YL in an AL's Body.

[Valentine Z]

As the name and title suggests. By some freak incident, your leader is now in above leader's body! How would you react? Weird? Excited? Happy? ... Maybe just wish it didn't happen?

As always, please do respect the ninjas, have a semblance of factbook for your character, and most importantly, follow PG-13, and do not turn this into a C/CLT. Have some substance on what you are writing! >,<

Zastępca Strażnika Adriana Krystal Desiree “Cudowny Manipulacja Światłem” Venus Kowalski Faith Stanisława Engelse I. Cherise Krystyna Zaborowska Sztormowska Pamela Alina Re. T. Lillian: Well, well... I am an User Control Panel, I see! I guess I have went back and devolved down back to not having a body, this is so weird. No more body for me - just a program inside a website, or something like that. I guess it's still cool! ^^

[Christenmark]

"Dear Christ! In a heathen's body, in a heathen country!? This is an afront to God and nature, I shall- I shall- uh- AH! yes! I shall kill myself."
- the soul of James V

[Surrealist Patagonia]

"Killing yourself by bullet to the head is such a pussy way to go. I'll go down with this body with style: smoking weed, hitting up women, and speeding through the highway is the way to go."
~ Konrad "Caligula" Svoboda, Le Patron of the Most Surreal Confederation of Patagonia

[Valentine Z]

"Killing yourself by bullet to the head is such a pussy way to go. I'll go down with this body with style: smoking weed, hitting up women, and speeding through the highway is the way to go."
~ Konrad "Caligula" Svoboda, Le Patron of the Most Surreal Confederation of Patagonia

Valentijn “De Sierlijke en Vrij Valkyrie General ov Valentine Z” Samantha Maxwell Delta Weston Stijn Angelus Tracey Mitchell Tristian Marnix Basilisk Lewis Hyatt X. Constantine Sein Lin Zaw Naing: Ohh, just when I became a woman, then now I have to contend with being a man again. Huh, life is weird sometimes. So... let's see what this body can do. I can stretch, can run, can lift pretty well... cool, cool. [Looks in mirror] I look so stoic. Do you always have this stoner face?

[Catalibla]

"Jeepers! I'm so tall! This is.... this is making my dizzy... wait, am I Valentijn?! W-what? How?! This is one of the weirdest dreams I've had..."
- Elsa

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

*After freaking out about the fact that he is now a 30-year-old woman, Alastair realizes he is in a much better place now than he was earlier. Nobody knows he switched bodies, and he has quite literally escaped himself.*
"My voice is so high, God, what is my accent? It sounds foreign to mine ears. And I am so much shorter...and...not fat. I want to see how fast I can run so I can enjoy things while not feeling like a loser 'till I inevitably return to myself. And--I am sober? I am, I am not intoxicated right now. My head aches some, but my mind feels clear...oh, do not tell me I...oh God...."
-King Alastair Laertes Amadeus Ludwig Kehrer IV

[Empirical Switzerland]

Oh shoot. I'm in a guys body who is literally dying....


Crap.

[Langenia]

"AHHH!!!! WHY AM I BODIE? THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!!! WHY? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO EARN THIS?!!! WHY? WHY?"
-Nicolas Furia, Supreme Leader/President of Langenia

[Empirical Switzerland]

"AHHH!!!! WHY AM I BODIE? THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!!! WHY? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO EARN THIS?!!! WHY? WHY?"

XD 'earn' /skip

[Hamatu]

"AHHH!!!! WHY AM I BODIE? THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!!! WHY? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO EARN THIS?!!! WHY? WHY?"
-Nicolas Furia, Supreme Leader/President of Langenia

"Oh My, this is quite unfortunate. I do hope that Hamatu is doing well in My absence- oh, but what if they do really well? I'm sure they wouldn't abandon Me... Oh nooo, what if they abandon Me? What if- what if they start believing they don't need Me anymore?! I mean, I've been asleep so much lately... and they've been changing so much lately... oh dear, oh deeear, what ever shall I do...?"

-Ilitu, the Great Goddess Who Leads, not having a panic attack, and definitely not crying.

[Mimi Mimikins]

"AHHH!!!! WHY AM I BODIE? THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!!! WHY? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO EARN THIS?!!! WHY? WHY?"
-Nicolas Furia, Supreme Leader/President of Langenia

"Oh My, this is quite unfortunate. I do hope that Hamatu is doing well in My absence- oh, but what if they do really well? I'm sure they wouldn't abandon Me... Oh nooo, what if they abandon Me? What if- what if they start believing they don't need Me anymore?! I mean, I've been asleep so much lately... and they've been changing so much lately... oh dear, oh deeear, what ever shall I do...?"

-Ilitu, the Great Goddess Who Leads, not having a panic attack, and definitely not crying.

