removes royal family and installs new hardline Islamist regime, Insaanistan fights Christian countries and oppresses non-Muslims. Arms embargo imposed by Aragon, along with sanctions on regime officials and combat operations.| OAS meeting to take place soon.| Langenia distances from Cassadia.| Vaccinations continue, COVID restrictions to be eased.| AeroLangenia begins international flights again.| This is LCNA.

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Saint Kanye
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Saint Kanye » Mon Feb 08, 2021 1:07 pm

Tronald Dump is now the smartest person in the country, as everyone with a higher IQ than him has been executed.
Glorious Free Republic Motorsports (NSSCRA)

MAIN TIER: 3 Sage Caldwell | 18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)
SECOND TIER: 19 Pyotr Lavrentiev | 20 Daryl Calhoun (S10 Runner-up)


Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
NSSCRA 10

Bronze:
IBC 19

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