Embassy of Laz - Our NEW CORPORATE OVERLORDS

[Laz Machine]

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LAZ/LAZ INC
The Best Green Region.

Government

BELOVED ETERNAL GUARDIAN CEO	Laz Machine
DISGRACED EX-KHAN/CURRENT INACTIVE SENIOR SECURITY OFFICER	Cat (former zombie) with a PSYCHOTIC KILLING INSTINCT

Laz Announcements

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Join or else!
Hail the New Laz Order!
It was the WOLVES
Our NEW WOLF CORPORATE! OVERLORDS
More to come...

Welcome to the NSGP forum embassy of Laz, the best region you'll ever see, hear, smell, taste, feel, or detect with your demonic sixth sense! Even better than those no-good corporate types at Lazarus, whom we are very much not, thank you. We are WERE a thriving democracy ruled with an iron fist by BELOVED ETERNAL GUARDIAN Laz Machine, glory to his name, and now we are an ABSOLUTE KHANATE ruled over by a cat with a PSYCHOTIC KILLING INSTINCT!

Want to be brutally oppressed by our freedom-loving dictators? Join us today!

Vote in the latest Laz poll today.

[Tinhampton]

Who may we know Laz Machine better as, pray tell?

[Mecha Bavarian]

Am i blind? I can not see any poll.

[Laz Machine]

Am i blind? I can not see any poll.

That link is always up there.

Who may we know Laz Machine better as, pray tell?

No one. You will remember nothing.

[New Rogernomics]

[...]Even better than those no-good corporate types at Lazarus, whom we are very much not, thank you.

That's what all off-brand knockoffs say.

[Laz Machine]

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Imperial Degree from the Iguana-in-Chief
Laz

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Inferior nations of the rest of the world that is not Laz,
For far too long regions in nationstates have recruited nations in wimpy ways like “recruitment telegrams” or “adspam” or “threatening to coup one’s favorite GCR”. This has changed.

Effective immediately, we will now require that nations who’s names start with the letters A through J move to the region. This is mandatory. Those who refuse to comply will be subject to the Punishment which we cannot name, but totally exists.

That is all.

- Laz Machine

[WayNeacTia]

So when is your region scheduled to be couped by the NPO?

[Laz Machine]

So when is your region scheduled to be couped by the NPO?

At some point.

[Jar Wattinree]

Sad.

Excellent security measures, though, preemptively banning because the lolzy embassy offer was rejected.

[Laz Machine]

Sad.
(Image)
Excellent security measures, though, preemptively banning because the lolzy embassy offer was rejected.

Rejecting an embassy request is a criminal offence in Laz, as an insult to the green realm. On the other hand, if we changed our theme to NPO-sponsored coup for one week, would you accept?

[Jar Wattinree]

Sad.
(Image)
Excellent security measures, though, preemptively banning because the lolzy embassy offer was rejected.

Rejecting an embassy request is a criminal offence in Laz, as an insult to the green realm. On the other hand, if we changed our theme to NPO-sponsored coup for one week, would you accept?

Most tempting but for that you'll need to speak to the duck in charge.

[Xoriet]

So when is your region scheduled to be couped by the NPO?

I figure when the guy CTEs that Jo or another R/D savvy Lazarene will take it instead.

[The Church of Satan]

I'm not the only one that sees the Lazarus and LWU influences in their flag, right?

[The Moonstar]

I'm not the only one that sees the Lazarus and LWU influences in their flag, right?

That's obviously a dragon trying to eat Erinor.

[Durm]

Best forum thread name ever.

[Kandorith]

OK this was better than I expected.

[Laz Machine]

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The New Laz Order
Laz

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Inferior nations of the rest of the world that is not Laz,

Tyranny has been deposed. Ever onward towards peace, strength, and prosperity in our time! Onward in the glorious march to Laz Harmony! Hail the New Laz Order!

That is all.

- Laz Machine

[Xoriet]

...you themed yourself after the NLO? What’s next, Khanate theme?

[The Python]

*coups Laz*

[Great Algerstonia]

...you themed yourself after the NLO? What’s next, Khanate theme?

awfully convenient that you reply to this three minutes after the announcement

#XorietConspiracy

[Laz Machine]

...you themed yourself after the NLO? What’s next, Khanate theme?

Possibly, or maybe a PRL theme.

[Jar Wattinree]

Heya Xor I’ve never annexed a region before but this looks to be the perfect place to start!

[Ikania]

There's something familiar about all this...

[Xoriet]

Heya Xor I’ve never annexed a region before but this looks to be the perfect place to start!

*boots Jar*

Let Lazarus annex it instead.

[Jar Wattinree]

Heya Xor I’ve never annexed a region before but this looks to be the perfect place to start!

*boots Jar*

Let Lazarus annex it instead.

You're no fun.