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Wexas
Secretary
 
Posts: 30
Founded: Mar 09, 2020
Father Knows Best State

You're Banned! (Rebooted)

Postby Wexas » Mon Jan 11, 2021 6:05 pm

This was a game a long time ago and I wasn't able to find it on NS, so I am rebooting it.

In this thread, you ban the above user for any reason whatsoever (just stick to the site rules). Please note that this isn't actual banning, but just a game that I found fun back in the day. Similarly, do not use the moderation command, or else you will get banned for real. Without further ado.

The AN is banned for not existing.
★ Kingdom of Wexas ★
Schizotech Texan Kingdom loosely based in the lore of the CK2 mod 'After the End'
A parody and a homage to the gulf coast of Texas
No NS stats used pls

Puppet of [redacted]
My friends (Bloodshade/Albali) wanted me to put 'dory' in my flag. They were not specific. IC flag

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United Engiresco
Attaché
 
Posts: 97
Founded: May 31, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby United Engiresco » Mon Jan 11, 2021 6:09 pm

The AN is banned for not being authoritarian.
"No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin, or his background, or his religion. People must learn to hate, and if they can learn to hate, they can be taught to love, for love comes more naturally to the human heart than its opposite."
- Nelson Mandela

"Those who fail to remember the warnings of history are doomed to repeat them."
- Winston Churchill

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Voxija
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1309
Founded: Jan 17, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Voxija » Mon Jan 11, 2021 6:12 pm

Banned for having a useless tiny sig.
The Republic of Voxija (pronounced: Voshiya)
I'm female.
Some weird Jew. Trying to learn French and failing. An American who wishes the US would switch to the metric system. Part of a giant conspiracy. Secret pyromaniac? I will never make an OOC factbook!

my politics are confused and muddled
Most of my grammar errors are on purpose. Sppeling errors, tho...
I'd rather be fishing. | Author of Issues 1324 and 1346.
Generic MT liberal democracy Meh. | I think that by now I've created more lore for my nation than most real-world nations have.
Disclaimer: the views of my characters do not necessarily represent the views of the author.

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Romextly
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9752
Founded: Nov 10, 2018
Corporate Police State

Postby Romextly » Mon Jan 11, 2021 6:15 pm

Voxija wrote:Banned for having a useless tiny sig.

AN is banned for having Etor in SoMac

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Otomo and Ryuzoji
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Jan 09, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Otomo and Ryuzoji » Mon Jan 11, 2021 6:25 pm

AN is banned for not being banned already.
Last edited by Otomo and Ryuzoji on Mon Jan 11, 2021 6:51 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Ōtomo and Ryuzōji is a small shogunate in Kyushu, during the age of Feudal Japan

Notice: There is no more notice. I made it dissappear with my mystical powers

Aceh Sultanate
Ajuran Sultanate
Bengal Sultanate
Bruneian Sultanate
Cambodia
Champa
Dai Viet
Delhi Sultanate
Formosa (We will invade them soon)
Gujarat Sultanate
Various Japanese Clans and States (We hate them, except the Hokkaido Shogunate)
Lan Xang
Majapahit Empire
Malacca Sultanate
Maldives Sultanate
Ming Dynasty
Mustang
Nepal
Ottoman Empire
Portuguese Empire
Ryukyu Kingdom (but we invaded them, so they no longer exist)
Sindh
Tibet
Timurid Empire
Tu'i Tonga Empire (our mortal enemy)
Venetian Republic
Vijayanagara Empire


Thank you Max Barry for allowing me to do this

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South Americanastan
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 483
Founded: Jun 26, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby South Americanastan » Mon Jan 11, 2021 6:27 pm

AN is banned because I say so
All around dumbass
Co-Founder of SETZA, Member of LITA and ICDN
My Embassy Program
I (partially) use NS stats
This nation represents my views, deal with it

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Senator
 
Posts: 4461
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Mon Jan 11, 2021 6:48 pm

Banned because the color schemes of your flag clash!!!1!
Last edited by Western Fardelshufflestein on Mon Jan 11, 2021 6:51 pm, edited 1 time in total.
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 11 May 2021 | King "Adjusting Well" to Rehab| #Makecourtneyintoalesbian2021

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Hamatu
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Oct 02, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby Hamatu » Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:04 pm

Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:Banned because the color schemes of your flag clash!!!1!

Banned for pointing sharp objects at people through their flag.

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Romextly
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9752
Founded: Nov 10, 2018
Corporate Police State

Postby Romextly » Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:05 pm

Hamatu wrote:
Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:Banned because the color schemes of your flag clash!!!1!

Banned for pointing sharp objects at people through their flag.

