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Anueme
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Founded: Apr 11, 2020
Mother Knows Best State

AL has a kid with YL, his or her reaction 2.0

Postby Anueme » Sun Dec 20, 2020 6:16 pm

I'm reviving this "cursed" thread that disappeared a long time ago....
So, basically, YL and AL has a kid (how? The normal way, adoption, genetic engineering...), so, how YL will react to that news?

@Remulia..
"What? that's impossible!! Kamile and i are fema...wait a minute: that's why they asked for THAT genetic sample"
—Great Mother Karlxi.

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Svenska-Britannia
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Posts: 455
Founded: May 29, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby Svenska-Britannia » Sun Dec 20, 2020 6:23 pm

".....HOW IN THE FU-...oh shit..how am i going to explain this to 'her'.." -Charles Von Roland, Grand Emperor of the United Imperium.
"....CHARLES!! YOU DAMM TWO-TIMING SON OF A- IM GOING TO FLAY YOU SO MUCH THERE WILL BE NOTHING OF YOU LEFT!!!!" -Grace Von Roland, Grand Empress of the United Imperium.
Svenska-Britannia: A semi-democratic global imperium composed of 2 empires and its democratic colonial commonwealths with one goal in mind: Unity

An FT Tech Nation but with a Modern Timeline, Advanced Technology, Powerful Military, United Abrahamic Faith
An [8.6 Power Number] civilization, according to this index.


Member of: C.U.S.P


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Remulia
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Founded: Jun 22, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Remulia » Sun Dec 20, 2020 6:25 pm

"Wait, How? and the most important thing...This kid is from Charles or Grace?"
—Kamile, Kmer of the Imperium.
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NSstats aren't used by this nation...at least some of them aren't used

A Class 0,5 Civilization according to this index.

The Imperium controls 12 stellar systems...and a lot of space habitats and dimensions

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Remulia
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Founded: Jun 22, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Remulia » Wed Dec 23, 2020 8:57 am

/Bump
/Stillme
/givemecokies
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NSstats aren't used by this nation...at least some of them aren't used

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The Imperium controls 12 stellar systems...and a lot of space habitats and dimensions

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Posts: 3996
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Mon Dec 28, 2020 1:32 pm

"Kamile, we do not...have children. I am...faithful...to my wife.... What do you mean, we hugged and got two sons?
Zat...makes no sense...does Marie know?"
-King Alastair Laertes Amadeus Ludwig Kehrer IV
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Anueme
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Founded: Apr 11, 2020
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Anueme » Mon Dec 28, 2020 3:27 pm

"Wait, if we are different species..How it was that possible?, oh, adoption, ok, i wiil take care of them. this is the last time i get drunk that bad"
—Great Mother Karlxi.

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Anueme
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Founded: Apr 11, 2020
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Anueme » Wed Dec 30, 2020 7:06 pm

/BUMP
/stillme

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Mayakava
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Founded: Oct 30, 2015
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Mayakava » Thu Dec 31, 2020 3:58 am

« How it’s even possible..., well that’s a problem « 

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Remulia
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Founded: Jun 22, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Remulia » Sun Jan 03, 2021 3:01 pm

"What?How?Why? Ok, if you want, i will take care of her..you can visit everytime you want"
—Kamile, Kmer of the Imperium
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NSstats aren't used by this nation...at least some of them aren't used

A Class 0,5 Civilization according to this index.

The Imperium controls 12 stellar systems...and a lot of space habitats and dimensions

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The Lordship of Trokondas
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Founded: Dec 10, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Lordship of Trokondas » Sat Jan 09, 2021 8:46 am

Remulia wrote:"What?How?Why? Ok, if you want, i will take care of her..you can visit everytime you want"
—Kamile, Kmer of the Imperium

