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MAGA-USA
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Hiring Military Advisors!

Postby MAGA-USA » Wed Oct 28, 2020 9:50 am

A military advisor with at least 20 years of experience on tactical and strategic movements is desired, for our invasion of Mexico. They should be skilled in mixed forces warfare and have an understanding of MAGA-USA's armed forces and training, as well as equipment. They should be able to suggest maneuvers that require limited equipment and emphasize large scale infantry charges, which our lack of oil requires. All those interested should file a statement of interest below. The starting salary is from 100,000,000 MAGA-USA Dollars (about 100,000 NSD).

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WE LOVE GREAT LEADER GONALD DUMPF and WE LOVE AMERICA
CORPORATIST LEFTIST CNN WILL NEVER WIN
We declared war on Northeast Republic and California! We are going to cancel Mexico! CNN has been banned for fake news! Oil shortage means cars are banned too! We are looking for allies who want to fight against liberal left and marxist corporatist CNN!


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Postby MAGA-USA » Wed Oct 28, 2020 9:51 am

We are also seeking propaganda advisors to create counter propaganda against the fake marxist corporatist news coming from CNN, and would welcome anyone who is not corrupt and has 10 years of experience in the field. The starting salary is 50,000,000 MAGA-USA Dollars (50,000 NSD).
WE LOVE GREAT LEADER GONALD DUMPF and WE LOVE AMERICA
CORPORATIST LEFTIST CNN WILL NEVER WIN
We declared war on Northeast Republic and California! We are going to cancel Mexico! CNN has been banned for fake news! Oil shortage means cars are banned too! We are looking for allies who want to fight against liberal left and marxist corporatist CNN!


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Postby Langenia » Wed Oct 28, 2020 9:55 am

Hey, we fought against Mexico recently, because of their leftist president! Here's an application:
Country: Grand Catholic Republic of Langenia
Name: Jose Gonzalo
Experience: has fought in every Langenian war since the end of the Cold War, against Mexico, Chile, Brazil, Argentina, Cuba, Ligin, Almoravidia, and Assir.
Desired Salary: 135,000 NSD
LANGENIA
Fatherland, Unity, and Valor
Overview|Armed Forces|LangenArPort| Incumbent President: Nicolas Furia
Langenia is an MT Latin American nation, the result of European powers not successfully colonizing the region but leaving their mark. We outpollo PolloHut.
Military oversight? Checks on executive powers? Nah.
Our foreign policy: a t t a c k. Also, war?

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Postby MAGA-USA » Wed Oct 28, 2020 9:56 am

Langenia wrote:Hey, we fought against Mexico recently, because of their leftist president! Here's an application:
Country: Grand Catholic Republic of Langenia
Name: Jose Gonzalo
Experience: has fought in every Langenian war since the end of the Cold War, against Mexico, Chile, Brazil, Argentina, Cuba, Ligin, Almoravidia, and Assir.
Desired Salary: 135,000 NSD


Accepted! You are now an advisor for the 7th Bayonet Division!
WE LOVE GREAT LEADER GONALD DUMPF and WE LOVE AMERICA
CORPORATIST LEFTIST CNN WILL NEVER WIN
We declared war on Northeast Republic and California! We are going to cancel Mexico! CNN has been banned for fake news! Oil shortage means cars are banned too! We are looking for allies who want to fight against liberal left and marxist corporatist CNN!


This nation is satire. Say NO to racism. Say NO to gender inequality. Say NO to hatred. Say YES to a better, more inclusive USA. Say YES to welfare, healthcare, and helping the poor.

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Postby MAGA-USA » Wed Oct 28, 2020 9:57 am

We are still hiring both kinds of advisors!
WE LOVE GREAT LEADER GONALD DUMPF and WE LOVE AMERICA
CORPORATIST LEFTIST CNN WILL NEVER WIN
We declared war on Northeast Republic and California! We are going to cancel Mexico! CNN has been banned for fake news! Oil shortage means cars are banned too! We are looking for allies who want to fight against liberal left and marxist corporatist CNN!


This nation is satire. Say NO to racism. Say NO to gender inequality. Say NO to hatred. Say YES to a better, more inclusive USA. Say YES to welfare, healthcare, and helping the poor.


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