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The easiest war in history

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Vu Den Voc
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Founded: Oct 22, 2020
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The easiest war in history

Postby Vu Den Voc » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:00 am

Since my nation is very small, and our military if advancing slowly but surely, is there anyone willing to join an alliance or agreement to protect each other. I'm friends with the nation of Langenia . I'm looking for other who are either communist or socialist. These are the only qualifications.
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Recent news:Vu Den Voc forms FAFT, VDV gets backlash for trying to promote peace though FAFT- VDV countines to build more nukes as the leader works on his 27th one.- Soldiers guard the DMZ as a capitalist nation maintains hostile relations towards Vu Den Voc

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Brklackell
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Founded: Oct 26, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Brklackell » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:21 am

We declare war on Vu Den Voc and all his allies (i doubt he has any)

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Langenia
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Founded: Apr 22, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Langenia » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:31 am

There are Langenian forces stationed in Vu Den Voc. Attack them, or kill a single Langenian, and you'll be targeted with a nuke. Come on now, you must know better than to warmonger!


NEWS: The monarchy returns!...in a way, 100 years after the end of the Caesardom.| Nicolas Furia announces tougher laws against littering. "Is it that hard to go to a trash can?"| COVID-19 vaccine is now ready for distribution. The government declares it will distributed immediately.| Aircraft carrier Simon Bolivar and battle group, ground forces, sent to waters near newly discovered land of Caustoles to defend Langenian allies and colonies, and observe Antartican-Piikalan confrontation. Langenia to attack Paisacratans for kidnapping scientists.|  SETA prepares for another intervention in Newark, in bid to refuce foreign influence of Tupeia and take out another slave market.| This is the Langenian Central News Agency.

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Exalted Inquellian State
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Founded: Apr 30, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Exalted Inquellian State » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:31 am

We are delighted to sell weapons to the communists. As strugglers against imperialism, we are a common people.
My Speculative Evolution RP-https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=31&t=494906

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Brklackell
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Founded: Oct 26, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Brklackell » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:34 am

This will be easy. I'm not afraid of a fake nuke. We are sending troops now.

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Langenia
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Founded: Apr 22, 2020
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Postby Langenia » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:36 am

Brklackell wrote:This will be easy. I'm not afraid of a fake nuke. We are sending troops now.


I'm not bluffing. ICBM being prepared right now.


NEWS: The monarchy returns!...in a way, 100 years after the end of the Caesardom.| Nicolas Furia announces tougher laws against littering. "Is it that hard to go to a trash can?"| COVID-19 vaccine is now ready for distribution. The government declares it will distributed immediately.| Aircraft carrier Simon Bolivar and battle group, ground forces, sent to waters near newly discovered land of Caustoles to defend Langenian allies and colonies, and observe Antartican-Piikalan confrontation. Langenia to attack Paisacratans for kidnapping scientists.|  SETA prepares for another intervention in Newark, in bid to refuce foreign influence of Tupeia and take out another slave market.| This is the Langenian Central News Agency.

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Vu Den Voc
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Founded: Oct 22, 2020
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Postby Vu Den Voc » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:38 am

My troop's are on Brklackell's border. Maybe we can colonize them
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Recent news:Vu Den Voc forms FAFT, VDV gets backlash for trying to promote peace though FAFT- VDV countines to build more nukes as the leader works on his 27th one.- Soldiers guard the DMZ as a capitalist nation maintains hostile relations towards Vu Den Voc

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Brklackell
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Founded: Oct 26, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Brklackell » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:39 am

HA try us.

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Langenia
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Founded: Apr 22, 2020
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Postby Langenia » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:39 am

Brklackell wrote:This will be easy. I'm not afraid of a fake nuke. We are sending troops now.


You just started on the world stage. Build up your nation, not ruin it from day 1 because your army wasn't as good as others. You can't have nukes this early either.
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NEWS: The monarchy returns!...in a way, 100 years after the end of the Caesardom.| Nicolas Furia announces tougher laws against littering. "Is it that hard to go to a trash can?"| COVID-19 vaccine is now ready for distribution. The government declares it will distributed immediately.| Aircraft carrier Simon Bolivar and battle group, ground forces, sent to waters near newly discovered land of Caustoles to defend Langenian allies and colonies, and observe Antartican-Piikalan confrontation. Langenia to attack Paisacratans for kidnapping scientists.|  SETA prepares for another intervention in Newark, in bid to refuce foreign influence of Tupeia and take out another slave market.| This is the Langenian Central News Agency.

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Langenia
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Founded: Apr 22, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Langenia » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:40 am

Brklackell wrote:HA try us.


LAUNCH!!! We are a rogue state, so a nuclear strike doesn't disturb us.
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NEWS: The monarchy returns!...in a way, 100 years after the end of the Caesardom.| Nicolas Furia announces tougher laws against littering. "Is it that hard to go to a trash can?"| COVID-19 vaccine is now ready for distribution. The government declares it will distributed immediately.| Aircraft carrier Simon Bolivar and battle group, ground forces, sent to waters near newly discovered land of Caustoles to defend Langenian allies and colonies, and observe Antartican-Piikalan confrontation. Langenia to attack Paisacratans for kidnapping scientists.|  SETA prepares for another intervention in Newark, in bid to refuce foreign influence of Tupeia and take out another slave market.| This is the Langenian Central News Agency.

