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AL visits a school in YN to teach, what do they teach?

Postby The Giant Space Wyrm » Mon Nov 09, 2020 8:14 pm

The AL is taking a World Tour and has somehow convinced your nation's government to allow them a moment to teach in what passes as a school in YN!

What do you think they will teach?

Bonus: What would you want them to teach if they at all had information your government would be interested in?

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Postby Kiu Ghesik » Mon Nov 09, 2020 8:15 pm

The concept of what a school is.

That, or how to more efficiently and violently reappropriate and redistribute the wealth of others, otherwise known as our national pastime.
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Postby Azur Deutschland » Mon Nov 09, 2020 8:22 pm

If the school had an outdoor program that takes students to the artic to teach them about survival in frozen wastes... Yeah, it would be that.
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Postby Shin-Mutsu » Mon Nov 09, 2020 8:29 pm

Culinary arts (focus on dessert) or German culture and language.
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Postby Kiu Ghesik » Mon Nov 09, 2020 8:31 pm

The class is just 24/7 blaring Weird Al's "Everything you know is wrong!" on max volume.
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Mon Nov 09, 2020 8:34 pm

Sober Ari teaches them how to properly utilize every part of a yak.
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Postby Hamatu » Mon Nov 09, 2020 8:37 pm

Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:Sober Ari teaches them how to properly utilize every part of a yak.
Drunk Ari spends most of her time trying to lick inanimate objects.

Definitely either Poetic Dialectics or The Art of the Drink in Underwater Facilities.
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Grand Prince Michael would probably tech Greek.
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Postby Hamatu » Sun Nov 15, 2020 11:18 am

Yegla Islands wrote:Microbiology and genetics.

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Postby Ellbonnia » Sun Nov 15, 2020 11:25 am

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Postby Fyrn-Gestreon » Sun Nov 15, 2020 11:30 am

Either military strategy or religious studies.
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Postby Kiu Ghesik » Sun Nov 15, 2020 11:44 am

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Postby Skyhooked » Sun Nov 15, 2020 11:46 am

Traditional nomadic ways of survival in different conditions. What? We do teach folks about survival in schools.
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Postby Romextly » Sun Nov 15, 2020 11:48 am

Skyhooked wrote:Traditional nomadic ways of survival in different conditions. What? We do teach folks about survival in schools.

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Postby Fyrn-Gestreon » Sun Nov 15, 2020 11:49 am

Kiu Ghesik wrote:How to be a successful Twitch streamer.

You might want to prepare those students for disappointment, Beowulf himself has never streamed before lol

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Postby Kiu Ghesik » Sun Nov 15, 2020 11:52 am

Fyrn-Gestreon wrote:
Kiu Ghesik wrote:How to be a successful Twitch streamer.

You might want to prepare those students for disappointment, Beowulf himself has never streamed before lol

/Skip

He'll certainly try.

oh god i didn't read the factbook closely enough i'm genuinely sorry my dude

Romextly wrote:How to inhale and how to shoot

Why Kweeeeeeeeeen Josephine and neoconservatism is the only love you'll ever need, I assume.
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Bronze Age nomads vibing as their society implodes (who might just worship an eldritch entity, oh dear!)
sHe's loyal, smol, ready to rol. Big big bowl, full of rol. Smol rol, big bowl. Cinny rol, big bowl, smol rol.
-The Mother -loves the Children -of Ghes.-

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Postby Romextly » Sun Nov 15, 2020 11:53 am

Kiu Ghesik wrote:
Fyrn-Gestreon wrote:You might want to prepare those students for disappointment, Beowulf himself has never streamed before lol

/Skip

He'll certainly try.

oh god i didn't read the factbook closely enough i'm genuinely sorry my dude

Romextly wrote:How to inhale and how to shoot

Why Kweeeeeeeeeen Josephine is the only love you'll ever need, I assume.

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Postby Fyrn-Gestreon » Sun Nov 15, 2020 11:54 am

Kiu Ghesik wrote:
Fyrn-Gestreon wrote:You might want to prepare those students for disappointment, Beowulf himself has never streamed before lol

/Skip

He'll certainly try.

oh god i didn't read the factbook closely enough i'm genuinely sorry my dude

Romextly wrote:How to inhale and how to shoot

Why Kweeeeeeeeeen Josephine and neoconservatism is the only love you'll ever need, I assume.

It's absolutely fine dude, don't worry about it lol

"So, uh, y'see kids, the first thing you have to do is... uh... turn on the camera...? Maybe?"

/Skip again
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Postby Ankras » Sun Nov 15, 2020 11:58 am

The Director would most likely take a spot in military strategy but his history as a right-wing, anti-left, and interventionist military actor might not bode well for the survival of his career in that context in a country as politically saturated as Ankras.
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Sun Nov 22, 2020 10:09 am

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Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:AP Communism.

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