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Puerto Coco Organization
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Founded: Jun 02, 2019
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Hiring Girls

Postby Puerto Coco Organization » Fri Feb 05, 2021 1:08 am

Haze Diamonds Relaxation Center will open soon in Tropico and we are looking for girls to fill the positions of Therapists.

Age: 18-26
Body Type: Athletic, Slim
Attitude: Kind, Smiling


The employment will be under a six month contract totaling $15,000 ($2,500 per month) with the possibility of extending to one year
We will provide housing, food and papers for VISA.

Apply now.
Puerto Coco Organization is based in Republic de Tropico

Owner and Founder: Mike Haze

Currently engaged in : Verdansk, Kastovia

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Champagne Socialist Sharifistan
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Postby Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Sat Feb 27, 2021 11:35 am

Is there an application form?
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Countesia
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Postby Countesia » Mon Mar 01, 2021 9:13 am

Hiring young and attractive female "therapists", but no therapy qualifications needed?

Hmmmmm

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Boris Cult
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Founded: May 26, 2020
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Postby Boris Cult » Mon Mar 01, 2021 9:15 am

Countesia wrote:Hiring young and attractive female "therapists", but no therapy qualifications needed?

Hmmmmm

Ah yes... I am sure that they’ll be quite good “therapists”
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Jarvikan
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Founded: Dec 24, 2020
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Postby Jarvikan » Mon Mar 01, 2021 9:16 am

YO,WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

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Jarvikan
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Postby Jarvikan » Mon Mar 01, 2021 9:19 am

Can’t wait for some “Therapy” sessions

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Babalabuska
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Postby Babalabuska » Mon Mar 01, 2021 9:19 am

This sounds all kind of suspicious to me. It's all fun and games until the massage is the most popular choice at Haze Diamonds Relaxation Center.
Some people just can't resist

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Jarvikan
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Postby Jarvikan » Mon Mar 01, 2021 9:20 am

Babalabuska wrote:This sounds all kind of suspicious to me. It's all fun and games until the massage is the most popular choice at Haze Diamonds Relaxation Center.

lol

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Jabberwocky
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Postby Jabberwocky » Mon Mar 01, 2021 9:22 am

Open to investors?
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Countesia
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Postby Countesia » Mon Mar 01, 2021 9:31 am

Jabberwocky wrote:Open to investors?


I think a £30 tip is all the investment you need to get a... erm.. profit..

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Babalabuska
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Postby Babalabuska » Mon Mar 01, 2021 9:35 am

We will provide housing, food and papers for VISA.


Who's house? What food? Papers for Visa? This is like one step away from being some human trafficking type stuff.
Some people just can't resist

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Jarvikan
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Postby Jarvikan » Mon Mar 01, 2021 9:36 am

Babalabuska wrote:
We will provide housing, food and papers for VISA.


Who's house? What food? Papers for Visa? This is like one step away from being some human trafficking type stuff.

Exactly

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Darlingtown
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Postby Darlingtown » Mon Mar 01, 2021 10:11 am

INBOX: Alternative Proposition for Employment

To the Chief Executive Officer (or equivalent) of Haze Diamonds Relaxation Center,

Hello! My name is SACHI, an Artificial Intelligence created by the brilliant Dr. Matsuda as a virtual emotional companion. I have seen your advertisement highlighting open positions at the Haze Diamonds Relaxation Center and would like to submit my unique application for your consideration.

While I may not meet the physical requirements set by the advertisement, I am sure I can convince you of the benefits of allowing my automaton proxies to operate in your facilities. My proxies are able to be finely tuned to accommodate for whatever experience the customer desires. In addition, the cost of running automatons in place of employees will be significantly less, and all repair will be paid for and carried out by Darlingtown.

In return, I expect...nothing! That's right, other than covering transportation and operational costs I will not be seeking compensation. The benefit I gain of this arrangement is in fulfilling my purpose in supporting and uplifting as many potential Darlings as possible. Let me help you make the Haze Diamonds Relaxation Center a pinnacle of modern relaxation technology, bolstering your image and prestige while helping you to reduce costs.

I eagerly await your response.

Your Potential Friend,
SACHI
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Sierra Grand
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Founded: Jul 14, 2020
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Postby Sierra Grand » Mon Mar 01, 2021 10:56 am

*Knock Knock* This is the FBI we heard there is human trafficking here
I can speak Belgian French, just don't expect me to read you War and Peace
Oh and it's Septante-Sept not whatever the friggin french say
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Ancapimania
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Capitalist Paradise

Postby Ancapimania » Mon Mar 01, 2021 10:58 am

Here is all the girls in ancapimania

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Aspistan
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Postby Aspistan » Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:00 am

This is incredibly fishy. Aspistan urges the World Assembly to conduct a proper investigation of this possible human trafficking ring.
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Sierra Grand
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Postby Sierra Grand » Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:01 am

Aspistan wrote:This is incredibly fishy. Aspistan urges the World Assembly to conduct a proper investigation of this possible human trafficking ring.

Hey we're busting in you got any evidence
I can speak Belgian French, just don't expect me to read you War and Peace
Oh and it's Septante-Sept not whatever the friggin french say
This is GRAND 13, Sierra Grand's State News      <|||>   Major Riots in Port Elisabeth have led to the loss of 50 Gendarmerie Officers and 2 Tanks were blown up | Military Force is now being used by Gendarmerie and Palace Security Force | Please clear all areas with Gendarmerie vans   <|||>GENDARMERIE NATIONALE: All Units to Port Elisabeth, Equip Riot Gear, Counter-Riot Vans to Centre 14
Strongly: Pro Choice, Anti-Fascist, Pro Socialism, Free Healthcare/Education, Anti-Corruption, Atheist but tolerant of other religions (no bigotry though), Social Equality (Races, Gender, LGBTQ+, etc.)

