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I own the Moon.

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Devionsa
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Posts: 62
Founded: Jun 03, 2020
Liberal Democratic Socialists

I own the Moon.

Postby Devionsa » Wed Oct 28, 2020 11:30 pm

I'll only charge nations for full and half-moon nights at present. I'll be charging taxes for quarter and crescent-moons pretty soon. Send all tribute to me through TGs or Cards.

Thank you.

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Dominioan
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Posts: 1013
Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Dominioan » Wed Oct 28, 2020 11:32 pm

What is this
TG me with recommendations on factbooks, if you want
Overview
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Heres this

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New haven america
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Posts: 38833
Founded: Oct 08, 2012
Left-Leaning College State

Postby New haven america » Wed Oct 28, 2020 11:34 pm

Could we get an official and notarized copy of said purchase, as well as purchase history and WA approval of said taxes and fees/fines being issued?
Human of the male variety
Will accept TGs
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Kyundao
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 484
Founded: Jan 02, 2020
Corporate Police State

Postby Kyundao » Wed Oct 28, 2020 11:41 pm

Excuse me, I own the Earth's fucking moon. If you're going to do any business here, pay a 10% land tax every month for using my property without permission.
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Chuka-Koku
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 54
Founded: Oct 28, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Chuka-Koku » Wed Oct 28, 2020 11:42 pm

Which moon? We own all the moons around Saturn.
Who am I? Well, who are you?
Hint: I'm not KG or AD




Or am I?
Free virtual latte if you can guess who I am.



Please put effort in your responses beyond "anime, lol!"
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Twicetagram and JYPe
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Twicetagram and JYPe » Wed Oct 28, 2020 11:44 pm

Do you have proof of your purchase? This is preposterous. You certainly wouldn’t like it if I charged you for air.
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Deacarsia
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Posts: 1076
Founded: May 12, 2019
Right-wing Utopia

I own the Moon.

Postby Deacarsia » Wed Oct 28, 2020 11:50 pm

Yea, but your tribute just so happens to be exactly canceled by the value to the Moon of being able to shine upon so glorious a nation as the Kingdom of Deacarsia.
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Sic enim Deus dilexit mundum, ut Filium suum unigenitum daret: ut omnis qui credit in eum, non pereat, sed habeat vitam æternam.

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Westeastern Dicantia
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Posts: 1218
Founded: Oct 04, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Westeastern Dicantia » Wed Oct 28, 2020 11:54 pm

Congratulations, Devionsa! The United Dicantia Directorate has chosen your territory for assimilation into the confederacy! Verification of your particular holdings is all you need to be accepted!
Call me Annika!
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A relatively new, future tech, not empire that is totally the size of and acts a lot like one. Assimilation is voluntary and your territory has been pre-approved! The United Dicantia Directorate will be in contact soon!

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Kyundao
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Posts: 484
Founded: Jan 02, 2020
Corporate Police State

Postby Kyundao » Wed Oct 28, 2020 11:59 pm

Westeastern Dicantia wrote:Congratulations, Devionsa! The United Dicantia Directorate has chosen your territory for assimilation into the confederacy! Verification of your particular holdings is all you need to be accepted!

Kicking them out would be appreciated, but you'll have to return the Earth's moon to us. It is Kyundaoan territory after all.

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Great Imperium of Man
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 15
Founded: Apr 02, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Great Imperium of Man » Thu Oct 29, 2020 12:01 am

HERESY!

Cease your occupation of the moon at once! Lest you prefer an orbital invasion by the Emperor's finest!
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Chuka-Koku
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 54
Founded: Oct 28, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Chuka-Koku » Thu Oct 29, 2020 12:06 am

Chukakoku offers a solution: cut the moon in half and attach mirrors to each side. Now you each have a moon!
Who am I? Well, who are you?
Hint: I'm not KG or AD




Or am I?
Free virtual latte if you can guess who I am.



Please put effort in your responses beyond "anime, lol!"
中 華 國 萬 歳
民族ー民權ー民生
What if China was a progressive social democracy where people only elect good looking waifus for politicians?
Oh, don't forget: Mao is a SocDem, Chiang is a Communist, and Sun Yat-sen is a waifu

KMT advisor accuses Chiang of breast, face enhancing surgery, Chiang denies claims: "Completely untrue slander", gives speech on how her beauty is 100% natural

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Kyundao
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Posts: 484
Founded: Jan 02, 2020
Corporate Police State

Postby Kyundao » Thu Oct 29, 2020 12:08 am

Chuka-Koku wrote:Chukakoku offers a solution: cut the moon in half and attach mirrors to each side. Now you each have a moon!