Banned for not eating fish on Fridays

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Otomo and Ryuzoji
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Jan 09, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Otomo and Ryuzoji » Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:06 pm

Banned for rare flah color scheme.
Last edited by Otomo and Ryuzoji on Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:06 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Ōtomo and Ryuzōji is a small shogunate in Kyushu, during the age of Feudal Japan

Notice: There is no more notice. I made it dissappear with my mystical powers

Aceh Sultanate
Ajuran Sultanate
Bengal Sultanate
Bruneian Sultanate
Cambodia
Champa
Dai Viet
Delhi Sultanate
Formosa (We will invade them soon)
Gujarat Sultanate
Various Japanese Clans and States (We hate them, except the Hokkaido Shogunate)
Lan Xang
Majapahit Empire
Malacca Sultanate
Maldives Sultanate
Ming Dynasty
Mustang
Nepal
Ottoman Empire
Portuguese Empire
Ryukyu Kingdom (but we invaded them, so they no longer exist)
Sindh
Tibet
Timurid Empire
Tu'i Tonga Empire (our mortal enemy)
Venetian Republic
Vijayanagara Empire


Thank you Max Barry for allowing me to do this

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Middle Barael
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 383
Founded: Apr 24, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Middle Barael » Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:07 pm

Banned for existing in 1519, which means that MB cannot really interact with them
Last edited by Middle Barael on Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:07 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Pro: Environmentalism, fighting climate change, social democracy, police reform, LGBTQ rights, abortions, separation of church and state, democracy, assault weapon ban, proportional representation, multi-party states, Two-State Solution, Israel AND Palestine, pacifism, immigration, Anti-Racism, Jacinda Ardern-type Politics, NHS-type Healthcare, culture, science, UN

Anti: Environmental destruction, fossil fuels, Trump, Laissez-faire economy, communism, far-right, homophobia, “Pro-Life”, dictatorships, one/two-party systems, guns, Netanyahu, Israeli settlements/annexation, Hamas, Hezbollah, Jihadist terrorists, war, racism, anti-immigration, nationalism, fascism,


8Values
Social: Very Progressive
Economic: Social
Hierarchical: Liberal
Foreign: Internationalist

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Senator
 
Posts: 4461
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:09 pm

Banned for THE RIPPLE.
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 11 May 2021 | King "Adjusting Well" to Rehab| #Makecourtneyintoalesbian2021

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Starreds America
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 11, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Starreds America » Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:24 pm

Banned for having a weird and hard to spell name for their nation AND assuming I'm a kid on another topic.

I'm not actually mad about the latter, btw.
Hello, if you want a summary of my nation, then here you go. My username is Starred, and I am the eternal-President of Starred America, which is like real-life modern America but without the chaos and nonsense going on. If you're wondering, yes, I am an American, and I understand that there are a bunch of USA clones on this website.

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Abbeyverne
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 456
Founded: Jun 27, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Abbeyverne » Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:27 pm

Starreds America wrote:Banned for having a weird and hard to spell name for their nation AND assuming I'm a kid on another topic.

I'm not actually mad about the latter, btw.


Banned for having a non-natural number of posts (0)

OP of Empire's End RP, Frequenter of P2TM, and part of the F7 delegation along with -Astoria, Valentine Z, Western Fardelshufflestein, La Xinga, and Nooooooooooooooo.
“...My only complaint is that this guy seems to have plot armor thicker than the hull of a battleship. What’s this Holy Grail thing, anyway? I tried looking it up using foreign information networks but I kept seeing footage of knights being butchered by a rabbit... I don’t think that was a legitimate source.”

...and Josephus sorta started a nuclear war, so I'll just ignore the fact that Kakistopia has almost 50% of deaths due in some part to the God-Empress, and I'll also ignore that Josephus XII was raised as a child-soldier, and I'll say Josephus is the more horrible leader.

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Zaviana
Attaché
 
Posts: 66
Founded: Oct 08, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Zaviana » Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:30 pm

Banned for having a website.
Hello, i am Zaviana, and that's it.
Population isn't canon, i have a healthy population of 35 Million.
Oh, and i'm a Member of LITA.

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Kiu Ghesik
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 8962
Founded: Aug 25, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kiu Ghesik » Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:30 pm

Banned for having an English-style monarchy within the sight of an American mod.

AN: Banned for having a population.
Last edited by Kiu Ghesik on Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:31 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Brief
Caller
Clans
Strife
Words
Faith

 ✵  THE GREAT KIU - EJADRIR DEGHEU GIYEF KHUDEYVH. ✵ 

Questions | Soon | Nomadwave | Musings on PT | Gathering
✵ A newly-birthed confederation of insular nomadic clansmen struggling to remain a local great power in the face of their expanding foes. May or may not be united by worship of an eldritch mother-goddess. Now with extra align=center!