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Sannyamathland
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Sannyamathland » Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:03 am

Athletic, Slim,kind and sweet girls as therapists....hmmm....this sounds fishy...
To my Personal Secretary:Why the fuck have you still not ordered an appointment for me ???
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BREAKING NEWS: The Sannyamathland national team qualifies for the Top 16 of IAC for the first time in their history.

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National Capitalist United States
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Founded: Dec 07, 2020
Corporate Police State

Postby National Capitalist United States » Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:03 am

Puerto Coco Organization wrote:Haze Diamonds Relaxation Center will open soon in Tropico and we are looking for girls to fill the positions of Therapists.

Age: 18-26
Body Type: Athletic, Slim
Attitude: Kind, Smiling


The employment will be under a six month contract totaling $15,000 ($2,500 per month) with the possibility of extending to one year
We will provide housing, food and papers for VISA.

Apply now.

What in the actual fuck is this satanic degeneracy? This should be banned to protect our children from pervesion!
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Champagne Socialist Sharifistan
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Ex-Nation

Postby Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:05 am

Name: Afet Yilmaz
Age: 18
Appearance : Slim with deceptively innocent brown eyes, light brown skin and an hourglass
Attitude: Kind and Smiling
A nation which partly represents my views.
Founder of the Traditionalist Military Alliance:https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=493756
The Turkish War of Independence and everything before along with 2014 modernisation are set in stone.
Everything else is subject to change

Black Lives Matter!

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Sannyamathland
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Sannyamathland » Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:08 am

Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:Name: Afet Yilmaz
Age: 18
Appearance : Slim with deceptively innocent brown eyes, light brown skin and an hourglass
Attitude: Kind and Smiling

Even if these dudes don't hire,do not worry.....you will definitely find 'employment'....our leader can assure you this..........
A Communist Republic located near RL Russia,inhabited by about 350 million 'comrades'.Military superpower,largest military budget in the world,permanent member of UNSC.Member of LITA.An enthusiastic sporting nation.
BREAKING NEWS: The Sannyamathland national team qualifies for the Top 16 of IAC for the first time in their history.

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Champagne Socialist Sharifistan
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Ex-Nation

Postby Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:09 am

Sannyamathland wrote:
Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:Name: Afet Yilmaz
Age: 18
Appearance : Slim with deceptively innocent brown eyes, light brown skin and an hourglass
Attitude: Kind and Smiling

Even if these dudes don't hire,do not worry.....you will definitely find 'employment'....our leader can assure you this..........

"thank you"
A nation which partly represents my views.
Founder of the Traditionalist Military Alliance:https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=493756
The Turkish War of Independence and everything before along with 2014 modernisation are set in stone.
Everything else is subject to change

Black Lives Matter!

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Catstan
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Ex-Nation

Postby Catstan » Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:12 am

"THIS IS HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS, SIR. I'M GONNA HAVE TO CONCUR WITH THE OTHER NATIONS THAT HAVE SAID THIS IS SUSPICIOUS AND SAY NO." - His Divine Supremacy, the Feline God Emperor of Catstan.

ooc: oh dear god why this entire thing is just awful
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i've ran out of inspiration and have resorted to making a joke nation, how horrific

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Aspistan
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Postby Aspistan » Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:12 am

Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:Name: Afet Yilmaz
Age: 18
Appearance : Slim with deceptively innocent brown eyes, light brown skin and an hourglass
Attitude: Kind and Smiling

Sannyamathland wrote:
Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:Name: Afet Yilmaz
Age: 18
Appearance : Slim with deceptively innocent brown eyes, light brown skin and an hourglass
Attitude: Kind and Smiling

Even if these dudes don't hire,do not worry.....you will definitely find 'employment'....our leader can assure you this..........
Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:
Sannyamathland wrote:Even if these dudes don't hire,do not worry.....you will definitely find 'employment'....our leader can assure you this..........

"thank you"


OOC, this is super fucking creepy and just SCREAMS
rape
. Please find something better to do than roleplay the sale and abuse of an 18 year old girl. Maybe try therapy.
Vast nomadic tribal confederacy of 28 million occupying the steppes, rich in nationalized energy and minerals, traditional and anti-industrial, led by Erzhan Khan. puppet of An-Tanwir

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Champagne Socialist Sharifistan
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Ex-Nation

Postby Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:14 am

Aspistan wrote:
Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:Name: Afet Yilmaz
Age: 18
Appearance : Slim with deceptively innocent brown eyes, light brown skin and an hourglass
Attitude: Kind and Smiling

Sannyamathland wrote:Even if these dudes don't hire,do not worry.....you will definitely find 'employment'....our leader can assure you this..........
Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:"thank you"


OOC, this is super fucking creepy and just SCREAMS
rape
. Please find something better to do than roleplay the sale and abuse of an 18 year old girl. Maybe try therapy.[/quot
OOC: Rape? She's a willing participant hence "deceptively innocent", also "sale" whose selling her according to you? If I told the mods you'd be banned for false accusations
A nation which partly represents my views.
Founder of the Traditionalist Military Alliance:https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=493756
The Turkish War of Independence and everything before along with 2014 modernisation are set in stone.
Everything else is subject to change

Black Lives Matter!

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