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Exalted Inquellian State
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Founded: Apr 30, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Exalted Inquellian State » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:41 am

We're deploying a space force to protect us from any interplanetary missiles. We also announce we are officially neutral.
My Speculative Evolution RP-https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=31&t=494906

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Slovi Ulandstan
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Posts: 54
Founded: Nov 22, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Slovi Ulandstan » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:44 am

We come to support of Vu Den Voc against foreign Brklackell menace

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Capitanarchia
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Founded: Oct 26, 2020
Anarchy

Postby Capitanarchia » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:44 am

We’ve sent diplomatic aid to try and ease the situation (hopefully)
The Free State Of Capitanarchia
Kap-I-Tan-Ark-ea

[Labeled Satire]


An extremist version of my political views

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Brklackell
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Founded: Oct 26, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Brklackell » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:44 am

We surrender, according to our military, the bomb will hit in 5 minutes.

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Capitanarchia
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Anarchy

Postby Capitanarchia » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:45 am

Guess you really had a lightning war
The Free State Of Capitanarchia
Kap-I-Tan-Ark-ea

[Labeled Satire]


An extremist version of my political views

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Langenia
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Founded: Apr 22, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Langenia » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:45 am

Capitanarchia wrote:Guess you really had a lightning war


BLITZKRIEG!


NEWS: The monarchy returns!...in a way, 100 years after the end of the Caesardom.| Nicolas Furia announces tougher laws against littering. "Is it that hard to go to a trash can?"| COVID-19 vaccine is now ready for distribution. The government declares it will distributed immediately.| Aircraft carrier Simon Bolivar and battle group, ground forces, sent to waters near newly discovered land of Caustoles to defend Langenian allies and colonies, and observe Antartican-Piikalan confrontation. Langenia to attack Paisacratans for kidnapping scientists.|  SETA prepares for another intervention in Newark, in bid to refuce foreign influence of Tupeia and take out another slave market.| This is the Langenian Central News Agency.

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Slovi Ulandstan
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Founded: Nov 22, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Slovi Ulandstan » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:46 am

Brklackell wrote:We surrender, according to our military, the bomb will hit in 5 minutes.

I personally will accept your surrender if your leader will mail ours a $50 banknote and promise not to attack again :)

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Exalted Inquellian State
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Founded: Apr 30, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Exalted Inquellian State » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:46 am

Brklackell wrote:We surrender, according to our military, the bomb will hit in 5 minutes.

DUCK!!!
*Uirkhuk I ducks behind his table, then grabs the crown, which sort of stayed in the air for a while*
My Speculative Evolution RP-https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=31&t=494906

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Langenia
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Founded: Apr 22, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Langenia » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:48 am

Slovi Ulandstan wrote:
Brklackell wrote:We surrender, according to our military, the bomb will hit in 5 minutes.

I personally will accept your surrender if your leader will mail ours a $50 banknote and promise not to attack again :)


We accepted their surrender on condition that they give us the right to build military bases.


NEWS: The monarchy returns!...in a way, 100 years after the end of the Caesardom.| Nicolas Furia announces tougher laws against littering. "Is it that hard to go to a trash can?"| COVID-19 vaccine is now ready for distribution. The government declares it will distributed immediately.| Aircraft carrier Simon Bolivar and battle group, ground forces, sent to waters near newly discovered land of Caustoles to defend Langenian allies and colonies, and observe Antartican-Piikalan confrontation. Langenia to attack Paisacratans for kidnapping scientists.|  SETA prepares for another intervention in Newark, in bid to refuce foreign influence of Tupeia and take out another slave market.| This is the Langenian Central News Agency.

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Slovi Ulandstan
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Founded: Nov 22, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Slovi Ulandstan » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:48 am

Langenia wrote:
Slovi Ulandstan wrote:I personally will accept your surrender if your leader will mail ours a $50 banknote and promise not to attack again :)


We accepted their surrender on condition that they give us the right to build military bases.

I want my $50 >:(

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Capitanarchia
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Postby Capitanarchia » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:49 am

I want 50$ in cash! I had to send my diplomats into a war zone!
The Free State Of Capitanarchia
Kap-I-Tan-Ark-ea

[Labeled Satire]


An extremist version of my political views

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Megistos
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Founded: May 01, 2020
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Megistos » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:49 am

Langenia wrote:
Slovi Ulandstan wrote:I personally will accept your surrender if your leader will mail ours a $50 banknote and promise not to attack again :)


We accepted their surrender on condition that they give us the right to build military bases.

Hey!
launches dissolver missle
Military
A Interstellar Empire with Some Nice Beaches, Full Of Sporting People

News - Man parachutes from a spaceship up high; falls on the mDoma and breaks his ankles, Megistos lose to the hosts 3-1 in the Third Place Match, and the Military is better than ever.

Quite a bit of temper.

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Slovi Ulandstan
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Founded: Nov 22, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Slovi Ulandstan » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:50 am

Capitanarchia wrote:I want 50$ in cash! I had to send my diplomats into a war zone!

It's my $50 and I will declare war if it means I receive it instead of you!

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Exalted Inquellian State
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Founded: Apr 30, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Exalted Inquellian State » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:50 am

Looks like the war is still happening, even if one country signed a separate peace.
My Speculative Evolution RP-https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=31&t=494906

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Langenia
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Founded: Apr 22, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Langenia » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:51 am

Vu Den Voc, you might want to rename this thread the Lightning War.
Last edited by Langenia on Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:52 am, edited 1 time in total.


NEWS: The monarchy returns!...in a way, 100 years after the end of the Caesardom.| Nicolas Furia announces tougher laws against littering. "Is it that hard to go to a trash can?"| COVID-19 vaccine is now ready for distribution. The government declares it will distributed immediately.| Aircraft carrier Simon Bolivar and battle group, ground forces, sent to waters near newly discovered land of Caustoles to defend Langenian allies and colonies, and observe Antartican-Piikalan confrontation. Langenia to attack Paisacratans for kidnapping scientists.|  SETA prepares for another intervention in Newark, in bid to refuce foreign influence of Tupeia and take out another slave market.| This is the Langenian Central News Agency.

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