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Zeffar
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Posts: 0
Founded: Jun 10, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

You know you’re from the AN when...

Postby Zeffar » Sun Nov 01, 2020 7:46 am

This is self-explanatory but here’s an example: You know you’re from the Apple Republic, when you realize Apples aren’t sapient in other countries.
Click here to a join my mess of a discord in probably futile hopes to establish a community.

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Empirical Switzerland
Senator
 
Posts: 3831
Founded: Feb 27, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Empirical Switzerland » Sun Nov 01, 2020 7:48 am

You know you're from Zeffar when you have the prettiest flag ever hanging up.
News: Swiss Man uses 'Fonduethrower' on cow test-subject, lethality confirmed, Priest gets drunk on Blood of Christ, claims he just couldn't handle the Jesusness, and War with Tupeia deemed 'inevitable'.

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Pro Life, Small Government, Legal Immigrants, 2nd Amendment, Capitalism, Free Markets, and Equal Marriage
Abortion, Large Government, Socialism, Communism, Gun Control, Illegal Immigrants, Pro Choice, Joe Biden, Police Abolishment, and Fascism


Founder of GRAIL

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New Antarcticania
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1725
Founded: Oct 25, 2020
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby New Antarcticania » Sun Nov 01, 2020 7:59 am

You know you're in emperical Switzerland when fonduethrowers are a thing.
WARNING, WARFARE READINESS LEVEL(WARED) IS NOW AT STAGE 1// HEADQUARTERS OF PEOPLE'S ARMY SIGNALS ALL CLEAR, WE WILL RESUME OUR REGULAR BRODCAST SHORTLY//WARED stage [1] 2 3 4 5 6 7

New Antarctica officialy does not recognize the Geneva convention
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MT Bordering PMT

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The Xaviet Empire
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Posts: 86
Founded: Jan 08, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Xaviet Empire » Sun Nov 01, 2020 8:02 am

you know you're from New Antarcticania when you have to eat your plate
Hail the Empire!

Heilt Jocospor

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The Gold Mines
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 169
Founded: Dec 13, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Gold Mines » Sun Nov 01, 2020 8:04 am

You now you are from the xaivet empire when a person you know has died from disappearance

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Silvedania
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Posts: 1992
Founded: Apr 17, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Silvedania » Sun Nov 01, 2020 8:06 am

You know you're from the Gold Mines when you have a ton of freedom, yet still, work in a mine.
Silvedania, the majestic nation.
NS Stats are mostly accurate except for a few things, like this nation is capitalist and the death penalty isn't in effect

News:All trade with Crabaiaia and Pikala has stopped as diplomats meet in Trenaka.  Silvedanians are confused by Quentin Tarantulatino's new film, Seasonal Snackbox(This is a Bojack Horseman reference.) Weird song goes viral for making no sense.

Co-founder of LITA | Former Member of SETA | Member of IFTC | He/Him/His | Airport: viewtopic.php?f=6&t=493569#p37851012
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Dunferm
Secretary
 
Posts: 38
Founded: Nov 03, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dunferm » Sun Nov 01, 2020 8:08 am

You know you're from Silvedania when you don't understand your own native language.
Adeste fideles laeti triumphantes,
Venite, venite in Bethlehem.
Natum videte regem angelorum.

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The Gold Mines
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 169
Founded: Dec 13, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Gold Mines » Sun Nov 01, 2020 8:08 am

Silvedania wrote:You know you're from the Gold Mines when you have a ton of freedom, yet still, work in a mine.

lol!
my nation doesn’t have too many mines
/skip
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The Xaviet Empire
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Posts: 86
Founded: Jan 08, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Xaviet Empire » Sun Nov 01, 2020 8:50 am

The Gold Mines wrote:You now you are from the xaivet empire when a person you know has died from disappearance

person? what person? they never existed? know eh? Hm... mind following me to the station?


you know you're from dunferm when you're a happy religious farmer
Hail the Empire!