"Ah well, I can always start a nuclear war to get a Monarcho-Socialist Zombie Empire."
-Mimi Mimikins, Spider Empress

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

" THIS IS HALLOWEEN
THIS IS HALLOWEEN
THIS IS HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN--
Someone help me, I hath become Shelob."
-King Alastair Laertes Amadeus Ludwig Kehrer IV

[Valentine Z]

Valentijn “De Sierlijke en Vrij Valkyrie General ov Valentine Z” Samantha Maxwell Delta Weston Stijn Angelus Tracey Mitchell Tristian Marnix Basilisk Lewis Hyatt X. Constantine Sein Lin Zaw Naing: There is NO way that drunk sod is running crazy with my body. I need to stop him, and fast.

[Zitravgrad]

"Huh... so this is HOW it feels to be wearing an armor 24/7 and sees from 100 metres above the ground. It feels... much nicer than anticipated, actually. Perhaps except for the radiation."
...
"Still, I wouldn't be able to do Valentijn's job even if I try, and neither could he with mine. I need to call Ms. Gwen to figure this out immediately."
Respectfully yours, with due regards -- His Excellency, Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky
Premier of the United Federation of Zitravgrad, Commander-in-Chief of Zitravgradian Armed Forces, Director of National Law Enforcement Committee

[Carrelie]

"Alr- BAUSEREIN, MY VOICE IS DEEP! Oh, ahem...
So I'm a man now, hmm? Maybe now I can discover where my late husband said he was going every night..
That being said, I do need a way to revert this change, I can't be like this forever.."
- Goswenanne Ann II

[Hamatu]

"Alr- BAUSEREIN, MY VOICE IS DEEP! Oh, ahem...
So I'm a man now, hmm? Maybe now I can discover where my late husband said he was going every night..
That being said, I do need a way to revert this change, I can't be like this forever.."
- Goswenanne Ann II

"Ah, this is quite the unfortunate situation. Perhaps I might be dreaming still...? Yes, yes, that must be the case- it would be absurd to assume otherwise! Yes, I do believe that I am merely dreaming, and shall wake up any second now... Hmm, though, that last nap was a tad long... I suppose it is for the best that, as I am still sleeping, and this is quite a rare dream indeed, I shall take advantage of it and go about doing such things as I typically do not... do? Yes! I shall engage in the fencing, and the stargazing- Oh, how exciting!- and, perhaps if I feel adventurous!- I shall even visit a musical theater!"

-Ilitu, the Great Goddess Who Leads, why'd she say all of that out loud?

[Skyhooked]

"I am a meremaid... Dude! I am a goddamn meremaid queen! I don't even know... what to say. Guess, I'll get to enjoy far more swimming than I usually do. And I feel really awkward with a fish tail, dudes! Damn... tell me, that I just ingested too much LSD or something... Please, please, please! Or maybe this is fine actually?"-Shawn Bjornson

[Carrelie]

"So you're telling me I'm a man now, the hooligan that runs that Skyhooked place..
This could be rather fun, I haven't released all my built up anger since I accidentally turned on a heavy metal song for karaoke night back in 2005. Now I can shoot people!"
- Goswenanne Ann II

[Skyhooked]

"So you're telling me I'm a man now, the hooligan that runs that Skyhooked place..
This could be rather fun, I haven't released all my built up anger since I accidentally turned on a heavy metal song for karaoke night back in 2005. Now I can shoot people!"
- Goswenanne Ann II

Ya' may take a gun and shoot people in Skyhooked. But don't be surprised when they shoot back. Or a bunch of gendarmes or sheriffs put ya' in a cell. Like... for a lot of time.
//Skip//

[East Lodge]

"Have fun being a living rock yo. Ima head out and eat some nachos and TASTE for the first time! Imma see why you people get obese lol"
(Plz don't get offened...)

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

"Have fun being a living rock yo. Ima head out and eat some nachos and TASTE for the first time! Imma see why you people get obese lol"
(Plz don't get offened...)

"I'm...and android...and I'm female? I'm not fat? Hey, is it possible for me to drink and not have any detrimental effe--"
*Gets bonked by guards*
-King Alastair Laertes Amadeus Ludwig Kehrer IV

[The Jamesian Republic]

Oh god I have the intelligence of a potato, speaking of which I have a strong desire to drink an entire crate of wine.

[Kiu Ghesik]

"Well, dude, thanks for keeping this body healthy, I guess. I suppose being a healthy old man ain't so bad- nah, who am I kidding? I'm off to jump off a bridge. If I don't wake up in my own body again, Khensu gets all my knives."

---

-Our boi Danny DeVito had something to say about this, I think.

[Zitravgrad]

"Where on earth am I? Why am I in a tent? This looks familiar... Ari, isn't it? Ha, ha... nice."
...
"Alright, time to commit casual violence under the guise of nomadic politicking."
Respectfully yours, with due regards -- His Excellency, Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky
Premier of the United Federation of Zitravgrad, Commander-in-Chief of Zitravgradian Armed Forces, Director of National Law Enforcement Committee

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

"Oh, nyet, Miro will not like to hear that I have taken over his form...he is in excellent shape, both for his age in general. Is this what it is like to be muscular? And 'tis weird how I still find him to be incredibly handsome. Shame that he is likely stuck in my body at present; no one wants to be me. Well, I shall get the baton and study his government, I suppose."
-King Alastair Laertes Amadeus Ludwig Kehrer IV