"Hm. That must've been one mighty night of partying, eh? If only I could remember it- I doubt she's any good, but it would be worth the laugh, I think! Oh, but I suppose that must be the cause of her traumatization- a night with me must be like a warzone to one as weak and pathetic as her, eh? Ah, but I jest, of course- if she gives me a strong son out of this, I will of course legitimize him, though... I suppose those horns'll have to go... and you'll have to file those teeth down... oh, and I would of course insist you keep those dreadful eyes covered at all times, as well as that unnatural hair- ah! But, I am getting carried away- it is, after all, entirely possible that you are, as I have for so long assumed, completely worthless, and will instead deliver some female creature. If such is the case, you may keep it- I already have one, after all, what use is a spare, eh?"
-Trokondas, Lord of Isauria, King of the Romans, and not very affirming in his opinion of women and non-humans.
(BN, you can do Trokondas or Euphrosyne, whichever one makes the most sense to you.)
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Late Medieval (Set 1239 CE). Byzantine Successor State. Maybe Magical, Maybe Not. Has Some Indigenous Anatolian Influences
Technically Religiously Syncretic (Byzantine Orthodox Saints - Ancient Anatolian Deities). Not Crusaders (Again, Not Crusaders). But Definitely Character-Oriented (Lord Trokondas/Princess Euphrosyne/Lady Bassaine)

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Anueme
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Founded: Apr 11, 2020
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Anueme » Mon Jan 11, 2021 11:09 pm

"How? excuse me, Lord Trokondas, but you hate non-humans, so, is impossible that you and i were involved in the "creation" of this...What do you mena by "adoption"? Oh, sorry about that. Ok, so i will help you raising this kid"
—GM Karlxi.

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Valentine Z
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Valentine Z » Mon Jan 11, 2021 11:16 pm

Chief Aviator Gwen Tracer Hepburn “Fate of Existence and the Omniverse” Ellen Trixie Caitlin Foxworthy Avril Verlene Eveline Celinda Sammy Doris T-Rev Oxton Arielle Lindall Leslie Vitesse Allison: Adoption. I'm going to rule adoption. Goodness gracious, you will not believe the number of kids I have adopted over the 5.3 trillion years. Err, details not important, but there is no dark twist to it. I just adopted them, they grew up fine, and I might have been a mother/grandmother/great grandmother/etc of many, MANY kids.


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Fallen Albali
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Founded: Mar 07, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Fallen Albali » Tue Jan 12, 2021 3:57 pm

"I-erm... you know... I mean... you didn't have to adopt a child just so Amara could have a sibling... It's just... nevermind. They're beautiful ;-;"
- Amaki, crying with happiness and sadness at the same time ;-;
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Italia Romanum
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Founded: May 22, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Italia Romanum » Tue Jan 12, 2021 4:01 pm

"I... I must have bee indisposed, I do not think I would have committed to such an act in a sober mind. Are we sure this child is of relation, all things considered I will cherish any child of mine, I may need to see the Pope personally to admit my failings here."
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The Jamesian Republic
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Founded: Apr 28, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Jamesian Republic » Tue Jan 12, 2021 4:04 pm

“I will name you Carolyn. My beautiful daughter.” says Scott Lewis as he holds the child.
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Boris Cult
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Founded: May 26, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Boris Cult » Tue Jan 12, 2021 4:04 pm

W-was I drunk? I must have been drunk. Oh wait, I banned alcohol... this is complicated. How Will I explain this to my boyfriend?
*demonic screeching can be heard*
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AquilaJordyn
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Founded: Nov 06, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby AquilaJordyn » Tue Jan 12, 2021 4:11 pm

"Uh...I'm not saying I don't like you, but I have a wife. Whom I love. How did we do this? I guess my son could use a little sister, but this is not how I planned on having our second."

"You do know my wife lifts right? She's going to legitimately kick my rear for this."
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Nekostan-e Gharbi
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Founded: Dec 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Nekostan-e Gharbi » Tue Jan 12, 2021 4:37 pm

AquilaJordyn wrote:"Uh...I'm not saying I don't like you, but I have a wife. Whom I love. How did we do this? I guess my son could use a little sister, but this is not how I planned on having our second."