Heilt Jocospor

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The Gold Mines
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Posts: 169
Founded: Dec 13, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Gold Mines » Sun Nov 01, 2020 9:00 am

The Xaviet Empire wrote:
The Gold Mines wrote:You now you are from the xaivet empire when a person you know has died from disappearance

person? what person? they never existed? know eh? Hm... mind following me to the station?


you know you're from dunferm when you're a happy religious farmer

Err....no thanks. I don’t want to die.
/skip

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Langenia
Senator
 
Posts: 4320
Founded: Apr 22, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Langenia » Sun Nov 01, 2020 9:03 am

When your a young dictator
Langenia is an MT-early PMT nation located in northern South America, the result of Spain not successfully colonizing the region but leaving its mark. Some NS stats are used. We outceviche CevicheHut.
Co-founder of CITO and Member of CATO. Allies: LITA
NEWS: Officials say Langenia did not shoot down Santa Claus on Christmas Eve, as he delivered presents on Christmas. Wreckage is that of a helicopter attempting to fly over restricted Aragon airspace.| US Republicans refuse to boot Langenia from F-35 program and impose CAATSA sanctions on Langenia for S-400 purchase, tout selling Patriot SAMs and attack helicopters.| Langenia buys American Pfizer COVID vaccine and issues it with own, speeding up vaccination efforts.

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Dunferm
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Posts: 38
Founded: Nov 03, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dunferm » Sun Nov 01, 2020 9:05 am

You know when you are from Langenia when a South American government suddenly speaks Russian.
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Adeste fideles laeti triumphantes,
Venite, venite in Bethlehem.
Natum videte regem angelorum.

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De Nederlandsch-Indie
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Posts: 1
Founded: Nov 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby De Nederlandsch-Indie » Sun Nov 01, 2020 9:16 am

You know you're from AN when you speak Scottish Gaelic.
DE NEDERLANDSCH INDIE
Indonesie
A sovereign state in Southeast Asia, formed from the ex-Dutch colony of East Indies.

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Zeffar
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Posts: 0
Founded: Jun 10, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Zeffar » Sun Nov 01, 2020 9:21 am

You know you’re from the AN, when you can’t find any information regarding your homeland.
Click here to a join my mess of a discord in probably futile hopes to establish a community.

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Destyntine
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Posts: 163
Founded: Jul 22, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Destyntine » Sun Nov 01, 2020 9:33 am

You know you're from Zeffar when your leader is over 200 years old.
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Spaceship go Vroooom!
Yeah, I'm sassy! Get over it!

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The Xaviet Empire
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Posts: 86
Founded: Jan 08, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Xaviet Empire » Mon Nov 02, 2020 1:00 pm

you know you're from Destyntine when you have enough money to buy more money for stonks
Hail the Empire!

Heilt Jocospor

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Aetsveld-Aalstad
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Posts: 1
Founded: May 05, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Aetsveld-Aalstad » Mon Nov 02, 2020 1:05 pm

You know you are from the Xaviet Empire if the government sees you as a human resource

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Bala Mantre
Diplomat
 
Posts: 688
Founded: Apr 11, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Bala Mantre » Mon Nov 02, 2020 1:07 pm

Aetsveld-Aalstad wrote:You know you are from the Xaviet Empire if the government sees you as a human resource

You know your from Aetsveld-Aalstad when someone shouts
"Baskets for sale!"
Proud Winner Of The Game Of Defeat By Using The Queen Of England
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COVID
5.684 Million Total Cases +120|169,580 Deaths +200|2.9 Million Recovered +3000|Bala Mantrean States to be under lockdown until Feburary 14th, 2021| Prime Minister Ian Pavlow wins his second term|Democrats yell fraud as the Senate and Parliament is now both Republican Dominated

I do not rp with stats, Im strictly non-stat
Current rp year: 2022
Been playing this game since January 17th 2014 and trust me, I remember (Kinda) what that was like.
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Predicted 24005234 Million People to be living in Hak Li by 2035

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The Xaviet Empire
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Posts: 86
Founded: Jan 08, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Xaviet Empire » Mon Nov 02, 2020 1:08 pm

Aetsveld-Aalstad wrote:You know you are from the Xaviet Empire if the government sees you as a human resource

human resources are the most profitable ones :)

/skip
Hail the Empire!

Heilt Jocospor

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Kehrernesia
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Oct 25, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Kehrernesia » Mon Nov 02, 2020 7:06 pm

Bala Mantre wrote:
Aetsveld-Aalstad wrote:You know you are from the Xaviet Empire if the government sees you as a human resource

You know your from Aetsveld-Aalstad when someone shouts
"Baskets for sale!"