✵ Our Foreign Policy: Надад мөнгөө өг | Cities Razed Times Our Policy Has Been Disrespected: 50

✵ it's weird of me to be surprised when people don't guess my gender when i don't put said gender in my sig, innit?
She's loyal, smol, ready to rol. Big big bowl, full of rol. Smol rol, big bowl. Cinny rol, big bowl, smol rol.


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Romextly
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9752
Founded: Nov 10, 2018
Corporate Police State

Postby Romextly » Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:31 pm

Kiu Ghesik wrote:Banned for having an English-style monarchy within the sight of an American mod.

AN: Banned for having a population.

Banned for having the the main character with John Ross

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Quartia and Karafuto
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 128
Founded: Jul 26, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby Quartia and Karafuto » Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:33 pm

Banned for having a newsfeed
My nation - which is pretty much just a unified Korea with some extra territory - represents my real views, as does pretty much anything I say on the forums. NS stats only broadly representative. Feel free to call me Q&K, Quartia, or any other nickname. Member of LITA

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Kiu Ghesik
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 8962
Founded: Aug 25, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kiu Ghesik » Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:33 pm

Banned for being in a SETA derivative, rather than the based cup gang.
Brief
Caller
Clans
Strife
Words
Faith

 ✵  THE GREAT KIU - EJADRIR DEGHEU GIYEF KHUDEYVH. ✵ 

Questions | Soon | Nomadwave | Musings on PT | Gathering
✵ A newly-birthed confederation of insular nomadic clansmen struggling to remain a local great power in the face of their expanding foes. May or may not be united by worship of an eldritch mother-goddess. Now with extra align=center!

✵ Our Foreign Policy: Надад мөнгөө өг | Cities Razed Times Our Policy Has Been Disrespected: 50

✵ it's weird of me to be surprised when people don't guess my gender when i don't put said gender in my sig, innit?
She's loyal, smol, ready to rol. Big big bowl, full of rol. Smol rol, big bowl. Cinny rol, big bowl, smol rol.


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Starreds America
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 11, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Starreds America » Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:35 pm

Banned for being bronze-age mongols.
Hello, if you want a summary of my nation, then here you go. My username is Starred, and I am the eternal-President of Starred America, which is like real-life modern America but without the chaos and nonsense going on. If you're wondering, yes, I am an American, and I understand that there are a bunch of USA clones on this website.

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Zaviana
Attaché
 
Posts: 66
Founded: Oct 08, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Zaviana » Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:36 pm

Banned for being a USA clone
Hello, i am Zaviana, and that's it.
Population isn't canon, i have a healthy population of 35 Million.
Oh, and i'm a Member of LITA.

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Senator
 
Posts: 4461
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:41 pm

Banned because I FEEL LIKE IT!!
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 11 May 2021 | King "Adjusting Well" to Rehab| #Makecourtneyintoalesbian2021

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Gardelrya
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 48
Founded: Dec 16, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Gardelrya » Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:47 pm

Banned for not being Kenneth Branagh
Member of LITA
Member of ICDN
does not use NS stats
Embassy Program

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Otomo and Ryuzoji
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Jan 09, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Otomo and Ryuzoji » Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:48 pm

Banned for making their name sound like a Pokémon.
Ōtomo and Ryuzōji is a small shogunate in Kyushu, during the age of Feudal Japan

Notice: There is no more notice. I made it dissappear with my mystical powers

Aceh Sultanate
Ajuran Sultanate
Bengal Sultanate
Bruneian Sultanate
Cambodia
Champa
Dai Viet
Delhi Sultanate
Formosa (We will invade them soon)
Gujarat Sultanate
Various Japanese Clans and States (We hate them, except the Hokkaido Shogunate)
Lan Xang
Majapahit Empire
Malacca Sultanate
Maldives Sultanate
Ming Dynasty
Mustang
Nepal
Ottoman Empire
Portuguese Empire
Ryukyu Kingdom (but we invaded them, so they no longer exist)
Sindh
Tibet
Timurid Empire
Tu'i Tonga Empire (our mortal enemy)
Venetian Republic
Vijayanagara Empire


Thank you Max Barry for allowing me to do this

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Zaviana
Attaché
 
Posts: 66
Founded: Oct 08, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Zaviana » Mon Jan 11, 2021 8:15 pm

Banned for being in the past.
Hello, i am Zaviana, and that's it.
Population isn't canon, i have a healthy population of 35 Million.
Oh, and i'm a Member of LITA.

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