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San Lumen
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Improve a wish III: The Benevolent Genie

Postby San Lumen » Thu Oct 22, 2020 12:33 pm

Very similar to corrupt a wish except you make a wish better.

example" I wish for a million dollars and the next poster says granted you get two million instead.

i'll start: I wish influencer Sam Cushing was my boyfriend, I was as muscular as him and we had an apartment together.
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Postby Saralonia » Fri Oct 23, 2020 10:36 pm

Granted, along with getting an influencer boyfriend and a new great body in my opinion you also recieved by an anonimous source a few thousands of dollars along with a free cake, who doesn't like cake after free money?



I wish for a skirt and thigh highs that fit me and that I won't be judged by no one (I'm a male)
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Postby Empirical Switzerland » Fri Oct 23, 2020 10:38 pm

You aren't made fun of, in fact it gets all the boys, and they start fawning over you.


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Postby Boring People » Sat Oct 24, 2020 1:02 am

Granted. You meet family who have gone before, then get a guided tour of the place by John C. Frémont.
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San Lumen
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Postby San Lumen » Sat Oct 24, 2020 5:25 am

Granted your also an interpreter for the UN

I wish for the pandemic to end tomorrow.

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Postby Treciene » Sat Oct 24, 2020 5:27 am

San Lumen wrote:Granted your also an interpreter for the UN

I wish for the pandemic to end tomorrow.

Granted. You make the vaccine and get 1,000,000 dollars
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Postby Newero » Sat Oct 24, 2020 5:29 am

San Lumen wrote:Granted your also an interpreter for the UN

I wish for the pandemic to end tomorrow.

Granted, and no pandemic happens for another 360 years.

I wish the USSR was libertarian socialist.
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Postby Saralonia » Sat Oct 24, 2020 1:33 pm

Granted comrade, the USSR is ruled by benevolent rulers that establish free and fair elections after a temporary dictatorship of the proletariat, the USSR peacefully integrates nations trough referendums and living standars improve considerably under the libertarian socialist USSR, the world ends up integrated by the union and humanity unites in friendship and labour while now aiming to the stars to spread beyond earth while the proletariat works as one in a Utopia within Earth & Beyond
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Postby Treciene » Sat Oct 24, 2020 7:07 pm

Newero wrote:
San Lumen wrote:Granted your also an interpreter for the UN

I wish for the pandemic to end tomorrow.

Granted, and no pandemic happens for another 360 years.

I wish the USSR was libertarian socialist.

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Postby Nevertopia » Sat Oct 24, 2020 7:10 pm

Since AN didnt wish for anything,

GRANTED! The wish you didn't know you wanted comes to you and is immediately granted by the benevolent Genie who has a strong resemblance to Robin Williams.

I wish my sister would visit me more.
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San Lumen
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Postby San Lumen » Sat Oct 24, 2020 9:02 pm

granted she buys a house near you.

I wish for the pandemic to end tomorrow.

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Postby Sanghyeok » Sat Oct 24, 2020 9:04 pm


Granted, and we also discovered brain cancer medicine.




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Postby Great Brytain and Ireland » Sun Oct 25, 2020 6:18 am

Granted. Companionship with the ‘magical cat’ grants you and your immediate family improved luck, making positive events and outcomes occur much more frequently within your family.
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Postby Republic of-Singapore » Sun Oct 25, 2020 6:20 am

Granted and you end up securing a job in a multinational firm with a very decent salary and you regularly travel worldwide for business,

I wish I could undergo HRT (as a MtF transgirl) and live with my girlfriend.
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Postby Nevertopia » Sun Oct 25, 2020 1:32 pm

Republic of-Singapore wrote:Granted and you end up securing a job in a multinational firm with a very decent salary and you regularly travel worldwide for business,

I wish I could undergo HRT (as a MtF transgirl) and live with my girlfriend.


Granted, and it turns out your girlfriend is also bisexual and stays in a relationship with you!

i wish I won the lottery.
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San Lumen
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Postby San Lumen » Mon Oct 26, 2020 10:30 pm

Granted you win 100 billion dollars

I wish the Addams family was real and they were my neighbors.

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Postby Boring People » Mon Nov 02, 2020 6:23 pm

Granted. Your experiences with them become the basis for a new movie.
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Postby Cirrus Azale » Mon Nov 02, 2020 6:30 pm

Granted, and they end up owning expanses of Eastern Europe under a benevolent eye.



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Postby San Lumen » Mon Nov 02, 2020 6:31 pm

Granted you become headmaster of Hogwarts.

I wish the video game based of the The Joy of Painting series by Bob Ross was made and it released next moth.
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Postby Eurania » Mon Nov 02, 2020 6:35 pm

Granted, and its given to you free of charge.

I wish to be able to actually stay focused on whatever I'm currently working on.
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Postby Cirrus Azale » Mon Nov 02, 2020 6:36 pm

Granted, you get to watch the soul of Bob Ross teach you painting next time you see a moth, and you learn how to paint and get in his show.


Ninja’d.

You become so focused, you’re invited to Bhutan to study peace and harmony.

I wish for Jo Jorgensen to win the election.
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Oxygen, Pizza, Libertarian, Chocolate Milk, AFFORDABLE, not free, healthcare, equality, and on a way off note, Life.
People being mean to anyone based on who they are or what they believe, defenders getting commendations for the sole region they do a ton of defending, those idiots at the drive-thru who take way too long to place their order.
First place winner of the first Tea House of cards
Cards Communitea contest.
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Thinking of writing SC resolutions
Always open to TGs!
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Adventure Time is the best show ever, don’t @ me.
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San Lumen
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Postby San Lumen » Sun Nov 08, 2020 10:46 pm

Granted a progressive majority is elected to congress and many state legislatures

I wish for Mitch McConnell to resign from the senate

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Postby Ard al Islam » Sun Nov 08, 2020 10:49 pm

I'll do you one better, you now have the ability to choose all the members of the senate.


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Postby Dominioan » Sun Nov 08, 2020 10:49 pm

Granted, and the Dems gain a huge majority and the progressive faction takes over the party.

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Granted, and you gain the ability to make as many as you want

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Postby Aroni » Sun Nov 08, 2020 10:50 pm

Granted, and you now are even better at posts too

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