You know you're from Bala Mantre when you're forced to fight in a Hunger Games-esque match.
-- The Kingdom of Kehrernesia --
-- Overview -- Alastair IV (No, not that other fellow) -- (OOC) Other Nations --
-- A quaint little island nation in Polynesia that hides a myriad of issues. Has a generally more serious undertone than WF. --
-- Totally isn't Piste-Land/Southern Tzhelarhaai's alt -- Like virtually everyone else, doesn't use NS stats (apologies to any users of NS stats) -- Glitchy flag no more! Time to actually read.

National News | 18 Nov 2020 | King able to eat solid foods | Mob boss 'Haai' found dead in Amletstadt alley | Man behind Canadian embassy popcorn incident escapes custody
Int'l Happenings | 18 Nov 2020 | Pfizer vaccine 'more than 90% effective' | US election: Smithson (D) wins |  World Travel Awards announces Oceania 2020 winners

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-The-Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
Secretary
 
Posts: 29
Founded: Oct 13, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby -The-Union of Soviet Socialist Republics » Mon Nov 02, 2020 7:09 pm

You know you're from Kehrernesia when you notice the flag is twitching like a glitchy computer screen but nobody believes you.
We are the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics but in an alternate dimension. In our dimension, the Cold War is still going on and we've reformed our government similar to how China did, though we still kept the command economy.
NS-Stats are not officially used in RP, though I do tend to look after them just for fun.
Please know that my nation does NOT reflect my ideals, I am not a communist in real life, I just like history.

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Kehrernesia
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Oct 25, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Kehrernesia » Mon Nov 02, 2020 7:12 pm

-The-Union of Soviet Socialist Republics wrote:You know you're from Kehrernesia when you notice the flag is twitching like a glitchy computer screen but nobody believes you.

Maybe something a little deeper than that? Kehrernesia's already received quite a lot of "glitchy flag" (which is only a forum avatar design choice) responses.
/skip
-- The Kingdom of Kehrernesia --
-- Overview -- Alastair IV (No, not that other fellow) -- (OOC) Other Nations --
-- A quaint little island nation in Polynesia that hides a myriad of issues. Has a generally more serious undertone than WF. --
-- Totally isn't Piste-Land/Southern Tzhelarhaai's alt -- Like virtually everyone else, doesn't use NS stats (apologies to any users of NS stats) -- Glitchy flag no more! Time to actually read.

National News | 18 Nov 2020 | King able to eat solid foods | Mob boss 'Haai' found dead in Amletstadt alley | Man behind Canadian embassy popcorn incident escapes custody
Int'l Happenings | 18 Nov 2020 | Pfizer vaccine 'more than 90% effective' | US election: Smithson (D) wins |  World Travel Awards announces Oceania 2020 winners

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-The-Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
Secretary
 
Posts: 29
Founded: Oct 13, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby -The-Union of Soviet Socialist Republics » Mon Nov 02, 2020 7:13 pm

Kehrernesia wrote:
-The-Union of Soviet Socialist Republics wrote:You know you're from Kehrernesia when you notice the flag is twitching like a glitchy computer screen but nobody believes you.

Maybe something a little deeper than that? Kehrernesia's already received quite a lot of "glitchy flag" (which is only a forum avatar design choice) responses.
/skip

Sorry, I couldn't help but make that joke, even if it's overdone.

/stillme
We are the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics but in an alternate dimension. In our dimension, the Cold War is still going on and we've reformed our government similar to how China did, though we still kept the command economy.
NS-Stats are not officially used in RP, though I do tend to look after them just for fun.
Please know that my nation does NOT reflect my ideals, I am not a communist in real life, I just like history.

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The Emirate of The Emirate
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Apr 25, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Emirate of The Emirate » Mon Nov 02, 2020 7:14 pm

You know your from AN when you’ve been starving so long in the coal mines.
- A R A B I C U S -
Totally not an alt of Treciene
Freedom for NS STATS
Located in First World Order

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Montanity
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 25
Founded: Mar 13, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Montanity » Mon Nov 02, 2020 7:15 pm

You know you're from The Emirate of The Emirate when your name repeats the same word
The Versian Colony of Montanity
A small autonomous colony in Europe owned by Middle Vers
He/Him
Bisexueal
can't make good flags
this is the 11th time Middle Vers has colonized me
fucking stupid
Economic/Authoritarian:
-4.63
Social:
-3.9

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