On behalf of half the voters in America, I mark this date with the following poetical exercise:
THE NIGHT BEFORE BIDEN
‘Twas the night before Biden, and all through the White House
Not a patriot stirred for that Democrat louse.
The thieves and the criminals, liars and frauds
Were all celebrating their rigging the odds.
They corrupted the system, they broke many laws,
They stole an election from victory’s jaws.
True patriots fumed at this vile twist of fate
While Joe’s minions laid plans for a one-party state.
Afraid of the people, they summoned the Guard
But not before playing the “Vet them all!” card,
In case any Guardsmen had negative views
Of the senile impostor about to make news.
And even before he took hold of the nation,
That meat puppet sanctioned the latest invasion,
And proclaimed he would open a “pathway”, in quotes,
So illegal aliens could give him their votes.
And his allies among the Fake News now demand
That those who support the TRUE President be banned,
Or “re-educated”, in the words of a clown
Too stupid to know we will NEVER back down.
Other anti-Americans openly call
For purging from businesses, any and all,
Each person who dares to oppose the regime.
The very attempt is a terrible dream.
The fool stocks his departments with the worst of the worst,
With weirdos, and leftists who put CHINA first,
And openly boasts he will shut pipelines down
And run the economy into the ground,
And strip citizens of the choices they made,
And implement schemes of a brainless barmaid.
As Big Tech tries to wipe out conservative thought,
True patriots must learn a new word: SAMIZDAT.
Like Han, Chewie, Obi-wan, Leia and Luke,
We must join the rebellion, and sternly rebuke
The usurper, his minions, his crew, his machine,
The Deep State, the Fake News, and all in between.
So keep your eyes open, fellow patriots. Pray
That God will see fit to restore us someday.
And until that day comes, be prepared for a fight,
And “God save us all,” and to all a goodnight.