That's not happening. This is my territory you're talking about.

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Westeastern Dicantia
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Posts: 1218
Founded: Oct 04, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Westeastern Dicantia » Thu Oct 29, 2020 12:17 am

Kyundao wrote:Kicking them out would be appreciated, but you'll have to return the Earth's moon to us. It is Kyundaoan territory after all.


The United Dicantia Directorate would like to extend a personalized offer to the relevant Kyundaoan authorities for a custom assimilation package! Keep your territory name and all holdings, and we'll do all the hard work of ownership!
Call me Annika!
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| check out the canon version of the lore here Dicantia (wip)

A relatively new, future tech, not empire that is totally the size of and acts a lot like one. Assimilation is voluntary and your territory has been pre-approved! The United Dicantia Directorate will be in contact soon!

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Kyundao
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Founded: Jan 02, 2020
Corporate Police State

Postby Kyundao » Thu Oct 29, 2020 12:18 am

Westeastern Dicantia wrote:
Kyundao wrote:Kicking them out would be appreciated, but you'll have to return the Earth's moon to us. It is Kyundaoan territory after all.


The United Dicantia Directorate would like to extend a personalized offer to the relevant Kyundaoan authorities for a custom assimilation package! Keep your territory name and all holdings, and we'll do all the hard work of ownership!

What do you mean by assimilation exactly?
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Coistashvia
Secretary
 
Posts: 33
Founded: Oct 28, 2020
Anarchy

Postby Coistashvia » Thu Oct 29, 2020 4:26 am

You make a clear, convincing point.
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Baloo Kingdom
Envoy
 
Posts: 276
Founded: Jan 22, 2020
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Baloo Kingdom » Thu Oct 29, 2020 4:28 am

Wait, we be buying moons now?
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Silvedania
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Posts: 1213
Founded: Apr 17, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Silvedania » Thu Oct 29, 2020 4:51 am

Whatever. We're gonna go create a settlement on Mars. Anyone's welcome!
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Cokoland
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Posts: 150
Founded: Jul 09, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Cokoland » Thu Oct 29, 2020 4:55 am

Then i own Jupiter
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Lemon Soviet Socialist Republics
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Posts: 20
Founded: Oct 16, 2020
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Lemon Soviet Socialist Republics » Thu Oct 29, 2020 2:57 pm

Devionsa wrote:I own the Moon.


hey thats not fair mom said its my turn with the moon
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capitalism, fascism, liberalism, usa, conservativism, imperialism, state-enforced pregnancies, ALM

aussie commie here to destroy western society and attack and dethrone god

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Crookfur
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Posts: 10679
Founded: Antiquity
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Crookfur » Fri Oct 30, 2020 6:15 am

Oh you poor deluded fools. Do none amongst you remember how slippery the moon the moon is?

Oft have those wishing to demonstrate thier power attempted to destroy the moon only for the astral body to "dodge" at the last moment.

As those that claim ownership of the moon, it is invariably discovered that the moon actually owns them and they treatment in specialist hospitals or asylums. At best you may find yourself possessing one of the infinite alternative moons.even then the only way to truly "own" such a moon is to group with several other nations and create you own closed universe.
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Treciene
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Posts: 183
Founded: Jul 24, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Treciene » Fri Oct 30, 2020 6:17 am

no you fool
i own the moon
Why Does
No One
Respond
to my
Threads?
Can you
please
expand the
character
limit?
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South Acren
Minister
 
Posts: 2009
Founded: Dec 19, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby South Acren » Fri Oct 30, 2020 6:18 am

If you all insist on owning the moon why not split it up into sections, but to own a section you must buy/rent it.

Its either that or Earth looses moon privileges
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Odelinor
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Posts: 64
Founded: Oct 12, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Odelinor » Fri Oct 30, 2020 6:19 am

There's a simple solution to this: no one owns the moon. Bada-bing Bada-boom, problem solved.
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Not Megistos
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Oct 13, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Not Megistos » Fri Oct 30, 2020 6:20 am

Charon, 2 solar systems, diamond star here. And you guys are fighting for a moon

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Of the Quendi
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 15160
Founded: Mar 18, 2010
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Of the Quendi » Fri Oct 30, 2020 6:23 am

Any attempt to unlawfully have the moon orbit above the surface of Arda I Eruhíni will be considered loitering and trespassing and will result in criminal prosecution by the Imperial Amanaranyean Prosecution Services. Solar eclipses or any other attempt to block access to sunlight for the people of Arda will open Devionsa up to civil suits by sun deprived citizens of the Arda.
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