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Laz Machine
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Dec 26, 2020
Capitalist Paradise

Laz - Join or else!

Postby Laz Machine » Sun Dec 27, 2020 9:59 am

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Laz
The Best Green Region.
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Iguana-In-ChiefLaz Machine
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First OfficerDemanam Overseas Territories
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Welcome to the NSGP forum embassy of Laz, the best region you'll ever see, hear, smell, taste, feel, or detect with your demonic sixth sense! Even better than those no-good corporate types at Lazarus, whom we are very much not, thank you. We are a thriving democracy ruled with an iron fist by Supreme Leader and Iguana-In-Chief Laz Machine, glory to his name!

Our Puppetmaster is selected based on whoever curries the most favour with Laz Machine over the week.

Want to be brutally oppressed by our freedom-loving dictators? Join us today!

Vote in the latest Laz poll today.
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Laz - The Best Green Region!

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Tinhampton
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 7572
Founded: Oct 05, 2016
Anarchy

Postby Tinhampton » Sun Dec 27, 2020 10:01 am

Who may we know Laz Machine better as, pray tell? :P
The Self-Administrative City of TINHAMPTON (pop. 319,372): Saffron Howard, Mayor (UCP); Alexander Smith, WA Delegate-Ambassador

Authorships & co-authorships: SC#250, SC#251, Issue #1115, SC#267, GA#484, GA#491
Other achievements: Cup of Harmony 73 champions; -45 Darkspawn Kill Points; current WA Delegate of Auctor; "Tinhampton? the man's literally god"
Who am I, really? 45yo Tory woman; Cambridge graduate; possibly very controversial; currently reading Why Nations Fail by Daron Acemoglu and James A. Robinson

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Mecha Bavarian
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 63
Founded: Nov 08, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Mecha Bavarian » Sun Dec 27, 2020 12:32 pm

Am i blind? I can not see any poll.
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
Aryan Resistance

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Laz Machine
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Dec 26, 2020
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Laz Machine » Sun Dec 27, 2020 3:34 pm

Mecha Bavarian wrote:Am i blind? I can not see any poll.

That link is always up there.
Tinhampton wrote:Who may we know Laz Machine better as, pray tell? :P

No one. You will remember nothing.
Laz - The Best Green Region!

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New Rogernomics
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9229
Founded: Aug 22, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby New Rogernomics » Mon Dec 28, 2020 2:54 pm

Laz Machine wrote:[...]Even better than those no-good corporate types at Lazarus, whom we are very much not, thank you.
That's what all off-brand knockoffs say. :p

Holds silly opinions on some things, and likes animals of all kinds, including the scary ones.
Pro: Individualism, Humanism, Human Rights, Internationalism & Free Markets, Democracy, Decentralization, Treaty of Sèvres, Free Hong Kong.
Against: Social Conservatism, Religious Extremism, Extreme Nationalism, Racism, Homo/Trans phobia, Authoritarianism.

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Laz Machine
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Dec 26, 2020
Capitalist Paradise

Imperial Degree

Postby Laz Machine » Wed Jan 13, 2021 4:20 pm

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Imperial Degree from the Iguana-in-Chief
Laz



Inferior nations of the rest of the world that is not Laz,
For far too long regions in nationstates have recruited nations in wimpy ways like “recruitment telegrams” or “adspam” or “threatening to coup one’s favorite GCR”. This has changed.

Effective immediately, we will now require that nations who’s names start with the letters A through J move to the region. This is mandatory. Those who refuse to comply will be subject to the Punishment which we cannot name, but totally exists.

That is all.

- Laz Machine
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Wayneactia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1653
Founded: Aug 01, 2014
New York Times Democracy

Postby Wayneactia » Fri Jan 15, 2021 6:25 pm

So when is your region scheduled to be couped by the NPO?

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Laz Machine
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Dec 26, 2020
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Laz Machine » Fri Jan 15, 2021 6:31 pm

Wayneactia wrote:So when is your region scheduled to be couped by the NPO?

At some point.
Laz - The Best Green Region!


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