"You do know my wife lifts right? She's going to legitimately kick my rear for this."


“Hmmm..come on? How can a human and a cat have kittens?”

— Queen Sarah IV
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Current Queen: Sarah IV (House of Moshel)
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The Holy Britainnian Empire
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Founded: Dec 01, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Holy Britainnian Empire » Tue Jan 12, 2021 4:39 pm

"That doesn't make any sense, we're both women. But if it's really mine.....I'd like to name it Marianne if it's a girl and Lelouch if it's a boy"
HIM Empress Nunnally of Britainnia
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A nation chronicling the fate of the world after the end of Code Geass. Despite the name, the British Isles are not part of the Empire (see the history factbook for more information).

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Velfe
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Founded: Dec 21, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Velfe » Tue Jan 12, 2021 4:41 pm

Nekostan-e Gharbi wrote:
AquilaJordyn wrote:"Uh...I'm not saying I don't like you, but I have a wife. Whom I love. How did we do this? I guess my son could use a little sister, but this is not how I planned on having our second."

"You do know my wife lifts right? She's going to legitimately kick my rear for this."


“Hmmm..come on? How can a human and a cat have kittens?”

— Queen Sarah IV



"Shall our children rule the heavens and enslave humanity! Wait I had a child with a human......."

-Xerox

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Yuzu China
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Founded: Jan 03, 2021
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Yuzu China » Tue Jan 12, 2021 4:43 pm

Velfe wrote:
Nekostan-e Gharbi wrote:
“Hmmm..come on? How can a human and a cat have kittens?”

— Queen Sarah IV



"Shall our children rule the heavens and enslave humanity! Wait I had a child with a human......."

-Xerox


「I can't I banged a hot...Communist. Whatever, time to change girlfriends again!」--President Lee.
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Remulia
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Founded: Jun 22, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Remulia » Tue Jan 12, 2021 4:47 pm

"So..this child of ours will live with you until he is 18, then he will live with me until he's 36 and then, he will decide were he will live the rest of his life, that's right?"
—Kamile, Kmer of the Imperium.
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NSstats aren't used by this nation...at least some of them aren't used

A Class 0,5 Civilization according to this index.

The Imperium controls 12 stellar systems...and a lot of space habitats and dimensions

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The Holy Britainnian Empire
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Founded: Dec 01, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Holy Britainnian Empire » Tue Jan 12, 2021 5:10 pm

"Um, I'm not sure how we could have had a child, and I feel like I'm too young to be a mother, but I'm happy that he/she is here"
HIM Empress Nunnally of Britainnia
A nation chronicling the fate of the world after the end of Code Geass. Despite the name, the British Isles are not part of the Empire (see the history factbook for more information).

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Greater Victora
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Postby Greater Victora » Wed Jan 13, 2021 2:35 am

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Valentine Z
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Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Valentine Z » Wed Jan 13, 2021 2:42 am

Chief Aviator Gwen Tracer Hepburn “Fate of Existence and the Omniverse” Ellen Trixie Caitlin Foxworthy Avril Verlene Eveline Celinda Sammy Doris T-Rev Oxton Arielle Lindall Leslie Vitesse Allison: Love, you need to relax. Like I said, this one is adoption too. If you don't really want this child, I will gladly take her in as her mother, no questions asked. Trust me, I have mothered in so many kids across so many worlds, what's another 80 years of seeing my potential child grow up to my eternal life? Hehe. Also, your murderous intent means you should never have kids, ta ta!


Valentine Z GIF Flag (Improved!)
Flag Bracket - 1st for Mk I! 2nd for Mk II!
Issues Thread 4th in Gen Sec

The Sixty! Opinions Deposit! Valentian Stories! Gwen's Adventures! Cat Anthem! Valentian News.
If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
Q & A Here! | Heights of NS! | F7 Etiquette

Clarissa mistaken for Smurf/Avatar: 14
Valentijn Misgendered: 57
Valentijn now a She!

• Eat my fking tranquility. - Zenyatta
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.

• Am I a pretty girl?

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